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Hello. A word of warning to my fellow readers and writers of fanfiction.net, I personally don't think I'm very good at writing, but I'm taking classes and doing a lot of research and hope to get better with each story, so any advice you have would be really helpful. Now, I'm just gonna goof around and type random things that I just love, enjoy or am obsessed with. Really. Obsessed. If I had the guts to be a stalker, I'd do it to all of these things if it were possible. Yea. Anyways. Later.

Top movies: 1. Labyrinth 2. Gone With the Wind/Scarlet 3. The Raven 4. Snowcake 5. Harry Potter series 6. Batman series 7. Star Wars series 8. James Bond series 9. The Mummy series

Top tv shows: 1. CSI 2. CSI: Miami 3. Gossip Girl 4. Glee 5. CSI: New York

Top actors: 1. Charelton Heston. 2. Sean Bean 3. Jimmy Stewart 4. Alan Rickman

Top actresses: 1. Natalie Portman 2. Diane Keaton 3. Meryl Streep 4. Keira Knightley

Top musicals: 1. Jekyll & Hyde 2. The Sound of Music 3. The Phantom of the Opera 4. Rent 5. 42nd Street

Top dance-icals?: 1. Center Stage 2. Dance with Me 3. Take the Lead 4. Step Up 5. Step Up 2 the Streets 6. Step Up 3 7. Dirty Dancing

Favorite musicians1. David Bowie 2. Carrie Underwood 3. Michael Buble 4. Glee Cast 5. Hanz Zimmer 6. John Williams 7. Mandy Moore 8. Maroon 5 9. John Mayer

Obsessions: 1. Singing (been doing it since I was 3, and I can't go a day without doing so) 2. Labyrinth 3. Harry Potter 4. Reading fanfiction 5. Mythology (Been a not-so-secret hobby of mine since I was

There's this show on Bravo that I watch, depending on the guest. However, no matter who the guest is, I always watch the last 15-20 minutes of it just to see their answers to the questionaire. I don't know if I'll ever be an actress, or if I even want to at this point (I'm still young, born in 1990), but I'd love to answer the questions as I am now. I don't plan on updating that part very often, just when the answers change.

At age 16: What is your favorite word? serindipity. What is your least favorite word? like. but only if it's used as a "valley girl" would use it, you know where "like" is every other word. What turns you on? Gerard Butler's singing from Phantom of the Opera. What turns you off? a lack of trust. What sound or noise do you love? Music. What sound or noise do you hate? locusts. What's your favorite curse word? damn. b/c it can basically be used for anything, the bad or the good. What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? well, i'm still working on that but i've got a few options: teaching, writing, chef of some sort, acting, law enforcement of some kind, marine biologist or a paleontologist. What profession would you not like to attempt? executioner. And finally, if Heaven exists, what would you like God to say to you when you arrive at the pearly gates? You did good.

At age 18 (Same questions, in the same order): 1. Absolutely 2. Fun; I can't really describe it, but just to me, the word "fun" completely sounds like its opposite in meaning. "Fun" doesn't sound very fun. Make sense? 3. David Caruso! 4. Lies, but that also goes back to the lack of trust thing. 5. Music. 6. The ticking of a clock in a completely silent room. If there's other noise it's not as irritating, but if the room is silent--idk it just kind of freaks me out for some reason. 7. Fuck, it's fast and gets to the point...and I didn't mean that to sound in any way perverted. 8. Still leading towards writing, chef of some sort or something with law enforcement. Hey, at least I narrowed it down. 9. Executioner. 10. Welcome home.

At age 22: 1. Delicious 2. Fun (for the same reasons) 3. David Caruso 4. Lies 5. Music 6. Still hate the sound of locusts. Also, if I'm at home alone my house tends to creak when the wind blows. FREAKS ME OUT, MAN! 7. Damn 8. I have absolutely no idea..possibly writing. Maybe teaching. 9. Executioner. 10. Welcome Home.

