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Author has written 30 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, Wrestling, SpongeBob SquarePants, 3:10 to Yuma, 2007, Men In Black, and Aladdin.

UPDATE: March 29, 2010 - This account is now on permanent hiatus. The wrestling prompt that is going on now will be updated later in the week but after that, no more fanfics. The unfinished ones will remain unfinished until we are inspired to write again. One of us has a very demanding job and home life which means we haven't the time to write. Another is also working long hours while the other just doesn't have the heart or energy to type anymore. T will be finishing the joint project titled "Sins of the Father" co-written by Seraphalexial and wrestlefan4 but makes no promises about any others. Sorry.

March 29, 2010 - R.I.P HBK's Career

"Time is a companion that goes with us on a journey. It reminds us to cherish each moment, because it will never come again.

What we leave behind is not as important as how we have lived." - Jean Luc Picard

"Distance never seperates two hearts that really care, for our memories span the miles and in seconds we are there. But

whenever I start feeling sad cuz I miss you, I remind myself how lucky I am to have someone so special to miss."

"Ladies and Gentlemen, The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels has left the building..." - Monday Night Raw, March 29, 2010

Maybe part of loving is learning to let go. - From the TV show 'The Wonder Years'

About Us Sukkas

Here is a few things you should know about this profile:

1. There are THREE people using this account. NO we do NOT have multiple personalities, although you should be warned that at times we may seem just a bit off.

2. We all have other accounts. Wouldn't you like to know?

3. We are ALL perverts hence the pen name, although T can proudly proclaim that she just has a warped mind and J & K like to infiltrate it with their pervertedness.

4. We will probably never tell you which one of us wrote each fic. Why? Because we don't wanna. We each have our own unique writing style so that should be enough right there. In the event that we write a joint fic, then we will tell you that all three of us wrote it. Sounds good huh?

5. We update when we can. All of us are in college and have jobs. We do occasionally have lives outside of this site so you'll just have to get over it.

6. In case you didn't know, in the event that someone tries to sue us, well...please don't. We own NOTHING! Except...maybe some OC's but no WWE, HP, NARUTO, ect ect ect unless we state otherwise.

Now, moving on...


I suppose you guys should know that most of the stories that will be posted on this joint account will be SLASH or YAOI unless it's from the Harry Potter genre. We tend to stick to hetero pairings for HP though 'T' will venture into slash every now and then. As for wrestling, I'm telling you now that every story concerning wrestling will be slash. That means lots of hot man rubbing their hot, naked bodies next to each other. Yep. Damn right. You got a problem with it? Too damn bad. They do that anyway every monday night at 9pm so get over it.

Don't waste your time sending us threatening messages about slash. If you do, you will be ignored unless 'T' is the one that reads the message. She won't be able to resist arguing since she's studying to be a lawyer someday. Furthermore if your writing isn't as good as ours then you really shouldn't comment on our stuff if you get my drift. No we are not the best writers in the world but if you care to flame our stuff, make sure your stuff is better otherwise be prepared for the flame of a lifetime. -sigh-

Anyway, we all refuse to ship wrestlers with Divas because we don't like the Divas. We like one or two of them but not enough to ship them with our favorite wrestlers. Again, if you don't like it then don't waste your time reading our fics. We are here to appeal to the SLASH LOVERS of wrestling and not the pansies who only want to read lame ass, angsty fics about the Divas and their infatuations with the wrestling men. Sheesh. It's old and played out. Slash is whats in now! Woot! Woot!

Now for the anime rant:


2. Naruto/Hinata is like Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley. Same can be said about Sasuke and Sakura.


What K Likes:

Chartruse Green Poodle Dog Sunglasses (Don't ask. You wouldn't understand if we told you anyway), Men--HOT men, Jeff Hardy (of course), Sitting on the dock of the bay watching the tide roll in, blueberry cream cheese, (I'm going to get some creme cheese on Wednesday), Purses, I LOVE purses, prancing around in capes-beaded capes, especially the kind that can be wrapped around a Christmas tree, mind's a blank at this point so I'll get back to you later...Wait, I kinda think nerdy guys are hot like Riley from National Treasure. He gets me all hot and bothered. (K did not write that last sentence. T did. That must mean that Riley gets T all hot and bothered.)

