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Joined 02-25-08, id: 1509316, Profile Updated: 05-29-09
Author has written 6 stories for Harvest Moon, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, and Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak.
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My Smile Was Taken Long Ago by LinoleumBob reviews
What happens when the Joker discovers his psychologist is just as sick as he is? JokerxOC.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,144 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 9/3/2008
Marcus & Didyme Twilight Saga Volturi Story by Damsell reviews
Stephenie Meyer left questions open as to the attitude and background of the Volturi Coven. It is clear from the Vampire Index that the "bored" vampire Marcus had, and lost, a mate named Didyme. This is their story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 36,967 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Marcus, Didyme
Blood and Lust by Kendra Luehr reviews
A collection of smutty and humorous Jokachel oneshots based upon reader requests. Feel free to add your own here.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 84,594 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 8/30/2008 - [Joker, Rachel D.]
Twenty Bucks In Twenty Seconds by FuzzyWuzzyWithBadHaircut reviews
The characters of Twilight are put to the test as they try to win 20 dollars by answering as many questions as possible in 20 seconds. Dont you want to know about Alices favourite brands, Bellas wiggles fixation, or who EDWARD would turn gay for?-COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,385 - Reviews: 979 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Complete
Highly Inappropriate by lovelovelove22 reviews
Bella attends a wild party at the Masen house and unexpectedly hooks up with the unbelievably sexy player Edward Masen. Then he reappears in her life in the worst and highly inappropriate way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 31,526 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The First Cut is Deepest by Femme Bono reviews
Snape and Lily's first time in the ROR. Warnings: Oneshot, PWP, Minor
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Bella, Alice and Rosalie have a threesome by Helen-Marie reviews
it gets hot in a bar, and the girls become extremely excited...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,837 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 52 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Bella, Rosalie
Bella and Rosalie get REALLY Hot in an elevator by Helen-Marie reviews
Bella and Rosalie overcome thier deep-seated hatred of each other and have sex. In an elevator.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 78 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Bella, Rosalie
Stockholm Syndrome by xheartxcorex reviews
Stockholm Syndrome : A psychological condition in which the hostage emotionally bonds to their captor. The Joker abducts Rachel in order to lure Batman and they both start developing odd..'feelings' i suck at summary's just R&R Joker/Rachel.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 78,220 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 8/1/2008
Bittersweet Hope by TheBlackNecromancer reviews
Carlisle's left broken-hearted after the death of Esme, but will a new addition to the Cullen family help him back on his feet again? Or is he putting his entire family at risk once again from the wrath of the Volturi? Carlisle/OC "Breaking Dawn" spoilers
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,206 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Carlisle - Complete
Allegro by BeaumontRulz reviews
Short oneshot, involving Ginny finding Hermione playing the piano... leads to things worthy of the M rating ;
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
25 Ways to Piss Carlisle Off by Vamp-by-Night reviews
Carlisle; vampire, doctor, and matchmaker extraordinaire. We love him so but there are some things you don’t do unless you want to piss him off. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Carlisle - Complete
Breathless by BeaumontRulz reviews
“I was right,” Hermione said thoughtfully, running her fingers down Ginny’s naked back. The redhead grinned and looked sideways at Hermione, “About what?” “You have a gorgeous arse,” the brunette smirked, running her fingers further down to Ginny’s bottom
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
A Bunny at the Burrow by Ms-Figg reviews
FemSlash. Hermione and Ginny Weasley share an intimate moment at the Burrow. One-shot. F/F Unresolved Sexual Tension
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Ginny W., Hermione G. - Complete
Claire: The Girl Who Tried to Run by KadyGurlKady reviews
Claire has had a difficult and tragic life. Will she be able to put it back together? Or will it be the death of her? Rated M for language and adult themes.
Harvest Moon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,406 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 10/28/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008
Sleep Over by yunakitty reviews
Karen and Popuri have a drink at the bar, and Popuri begs Karen to spend the night so that she won't have to be alone. PopurixKaren, yuri, lime, one-shot.
Harvest Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,406 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Karen, Popuri - Complete
Frostbitten Flower by The Scarlet Sky reviews
When Celia married Jack, the world was perfect and her life complete. Yet by the time winter came, she found herself alone...but sometimes, we aren't as alone as we think. Jack x Celia, Marlin x Celia. AWL, long-fic. T for language. Complete.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,760 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Marlin, Celia - Complete
An Unhealthy Obsession by Kendra Luehr reviews
-TDK- After the Joker's encounter with Rachel Dawes, a new and frightening obsession begins to stir within his breast... Rachel x Joker ::MATURE sexual content:: Now COMPLETE
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,945 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 7/21/2008 - [Joker, Rachel D.] Bruce W./Batman, Harvey D. - Complete
The Reality of a Self Insert: Dark Knight style! by Pirate College Graduate reviews
Yes, there are those stories out there. The self-inserts. What would really happen to a self-insert if she ran into the Clown Prince of Darkness? Here's my take on it.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,112 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Complete
The Last Heart by Random Jelly Beans reviews
Jack had all the Mineral Town ladies fall for him, but he never loved any of them. This is Jack's story, from beginning to end. Everything from love to heartbreak. Who does Jack end up with, then? Who IS the Last Heart? Jackx? *Should I write this?*
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/12/2008
Second Glance by The Scarlet Sky reviews
He's always glancing her way, but I'm the one fighting for his attention. Why can't he see past her, and just give up on a lost cause? I'm here, Mike. I've always been here. Jessica's POV. Mike x Jessica oneshot, with some Mike x Bella and Edward x Bella.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,327 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Jessica, Mike - Complete
Forget by HmGirly reviews
I don't think I'll ever forgive myself for what happened.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Popuri - Complete
Needs by DelilahTCullen reviews
Eddie's at home bored. While Emmett and Rosalie are going at it. Since he doesnt have Bella for now how will he fix his little *problem*.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
Condoms by jaded image reviews
Wanda can get anything they need during raids. Well...Mel needs some condoms. WandIan, implied MelJared.
