Author has written 15 stories for Naruto, Anime X-overs, Parodies and Spoofs, and Misc. Books.
attitude:mean,pissed off easily,i don't give a fuck,and evil!kukukukukukuku!
things i like:sasori,deidara,zetsu,yoai,south park,vampires,and bunnies!kukukukuku!
things i hate:turtles,people,dumbasses,karen,teachers,school,asses and um well...micheal jackson(did i spell that right?)oh and homophobes!dundunduuun!
pairings i love:sasoriXdeidara sasoriXsakura sasoriXitachi well um sasoriXakatsuki!
pairings i like:inoXdeidara(its ok i guess...)peinXkonan(nothing againest it its just im not a big fan)lXlight(it scares me sometimes...)
fav animes:naruto,zombie loan,zatch bell,tokyo mew mew,death note,bleach,abloslute boyfriend,crimson grave and ION
ouch!this is the most random profile i've every seen paste this to your profile if your profie is random than add your name to the list:sasorinosempai deidarawillbangout poorlittlesasori SASORIDEIDARA
i need help.if you can help me please message saying you can!
now for my rant:ahem...skip ahead if you can't handle theese types of things.sakura is a fucking asshloe she is a slut!she is such a bitch!screw that asshole she is a fucking heathan that will burn in fucking hell!she is a ass such a piece of shit will surely turn into a hoeslut ass bitch and fuck her assy bitch mother fucker!
Did you know...
kissing is healthy.
bananas are good for period pain.
it's good to cry.
chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
lying is actually unhealthy.
you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.
it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
chocolate will make you feel better.
most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
a good friend never judges.
a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.
boys aren't worth your tears.
we all love surprises.
Now... make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!!
WISH WISH WISH WISH
Your wish has just been recieved.
Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...
Your wish will be granted.
Her dad was a drunk
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrust the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
this is this cat
this is is cat
this is how cat
this is to cat
this is keep cat
this is a cat
this is retard cat
this is busy cat
this is for cat
this is forty cat
this is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmaun mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs rpsoet it.
Akatsuki is awesome. ALL of them are smexy. If you agree copy and paste this on to your profile.
Love vs. Sex
A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various
experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was
a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe
from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway
down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking
for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was
walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day,
she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling
overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help
this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police
asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man
she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.
The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man
one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she
wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you
know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God? Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God...
Yes there is many people in the world. But god walks beside you always.
Oh and deidara’s birthday is november 21!
This is a true story.A girl died in 1933.A man buried her when she was still alive.The murder chanted,"Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her.Now that you have read the chant,you will meet this little girl.In the middle of the night she will be on your celing.She will sufficate you like she was sufficated.If you post this on your profile,she will not bother you.Your kindness will be rewarded.Lucillia.
ALL MY STORIES HAVE BEEN DISCOINTUNIED!!