Favorite quotes:

CSI: Miami, episode Ashes to Ashes, discussion in lab between Eric Delko and Horatio Caine:

E: Artie's Adult Playground? H: You know Artie? E: Do you know Artie? H: Just go to the address, Eric.

Entourage episode: "I can have you killed." "Oh yea. By who?" "The Writers."

"If your not willing to risk, there are no rewards." -David Caruso

"Band nerds don't suck...they blow."

"The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is a little extra."

"There is a little truth in every lie."

"What's said is said."

"The way forward is the way back."

"Never let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game."

"No matter how bad you think you have it, there is always someone who has it worse than you."

"I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." -Kurt Cobain

"If people make fun of you, it probably means your doing something right." -Amy Lee

"Find out what's really out there. I never said to be like me, I say be like you and make a difference." -Marilyn Manson

"There is only one day that exists and that is today. For tomorrow may never come and yesterday has past and gone...happiness is life's most precious gift..be wise and cherish the happiness you do have and do not dwell on the happiness you dont have."

"A good friend will take away your drink when you've had too much. A best friend is the person following you around yelling, "Bitch, finish this!"

"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets...So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't. Believe that everything happens for a reason. Nobody said that it'd be easy; they just promised it'd be worth it"

"There comes a point in your life when you realize who matters, who never did, who won't anymore, and who always will. So don't worry about people from your past, there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future."

"Laugh when you can, apologize when you should, and let go of what you can't change. Kiss slowly, play hard, forgive quickly, take chances, give everything and have no regrets. Life's too short to be anything but happy..."

"A day without laughter is a day wasted."

"I’ve learned that things change, people change, and it doesn’t mean you forget the past, it simply means that you move on and treasure the memories that you made. Letting go doesn't mean giving up, it means accepting that some things just weren’t meant to be and you're strong enough to let go."

"Nothing's ever what it seems in this place, so you can't take anything for granted."

"Never make a woman cry cause God counts her tears and one day you will pay for every one of them a woman should not be behind a man nor in front of him but beside him cause a woman came from a mans rib which is close to his heart."

"Live life to the fullest and don't let the past equal the future." -David Caruso

"Your friends are just your enemies who don't have enough guts to kill you."

"Dance as though no one is watching, love as though you've never been loved before, sing as if no one can hear you, live as though heaven is on earth."

"The penguin made me do it."

"I have discovered that there is romance in food when romance has disappeared from everywhere, and as long as my digestion holds out, i will follow romance!"

"Life is not the amount of breaths you take, it's the moments that take your breath away."

"Any guy can sweep a girl off her feet, he just needs the right broom."

"Someday you will realize what you could have had, and when that day comes I will be walking with the one who already realized it."

"Quotes are stupid. And people that quote them are unoriginal. But, I didn't right that."