1. Harry Potter:

Snape/Hermione, (J says "Boooooooo" to this. She hates this pairing. -_- At the moment there is a conversation taking place between the J and K about Draco and Ginny.) Anything else that pairs up Hermione sucks--ESPECIALLY FRED AND HERMIONE!! (Grrrrrr) Random statement from K at this point..."Why in the hell is there not any good Golden Girls fics? I just don't understand it. There are stories like 'Sophia farts too much'"...Now there's a random conversation about a guy farting in psychology with a farting medical condition. (I interrupt them) ahem Now were back to K's pairings.

Hated Pairings: FRED HERMIONE!? WHO THE HELL PAIRS THEM UP?! I won't flame J but I strongly am against this pairing--so K says.

2. Wrestling

Shawn/Kim, (Death be upon SGA if they don't stay together. She should have killed the bitch off.) Shawn/Cena, M-Pregs because they are so hilarious, (J says "Son of a biscuit"). More will be added at a future time.

Hated Pairings: Shawn and Rhi. K says "The bitch needs to die." She says this through clinched teeth and holding a pretend gun.

3. Pirates of the Carribbean

Jack and Elizabeth. This is about the only pairing that matters to K. K says "More fandoms/pairings to come later".


4. Naruto.

K hates anybody with Sakura. (T says "Right on!")

5. Inuyasha

Inuyasha/Kagome Inuyasha and Kagome are meant to be together. Not Inuyasha and Kikyo. Kikyo annoys me. She is a weak character. She needs to grow a backbone and stop being so wilty. The wilting flower act is annoying. At least Kagome will stand up to Inuyasha and has a backbone. Kagome shows emotion, Kikyo does not.

What J likes

I like reading, almost anything really I am not that particular when it comes to actual books. But ff, I tend to stick with shows I like. I get a good laugh out of some of the sick things people can come up with. I love watching sappy romances and laughing at them, honestly who watched The Notebook and thought she would pick the poor guy, you know if that was real life she would have gotten the rich one. Anyways, I am also a fan of dorky men. Not to the point where they are the weird stalker creeps, but the cute lovable dorks who are funny and look good in button downs. Okay that's enough about me...

1. Harry Potter

Ginny with basically any male except Harry. Hermione/ sad and alone. (T says, "You hater".)

Hated Pairings: "I HATE DRACO/HERMIONE FICS!" (The quotes are what J says in keesh you didn't know.) J also hates Luna/Harry.

2. Dark Angel

Alec/Max. The only pairing that matters.

Hated Parirings: Max/Logan, Alec/Asha--Transgenics should be with transgenics.

3. Naruto (T says "Wooooooo!")


Hated Pairings: Naruto/Hinata, Tsunade/Kakashi.

What T Likes:

Anime, Wrestling, Video Games, Men, Men who smell like men, Older men like HBK and John Cena, Hillary Clinton supporters, Tomatoes, Bananas although I don't like banana flavored anything, Cranberry Limeades from Sonic, Cheesecake, Link from the Zelda games, Mitsurugi from the SoulCalibur games, Seong Mina from the SoulCalibur games, Cookies, Mater from Cars, Mulan, NFL Football, IMVU...I suppose if I liked Poodle Dog Sunglasses then they would have to be filled with fabulousness and be the color pink instead of Chartruse Green.

1. Naruto

Neji/Hinata, Neji/Lee, Sasuke/Neji, Sasuke/Naruto, Itachi/Hinata, Itachi/Ino, Itachi/Neji, Itachi/Kakashi, Itachi/Naruto, Kakashi/Iruka, Kakashi/Tsunade, Kakashi/Hinata, Kakashi/Guy, Guy/Tenten, Naruto/Gaara

Hated Pairings: Neji/Tenten, Neji/Sakura, Sasuke/Sakura--although they belong together--, Sakura/Kakashi, Sakura/Naruto,....Basically, I hate Sakura and Sasuke so take that for what it's worth. Oh and I don't like your "regular" supposed 'canon' pairings either.

2. Inuyasha

Kikyo/Inuyasha and Kikyo/Sesshomaru. That is all.

