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Joined 02-25-08, id: 1509677, Profile Updated: 11-20-12
Author has written 9 stories for Invader Zim.

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I am...
female with brown hair, broad and erratic music taste, a deep-seated love for cartoons, sci-fi, and commas. i obviously love writing, and am entirely too perfectionistic for my own good. i also love hearing what people have to say. i don't like capital letters. i only use them in actual writing.

I write...
yes, i write slash. though it doesn't hold universally true, i tend to gravitate toward obscure slash pairings. it has nothing to do with sexual orientation, either. i think it takes an incredible amount of talent to write good slash. there are very specific confines in which an author can work if they're going to keep everything in character. it's hard enough to do in heterosexual, cannon couples. creating a noncon, slash dynamic that's believable doesn't leave much of an error margin. especially since the audience is easy to lose, when you're not getting flamed by some idiot who for some reason, can't comprehend that the eighty-something slash warnings in the summary and author's note meant that it was indeed a slash fic.


Announcements and Excuses

11/20/2012 - Finally, No Return has been updated. It's the update it needs, but not the update it deserves. A world of apologies to all who waited and/or lost interest.

10/18/2012 - So... it's been a while. Many things have happened. I realized how much I missed writing this stuff, so I'm back. I think.


Fics in Progress...

No Return (Invader ZIM): an epic of sorts. Red and Purple make a choice for the good of the Irken Empire that carries grave concequences. Zim's world is shattered by the news and Dib is no longer sure who it is he should be fighting. not much information, but i don't wanna spoil it. how i went from "hey, that'd be a cool drabble" to "multichapter epic fic" i have no idea, but these things just happen i suppose.

Non Sequitur (Invader ZIM): Tallest-centric, word-prompt-based drabbles.

Aftermath (Invader ZIM): A deadly virus leaves the universe in ruins. Red and Purple have fled to Irk's under-city. The survivors aren't always the lucky ones.

