meech.macmillan.of.hufflepuff
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Joined 02-25-08, id: 1509807, Profile Updated: 12-23-10
Author has written 9 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter.

WeLcOmE!!

ha HA im Michelle, very very random person. I might've killed my friend that used to share this account with me, but, no big deal! I have my own fanfic account now so I'm happy =))

Sorry my profiles so empty, it's just I have nothing to put on here... welllllllllllllll except for my bestest fanfic friends mj.twilighter, TwilightSagaLover543, TwiLigHtDancEr93, briiittx xhc, and twilight-is-loove... you guys rock my polka dotted socks off :)) everyone should check out their stories!!

Nothing else really to put so... unless you want my yahoo and aol messengers which are... yahoo: elmo_ss13; aim: xxmeechxannxx

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Haha I love you all-- Meech


WAIT! Here's some other stuff! yay other stuff :D

favorite book series is the Harry Potter series!

my favorite characters/husbands from that series are: Tom Riddle, Fred and George Weasley, Cedric Diggory, Draco Malfoy, Viktor Krum, also I'm starting to fall in love with Oliver Wood also :)
(note: if any are dead or missing ears I have found away to revive them and/or sew on those ears :)

my favorite pairings are: Harry/Teddy, Draco/Hermione, James/Lily, James/Sirius (ooh lala ;D)

suggest me some good stories to read and I'll love you foreverrr

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200 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do at Hogwarts by selenehekate reviews
Now being REVAMPED! It's Fred and George's last year at Hogwarts, so naturally they want to break the rules... and get Hermione, Harry, Ron, and Ginny involved! Their list of 200 things they shouldn't do, but will do anyway... Told in snippets, R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,231 - Reviews: 1138 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
40 of the Best and Worst Harry Potter PickUp Lines by magic.is.out.there reviews
Exactly what the title says - read how different characters from different eras hit on each other using these pick-up lines! Will it lead to love or a slap across the face?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 20,104 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Harry P., Marauders
Draco Malfoy's 101 Ways To Get a Girl by panneler-san reviews
Number Six: Pounce
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 36,465 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The ABC's of Harry Potter by SailorSilvanesti reviews
A small Drabble for each Letter of the Alphabet. From 'A is for Always' to 'Z is for Zonko's' An assortment of funny, sad, horrifying, tear-jerking, beautiful, weird and generalised wonderful HP Drabbles. Please Read them and offer a Review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Complete
Seven Lists of James Potter by Tastes-Like-Fry reviews
Lily's journal was filled with random bits, thoughts, moments, poems and lists, not necessarily for later use – more of a keepsake, and also a good way to vent, most of which, was kept to one subject: James Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,632 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 9/9/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Mirror of Erised by Kandell reviews
AU .:PLEASE REVIEW:. Hermione never knew about magic, but when her boarding school is burned down, she transfers to Hogwarts. Full summary inside. From the author formerly known as zutarataang4eva.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,900 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Journal of Truth by FredFanatic reviews
A journal is passed around to the students of Hogwarts randomly, and is enchanted so each person will write down their deepest, darkest, most loathsome secrets. Only the creator can read what it says. So state your name, and divulge your utmost secrets.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,627 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 6/15/2009
Just Like His Grandfather by alicenotinwonderland reviews
James Sirius Potter has a crush on a pretty redhead.He's more like his grandfather than he knows. So, McGonagall decides to tell him the story of his grandfather's quest for Lily's heart to help him out...My first LJ fic!Please read and review!no flames..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 121,886 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 4/18/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Harry Potter and Mathematics by Magic of Minerva reviews
Harry Potter and Subjects Series.Poor Harry and the stupid Dudley is tortured in their math class, find out how! These stories are really funny and is guaranteed to provide some good laugh.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Third Law by WillowBelle reviews
An alternate ending to Doomsday. What if Rose had held on just long enough...? A short, cute, sweet oneshot whipped up out of boredom. Complete and forever more, 10/Rose
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/26/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Fine by June by eprime reviews
Remus gets everything he wants, and then he gives it up again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,442 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Remus L., James P. - Complete
Commitment Issues by eprime reviews
Things get a little real after school and Remus has to learn to deal. AU. Established threesome: R/S/J.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
50 Ways to Annoy Severus Snape by Lupa Dracolis reviews
In which Snape gets rick rolled, loses the game, gets sneezed on, gets charmed red and gold, and followed around by a bottle of shampoo. T because I wouldn't feel safe otherwise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 8,435 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Severus S. - Complete
RemusSirius Anon Kink Meme Entries by eprime reviews
Nine stand-alone fics written for anon kink memes on LJ. Please heed the warnings! A variety of humor, angst, romance, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,204 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Rush by Lady Drama reviews
"The gods envy us because we are mortal, because any moment might be our last together. Everything is more beautiful because we are doomed. We will never be here again, in this time and place." TMR/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,338 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Tom R. Jr., Hermione G.
A Dog Issue by Caelum Isleen reviews
A stray dog has decided to terrorise Lily for the afternoon. Stuck in a tree, she wonders why James is being his useless self instead of helping her and more importantly, why does she feel like he and the dog know each other? James/Lily
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,484 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/21/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Teddy and Related Dipwads in Space by RaiveMessrenger reviews
Teddy gets snatched up in his favorite gay bar. Now, he deals with a police call box.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 1/18/2011 - 11th Doctor, Teddy L.
It Happened Like This by eprime reviews
Remus was never bitten. His time at Hogwarts is marked by a somewhat antagonistic friendship with Sirius as they both compete over the years for James' attention.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,351 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Finding my Father by PharaohDeli reviews
