Author has written 12 stories for Sweeney Todd, Sky High, Corpse Bride, Series Of Unfortunate Events, Primeval, and Batman.
(The Artiste Formerly Known As Ravencaller)
I'm pretty much your typical sarcastic, tea-loving, crumpet-eating Brit. I'd marry the hell out of Edmond Dantes if he wasn't fictional and dead. He's one of a long legacy of strange fictional loves, dating back to when I was eight and was hugely in love with Loki. Yes, I had a crush on an evil Viking god. Figure that one out...
I love bread, but it doesn't love me... shame about that.
I'm not entirely made up.
I have one final thing to say...
You just lost the game!