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Joined 02-25-08, id: 1509837, Profile Updated: 02-16-10

Name: You can call me Mary

Age: Between the age of 10 and 100

Place i live: Because I'm totally giving out my address to total strangers makes alot of sense.

Gender: Girl, or so I think.

Finally figured out how to work my profile. Thanks Waffle of Doom!!

FYI, I am dyslexic and have not finished my education, so please do not comment about my spelling.

I have:

( ) smoked a cigarette
( ) smoked a cigar
( ) crashed a friend's car
( ) stolen a car
( ) been in love
(x ) been dumped
( ) shoplifted
( ) been fired
( ) been in a fist fight
( ) snuck out of your parent's house
(x) had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back

( ) been arrested
( x ) lied to a friend
( ) had a crush on a teacher
( ) skipped school
( ) seen someone die
() been to Canada
( x ) been to Mexico
( x ) been on a plane
( ) purposely set a part of myself on fire

( x) eaten Sushi

() been snowboarding
( ) been moshing at a concert
( x ) taken painkillers
( x ) love someone or miss someone right now (this guy i like.)
( x ) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
( x ) made a snow angel
( x ) had a tea party
( x ) flown a kite

( x ) gone puddle jumping
( x ) played dress up
(x ) considered suicide
( x ) jumped into a pile of leaves
( ) cheated while playing a game
( x ) been lonely
(x ) fallen asleep at work/school
() used a fake id
( x ) watched the sun set
() felt an earthquake
( x ) touched a snake
( x ) slept beneath the stars
( x) been tickled
( x ) Read an entire authors profile

( ) been robbed
( ) pet a reindeer/goat
( ) won a contest
( ) run a red light
( ) been suspended from school

( ) caught a butterfly
( ) laughed so hard you cried
() had someone moon/flash you
( ) cheated on a test
() have a Britney Spears CD
( x ) forgotten someones name
( ) french braided someones hair (no, but i'v tried and failed)
( x) gone skinny dippin in a pool

( ) put a hamster down someone else's top

( ) given up on religion as other people's problem

WOW, my life's been pretty uneventful.

A-Z Alphabet Survey

Answer each letters question. Have Fun!

A - NO

B - I don't really have best friends.

C - CRUSH? Can you have a crush on your Boyfriend. Is that a crush or something different?



F - Favorite Food? BARITTOS!!



I - IF YOU COULD MOVE WOULD YOU? Not now, maybe for collage

J - JOB? Small candle making thing

K - KIDS? No kids

L - LONGEST CAR RIDE? I dont remember a few hours though

M - MILK FLAVOR? Not into milk


O- ONE WISH? Hum can think of one right now

P - PHOBIA(S)? To many to count, including the shower...

Q - FAVORITE QUOTE? "Not my daughter you bitch"

R - REASON TO SMILE? Lots including my boyfriend

S - SONG YOU LAST HEARD?You belong with me

T - TIME YOU WOKE UP? Dont remember

U - UNKNOWN FACT ABOUT ME? I just jumped on a tramponline with soap on it



X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD? None yet



What are the names of these things!!

