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Joined 02-25-08, id: 1509958, Profile Updated: 05-07-10
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, Vampire Academy, and Megan Meade's Guide to the McGowan Boys.

Hey! I go by bitten here and I guess I'll tell you all a little something about me. I'm 18, now, but haven't posted anything in a while. But hopefully I will this summer. I'm out of love with the Twilight series, but love the fanfiction for it because I often like the fics better than Twilight itself. I'm in college and I'm going to be a book editor. That's about it. Now, here are a few things that made me laugh:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosnt

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and geting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy.So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality they are amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

If you sometimes seem to trip over thin air, put this in your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs, put this in your profile. Not funny, I actually did that!! More than once...
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.
Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C., Despereate Housewives, or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.
"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

You know you live in 2008 when...
1. You accidently put your password into your microwave
2. You haven’t played Solitare with real cards in years
3. The reason for not staying in touch with friends is b/c they don’t have a myspace or screen name
4. You’d rather look all over the house for the remote instead of using the buttons on the T.V
6. Your boss doesn’t have the ability to do your job
7. As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling
8. As you read this list and are thinking about sending it to all your friends
9. You were to busy to notice the number 5
10. You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5
11. Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly
12. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you fell for this and you know you did.

Dress for chapter 5 in Life Change:

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I'm Not Falling For You by ronOReds reviews
Bella get's picked to be on a dating reality show! How will the guys show their love and who will be the last one standing!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,235 - Reviews: 3292 - Favs: 2,588 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
Out of Order by lastincurableromantic reviews
An Eleven/Rose reunion fic (eventually). A certain blonde woman keeps on popping in and out of Rory's life. Goes off canon in the middle of season 4.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,042 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 12/20/2013 - [Rose T., 11th Doctor] [Rory W., Amelia P./Amy] - Complete
Hitchhikers of the Vortex by scifigeekgirl reviews
AU ending to The Doctor's Wife. Eleven, Rory and Amy get some surprise visitors
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,774 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 6/12/2011 - 11th Doctor, Rose T.
You'll Be Fine by Caithrine Glidewell reviews
"What do I expect to get out of this. If he didn't want Daphne then, what makes me think he's gonna want me now, and-" He grabbed my hands and shook his head. "No." He took one hand and pointed to me, "You'll be fine." Bay/Emmett Title May Change
Switched at Birth - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,498 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Bay K., Emmett B.
TimeyWimey by charming-witch reviews
Amy makes a new friend and the Doctor is not thrilled at all.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Rose T., Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
Even in Death by SummerRed reviews
When the Doctor feels Rose Tyler's death in an alternative universe, he decides it's time for his final goodbye. However, there's a suprise waiting for him, one bearing an incredible promise...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/2/2011 - 11th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The Shed Incident by dramaqueenlexi reviews
I was very upset that Kate Brian didn't put what happened after Megan went back. So this is what I thought should happen. Hope you like it!
Megan Meade's Guide to the McGowan Boys - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Meagan M., Finn McG.
At the Office by mccullen reviews
So I kind of told my extremely sexy co-worker I hated his guts. And then I kind of made out with him at an office party when I got drunk. And I've kind of been trying to hide from him at work under my boss's desk. Um. AH, BxE. EDITED JUNE 2010
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,574 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 1,021 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Trapped in Heaven by lovedforeternity reviews
Bella, an outgoing advertising executive finds herself in a compromising position with a sexy man as the elevator in her office building breaks down. As she fears death, will this be the final chapter of her life, or will they save each other? All human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,200 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 1,712 - Follows: 940 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic by mysterywriter012 reviews
Jeb watches DG in the garden. Jeb/DG fluff
Tin Man - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2009 - [DG, Jeb] - Complete
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11626 - Favs: 8,546 - Follows: 2,579 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
High Heels and Runaway Frisbees by enamors reviews
Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 5258 - Favs: 4,734 - Follows: 4,125 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Meyer University by Sh.C reviews
Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 184,281 - Reviews: 8211 - Favs: 5,875 - Follows: 2,169 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
New Life by Bella4Edward reviews
Edward, Rosalie, Emmett, Alice, and Jasper have been friend since they can remember. They all went to the same college, but how will the girls react when they meet their new roommate Bella Swan? All human! Better Summary inside. R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 40,262 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 2/21/2008
If He Only Knew How I Feel About Him by hopelessromantic007 reviews
Bella and Edward are best friends. She loves him but is afraid to tell him, he suddenly catches the flu and is in the hospital. When he is in a coma like state Bella tells him how she feels. When he wakes up will he reciprocates her feelings? All human
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,925 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blood Bath by I'm.Forbidden.Fruit reviews
Bella and Edward exploring some boundaries. Just some fluff, Dedicated to those who wanted Bella to drop the towel. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,518 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
Vulnerable by Santi911 reviews