Host - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,389 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
Giving Up by Quaintly Modern reviews
AnWL. Muffy is spurned yet again and let's Jill know that she's giving up men. For REAL this time. Jill doesn't mind at all. In fact, she's pretty darn pleased. Jill/Muffy. One-Shot.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Muffy - Complete
Springtime is a Secret by Amber Mushi reviews
Enough with this 'tea party' bs. What the Harvest Sprites are really up to while you're working your ass off in the spring.
Harvest Moon - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Complete
Zack's Peeping Adventures by Amber Mushi reviews
Zack has nothing to do for 1 full day. Won gives him the idea to peep on the women of Mineral Town. Magic happens.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,788 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Zack - Complete
Healing the Heart by HmGirly reviews
All the blacksmith training in the world wouldn't make me as strong as that woman. GrayxElli.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,866 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Gray, Elli - Complete
Isabella's Chat by AngelSixSixSix reviews
Bella is on her period, Edward does what he can to make her happy. But what will Charlie think about what is going on behind the closed door? This story is kinda like Rosalie's Chat. Bella's a human still. Funny, please Read and Review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,388 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Complete
Bad Weather by autumnsdark reviews
What's a newly wed couple going to do on the worst snowstorm of the season? Gray's got some ideas. Graire
Harvest Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Complete
Cops and Robbers by Prologue reviews
My first lemon, ftw! "Well does this scene seem familiar? Except we're not playing anymore and you've seemed to grow rather voluptuous breasts." An AU Kaire lemon. KaixClaire
Harvest Moon - Rated: M - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,254 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Kai, Claire - Complete
Footsteps in the Sand by Ekoaleko reviews
I looked down at the sleek, glossy, darkened sand near the tide and assumed Nami had walked there. Maybe she didn’t want to leave any footsteps behind…maybe she didn’t want me following her. Is it possible to love someone you barely know? Jack x Nami.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,978 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Complete
Skye Must Die by Kuneko reviews
Skye has single-handedly stolen the hearts of girls in both Forget-Me-Not and the real world. The men are pissed and fully intend to put a stop to his philandering ways... permanently. Random, humorous one-shot! Rated T for swearing and sexual content.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,588 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Skye - Complete
Maiden Chick Beam by HAPPYLU reviews
Skye x Claire · Even he can turn a proposal into a production.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Complete
Aw, Crap! by Prologue reviews
“They SAY…” He huffed out, “Handsome men can’t be hurt by water…” ClairexSkye one shot. Very short but fluffy. :3
Harvest Moon - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Skye, Claire - Complete
Truths by Rozewater reviews
"I find that lust always shows a man's true colors," I heard her whisper in my ear. Her breath was warm and enticing. "Seduce a man to see his soul. The truth." -OLD-
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Marlin - Complete
Only Then by The Scarlet Sky reviews
Adultery. One word. One sin Muffy knew that try as she might, she couldn't ignore, despite how perfectly Jack lied to her. But sometimes we're forced to admit that it's not so much the sin that's wronged us, but how we've wronged ourselves. AWL, oneshot.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,785 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Muffy, Gustafa - Complete
Say Something! by Suupaa Pandaroo reviews
She was pissed, and did she have a right to be. Despite the fact that she visited him everyday, he wouldn't say a word. Not one damn word. Kappa x Claire.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Complete
And Then It Happened by The-Music-of-hands reviews
And then it happened… We kissed. It was more of a tentative touch, an embrace, a fleeting signal that we both loved each other.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,988 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Complete
On the House by RikkuMcClowFox reviews
Muffy and Jack's conversation at the Blue Bar. Short MuffyXJack oneshot. Muffy's P.O.V.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,704 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Muffy, Jack - Complete
Tempest Tossed by The Scarlet Sky reviews
Muffy takes a taxi to port after a failed date in the city. Can she handle another disappointment? An AWL oneshot.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Muffy - Complete
Irresistible by Rhianwen reviews
In which Gotz learns that he just can't get enough of Elli in a miniskirt. GotzElli. Harmless cutesy lemony snippet. Which is like a Lemony Snicket, but less Unfortunate. Or something.
Harvest Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Gotz, Elli - Complete
We Fools Who Fall in Love by Jinu reviews
[AWL] After his untimely death, she spends some time reflecting on her feelings for him - and the effect he had on everyone's lives. One-shot.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2004 - Complete
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Claire the Farm Girl reviews
Don't you just hate stubborn people? See, I'm not a stubborn person. I'm a friendly person. I'm a people's person. I like to make people feel welcome - appreciated. So when I find myself unappreciated, I get annoyed. Really annoyed. CLAIRExMARLIN
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 9/26/2008
Take My Hand reviews
Without warning, the girl looked up to meet Hibernius' eyes, and he had a sudden, extreme urge to probe further into her past. MR.TALL X OC.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/26/2008
THE JOKER'S MARY SUE ish WIFE TRUE TRUE LOVE reviews
I am so freaking sick of The JokerxOC pairings. Hmmmmm.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Complete
Remembering Lumina reviews
You know how first love is; it always haunts you...
Harvest Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/27/2008
Jealousy reviews
Oneshot. CeliaxMarlin/CeliaxJack.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Complete
Lumina reviews
Three perfect seasons came and went. My affections for Jack grew with each passing day, and I actually felt that he was a good friend, a very good friend. I felt that, perhaps, maybe, definitely, I loved him. But then Winter came - and everything changed.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,016 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Complete