Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, Vampire Academy, and Megan Meade's Guide to the McGowan Boys.
Hey! I go by bitten here and I guess I'll tell you all a little something about me. I'm 18, now, but haven't posted anything in a while. But hopefully I will this summer. I'm out of love with the Twilight series, but love the fanfiction for it because I often like the fics better than Twilight itself. I'm in college and I'm going to be a book editor. That's about it. Now, here are a few things that made me laugh:
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosnt
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and geting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy.So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality they are amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
to the top
of the tree.
If you sometimes seem to trip over thin air, put this in your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs, put this in your profile. Not funny, I actually did that!! More than once...
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.
Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C., Despereate Housewives, or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.
"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.
You know you live in 2008 when...
1. You accidently put your password into your microwave
2. You haven’t played Solitare with real cards in years
3. The reason for not staying in touch with friends is b/c they don’t have a myspace or screen name
4. You’d rather look all over the house for the remote instead of using the buttons on the T.V
6. Your boss doesn’t have the ability to do your job
7. As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling
8. As you read this list and are thinking about sending it to all your friends
9. You were to busy to notice the number 5
10. You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5
11. Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly
12. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you fell for this and you know you did.
Dress for chapter 5 in Life Change: