Ambulatory Kettle
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Joined 02-26-08, id: 1510423, Profile Updated: 03-12-08
Author has written 4 stories for Ranma.

Welcome to the Kettle Lounge. Have a seat, take a load off. Peruse a story or two and leave a review. Just please don't feed the author (warning: violators will be severely malleted).

As you may have guessed, Ambulatory Kettle is a humble kettle forever cursed to wander the earth writing bad fiction. Most of Ambulatory Kettle's time is wasted writing original fiction, which may explain why he/she/it seems to be incapable of writing fanfiction that doesn't contain new characters. After many years of avoiding FF.net, Ambulatory Kettle recently decided to give fanfiction a shot, mostly as a lark. The results of that probably ill-advised venture can be found here.

Ambulatory Kettle currently resides in a cupboard in an abandoned cathedral somewhere in the Northern Hemisphere.

On Fanfiction: Ambulatory Kettle is leary of most fanfiction and thinks the majority of it sucks, but has thoroughly enjoyed and recommends Kenko's "Girl Days" and anything written by Joseph Palmer ().

Statement from the author:

"Anything posted here is subject to change without notice. I'm a chronic revise-aholic. Also, your shoelace is untied... Ha, made you look."

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Spring of Drowned Dojo reviews
A new scheme by Nabiki leads to new arrivals at the dojo, and new complications... Latest installment - Part VI: Best Laid Plans; with much scheming at hand and counter-scheming afoot, and probably some other body-parts thrown in for good measure.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 84,764 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 3/3/2008
The Courtship of Tendou Kasumi reviews
Things are not always what they seem. A story adapted from a WAFFy little spamfic I wrote, dissimilar from my usual style.
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Kasumi - Complete
The Seashell reviews
On the way home from school, Ranma and Akane come across an unexpected object. A short, slice-of-life-ish story about secret longings.
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Ranma, Akane - Complete
The Courtship of Tendou Kasumi Spamfic reviews
The spamfic that was eventually expanded into "The Courtship of Tendou Kasumi" due to "popular demand" on the FFML.
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Kasumi - Complete