Hated Parings: I HATE THAT BITCH KAGOME! SHE NEEDS TO DIE! SHE NEEDS TO GO AWAY! INUYASHA NEEDS A WOMAN! A REAL WOMAN! KIKYO WAS HIS FIRST LOVE AND THEY WERE TO BE MARRIED! KAGOME IS A LITTLE SLUT AND SHE JUST ANNOYS THE HELL OUT OF ME! IF YOU DARE TRY TO CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE I WILL UM...GO OFF ON YOU!! I WILL NEVER SHIP INUYASHA AND KAGOME! (J and K are currently trying to tell me how great Kagome is and I am trying my best not to throw something at them. Kagome is a whiny, teenage bitch who needs to grow the F up!)

3. Harry Potter

Severus/Hermione. This pairing is right on so many levels. Harry/Hermione. I love Rowling to death but I have always believed that Harry and Hermione had more chemistry than she and Ron. This is the pairing that should have happened and NOT Harry/Ginny. Severus/Molly or Lucius/Molly. These are odd pairing but I believe it could work. Plus, like I said earlier, the best pairings are the odd ones. Harry/Draco. Harry/Voldemort. Ok. The Harry/Voldy is pushing it I know can be done. Just read Possess Me.

Hated Pairings: Harry/Ginny, Ron/Harry, Lucius/Hermione, Lucius/Narcissa, Dumbledore with other guys...and anything with Hermione being mistreated. (J would like to point out that Dumbledore was in fact gay, and no offense to Rowling but everyone else in the world thought he was straight, who the hell makes Dumbledore gay?)

4: Wrestling

HBK- my main muse. I will slash him with everyone I deem worthy. HHH, Bret Hart, John Cena, Edge, Randy Orton, Owen Hart, Maryse, Batista, Chris Jericho

Some of TKJ's Favorite Quotes

1. "Maybe we should hire a man for 'X'..." -At this point T is eyeing K curiously- "No, not like a prostitute but like use one of those 'Hire-A-Date' services. I think she's a bit more desperate than us."--K referring to a friend who has strange expectations for her future husband-to-be.

2. "Ooooooooo T!" -K all excited as if just had a shocking revelation from God himself- "If you married Batista then your name would be T Batista!"--K referring to the wrestler Dave Batista...and me. -shakes head- I think K was on something serious.

3. "Shawn is Rick Flair's illegitimate love child!" K just said this in reference to watching clips of Flair and seeing the striking resemblance he bore to Shawn...we think that this has some fanfic possibilities.

4. "M doesn't hoard her cookies, she just gives the out freely," K said this after a night of bashing someone who has gotten on all our nerves...well at least mine (I am J by the way)

5. "Every one sins at some point in their life, let me be that sin," T speaking about Shawn Michaels.

6. Miss K came into my room with a bandage across her nose. I presumed to ask Miss K what happened and this is what she said. "I was playing bungee cables and I got hit across my face. I was only playing with them because I was trying to be helpful." T is thinking "Yeah, sure you were." "So I ended up getting hit across the face in three places. My face hurt really badly and I was numb. I was thinking to myself, 'Do NOT cuss. Do NOT cuss.' Then I thought to myself, 'Do NOT cry. I must NOT cry'. I was thinking this because I have to learn to endure pain so that I can become a professional wrestler someday." T is thinking "K has lost her damn mind".

7. "You can get all As and still flunk life."--Walker Percy

8. "Convent. A place of retirement for women who wish for leisure to meditate upon the sin of idleness."--Ambrose Bierce

9. Naruto: When Naruto falls for an obvious trap and is struggling about. Kakashi is telling him that a ninja must see through deception I get it I get it!
Kakashi: No, you don't get it, thats why I'm telling you. You think you get it, which isn't the same as actually getting it. Get it?

10. "I want to get married so that I can wear sexy lingerie!" -- 'K' She was telling T this randomly one day.

11. Just to tell you what is going on right now: K has T cornered in my room with a Bic pall point pin pointed at her threatening to kill her for something she has written on her other account. "Things would be a whole lot simplar if you followed my advice" K tells T in a low voice oozing with meaning. T has snuck out of the room but is followed by K and all I can say is what the hell just happened...

12. So we are currently enduring a semester of a Civil War class. Well we have a die-hard confederate wanna be in the class with us who also happens to be a southern methodist preacher. Anyway, we have book reports that we have to do this week and L gave us his report. Needless to say K made this statement during his presentation: "It helps to be going somewhere to get to it eventually. He isn't going anywhere." You see, L's entire dramatic buildup led to nowhere. In fact, his entire presentation was about the book cover and the author. J has decided that he didn't read. There's no fucking way you can do a 20 minute presentation about the book cover and have actually read the book.