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Always There For You by royaltylaine reviews
Neal and Emma are about to get married and its going to be a 3 day event. Although when Neal soon to be in-law mistake Belle for Neal's mother instead of his roommate, its left up to Gold and Belle to play "Mommy and Daddy" for the sake of Neal trying to impress Emma's parent. Shouldn't be a problem right? The only thing is, their room has only 1 bed. (TheStraggleTag prompt filled)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,947 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/2 - Published: 12/21/2016 - [Belle/Lacey, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold] [Neal C./Baelfire, Emma S.] - Complete
Mr Good Mood by lizandletdie reviews
Belle has a perfectly nice one night stand with an older gentleman the night before brunch with her roommate's dad. No points are awarded for guessing what happens next.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,156 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/23/2016 - Published: 7/24/2016 - Neal C./Baelfire, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey - Complete
Little White Lie by ThatRavenclawBitch reviews
Prompt from ashadeofpemberley: Belle has been talking about her boyfriend to her sister Lacey for months now, trying to avoid anymore blind date disasters. Slight problem though: Lacey is coming to town for a visit and is demanding to meet this "Mr. Gold," and the real Mr. Gold has no idea about Belle's little scheme. Cue fake-dating and all the loveliness that it entails.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,489 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/29/2016 - Published: 6/6/2016 - [Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey] - Complete
The Other Brother by Twyla Mercedes reviews
Belle is only the chauffeur's daughter but is desperately in love with the younger son of her father's wealthy employer. He doesn't even know she exists. After four years in Paris, a sophisticated, elegant Belle returns and things change for her and younger son. But it's the other - older - brother who has designs on her.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,205 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/14/2016 - Published: 4/26/2016 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey, Jefferson/Mad Hatter - Complete
A Goblin's Scribe's farewell by PaisleyRose reviews
PaisleyRose's farewell to David Bowie
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/11/2016
Just Keeps Spinning by Oh My Gold reviews
Mr Gold feels like his life has fallen apart. Having just got divorced his ex-wife not only takes every penny he has but also has taken full custody of their son. Sitting in his car debating to go back to the bottle a beautiful women in a gold dress ask's him to drive her away from a fiancée she doesn't love and an overbearing, greedy father. AU. Modern day. RUMBELLE, Road Trip!
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,003 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/1/2016 - Published: 2/8/2015 - [Belle/Lacey, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold] Neal C./Baelfire - Complete
Lay Me Low by Teddy Radiator reviews
What begins as Severus' anger at Sirius Black's attempts to seduce Hermione leads to a life he never thought he deserved to live. The past and the present mesh together in a story of protection, betrayal and trust, and how the Battle of Hogwarts might have been fought. Rated MA for tender sensibilities.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 278,349 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 194 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Words I Couldn't Say by Renica Swavely reviews
Sarah is a writer, using her trip to the Underground and the Goblin King as the content for her novels. When the prequel to her best-seller is released, she comes face to face with the man who inspired her. Unsure what his presence means, Sarah is conflicted. She knows how much power words can have over a person. Can she finally say what was left unsaid?
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,339 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 1/17/2014 - Published: 11/1/2013 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Dealing in Arrangements by FeistyFox reviews
She should have considered that what he wanted in exchange for paying off her debt was not at all what she had expected when she walked into his shop that morning.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 158,884 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Belle/Lacey, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
A Price To Be Paid by Sparks reviews
"What is your price? Please, tell me. I mean it. I will give anything that is mine to give, if it will save my people." "Alright, dearie," he says softly. "My price is you."
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 114,045 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 1,161 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Belle/Lacey, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
Chasing The Sun by Loten reviews
AU, from Order of the Phoenix onwards. Hermione only wanted to learn Healing; she discovers that Professor Snape is a human being after all, and his actions dramatically shape the course of the war as events unfold. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 491,105 - Reviews: 8142 - Favs: 4,975 - Follows: 1,998 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Inkspots by mezzosangue reviews
When you are a double spy with two masters, no one is a friend. But the war ended last May, and Severus is now his own man. An owl brings a letter of change, but is it a good change? Canon Compliant, disregards Epilogue. Eventual SS/HG romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 72,797 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Addiction by Sapsorrow86 reviews
Mr Gold, hardened Wall Street businessman, finds himself addicted to something only Starbucks can offer… other that the coffee.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,443 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 59 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey - Complete
Liminal by Cybrokat reviews
Severus Snape keeps running into a student playing piano. Why does he stop to listen, and how does she respond when she is asked to invite him when she plays? And what about Voldemort? Here there be fluff, romance, drama, and angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 227,081 - Reviews: 1383 - Favs: 1,562 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Gift by LumenSnape reviews