Teddy Lupin grew up with only stories to tell him about his parents, a chest of his father's,filled with so-called memories is the one connection he has with his father.Through the captured memories of Remus, Ted finds a connection with his lost father.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,677 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Remus L., Teddy L.
Oedipus is for Homos by RaiveMessrenger reviews
Teddy is in Love with his godfather Harry. Ginny proves to be difficult to get rid of, and ditto for Victoire. How will this story play out? Rated M for future chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Teddy L., Harry P.
Christmas at Home by Carnivalgirl reviews
First War, 1979. Remus has been living with James and Lily for a year and a half, and looks forward to spending Christmas with them. But unexpected news might mean Christmas is off this year for them all. Or is it?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,072 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 12/19/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Unusual Fears by SilVeR-EyeS-93 reviews
Nobody knows what Draco fears and he wants to keep it like that. When the Gryffindors and Slytherins are placed together for Defence Against the Dark Arts classes and made to face a boggart it will surely end badly... Harry x Draco slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 139,657 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
Fear of a Name by FairyVampire reviews
Why can't Lily give James Potter a chance? Everyone's noticed how he's changed since 5th year but Lily; who still sees him as an immature prat. When one of her friends figures out how to give Lily a new outlook on James, will she finally see the real him?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,383 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 9/5/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P.
1971 To 1998 by QueenOfBabble reviews
A poem about Lily and James.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Personal Boundaries by eprime reviews
Lily gets inspiration from Remus much to James' chagrin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/8/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Just Stop by eprime reviews
Hogwarts Era. James tells a joke. Lily reacts. Remus/Sirius sequel can be in my stories: One Thing Leads to Another
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Heat of the Moment by eprime reviews
PWP. Hogwarts-Era. James discovers something about Remus during a prank gone wrong. Pairing: James/Remus, James/Remus/Sirius, Remus/Sirius
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,423 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Remus L., James P. - Complete
Shag Marry or Throw off a Cliff by eprime reviews
Hogwarts-Era. The marauders play a silly game.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
If We Shadows Have Offended by eprime reviews
For the marauders, sleep is but the next greatest adventure. Remus/James, Remus/Sirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Remus L., James P. - Complete
Sirius Black, Matchmaker Extraordinare by loveprongs reviews
Two letters of love. One awesome best friend. Sirius Orion Black. Rated for one swear.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
In His Father's Wake by arineat reviews
Teddy has wanted Harry for years, but fear of rejection has kept him silent until the day he stumbles across his father's old diary. With his perceptions of Harry shattered, Teddy finds the courage to take a chance. Written for the LJ Teddy fest
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,957 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Harry P., Teddy L. - Complete
The Various Neurosis of Teddy Lupin Complete by Pandapens reviews
Teddy is about to have a very stressful week... NC-17 - Teddy/Albus Severus
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,573 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Teddy L., Albus S. P. - Complete
I Don't Know You, But I Think I Love You by TwilightSagaLover543 reviews
Edward is the conceited football quarterback, while Bella is the smart, pretty girl. But the thing is - they hate each other. when the school sets up a PEN PALS website, and some interesting people get paired up, what will happen? BXE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,983 - Reviews: 1695 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 886 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
I'm Not Going by Pixel and Stephanie Forever reviews
After beating Harry badly the Dursleys leave him at a Children's Home. When he attends school, he meets Hermione and they become friends. The Grangers adopt Harry and he lives with them. Aged 11 Harry finds he is a wizard, but is Hermione magical? H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 142,789 - Reviews: 993 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Biggest Secret by SullieBee reviews
Ginny is writing a letter to Harry, but never finishes it or gets to send it. It tells of the goings on at the Burrow while Harry is gone. What is Ginny's Biggest Secret now that Harry is back 10 months later? One can only guess...but I prefer to read...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,835 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
His Smile by Rachie81 reviews
Lily Evans has always hated James Potter. It was a fact, like the sky is blue or grass is green. What if he changed. What if she suddenly noticed how she felt when he smiled. What if she couldn't deny it anymore. What if she couldn't refuse His Smile...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
24 Girls In Seven Days by Child-Of-God13 reviews
Co-written by imma vampire. Edward is dared to date 24 girls in 7 days. A bet is put in place. What happens when Alice and Rosalie sign Bella up and she ends up being girl number 23? Will she be able to steal the heart of Forks Highs' player? All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,312 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Edward, Bella
Catching Her Eye by allyrachelle reviews