13. "Life sucks...and then you die." --Vince McMahon

14. "Hell naw he ain't dead! You can't kill somebody that's already dead!" -- 'T' I was asked about Michael Meyers while watching Halloween H2O. I had to inform Mariasicle that dead people can't die.

Favorite Writers on FF.Net

vadg, wrestlefan4, Seraphalexiel, Adnacia, wrenbaily, AnonymousPunk, TheVampireLucinda, Taker-took-my-Toys, MaryJohn, Dark Kaneanite and XxShawns Guardian AngelxX. These guys make this sight like crack, as dear Seraphalexiel so kindly put it. :D

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Blast From The Past by VanityMayhem reviews
They had a affair 14 years ago. No one knew, not even his worst enemy, who happened to be her brother. November 9th, he left her high and dry. 13 years later he's back. Is the love still there? Takes place 1996-1997 and 2010. Bret Hart/OC/Triple H
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 42,502 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Triple H, Bret Hart
Ode to Lockhart from Lockhart by MindlesslyRhyming reviews
A Love Poem: From Lockhart to himself. I'd put it under Romance, but does it count if you've fallen in love with yourself?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Gilderoy L. - Complete
Despise by vadg reviews
Jbl/Shawn, Shawn/? Shawn has more debt than he ever knew he had.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 19,860 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 1/24/2009 - JBL, Shawn Michaels
Steamin' Up the Place by TheMizMagnet reviews
A series of... steamy one-shots with the stories written by request. Anything is possible, request inside! SLASH; MattEvan up!
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 36,853 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 8/20/2009
Secret Sexer by wrestlefan4 reviews
He was bored so he created a sex game. Includes many Superstars, pairings, and kinks. Smut and Slash. Ye be warned.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,727 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009
Haunt by wrestlefan4 reviews
Matt Hardy, Jeff Hardy, Glenn Jacobs, Adam Copeland, Christian Cage, and Chris Jericho are six college students rooming together. When eerie things start to happen, they wonder if they're being haunted. If so, by what...or...whom? For Halloween!
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,414 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 10/26/2009
Break Down The Walls by wrestlefan4 reviews
Chris has secrets even he has a hard time comprehending. If others found out how would they react, what if Chris did something permanent to become the person he really is inside? Chris' journey. ChrisJ,ShawnM,MarkC,more.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,117 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Chris Jericho
Past and Present by wrestlefan4 reviews
Bret wanted it all behind him. Little did he know that this night was about to open a whole new can of worms in his life--and all because another damned blond. "You screamed loudest of anyone in the dungeon, Chris." Bret, Chris, Shawn, Hunter, Show, more.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,420 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Bret Hart, Chris Jericho
Just One More Night by wrestlefan4 reviews
Femslash. TNA. Velvet/Angelina. Velvet gets back at Angelina for repeated rejection.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Velvet Sky, Angelina Love - Complete
Helping Hands by slashburd reviews
Written as a result of the Spring prompt request for InYourHonour. Maybe being slap happy isn't always bound to end it tears. Well, not your own anyway. M/M slash, not overly explicit but rated M for sexual references. Enjoy!
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,392 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Christian, The Miz - Complete
Where I Stood by Baby.Capri.1990 reviews
-ONESHOT- Angelina was fighting a battle with herself – alcohol and self pity. What caused her to attack The Beautiful People that night? Even she didn’t know the answer to that question… But someone else did.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,798 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Angelina Love, Velvet Sky - Complete
Painted With Feeling by slashburd reviews
Written as a result of the Spring prompt request from Simply-Cath. Its hard to listen when you don't even want to hear. M/M slash, not overly explicit but rated M for sexual references. Enjoy!
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Chris Jericho, John Morrison/Nitro - Complete
Sucker by GrandpasGuitars reviews
For slashburd. Who needs romance and wooing when you can come up with an elaborate hoax that may or may not get you what you want?
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Christian, AJ Styles - Complete
Closure by GrandpasGuitars reviews
Bret's Guest Host turn forces Shawn, Hunter, and Bret to all confront the emotions and truths they've been running from. ***Permanent Hiatus***
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,501 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Shawn Michaels
Southern Fried by Thorsmaven reviews
Hunter loses his lover to Matt Hardy for one night after a card game goes wrong.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,310 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Shawn Michaels, Matt Hardy - Complete
3:10 to Yuma: After the Train by cpd3 reviews