One Shot. Hermione finds a piece of Lily & Snape's past and decides to bring it to him on Christmas Eve. She is determined to give him the perfect Christmas gift. Will he accept? Post DH. AU in that Snape lives.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,422 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Perverted Potions by Great Teacher reviews
SexEd fanfic. Snape is forced to teach. Response to a challenge that was made a looooong time ago on NOTE: There will be lemons later. You have been warned. AUAR,ChallengeFic,Language, WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,888 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Tabby's and Snake's by GreenEyedBabe reviews
Hermione is at Ginny's hen party when she sees two unexpected patrons at the strip club they end up at. Ginny decides for them to have a little fun, changing their appearances so they can pretend to be dancers for the two men they spot there too. Two-shot rated MA.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,711 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Looking For Love by TattooShadow reviews
Severus Snape didn't think his life could get any worse until Neville's cauldron explodes and turns him into a toddler. To make things worse, Albus decides to place him in the care of none other than Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,219 - Reviews: 1445 - Favs: 2,385 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Chance in Time by GreenEyedBabe reviews
Accidents happen, but when this accident happens Hermione finds herself in a whole different decade at Hogwarts with people that are long dead in her time. Trying her best to find her way back before there are too many changes. SS/HG time travel story. Rated MA.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 201,715 - Reviews: 2193 - Favs: 2,948 - Follows: 837 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Proud Flesh by spottedhorse reviews
Rhett is in Charleston after leaving Scarlett when tragedy strikes. Does it bring them back together or futher drive them apart?
Gone with the Wind - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 77,192 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Complete
Being Hermione Granger by Amphotera reviews
She had no idea how to build a life for herself without first discovering who she really was and what she desired. It was worth an attempt, in any case. DH epilogue disregarded.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 103,389 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Danger of Pretending to be Someone Else by Lady Miya reviews
A dangerous attempt to lure the Dark Lord Voldemort leads to quite a bit of unexpected troubles for one Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 55,380 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
April Fools by AlwaysSS reviews
Under the guise of an April Fools' Day prank, Hermione and Draco team up to bring Professor Snape to his knees, literally.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,861 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Cure For What Ails You by Aramira reviews
Rogue has a problem, Logan thinks he has the solution but the real solution surprises them both. ONESHOT. Adult audiences only.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,183 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Rogue, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
The Ring by Ms-Figg reviews
Snape saves Hermione's life by giving her his ring. He also gives her something else unexpected. When Severus is presumed dead, Hermione fulfills his last wish. Alternate Universe, New History, Action, Adventure, Supernatural, OC Incest, MF, Lemons
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 70,053 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 84 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Disharmony in the Dungeons by Ms-Figg reviews
WARNING: VERY DARK DISTURBING FIC! Written for Marriage Law Challenge. Severus has to marry Hermione. Severus' lovers arent happy. Neither is Voldemort. AU, lemons,violence, mutilation, sexual brutality, MM rape. Character death. Oral, Anal.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 110,728 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.
A Year And A Day by mrsmish reviews
Darcy leaves for the Continent after his illfated proposal to Miss Elizabeth Bennet, but a happy family event reunites them a year later
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,364 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 1,036 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 10/27/2006 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Complete
A Trip To Earth by Brf526-1 reviews
Jareth is sent above ground to win back Sarah. Too bad it's been 10 years since she returned from the Labyrinth and has a girlfriend. Will Jareth be able to win her back? Rated M for language.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,116 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/31/2006 - Published: 5/22/2006
Sev and the Family Snape by moonglow11066 reviews
*Complete* Third in the Moonglow series. Follow Sev and Hermione into parenthood.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 78,714 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/20/2003 - Published: 3/2/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Second Wind by SkyBlueSw reviews
Scarlett wakes to find herself 16 again with a chance to change things.
Gone with the Wind - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39,356 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/20/2003 - Scarlett O., Rhett B. - Complete
Union of the Snakes by moonglow11066 reviews
*Complete!* Sequel to Hermione's List! Join Severus and Hermione on the somewhat rocky road to romance
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,675 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/16/2003 - Published: 1/20/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione's List by moonglow11066 reviews
*COMPLETE* 7th Year; Voldemort has been defeated. Hermione has a few things left to do before she leaves Hogwarts. R for later chapters
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,034 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 1/12/2003 - Published: 1/1/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Taking Flight by Caya reviews
The students' last night at Hogwarts is traditionally reserved for the Parting Ceremony. It is always a memorable experience, but for Hermione it turned out to be a truly special night. S/H, and it's completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,493 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 63 - Published: 4/18/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
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