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Harry and Ginny by GrandmaBeth reviews
Harry and Ginny after the battle. It helps to have read my other fan-fics as I have developed my own little 2nd gen. world. I stay as close to cannon as I can. This is for my daughter. I'm Not JKR, I make no money. Re written for clarity.
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Children of Prophecies by jennyelf reviews
AU- The generation of children born during the war with Voldemort had more than one prophecy made about them. How will the prophecies change things as we know it? This story will cover from Ginny's birth to Harry's arrival at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 101,526 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Ottery St Catchpole by Reeves3 reviews
Ron and Hermione Weasley's lives from when they find out about Rose and until Hugo's first day of Hogwarts. With also added events happening from the rest of the Weasley's, Potter's, Longbottom's and Scamander's lives. Enjoy! ON HOLD! SORRY!
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A Year With the Weasley Family by Senom299 reviews
It is 1980. Molly has five energetic boys already, and another on the way. Spend a year with Molly Weasley and her family and find out just how she does it! From cuts and scrapes to bickering and name calling, no day is ever normal in the Weasley house.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 42 - Words: 19,775 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Molly W., Bill W.
Twenty Bucks In Twenty Seconds by FuzzyWuzzyWithBadHaircut reviews
The characters of Twilight are put to the test as they try to win 20 dollars by answering as many questions as possible in 20 seconds. Dont you want to know about Alices favourite brands, Bellas wiggles fixation, or who EDWARD would turn gay for?-COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,385 - Reviews: 979 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Complete
The Nudist Colony by FuzzyWuzzyWithBadHaircut reviews
A pranking war with a difference, Emmett in a g-string, Jasper's blue balls and the great volleyball incident? What else can you expect when the Cullen’s and Denali’s go to a nudist colony for one VERY interesting 1960’s summer vacation!
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Long Lived Love by vampytwilightwriter reviews
Bella was changed after Edward left. She has a coven. 203 years later they enroll in Forks high school. The Cullens have the same idea. BxE later! How will Bella react? RxR i stink at sums.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 17,963 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Boho Life by Shipper Friendly reviews
From drama to humor...fluff to angst...friendship to's all here! Drabbles of every kind. Every CANON couple.
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 4/11/2009
After Rent by rentswwriter reviews
A story about what happens after Rent to the bohemians. Mark/OC, Mimi/Roger, Collins, Maureen/Joanne, Benny. Hope you like it. This is my first time do a fanfic on this site. I don't own Rent
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What If by Baron Hotschaft Von Hugenstein reviews
Have you ever wondered what if? What if Edward had killed Bella that first day? What if Bella had picked Jacob? What if Bella and Edward had aborted Renesmee? What if... **ON HIATUS**
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Return To Forks by jaralrunner reviews
One hundred years after Breaking Dawn, the Cullens and Jacob return to Forks to attend high school. How will it effect Bella knowing most people she knew there are dead? Full and better summary on profile. Please take a look. :D
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Find my Scarf by catwoman981 reviews
Parody of "Light my Candle." And a sneak peak of my musical, "Hairspray for Rent"! One Shot.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Mark C., Mimi M. - Complete
The Weird and Wonderful Tales Of The Cullens! by HolliiiCruiser reviews
Random, funny, and sometimes sad situations between everyone's favorite family of vampires and Bella! I'll keep them coming, if you keep reading them! Ch. 35: Bella meets Bellatrix Lestrange from Harry Potter when she ends up in her refrigerator. RANDOM!
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And Then There Were Three by AnagumaConscience reviews
On the night of their graduation, Lily Evans and James Potter celebrate their freedom at a Muggle pub with whiskey. The night ends in Godric's Hollow, where Cari Potter is concieved. How will an 18 year old James Potter deal with a newborn baby girl? OC
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Love and Sorrow by hrypotrox72 reviews
Aboard the Love Boat Challenge 75 chapters of the life of Rose and her beloved Scorpius. R&R would be nice!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Scorpius M.
Ron and Hermione: A Life Lived by silverbirch reviews
Follow Ron and Hermione through their lives, starting after the defeat of Voldemort. There will be good times and bad. Highs and Lows. Life, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 66,089 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Love and Blue Roses by KDSanders reviews
After three years of marriage Ron finally meets his wife's extended family with they are invited to Hermione's cousin's wedding. How will Ron react in this muggle setting? How will a pregnant Hermione connect with a family she hasn't seen in years?
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25 Things NOT To Do At A Death Eater Meeting by LovesRickman reviews
If you ever get invited to a Death Eater meeting, here are some handy hints!
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Firsts by Alice laughed reviews
Esme learns that firsts don't always happen in chronological order. Rated for lemon. Happy Valentine's Day.
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The Lupins by GrandmaBeth reviews
Teddy and Victoire and thier married life. You are going to hear from other cannon caracters and some of my own. I'm not JKR. HP belongs to her. I make no money from fan fiction.
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Welcome to Love! by CaNdY-FlOsS-07 reviews
Ron & Hermione are expecting their first baby, Neville and Luna's relationship is on the brink of melt down and Cho Chang is back to meddel in Harry and Ginny's marriage! You get the general idea! Um, you might like it! Full sumarry inside! Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 15,208 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/26/2008 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Random Story of Doom by Dark Priestess Tsubaki reviews
Random stories. NOT for the sane minded. Contains cookies, gnomes, electrical outlets with forks, mimes and other random things. If you don't like random,short stories, don't read it.
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Firestar and Sandstorm: The Lost Moons by Sandstorm16 reviews
What happened between Warriors & The New Propehcy? Firestar must learn to lead in peace, and Sandstorm's pregnant! What do Firestar's dreams mean? Will Sandstorm die? Will the kits survive a kidnapping plot? Lots of FirexSand, plus action and adventure.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,827 - Reviews: 1094 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Firestar, Sandstorm
The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
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