Dan is taken to town for treatment after the 3:10 leaves. Ben Wade escapes from Yuma days before Dan is to return home. Both return to the ranch, but all isn't as they had thought. Dan and Will find themselves pulled into the outlaw's world. BenxDan slash
3:10 to Yuma, 2007 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,945 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 8/11/2008
Lyin' Eyes by wrestlefan4 reviews
A songfic with Shawn/JBL and Shawn/Cena. A little hint at Shawn/Bret too. Oneshot only.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,278 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Shawn Michaels, JBL - Complete
It feels like Christmas by Dark Kaneanite reviews
A fluffy Jerishow oneshot
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Big Show, Chris Jericho - Complete
Christmas in Dixie by Dark Kaneanite reviews
A multi-pairing song fic.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Complete
Stuck by ellkayjay reviews
Cal and Torres get stuck in an elevator, and things get a little heated. It's my first go at writing fanfic, so please give me a chance! And don't hate me for going against the norm of Cal/Gillian. I like this pairing, even if it will never happen!
Lie to Me - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Cal L., R. Torres - Complete
Couch'd by Dark Kaneanite reviews
A short drabble about the 'cutest' tag team in the 'E today.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Chris Jericho, Big Show - Complete
Rules by WhereIvegone reviews
Angelina Love/Maryse femslash. The progression of an odd relationship. If you don't like femslash, then spare yourself and simply don't read this, that makes sense right?
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,585 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Angelina Love, Maryse - Complete
Memories by Dark Kaneanite reviews
Jeff Hardy/? You might be surprised.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,121 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Jeff Hardy - Complete
Dominance by Dark Kaneanite reviews
Who will win and who will submit?
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,642 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Chris Jericho, Matt Hardy - Complete
Glimpse by wrestlefan4 reviews
Little glimpses into various pairings. Slash.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,203 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 9/21/2009
A Melding of Bodies and a Mending of the Heart by Dark Kaneanite reviews
Co-Written with WrestleFan4. A Matticho Fic
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 150,440 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Chris Jericho, Matt Hardy - Complete
Hidden Secrets, Diaries of the WWE Superstars by Special Agent FUNK reviews
Every chapter contains a diary-entry of a different Superstar. Insanity, chaos, destruction and randomness ensued. Latest entry: The last chapter
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,672 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Complete
The Devil's Due by Adir Al-Assad reviews
When JBL left the WWE for good, he thought that chapter of his life was long behind him. He soon finds that some doors just can't be closed. The Lord of Darkness returns to collect on a debt long owed, and the Devil will stop at nothing to get his due.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,563 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - JBL, The Undertaker - Complete
Discovering Love by wrestlefan4 reviews
Miz/Morrison have been together a long time but Johns passion for someone else destroys their relationship. Unstable and desperate Mike Miz runs to the arms of the biggest manipulator of them all. Is love really so hard to find? Miz/Mor,Mor/Cena,Miz/JBL
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 71,222 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 10/9/2008 - The Miz, John Morrison/Nitro - Complete
Master of None by LiterarySpell reviews
Lucius Malfoy approaches a young Severus Snape, offering his friendship and much more. “Every man has a master; few get to choose theirs.”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,989 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
The Ace of Spades by Adir Al-Assad reviews
Playing for the high one. Dancing with the devil. Going with the flow-it's all a game to me. Set during the Ministry of Darkness era. Bradshaw gambles with a revelation. Undertaker/Bradshaw.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2009 - The Undertaker, JBL - Complete
Turn the other cheek by dream0fmirrors reviews
John Cena's thoughts on the 3/20/2006 segment.Little ficlet,not meaning much,care to give it a try?Shawn/Cena slash,don't like slash,don't read."Where was the cocky grin, the amused, mischievous sparkle in his eyes, the pride in his walk?"
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2009 - John Cena, Shawn Michaels - Complete
Book of Rules by guitarsNthings reviews
They were his rules. And his rules were meant to be broken. Ten short drabbles, a prologue, and an epilogue. Eli/Ria, Ria/?
Lie to Me - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Complete
Shawn Makes a Deal by AnonymousPunk reviews
Shawn/Vince and later JBL pairing done by request. SLASH - don't like slash don't read. Shawn makes a deal with the boss. Also Taker/Shawn.. probably more pairings later on.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,849 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Shawn Michaels, Vince McMahon - Complete