The Cullens go hunting leaving Bella and Jasper to have a little bonding time. What happens when emotions go haywire and They start having feelings for each other? What lengths will Bella and Jasper go to in order to stay together? R&R BxJ LEMONS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,606 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Complete
Through Alice's Eyes by ChelleyBean reviews
AU - Things might have gone a bit differently if Alice had met Bella first.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,213 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Complete
Thirteen Reasons Why by runaway xo reviews
Edward proves his love to Bella by showing her thirteen reasons why he loves her. Takes place after Eclipse. Major Fluff. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,971 - Reviews: 1444 - Favs: 1,364 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
Hey Kid by DarkMasterofCupcakes reviews
Hey kid. Maybe I should use your name, but I never actually learned it, so you’re gonna have to deal. I know, you’re probably thinking I’m some kind of molester who worships the ground Michael Jackson walks on, but I’m totally not. I’m actually your mom.
Juno - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Complete
Oops? by l'heure bleue reviews
—3: Rock Hard— "Rock HARD ON... get it?" It was on a normal day that I almost died for the second time. Or ... as normal a day as humanly – haha! Humanly ... – possible at the Cullen house.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Thy Neighbour by BookMe reviews
Alice and Rosalie work at Vogue and need an interesting topic for their next month's article. Edward moves into town, and Bella has two weeks off work. What will happen when a pair of sneeky Cupids come out to play? All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,134 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Complete
Bellatouille by cookybabe reviews
AU: All human. Bella is a chef in a classy restaurant. She learns that passion for food and another chef can whip up one tasty and incredible recipe. Filled with fun tales of the restaurant life, a giant splash of romance, and a dash of clumsiness. BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,036 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 993 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Complete
I know you love me by Tuggummi reviews
A thought strikes Bella while she is in the shower and she panics. one shot. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Complete
I Can Feel It by BookMe reviews
Ed/A/J/R/Emm all head to the beach on a very hot day.Edward meets a girl stuck in the shade because her shoe's have been snatched and she can't walk over the scorching road.It all heats up from the moment Edward picks her up into his arms. ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,174 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 76 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Message Received by Gargantua reviews
Rose finds a unique way to send an important message to The Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,312 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Complete
All Aboard by BookMe reviews
Rosalie, Alice and Bella win a 3week luxury cruise around the Caribbean where they meet Emmett, Jasper and Edward. Pleanty going on in this story. Also my personal favourite; All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 80,563 - Reviews: 1192 - Favs: 1,412 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Complete
Edwards Control by I'm.Forbidden.Fruit reviews
Throughout the twilight books Edward says that he can't control himself when he and Bella are more intimate. So this is a short EPOV for when he gets "tempted by Bella" *fluff alert* One-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Ozian Lovebirds by tinmankat reviews
On a picnic DG and Jeb come across a rare Ozian myth.
Tin Man - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Published: 3/26/2008 - DG, Jeb - Complete
Serendipity by muggleinlove reviews
Newly single Bella decides to give up on finding a relationship. Only to meet Edward. Edward is sick of meeting women that just want to sleep with him, and is looking for a serious relationship. What happens when there paths cross? All humans, normal pair
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 72,574 - Reviews: 2237 - Favs: 3,185 - Follows: 820 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Complete
So Who Does That Leave Then? by tinmankat reviews
After many misunderstandings Jeb tries to convince DG that she needs to stop blaming herself. Please enjoy & review!
Tin Man - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,491 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/28/2008 - DG, Jeb - Complete
Love in the Library by NAWag1R reviews
A kissing couple is caught in the act
Tin Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/20/2008 - DG, Jeb - Complete
My Personal Valentine by ronOReds reviews
Forks High is running a special Personal Ad column in their newspaper! Can Bella, Alice, and Rosalie find their special someone in time for Valentines Day! ExB, AxJ, EmxR
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,085 - Reviews: 1257 - Favs: 1,655 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
New In Forks by Sh.C reviews
Bella just moved in with her dad who has issues of his own. At school she sees the Cullens who she seems to have a strange connection to, except Edward, who seems to hate her! What if he left and she befriended the Cullens? What happens when he comes back
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 42,414 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Complete
Coming Home To Finn by saranicole reviews
This story explains what happened with Megan Meade and Finn McGowan between the Airport scene with Doug and the Ultimate Frisbee scene with all the boys.
Megan Meade's Guide to the McGowan Boys - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Complete
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Fate reviews
This is a one shot on how Rose and Dimitri would have met if she was raised by her father instead of going to school. Please read the story and please read the Author's notes at the beginning and the end! They will explain...
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,130 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Megan and Finn the shed reviews
A short one shot about my version of what happened in the shed. Just some fluff :
Megan Meade's Guide to the McGowan Boys - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Meagan M., Finn McG. - Complete
Life Change reviews
Bella and Emmett move to Forks after their parents untimely death. Bella and Emmett live with Carlisle Cullen and his family as stated in their parents will. Bella meets Edward and has an instant connection. Rated T for upcoming chapters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,964 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
Bitten reviews
This is what I thought Bella's change will be like. I hope everyone likes it. Please read and review. A one shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
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