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Joined 02-26-08, id: 1510178, Profile Updated: 08-08-15
Author has written 18 stories for StarTrek: Deep Space Nine, Greek Mythology, and StarTrek: The Next Generation.

Welcome to the Tanuki's den. (A bit of trivia: A tanuki is not a raccoon. It is closer to dogs and foxes than raccoons.)

Note: Still swimming...


Favourite characters:

Doctor Julian Bashir from Deep Space Nine, because he's tenacious as hell, and fiercely nice, which I know sounds like an oxymoron but it isn't really.

Captain Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean, because he's a rogue, and because he sailed into Port Royal on a sinking ship.

Cassandra from the Trojan cycle. (Greek Mythology), mostly because of how her story is the most interesting, to me anyway.

Best Movie & TV lines:

"I am a nice shark. Not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image. I must first change myself. Fish are friends. Not food." (Finding Nemo)

"That's all very well for you to say. You're not some evil enchanted tree." (Shrek the Third)

"You're making me beat up grass!" (Guardians of the Galaxy)

"It wasn't me. It was my inner monkey." (My Hero)

"I would gladly risk feeling bad at times if it also meant that I could taste my dessert." (Lt.Commander Data - TNG)

"Hello. My name is Inigo Mantoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." (Princess Bride)

"Tobanee buta wa tada no buta da." translation: A pig who doesn't fly is just an ordinary pig. (Porco Rosso)

"There. So Flopsy is dead, and never called me Mother." (Monty Python's Flying Circus)

"In my experience the truth is just an excuse for lack of imagination." (Garak - DS9)

"I've been given some ecstasy by accident." (Rev)

"Well you do have one problem. If all you can hallucinate about are Quark's maintainance problems, you have a sadly deficient fantasy life." (Dr. Bashir - DS9)

"The god damn pen is blue!" (Liar, Liar)

"In my country when a man gets down on one knee it's because he wants to get married or because he's getting shot. Usually it's both." (New Year's Eve)

"The law does not concern itself with morality." (Sir Abraham Haphazard - Barchester Chronicles)

"Politicians are drawn to cameras like flies are drawn to politicians." (Boston Legal)

"Mine like goulash and itch scritch scratch." (Jim Henson's The Storyteller)

"Let me just correct you on a few things. Aristotle was not Belgian. The central tenet of Buddhism is not 'every man for himself', and the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Otto. I looked them up." (A Fish Called Wanda)

"That's my name. Don't wear it out, Maximillion, or I'll make you buy me a new one." (Batman Returns)

"Enough with the beaming. This time, I'll walk." (Spaceballs)

"Let's get out of here before one of those things kills Guy!" (Galaxy Quest)

"That's one of those irregular verbs, isn't it? I have a confidential press briefing. You leak. He gets charged under Section 2a of the Official Secrets Act." (Yes Prime Minister)

"We are Siamese if you please. We are Siamese if you don't please." (Lady and the Tramp)

"Her name isn't Sticks. She's Elora Denam, future empress of Tiras Lee, and the last thing she's going to want is a hairy chest!" (Willow)

"How dare the gods work against me. I don't remember giving them permission." (Going Postal)

"I'm sorry, Wendy. I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die." (South Park Movie)

"You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you." (Monty Python's Holy Grail)

"When we make mistakes, you call it evil. When God makes mistakes, you call it nature." (The Witches of Eastwick)

"My penis has Alzheimer's." (Denny Crane, Boston Legal)

"It's naive to think that horrible things we can't understand have simple explanations, because simple explanations make us feel we have control, and we don't." (Laura Roslyn, Battlestar Galactica)

"You're living in a fantasy. There is no Easter bunny, there is no tooth fairy, and there is no queen of England." (Megamind)


Here is the order of my JB Alternate Universe series.

Firewall
Dust of Life
Thicker than Water
Helix
Unnatural Causes.

You can find me in elsewhere places at

www.fictionpress.com/u/616200/Jade_of_Ilium


P.S. Do me a nice review, and I'll stop chewing your slippers for long enough to read it. (Truth is they don't taste very good anyways.)

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The Darkness Within Part I by Mijra reviews
During the war with the Dominion, the Defiant is sent on a secret mission to rescue the crew of a missing Vulcan research ship out of enemy territory. At the same time Julian is starting to realize that something is utterly wrong with him...
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 51,192 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011 - J. Bashir - Complete
Orbis non Sufficit by Totally-Out-Of-It reviews
A new foe wants to know how to use the anomalies as weapons. He captures the ARC team. One got away. Now the team waits for their very own walking encyclopedia to save the day. Here comes Connor Temple, Secret Agent 00...0.
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,308 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Connor T. - Complete
The Other Sparta Girl by xIndigo.Sunsetx reviews
Helen, princess of Sparta, has a terrible secret. She posesses a sister that may be more powerful than the deadly mortal herself. Alala is the oposite of Helen; and will stop at nothing to destroy the so called jewel of Troy and claim her title as hero
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 41,637 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 3/2/2008
Comprehension by Tarica reviews
After the mirror universe, Julian and Kira need some time and each others help to readjust.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,594 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Published: 3/25/2010 - J. Bashir, Kira N. - Complete
Pain of Memory by Gabrielle Lawson reviews
Dr. Bashir suffers from a strange recurring dream and begins to lose his mind.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 56,644 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 7/24/1999 - J. Bashir - Complete
The Art Of The Bobsled by sova enari reviews
Dax is challenged by an old friend to a bobsled race and she has to pick people for her team... She soon learns Cardassians, over-excited doctors and bob-sleds don't mix! Reviews appreciated!
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,654 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Kira N., Jadzia D. - Complete
Dark Ezri: The Series by Tiberius reviews
The continuing adventures of Ezri Tigan in the Mirror Universe, starting from her days as a merc with the Terran Rebels, six months after the end of DS9. Chapter XXII is now up!
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,583 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 1/30/2002
Cassandra by Bardess of Avon reviews
Oneshot. Brief glimpses of Cassandra of Troy's life, quite literally from her birth to her death.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,123 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Complete
Seashells by Frizz the Eccentric reviews
Memories are like seashells. Little stories about the Bashirs
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 5,461 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/8/2008 - Published: 8/29/2007 - J. Bashir, Ezri D.
Objects in the Mirror by Alowl reviews
Garak, Julian, O'Brien, and memories of the Eugenics Wars. "It was meant to be nothing more then a joke." Plotting Cardassians, furious doctors, and oblivious engineering chiefs.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/16/2008 - E. Garak, J. Bashir - Complete
The Ten Doctors by Lady-Sci-Fi reviews
Takes place between my ST: DS9 stories Death's Shadow and The Place I Called Home. This is the last adventure Tengu and Julian Bashir have with The Doctor and Rose. A life and death situation involving all the Doctors is not what they had in mind.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 35,253 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Complete
Bonds by kbinnz reviews
Sisko, Odo, and Bashir are on a mapping mission in the Gamma Quadrant when engine failure forces them to crashland on a nearby planet. The local inhabitants are friendly and the world seems idyllic -- until the men try to leave..
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,469 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Complete
Ten Things by Kore-of-Myth reviews
In response to the HPFC 'Ten Things Challenge'. Ten chapters - ten drabbles, about what is part of Virginia and Wolf's life post-movie.
10th Kingdom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,565 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Complete
The Work of Courage by kbinnz reviews
A Bajoran colony makes a bid for autonomy, sparking interstellar repercussions. Sisko must juggle Gul Dukat, the Provincial Government, and Star Fleet Command while he and his team attempt to determine the truth behind the coup.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,011 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2008 - B. Sisko, Kira N. - Complete
The Parrises Square Incident by kissmedarling reviews
Julian takes up a new sport and all of Deep Space Nine learns more about him than they cared to know.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2008 - J. Bashir, E. Garak - Complete
Death's Shadow by Lady-Sci-Fi reviews
A deadly warrior of the Dominion makes a choice that will decide the future of the Federation. Will her mission succeed, and what will she sacrifice for the cause of freedom? Please read and review.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 36,059 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 2/10/2007 - J. Bashir - Complete
If It's Not One Thing by Gabrielle Lawson reviews
it's another. Adventure story with murder, mystery, new spooky aliens, and lots of angst! Features Dr. Bashir
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 129,240 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/1/2008 - Published: 9/11/1999 - J. Bashir - Complete
Internment Camp 317 by Jewels reviews
Julian Bashir spent a month in Internment Camp 317 as a prisoner of the Dominion, and he never really spoke much about it later...
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,720 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/9/2007 - J. Bashir - Complete
One Fine Day by ScopesMonkey reviews
[Greensleeves AU] In the Greensleeves AU, Julian Bashir learns about his genetic enhancements.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,884 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/8/2007 - Published: 9/28/2007 - J. Bashir - Complete
Motive by Puredeadthingy reviews
After a neutron bomb devastates England, the Jellicles are born. However, they still live uneasily with some humans choosing to stay in London, and even trying to hunt them. Complete: warning for gore in chapter 4.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,920 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/10/2006 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Complete
AWOL by Devan Dev reviews
Julian Bashir has just lost his job, but that's the least of his problems on this day! Bashir & cast of thousands.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,600 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/11/2006 - J. Bashir - Complete
Break in the Line by ScopesMonkey reviews
Kira, Dax, Bashir, and O'Brien crash landed on an uninhabited planet. Bashir and O'Brien fall ill, and Kira vanishes.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,268 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Kira N., Jadzia D. - Complete
Greensleeves by ScopesMonkey reviews
Bashir wakes up one morning to a galaxy without Jem'Hadar, Founders, the Dominion, or the war. And he has no memory of things ever being otherwise.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,852 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/15/2006 - Published: 1/15/2006 - J. Bashir, Jadzia D. - Complete
Drunken Hobbits and an Irishman by trekqueen reviews
A crossover of Star Trek: Deep Space 9 and Lord of the Rings. This is the sequel to my story Pointy Eared Mischief. While on their way to Valinor, Lord Elrond and others arrive on DS9 after an attack and kidnapping. Complete! MEFA 2007 Nominee
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,192 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/9/2006 - Published: 9/13/2005 - Worf, Jadzia D. - Complete
The Monster In My Mirror by RavenDove reviews
When Dr. Bashir finds himself convicted of murder and sentaced to life as Jack's roommate in the Institute he must find out who the real killer is and why they framed him.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,583 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/2/2005 - Published: 10/25/2005 - J. Bashir
Pointy Eared Mischief by trekqueen reviews
A humorus crossover of Star Trek: The Next Generation and Lord of the Rings. After an important ambassador goes missing, the crew of the EnterpriseD must find him, but they find much more than they expected. Completed! MEFA 2007 Nominee
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,067 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 12/27/2004 - J. Picard, W. Riker, D. Troi, Worf - Complete
First Consideration by Gabrielle Lawson reviews
After a runabout crash, Doctor Bashir must try to keep the survivors alive.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,336 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/1/1999 - J. Bashir - Complete
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Unnatural Causes reviews
"Firewall" AU: A new epidemic has struck one of the Federation's colonies, and a small team of researchers is sent to investigate.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,277 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/2/2014 - Published: 4/29/2012 - J. Bashir
Seven Years in Seven Voices reviews
A challenge in writing Point Of View. Seven very short pieces with no particular narrative. Each represents a year on the station.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1/13/2013
Jocasta's Child reviews
She was Queen of Thebes, regal and magnificent, mother and wife to Oedipus the King. But on her final hour, she cannot help but wonder. Was her life ever really her own? Retelling of Oedipus myth.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,635 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 10/28/2008
Helix reviews
Firewall AU: Sequel / follow up to "Thicker than Water". Time is running out, and Bashir is left with one last option. To save himself, he must come full circle to the place where his adventure began.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 53,553 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 1/13/2010 - J. Bashir - Complete
Night on the Amanogawa reviews
One-shot: Molly's grandmother teaches her the story of Tanabata.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,005 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Complete
Thicker Than Water reviews
“Firewall” AU: Some time after the outbreak of war, Julian Bashir is back on Earth, but finds trouble even there.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 102,999 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 12/12/2008 - J. Bashir - Complete
The Empath reviews
Far away from home, Troi receives some disturbing news.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,963 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/3/2009 - D. Troi - Complete
Obsessions reviews
A strange experiment leads Bashir and O'Brien in a stolen ship across the galaxy.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 68,393 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 3/2/2008 - J. Bashir, M. O'Brien - Complete
Yuletide Conversation and Replimat Lunches reviews
Some traditions are difficult to understand, and even more difficult to explain. But that doesn’t stop a man from trying. one-shot Garak & Bashir.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2008 - J. Bashir, E. Garak - Complete
While Stones Tumble, Let Us Play reviews
Ten drabbles. Fifteen years after DS9 "The Quickening", Ekoria's son remembers.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,629 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Complete
Remember the Butterfly reviews
Sequel to “Butterfly Dreaming”. 2376, Deep Space Nine. Julian and Amy are reunited. But she is not the only old acquaintance to emerge from his past.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,136 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 9/10/2008 - J. Bashir - Complete
Marry Me, Molly reviews
For the big kid in all of us. Something a little more light-hearted this time. Jackie Peterson wants to marry Molly O'Brien
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,702 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Complete
Dust of Life reviews
“Firewall” AU: The Dominion War is imminent. Tensions rise on Bajor. And Julian Bashir arrives at one of the homes for Cardassian orphans. T for Adult Themes.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,153 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 6/13/2008 - J. Bashir - Complete
Firewall reviews
Alternate Timeline. Set just after 5th season "Doctor Bashir I Presume" What if Dr. Bashir had not been allowed to remain in Starfleet? T for Adult themes.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,292 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 4/2/2008 - J. Bashir - Complete
Shaft reviews
Trapped underground in an abandoned cave, will Julian and Ezri be rescued in time? SFI short story contest, 2nd place, 2010.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/20/2008 - J. Bashir, Ezri D. - Complete
Sarina reviews
A tale of separation, and possibly a new beginning. The time when young Sarina is first taken from her family.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Complete
The End of the Road reviews
Centuries after their cult has become extinct, Artemis and Apollo are boarders at a North Queensland pub.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,789 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Apollo, Artemis - Complete
Butterfly Dreaming reviews
At the age of seven, Jules Bashir makes a new friend, but she has a secret too.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,725 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 3/7/2008 - J. Bashir - Complete