Shawn's Dreams Come True by AnonymousPunk reviews
Undertaker/Jeff/Shawn - nothing but slashy smut. Don't read if you don't like slash
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,711 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27/2009 - The Undertaker, Shawn Michaels - Complete
Unspoken Desires by XxShawns Guardian AngelxX reviews
Hinata Hyuuga is finally fed up with Naruto and so she decides it's time to move own. Kakashi wants to help her move on but what happens when his game of matchmaker turns horribly wrong and she falls for him instead? AU SLight OOCness and LeMoNs
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,079 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Hinata H., Kakashi H.
Vessel by KCameh reviews
[Chunnin Exams] Orochimaru has found his interest in Naruto, marking him as his vessel and something more. Naruto is stronger than he lets to be known, and his kindness gets him into Orochimaru's awaiting, yet surprisingly, passionate hold. [OroNaru]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,876 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Orochimaru, Naruto U.
How a Malfoy became A Hero, By Carolyn Jacobs by wrenbailey reviews
The greatest mystery of the wizarding world is how does bad guy Draco Malfoy go from being Death Eater to family man, the answer is solved by one inquisitive Ravenclaw. Carolyn goes to the one source that has the answers his son, read and review please!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 149,907 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Time To Play by MorbidxAngel reviews
Slash taken to an entirely new direction. Lies and deceit are the ways to get what you want. STARRING: Triple H, Chris Jericho, Edge, Christian Cage, CM Punk and more. //COMPLETE\\
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,560 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Complete
Never Piss Off A HouseElf by lady-kyo reviews
HGxSS: a new take on the Marriage Law. The law is passed and Hermione uses the houseelf assigned to her to send for Ron. What happens when the elf makes the decisions for her and his former master, for their best interests?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 134,920 - Reviews: 1636 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Submission Moves by shannygoat reviews
Have you ever watched a match with Cena and Orton? My musings on the two of them in the ring. Rated M for language and mature content. One-shot
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Complete
A Narutosexual by SandmanAndKitsune reviews
Sasuke Uchiha is not a heterosexual, not a homosexual, nor an asexual. Sasuke Uchiha, the great prodigy of Uchiha clan is… a Naruto-sexual. And the truth to be told... Extreme silliness. NOT FOR CHILDREN TO READ.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lingering Sorrow, Forgotten Love by Anesther reviews
Inuyasha does something that no one thought he would do. Now, thanks to this arrangement everyone in the group has to adjust to it. He now deals with glares, sits, and constant arguements. Why? Kikyo has now joined the group. Complete
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 95,034 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Inuyasha, Kikyou - Complete
Twisted Dance of Fate by BlackGardenia reviews
After having her future laid out at her feet, Hinata escapes to her sanctuary, but she's not alone. Hyuga eyes are unveiled beneath storm clouded skies. Oneshot. WARNING! Hyugacest. NejiHina. Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,957 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
By the Boulders in the Moonlight by Ms-Figg reviews
7th year Hermione Granger sulks near the lake one night, bemoaning her unrequited feelings for one snarky Potions Master and the way her studies are being affected. She is joined by the object of her desire and a steamy tryst ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,451 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Questions by Myownlife12 reviews
Questions were never asked and thats the way it should be they lead to answers that no one wanted.oneshot Sasori/Deidara.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
CLING by ChronicIllness reviews
A SASUSAKU fic. OOC warning.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hush by desolate butterfly reviews
[A SasuNaru fic] Sasuke can touch Naruto, but he has to follow the rules. Warning: yaoi and dark themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Magical Me, Memory of a Celebrity by Hidden Decay reviews
When Severus Snape hears of an odd patient in a Muggle hospital, he goes in search of the Wizarding World's missing Celebrity. SeverusLockart slash fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,950 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Gilderoy L., Severus S. - Complete
No Excuses by Captain LeBubbles reviews
There's no excuse for moving at attention... not even if your drowning. Oneshot.
Marching Band - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/19/2004 - Complete
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In Over Your Head reviews
Co-Written by Ortonholic: "Shawn Michaels swayed his hips, tight ass shining gloriously for all to see in his assless chaps. He had this fool hanging onto his every movement..." :WARNING: AU-SLASH, femslash, & het. Takes place in a fake mafia universe.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,941 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Shawn Michaels, Chris Jericho