Harry’s knees went weak. He had never wanted to be with someone so much before in his life. At that moment, he realized that he had someone else besides his family and Sirius that cared for him. And that person was Ginny. AU--INCLUDES THE TRIWIZARD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,227 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W.
No talking! Write it down :D by madeinchina371 reviews
Notes, IMs, letters, and emails by Bella and other Twilight characters. Takes place after BD. Characters sometimes OOC. Sillyness predominates. Rated T for sexual innuendoes and potty language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 45,861 - Reviews: 1521 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 8/31/2008
Meant to Be by Stefania Cullen reviews
Imagine if the Spanish influenza had never hit Chicago. If Edward and his family had never been affected by it? Read and discover the power of fate and true love. ps. I dont own twilight as u most likely've realized lol
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,646 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 8/18/2008
A Whole New World by sarahandkate reviews
They let me in when no one else wanted me. I was scared of trusting before&after I met anyone. I didn't have anything to hold onto anymore. But the very first day I met the Cullens, that changed." Excerpt from Ch.25. FullSummaryInside. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 144,959 - Reviews: 1434 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Petty Riddle by Kandell reviews
This started out as a drabble thingy, but I really liked the idea, and my friend is head over heels for Tom Riddle Jr., so here's to you, Meech! From the author formerly known as zutarataang4eva.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,383 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - OC, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Major Mistakes of a Childhood by Healer Pomfrey reviews
Arabella Figg alerts Minerva and Albus of nine-year old Harry being mute and suffering from a chronic illness. The Headmaster sends Poppy and Severus to assess his condition. Will they be able to help Harry? Completely AU, partly OOC, abused/sick!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,776 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
I knew I didn't Love Her by PharaohDeli reviews
Remus Lupin always knew he wasn't in love with Tonks, but there was something about her that brought old emotions to the surface... Drabble, Implied Sirius/Lupin
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Remus L. - Complete
Stay, I Miss You by CecilyAurora reviews
Things aren't the way they use to be anymore. Divorce, the lose of a child, parents pushing their way into your life and another main person in a coma. Nothing will ever be the same- even for the parents. But that's life, right? Sequel to That's What You
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,258 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Complete
Feminine Products by siriuslives394 reviews
James is sent to purchase Lily certain… feminine hygiene products. As a male, he’s hesitant. Of course, Sirius accompanies him, and takes advantage of the situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2009 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
When Oreos Get Involved by briiittx xhc reviews
What happens when you mix bella, the cullens, and oreos? First ever fanfict! Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,964 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Bella, Emmett
Shag A Stag by Lady Sarai Black reviews
Sirius and Remus play a game. The rules are simple: whoever shags James first wins. Marauder Era. Stupidity and madness reign. Pretty much crack, no real pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,194 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Affection Thy Name Is Draco by Belle A Lestrange reviews
WARNING boyxboy. HPDM. Draco decides to spend the holidays with Harry. Back at school they daydream about their time together. Will being back at school harm them physically or emotionally? Read Review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,077 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Becoming Extraordinary by i.dream.of.words reviews
Tom Riddle's lifelong goal was to defy the mundane and become the perfection that others only dare to dream about: to become extraordinary. And nothing would stand in his way. Rating is for violence, but is mainly a precaution.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,308 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Parental Control by the one who breathes nitrogen reviews
Lily and James visit Lily's parents. But over protective Daddy has a lot planned for them. And so does Sirius! Please read and review! Eh, so it's a bit of a crackfic- early work, you know. I don't own Harry Potter. Doesn't comply with other works.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,241 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Aftermath of Deathly Hollows by riephoenix reviews
This starts with the beginning of Harry's new life. Old acquintances will meet, New people will be introduced and a new mystery to solve. AN HHR fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,691 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Drabbles by Kandell reviews
Dedicated to xXxOtaku4lifeexXx and meech.macmillan.of.hufflepuff, rated M because it gets a little bit steamy, and I'd rather be safe than sorry. From the author formerly known as zutarataang4eva.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/4/2009 - OC - Complete
Stupid Questions With Answers by xemjayx reviews
What happens when people ask other people and vampires a stupid question? Read and find out! Rated T just in case. PLEASE DO NOT DO ANYTHING THAT WE MENTION ON HERE! Thanks :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 21,541 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Love Me Dead by Menari Lichlore reviews
Bella moves to Fell's Church, Virginia after a tragic event that has scared her for life. She thinks she'll be able to live a normal life in Fell's Church...Yeah right. Twilight/Vampire Diaries; Edward & Bella, a little Damon & Bella
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,870 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 3/3/2008
Hot by BerryBella reviews
I wanted to scream for help, but the smoke was too much, every time I tried to breathe in, I coughed. Where was Edward?" There's a fire at Forks High school! Will Edward be there to save Bella?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,878 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/23/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Complete
PRANKS! by xxfanpirexx reviews
The Cullens start pranking people. Edward "Kills" Bella, Jasper's hat, Rosalie on a "plane", Alice hitting on random people 2 and 3, and... EMMETT IN A PINK FURRY BEDAZZLED SPEEDO! YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT! Rated T for disturbing moments.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Complete
That's What You Get by CecilyAurora reviews
That's what you get when you let your heart win. The Swan girls found out the hard way when they ran away with their loves the Cullen brothers. Add a five and a one and a half year old to the mix and you get their mess of a family! Haterville High Sequel!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,427 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Complete
When Fiction Becomes Reality by Bella-of-the-Ball reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella’s creation. Will Edward make fiction a reality for Bella? All human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,010 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 5/3/2008
It Started With A Shower by Horsewhisperer990 reviews
When Edward and Bella decide to take their relationship to the next level, what will happen when they are rudely interrupted and the adults get involved? Chapter 25 and 26 honeymoon is up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 45,269 - Reviews: 866 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
I'll be Watching You by TwilightSagaLover543 reviews
Bella's been having nightmares again, but its someone that wants to kill her. Can she figure it out the mystery, find out the mystery of the Cullens, and maybe land Edward? read and review to find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,036 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/24/2008 - Published: 9/17/2008
All We Know Is Falling by FantastalisticNemo reviews
Edward cheats on Bella. She finds out and leaves. 100 years later, she's in a band called Paramore. What happens when Alice has a vision about her and Edward comes to one of her concerts? Bella's not going be one of those girls that crawls back pathetical
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,392 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
Haterville High by CecilyAurora reviews
COMPLETE. A school for disorderly teens, that’s what the parents say at least. But to the Swan sisters and the Cullen brothers it was pure hell. READ AUTHOR'S NOTE INSIDE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,344 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Complete
Twilight Mia! by TwilightSagaLover543 reviews
Mixture of Twilight and Mamma Mia. Bella helps out mother Renee run the island hotel, but when Bella's friends visit with a gorgeous boy, Edward Masen, sparks will fly - along with songs!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,821 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Complete
That Damn, Sexy Crooked Smile by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Bella, an old, married woman, remembers her first love, the man she would never forget. Heart-breaking, but a happy ending, or at least I think so. AU AH one-shot. Bella/Edward
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,649 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 108 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Crazy Adventures of Jasper and Emmett at Night by madeinchina371 reviews
Exactly like the title. Written with lots of details, this story would be a great way to pass a few minutes you would otherwise spend being bored. Like Jasper and Emmett are. Which is why they go on these adventures. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,766 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 10/14/2008
Love Is Unconditional by TwilightSagaLover543 reviews
AFTER BREAKING DAWN! After learning that Jacob imprinted on Nessie, we can tell that those two will be quite the pair! This is a look at their life together! R&R please
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,925 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/16/2008 - Published: 8/4/2008
CAN we survive a japanese game show? by TwilightSagaLover543 reviews
The Cullens have won a trip to Japan, but not everything is going to be like a tourists dream. These six are going to have their wits and brains tested in the ultimate challenge! collaboration of authors! : r&r dudes.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,840 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 8/10/2008
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7609 - Favs: 8,675 - Follows: 2,446 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Self Tanner by Insanity's Partner reviews
I pivoted in the mirror, staring at my naked, orange body. Maybe this wasn't such a great idea, after all. [Edward ponders the effects of Self Tanner on a vampire.] [Oneshot]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Complete
10 Steps To Seducing Your Hot Virgin Vampire BF by halojones reviews
This story starts off after Edward rebuffs Bella's modest advances in their newly acquired bed in Edward's room. But things take a turn for the better for these two lovesick kids when Alice takes things into her own hands. Never bet against Alice!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 92,432 - Reviews: 5065 - Favs: 2,959 - Follows: 1,438 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Mike Needs To Be Institutionalized by Chaotic Streams reviews
Mike takes advantage of the sunny week, and tries to convince Bella that they were meant be be together. Only, he goes to the extremes.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,401 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Bella, Mike
When We Were Young by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Edward and Bella have been friends since they were toddlers. When they grow older, will their friendship become something more? Stories from when they were little, through teen and adult years. Modern day. T for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 132,723 - Reviews: 5657 - Favs: 2,901 - Follows: 885 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Le Petit Mort by Aurora Nights reviews
Bella asks Edward a question on their wedding night, and he explodes. Fluffy. OOC, set during and after Breaking Dawn. Second chapter by request!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Better Left Unknown by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
Crackfic. Just a bit of stupid fun. Don't read if you have no sense of humor. Bella and Emmett watch his favorite show, so Emmett can teach Bella something very disturbing about Edward...One-shot. Short.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Complete
Twilight Trivia! by i.luv.vamps reviews
Response to DaniCullen's Challenge, The twilight trivia Gameshow! A gay Jacob, Cat food, and lot's and lot's of fangirls! What could possibly go wrong? This is Twilight Trivia! rated T for language. I've decided to leave this as a one shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete
Twilight Obsession List by Vampie The Strange reviews
I don't think I am the only one obsessed about Twilight by the look of all the people writing Twilight Stories. Here are some signs of a Twilight Osession.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/12/2008
Our Time by nonlinear girl reviews
Here's my view of what happened after Elena came back to life. One shot.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Elena, Stefan - Complete
When Bella Sleeps by chickymeg177 reviews
When Bella sleeps, that is when I lose myself completely." EdwardxBella. Sexual Content. I say read 'Bella Needs It Bad' Before reading this to understand the end!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Complete
Adventures in Hogwarts by ValerieRichards reviews
Definitely AU. Harry and his fraternal twin Haley are starting Hogwarts. Their Hogwarts adventures are full of romance and drama. Lily and James are alive. HarryGinny DracoOC RonHermonie LilyJames. Part 1 in the Adventures in Hogwarts series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,220 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Harry P., Draco M., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
One Last Funeral by d60kit reviews
Some familiar faces return to Fell's Church one final time. Vampire Diaries story.
Secret Circle series - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Complete
Last Kiss by redcognito reviews
Damon witnesses Stefan's birth.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Published: 7/6/2003 - Damon - Complete
The vampire diaries 5:the future by anleia gilbert reviews
it is a month after Elena arose and her & Stefan are back in fell's church. many surprises to be told ENJOY!
Secret Circle series - Rated: K - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/17/2002
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101 Ways to Win Lily Evans' Heart reviews
I, James Potter, refuse to be rejected by Lily Evans and will not stand this anymore! In short, I'm desperate and am looking for ways to win her over... but I AM A MANLY MAN AND WILL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO WIN HER HEART! Marauders Era; JP/LE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,218 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P.
George Plus Wanting the Girl Equals Show Choir reviews
Gabriella Grasso is interested in joining the Hogwarts Show Choir. George really just wants to get Gabriella. What will happen when George tries to audition for the Show Choir with Gabriella, then tries to drag Fred into this? one-shot; George/OC; AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2009 - George W., OC - Complete
A Flutist's Fantasy reviews
Fifth year Brianna heads up to the Room of Requirement to practice her flute. But when she hears a mysterious angelic humming, how will her life change? Might the voice belong to the Slytherin Prince himself? One-Shot; Draco/OC; AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Draco M., OC - Complete
The Fainting Spell, the Fiesta, and the Ferret reviews
One explosion in potions can change many things for a person. Many of the options include, being carried by Draco, rambling from nervousness, and a closet fiesta. one-shot, DracoxOC
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Draco M., OC - Complete
The Deer and the Dragon reviews
Ravenclaw Bambi was always had a grudge against Draco Malfoy. But will one petty fight change both of their feelings about each other? one shot, DracoxOC
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Draco M., OC - Complete
Valentine's Day with the Slytherin Prince reviews
Gryffindor Kelly Logan doesn't believe in love. Especially not with the enemy. But one night will lead her to a whole new idea of romance. One-shot. DracoxOC
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Draco M., OC - Complete
Ask A Vampire reviews
Ever have a question you've wanted to ask a vampire? Well nows your chance! You can ask me or my friend, or any Twilight character. Ask a question by pm or review. Much random hyperness in later chapters depending on the question :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,854 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 8/22/2008
Secrets of the Diary reviews
Takes place in year 2. What if the diary wasn't blank? What if it has entries in it from Tom Riddle's past life. These entries enter his deepest memories and range from his love interests to his lust for power.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Tom R. Jr.
Little Lily Luna Potter reviews
It's Lily's first year at Hogwarts. For her whole life she has been waiting to go. In this time she's practiced on her dad's broom, and much more. What will happen at her first year at Hogwarts? Will villains come that are almost as equal as Voldemort was
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Lily Evans P., Hugo W.