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Joined 02-26-08, id: 1510396, Profile Updated: 04-25-09
Author has written 7 stories for X-Men: The Movie, Elder Scroll series, Fallout, and Bully.

Wow. I royally suck at updating, don't I? Sorry to anyone who is irritated by that, but I get distracted so easily.

I like reading slash, which is generally non-canon. That means that many of my favourite pairings are also highly unlikely, but whatever. The point of fanfiction isn't necessarily realism, right? I also tend to like the bad guys, because they have such interesting characters. I really don't like finding discontinued stories, so I'll try to finish whatever I start... eventually.


I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.


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On A Deeply Personal Level by Kantata reviews
They say you can't miss what you never had, but Kate knows differently. Lone Wanderer, Dogmeat and eventually Butch. Fallout 3.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,050 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Lone Wanderer, Butch DeLoria, Dogmeat
The Spy Game by ttfn.tahtahfornow reviews
Honest to God, it all made him smile. Non-magic AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 84,067 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
So Many Little Things by Cyprith reviews
There's more to Butch Deloria than a bad attitude. And there's more to Little Miss One-oh-One than a gun and a shining reputation. There's the two of them... together. Butch/OC 50 prompt table
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,163 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009
A Certain Sunset by Sara's Girl reviews
San Francisco, 1992. The rambling tale of one perfect summer. AU-ish. **Slash** Nick/Greg. EPIC oneshot - trust me, please?
CSI - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,982 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Nick S., Greg S. - Complete
Too Late by Blackrose197666 reviews
"I told you already, Drake," Pyro spat angrily. "You're too late!" Bobby bowed his head away from Pyro's angry glare. "I told you I just needed time," he said quietly. Has Iceman waited too long to realise his feelings and lost Pyro to Multiple Man
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 82 - Words: 162,185 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Pyro, Iceman, Multiple Man - Complete
Lovesong by the Zoshi reviews
SEQUEL TO VANILLA BLUE KxK and other pairings 3 months have passed... time enough to gather ones thoughts, time enough to decide what's real... THE END HAS COME UPDATE 8 22 2008
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,119 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Realization by ShayaCatalyst reviews
Seamus worries for his own sanity, worries that Dean took his grasp on reality when he left...Sometimes imaginary-Dean kisses Seamus. In his dreams, Seamus doesn't mind." Eventual Deamus slash, don't like, don't read. PLEASE R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,029 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/5/2008 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Dean T., Seamus F. - Complete
High Priced by Cheryl Dyson reviews
I referred to this as My Stupid Veela Fic until I decided it was fairly good. Harry is a Veela, for a change, since I was tired of Draco!Veela stories. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,614 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 1,872 - Follows: 173 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Finer Unconsciousness by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot ignoring DH canon. Some people can have declarations without words.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,014 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
There Must Be Someone by Blackrose197666 reviews
Mystique tries to figure out what...or rather who...makes Pyro hot under the collar. Set between X2 and X3. Physically PyroMystique but emotionally one sided JohnBobby.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Pyro, Iceman - Complete
Two Days, Three Weeks, Four Months by toestastegood reviews
[JohnBobby] John was sure that this was Bobby’s fault. [Companion piece to Four Months, Three Weeks, Two Days]
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Pyro, Iceman - Complete
Sweat, Skirts and Saucy Liaisons by ladyhurt reviews
Sometimes it takes a little push to get the ball rolling. Sometimes, it takes a little football. SeamusDean
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,977 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Dean T., Seamus F. - Complete
There Will Be Five Moments by peregrinepandora reviews
Oneshot. The five moments in Remus' life when he misses Sirius terribly. Mild HBP spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
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Wasteland Wastrels reviews
A series of short or not-so-short one-shots related to the Lone Wanderer, within the same series as Humanity and Epilogue, which are recommended reading, but not strictly necessary. Rating will probably increase later.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,529 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009
Heartbreakers reviews
Lola isn't the only one with a trail of broken hearts behind her, and Larry 'Peanut' Romano knows that better than most. Slash, eventual and immediate.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,694 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 8/11/2009
And Then There Were Two reviews
This is my take on what should have happened after X3. I know it's a somewhat overused plotline, but stick with me. There will be slash and blatant shipping. You have been warned.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 56,648 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Pyro, Iceman
Epilogue reviews
An obituary for the Lone Wanderer, through the eyes of the people who knew him. A continuation of Humanity, so you should read that first of you want this to make sense. Hints of past Harkness/OMC.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,084 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Complete
Humanity reviews
Harkness/OMC. The Lone Wanderer is trying to decide what exactly humanity means in the Wasteland, and ends up discovering that it can be found in strange places.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,924 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Complete
To Go On Living reviews
Soul of a hero, she thought, then laughed bitterly. No, she was merely the survivor, as always. He had the Dragon blood, and he had the hero’s soul. A development that occured to me after I finished the main plotline. MAJOR SPOILERS!
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,097 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Complete
Things Left Unsaid reviews
Sometimes, the most important things don’t ever get said. Bobby thinks about John, and how maybe he should have said something more when he had the chance. Friendship unless you're looking for slash. Oneshot.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Iceman, Pyro - Complete