Spring Prompt 2011 reviews
Please do not request anymore fics. I'm not taking anymore because after this, i must move on to new prompts.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,918 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 3/8/2011
Heart to Hart reviews
SEQUEL to 'THE DEAL' Chris Jericho gets the interview of his life when he manages to get Bret Hart and Shawn Michaels in the same room together. But this interview reveals more than just the story you know. Or the story you THOUGHT you knew. SLASH
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 160,105 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Bret Hart, Shawn Michaels - Complete
Speed Dating to Love reviews
It all started with two best friends encouraging two workaholics to try speed dating. Neither one expected to fall in love after just 7 minutes. One's a rich snob and the other's a poor dancer looking for love. Will the two get together? SLASH/AU
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,687 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Shawn Michaels, JBL
Rookies and Legends: A Cinderella Storyish reviews
Epic title is epic. :D Anyway, story picks up where Raw left off Monday night June 14, 2010. Expect a little angst, some humor, some fluff, some...yeah. It's not that bad. Oh yeah...tis SLASH!
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,346 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Bret Hart, John Morrison/Nitro - Complete
Super Special Awesome Spring Slash Lovers Prompt reviews
That's right. Slash only so bugger off if you hate slash. Rules inside. NOTE: No more requests are being taken. 74 is quite enough.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,508 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Shawn Michaels, Edge
Of Bad Boys and Boy Toys reviews
Based on an RP with Thorsmaven & edited for the Super Special Awesome Spring Slash Lovers Prompt. Shawn & Raven finally have some alone time to have some fun. However Raven reminds Shawn that he needs to be punished for something he did when Rae was hurt.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,525 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Shawn Michaels, Raven - Complete
Soft Spot reviews
Written for the Super Special Awesome Spring Slash Prompt 2010. Mickie James/Maryse FEMSLASH Don't like? Don't read. Summary: MJ is constantly picked on about her weight but a certain platinum blonde thinks otherwise of her.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,016 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Mickie James, Maryse - Complete
Never Piss off the Wrestling Gods reviews
CRACK! SILLINESS! Some of the WWE Superstars don't believe in the Wrestling Gods. The Gods will have their revenge and will do it by any means necessary. The wrath of the Gods will turn the entire WWE upside down like crazy! Full summary inside!
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,002 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Chris Jericho, Shawn Michaels
Something, But Nothing reviews
Jay has a problem. Zed wants to know what it is and Kay doesn't particularly care to know but he's being forced to find out anyway. And what he discovers is nothing short of a complete surprise, one he doesn't want. It's nothing but its something. SLASH
Men In Black - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,334 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 9/23/2009
My Obsession reviews
Randy Orton/Mike Adamle. Radamle. Don't like it. Don't read. Anyway, Randy Orton finds himself strangely attracted to the ex GM for reasons unknown to him yet. As for poor Mike, he's not sure what to think of it. A fic about obsession, control,& love
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,530 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Randy Orton
The Curious Wooing of Severus Snape reviews
Gilderoy Lockhart is in love with our favorite potion's master. Snape of course, isn't interested. Or rather, he doesn't take Lockhart seriously. What steps will our genius Lockhart go through to get Snape to love him? Well...see for yourself.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,537 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Gilderoy L., Severus S.
Five Questions reviews
Abe Knuckleball Brawler is late for the weekly taping of Five Questions with the Champ so Michael Cole and Cena play their own version of Five Questions after Cena coaxes him into it. Cena/Cole SLASH Don't knock it til you've tried it. I make anything wor
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,835 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/4/2009 - John Cena - Complete
The Sweetest Dessert reviews
Michael Cole has no luck with partners. And this takes the cake. Well, the cupcake. It's bad when a cupcake runs the relationship. Crack! Slash, I guess. Don't know what to call it. Michael Cole/inanimate object Cupcake
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Complete
Curiosity Leads To reviews
Shawn's curiosity about a French Maid outfit leads to a visit from an uninvited guest. That guest just can't seem to resist such a pretty little blonde in a dress. ShawnCena. Hints of Shawter. Completely random and silly but who cares? Shawn in a dress!
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Shawn Michaels, John Cena - Complete
