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Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.
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Dark Innocence by heyepic reviews
His unkempt appearance was well-known by students and teachers alike at our school; his cold and reclusive behavior was even more recognizable. Joker/OC. **UPDATED 03/16/2014
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,795 - Reviews: 986 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 836 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Joker
Smirk by don't take me seriously reviews
"Why should I hate you for something you did in your past life? After all, you've come to me now- with a new face." Korra begs the spirits for guidance, but must first learn to master her emotions. Amorra. noncon first chapter so...uh...yeah.
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,859 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Amon, Korra
Boat to Par Vollen by FancyLadySnackCakes reviews
Arishok/F!Hawke. Taking Isabela's place was either the worst decision of her life or the smartest... Rated M for sexual content.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,963 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 59 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Hawke (M), Arishok
Settling Disputes by inthenightside reviews
a fill from the masskink meme: AU Renegade!Shep versus Saren during Spectre training
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,391 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Saren A., Shepard (F) - Complete
Strawberry Bad Boy by Mistress Penelopye reviews
Ichigo is a premed student with an interesting night job: Stripper at a gay bar. Grimmjow sees something he wants and will do whatever he has to to have it. A lewd proposition he can't refuse, but just how far will it go? AU, Yaoi, slight OOC.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 240,196 - Reviews: 2353 - Favs: 1,864 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Kinks and Quirks by J-Pop Princess reviews
This is a collection of oneshots written for a LiveJournal kink meme. Characters and content is varied but all are sexually explicit. Not for the underage or unadventurous.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,373 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009
Without You by Savannahbobanna reviews
Bella is on her own when she finds the clearing. When Laurent finds her there, her werewolf saviors are nowhere to be found. Is Laurent a good guy, or will his bad side overcome him? I deleted it... for some reason. I can't really remember why...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 36,132 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Bella, Laurent - Complete
Pleasure Slaves by ViolentDelights13 reviews
On Hold.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,591 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward
Until the End of Time by Dama da Noite reviews
Bella: A girl who fights to always win. Edward: A boy who has no mercy. Bella: Works for the good. Edward: Works without thinking about the consequences. But what happens when the heart surpasses the reason?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,276 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Better Uchiha by ronny-of-yore reviews
Konoha General’s best pediatrician just got dumped, because she was told she’s too engrossed in her work. To show otherwise, she decides to paint the town red. In doing so, she meets the man of her dreams. The problem is, he's her ex's brother. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,483 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 100 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Thief of Time by Tink Wolfe reviews
A tale about a lost Hallow, time-travel, growing up, falling in love, a new prophecy, and thinking up fun ways to kill Peter. Rated M for Mature. SBHG Sirius/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 118,684 - Reviews: 1271 - Favs: 1,684 - Follows: 1,517 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Sirius B., Hermione G.
Wicked by Aleia15 reviews
Of all the things Orihime had gotten used to in his captivity days, Grimmjow's foul mouth wasn't one of them. Grimmjow/Orihime
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Grimmjow J., Orihime I. - Complete
Toy of the Akatsuki by Chiame-Yoru reviews
Four years ago, Akatsuki kidnapped Sakura and made her their ‘toy’. Now what will happen when Sasuke finally finds her? Will she remember him or has Itachi fully erased her memory of everything she held dear to her?Full sumary & Warnings inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,009 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 5/13/2006 - Sakura H.
All Guys Konoha High! by Chiame-Yoru reviews
What happens when Sakura Goldfish loving girl is forced to go to an all male school! She has to deal with Pervert Guys, strict male teachers, all while living in their dorm! Especially when the four most perverted guys are Itachi, Neji, Sasuke, & Gaara!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 67,956 - Reviews: 997 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Sakura H.
Scars by Samurai Girl Suzu reviews
Gang member 'Schoolgirl' hires the Joker against her gang's warnings. Little did she know how she should have listened. rating for language and later chapters. OC/Joker but not much of a love story. Not a damsel in distress, trust me. Feedback appreciated
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,146 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 7/23/2008
The Podium by darkalbino reviews
And to think, Naruto had once considered arrest to be a bad thing... SasukexNaruto. Lime. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,665 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 82 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Master's Plaything by Marchgirl reviews
Seras Victoria is a new vampire and has no idea how to live as a vampire. For example, do vampires have sex? Well Alucard has read his new servant's mind and is ready and willing to answer that question for her. Oh my! Rated M for a reason - NOT FOR KIDS
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,743 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
Harem Girl by Batella Rose and sometimes Hex reviews
It's so far ahead in the future that time almost runs backwards. The Cullens are rich, powerful, nobility and Bella is sold as a harem slave to Edward. Rated M for later chapters. BxE sorry for not updating! new chapters soon!-Batella&Rose
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 6/4/2007
13 Tips, 24 Hours by cutecrazyice reviews
#1: Do not blame him for what happened. #2: Do not insult his sand. #3: Do not...and the list goes on. But really, how much more do you need when it comes to dealing with the Sand master himself? GaaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,326 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 65 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
In Your Face by CrimsonKunoichi reviews
Sakura was taken by the Akatsuki. But why? And what will happen when she gets on Deidara's nasty side?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,607 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Sakura H., Deidara
Seducing my Sensei by cutecrazyice reviews
Who knew taking up your sensei's challenge could be so much fun? KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 67 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
99 Bottles Of Beer by Mistress of Destruction reviews
Dante challanges Vergil to a drinking contest in attempts to get him to open up.
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,477 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
Popular meets Player by Millie-loves-Music reviews
Bella swan has everything she ever wanted. Money, two best friends, and being Popular, what more could you want right? When Edward Cullen and his family move to Forks, Bella might discover something else she wants. Him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,154 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 12/10/2007
Expecting by melmist reviews
AU: Bella meets a interesting boy on an all girls ski trip. She finds herself in unchartered waters in more ways than one. B&E of course. Characters are a little OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,085 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 1/10/2008
The player and the mongoose by Edward ate my eye at dinner reviews
Edward Cullen is a player who loves sex and challenge. Bella Swan is a girl with high moral beliefs. What happens when Edward has a bet to sleep with but he falls in love?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 11/4/2007
Under the shade I will flourish by Sweet123 reviews
Isabella is kidnapped from Belize. She is sold to the Cullen Family as a slave. A rich family known for its seduction,power,and looks. What befalls Isabella? Slow start Powerful finish.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 41,531 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 8/15/2007
Overprotective by Laura-chan reviews
Overprotective teammates, unrequited feelings...How is Sakura going to survive her 22nd birthday? “My skirt is perfectly fine.”“I must agree with Naruto, Sakura. That skirt is too short.” TWOSHOT [SakuTeam7][SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,711 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 1,107 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Thorn Bush by UnderTheSkyy reviews
Team Hebi takes the term 'Peeping Tom' to a whole new level. Finally, their big boy Sasuke is growing up and becoming a man, but this time they're gonna see first hand just how much of a 'man' he actually is. Crack, Oneshot, Sasuke&Sakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 69 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Breaking Porcelain by Mahi-Mahi reviews
What Neji can't kill in his cousin, perhaps he could simply take. Shameless lemon, dark. NejHin, Hyuugacest. (Temporarily removed for rework)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Roommates by Beyondthismorning reviews
Naruto finds himself transferred into an all boys boarding school with 3 psychotic roomates. But, That isn't the problem. The problem is, could all these boys be...gay?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,469 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 11/5/2006 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Naruto U.
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Once friends, what now? reviews
Bella and Edward where best friends since they where born, when Bella's mother takes her away Bella and Edward lose contact and Bella changes into a party loving girl and Edward turns into a player what will happen when Bella comes to Forks? UpForAdoption
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,587 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Complete
The good life reviews
Bella's dad is the leader of the gang new york bloods, but she doesn't think anything of it she's just enjoying her party life but when she bumps into her fathers enemies what will happen First Fanfic OCC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/22/2008