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Prometheus by Illisandria Carthain reviews
I gave you fire and you burned the Earth. [EDIT]: Added a prose chapter, to clear up any confusion. Enjoy!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Complete
Don't Call Me by Slurpee Monster reviews
Gir shouldn't be allowed near the communications room... ever.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,759 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Gir, Purple, Zim, Dib - Complete
Perfect, Plastic, Prison by ArtemisRoseShadow reviews
It was a plastic paradise built on trash and nuclear waste. A beautiful, warm, false world that 2D couldn't touch. He didn't want to be there, but it was exactly what he always wanted. It made 2D want to sob. And for a long time, that was all he did.
Gorillaz - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,221 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Murdoc N., 2D
Spiders and Feet by xXannabellXx reviews
After an incident with a strange spider, Red remembers a sacrifice involved with him and Purple both becoming Tallest Sorry, bad with summaries! Red's POV
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Red, Purple - Complete
The Fool on Melancholy Hill by TheUglyOne reviews
But I just have to tell you that I love you so much these days. Slash warning.
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,708 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - 2D, Murdoc N.
No Such Thing As Sweet Dreams by Wind Alias reviews
There's only so many times one can lie to himself before he is forced to see the truth. 2D/Murdoc.
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/16/2010 - 2D, Murdoc N.
That's ElectricTricTricTric by TheUglyOne reviews
"I've got everything I need right here." One-shot. Slash warning.
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2010 - 2D, Murdoc N. - Complete
Sharing by chi-of-ink reviews
Nobody touches the Tallest! ..except the other Tallest, of course. RAPR, oneshot ficlet.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Red, Purple - Complete
Plastic Beach by ElapsingSpiral reviews
Original title but fitting for the story, honestly - "“No man is an island, but every man is a plastic beach,” the bassist says, chewing on each word then spitting it out decisively."
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,362 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Murdoc N., 2D - Complete
Paranoia and Resolve by bioldrawings reviews
Zim finally completed his mission, and the human race are under Irken rule. But now Zim's hard-won status is at risk, and Dib may be his only hope. But his former nemesis may not be the most trustworthy ally. Is revenge worth throwing away your life?
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,046 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Mirrors by Illisandria Carthain reviews
The two of them were so similar for ones of diffrent races. And they shared a name...
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Lard Nar - Complete
Eyeballs by ElapsingSpiral reviews
Two years later and his head’s cracked in two. He sits in a lonely, unfamiliar flat in Stoke-on-Trent and he runs over the lyrics to those songs he used to listen to with Mike and they make total sense." - a story about eyeballs. Trust me on this. M/2ish
Gorillaz - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2010 - 2D, Murdoc N. - Complete
Canvas by Oblong features reviews
Tallest Red has a habit that's pretty hard to kick. Songfic to Imogen Heap's "Canvas".
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Red, Purple - Complete
Avarice by Cyanide and Insomnia reviews
Avarice means greed. In this case, the greed of one who will stop at nothing to gain the power of the Irken Empire.. even if the rest of the known universe has to suffer for it.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 71,937 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Complete
Two to Tango by Desdemona Kakalose reviews
God is a DJ, life is a dance floor. Maybe it's just the punch, but for the first time, Dib is thinking about what's really going on. ZADR, but in a clueless sort of way.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Sweet Kisses by Emo Fox reviews
Purple is certainly not jealous of Red's favorite candy. He most certainly isn't. RaPr Fluff.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Red, Purple - Complete
Stone by ArmoredSoul reviews
He remembers, and it hurts.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Prof. Membrane - Complete
Liar by littlemisssexkitty reviews
gorillaz slash. slightly angsty but it ends happiely.
Gorillaz - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Complete
What they'll never know by Ranekaera reviews
An ode to GIR and all his happy ignorance. please review, oneshot, LONG LIVE EVERYONE'S FAVORITE SIR UNIT!
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Gir - Complete
Universal Weakness by Desdemona Kakalose reviews
When you rule that love is weakness, you can't afford to look weak... The sweet taste of hypocrisy. 100 words. RAPR.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Red, Purple - Complete
Oh Star by abovetheruins reviews
[If I tell you this, you have to promise not to tell anyone, ok? Especially not Red.] Purple watches the stars and wishes. RAPR [Slash]
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Purple, Red - Complete
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No Return reviews
There comes a single moment that changes everything. A decision that must be made; and in that moment, one becomes fully responsible for course their lives will take. Every creature blessed with consciousness must face the point of no return.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 257,005 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Red, Purple
Non Sequitur reviews
An ongoing series of Tallest-centric drabbles.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 48 - Words: 20,352 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Red, Purple
Aftermath reviews
The quiet little virus would only spare a precious few survivors... if you could even call them that. They were lucky to have survived this long. That depended, of course, on how one interpreted the word "lucky".
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Red, Purple
Volatility reviews
noun; liable to change rapidly and unpredictably, esp. for the worse. ZATR
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Tak, Zim - Complete
Terminal reviews
He’d watched Red throughout the duration of his illness and tried to remain hopeful, even though he knew that his counterpart was living on borrowed time. He couldn’t bear the thought of losing Red to something so stupid..." Minor Slash
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,388 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Red, Purple - Complete
Always Be reviews
I think I've always loved you. Tallest slash.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,133 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Red, Purple - Complete
Seven Times a Sinner reviews
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven; sinners' souls don't go to heaven. A Tallest-centric collection of drabbles based on the Seven Deadly Sins.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Red, Purple - Complete
StarCrossed reviews
..."a star will never be more than a beautiful, powerful presence that simply by nature would obliterate you before you could even get remotely close to it’s surface." Tallest Slash.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Red, Purple - Complete
Shortly Before the End reviews
We’re going to lose everything before it’s all over. Irk, the Massive, the Empire, each other… there’s no happy in our ending."
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Purple, Red - Complete