Captive Heart reviews
Draco knew he was fighting for the losing side, just like he knew he would die before the war was over. But for a little bit of time maybe he could feel human. Maybe a captive can restore a heart that never got a chance to beat. Review please!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,183 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Blush reviews
Mickie and Melina OST. After their tag match last week, Mickie began to cry. Why was she crying? Melina will get to the bottom it. Just a cute little friendship story that involves Melina's attempt to cheer up her best friend. Take it however you like.
Wrestling - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,025 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Melina, Mickie James - Complete
Silent Hearts reviews
HBK and Cena are forced to work together now that DX is no more. Hunter, Cena, Taker among others all have a thing for HBK but he has no clue at all. For some, its love but others its lust. Who's love will finally prevail? AU SLASH ShawnCena and others
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,110 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - John Cena, Shawn Michaels - Complete
Guns, Passion, and Loyalty reviews
Cheesy title but seriously, I am bad with titles. Anyway, my take on what should have happened at the hotel. SlAsH That's right so if you're not into that then don't read. Ben/Dan ONESHOT Or rather, a really long oneshot.
3:10 to Yuma, 2007 - Rated: M - English - Western/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,288 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Complete
Confessions of a Dying Heart reviews
Naruto has been keeping secrets about his past from everyone. Now that his heart is breaking in two, he finally confides in someone about his feelings for another man. He also has a diary of untold secrets that Jiraiya finds. Why did Sasuke let him live?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,806 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/6/2008 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Poor Severus Snape reviews
Snape is just trying to have a normal life. He succeeds until his life is interrupted by an unexpected visitor. This is a crossover fic! No pairings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Aladdin - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Severus S., Jafar - Complete
Of Wizards, Ninjas, and DeathNotes reviews
A challenge fic for EroSenin'sDeciplesKJT. Task summary inside. But basically a parody of DeathNote using characters from Harry Potter and Naruto. It doesn't necessarily make sense but I had fun doing it. Could possibly end up as drabbles in the future.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,971 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Percy W., Kabuto Y. - Complete
Panty Inspection reviews
A challenge fic issued by our very own 'J' from EroSenin'sDeciples. Come and read three different takes of the words 'panty' and 'inspection'. LOL Rated K to M. Different characters are used so there are no set pairings per se. Hetero and Yaoi included.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,609 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Sai, Itachi U. - Complete
The Art of Heartbreak reviews
If you've ever wondered why Squidward hates Spongebob this is the place for you. My own take on this interesting relationship. This is M for a reason. Yaoi. Several pairings. This is going to be dirty if that's your thing.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,647 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Complete
One Night reviews
One night. It was just one night but who knew how much damage one night could cause. Shawn/Chris. Shawn's take on his 'one night' with Chris during his segment with his wife and Chris from SummerSlam 2008. Don't like slash? Don't read.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,969 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Chris Jericho, Shawn Michaels - Complete
Lusting for Trouble reviews
Orochimaru says I’m a sick, sadistic little freak that needs to find a hobby. I took his advice by finding a hobby. My hobby…is you Kakashi.” Kakashi just stared at the kid at a lost for words. This kid is nuts he thought! AU Kab/Kak LeMoNs
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,840 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Kabuto Y., Kakashi H.
Sights reviews
What sights will Sasuke see when Hanabi comes to visit? Only one way to find out... Read! Sasuke/Hanabi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Hanabi H. - Complete
What's the Use? reviews
Sakura has no use, but does she? Kakashi thinks she does. Not totally a Kaka/Saku. More Saku/everyone. AU. Umm... Yeah.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
Lust Filled Desires reviews
Lots of smut! What will happen to these people? Will Sasuke find Itachi? What will happen if he does? What is Orochimaru up to? Read and enjoy! Yaoi. Sasuke/Orochimaru. Sasuke/Kabuto. Maybe Sasuke/Itachi. CHANGED TO A ONESHOT!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Sasuke U. - Complete
The Heart's Truth reviews
Lame story title, I know. Itachi needs something. Sasuke has something. Will hatred stand between the two? Summary is worse than the title. ItachixSasuke. Incest, slash. Prefer that no one under 16 or 17 read. Personal preference.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete