Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, and Ouran High School Host Club.
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Hey this is Alicefreak and my editor/ bestest best friend in the whole entire unviverse D.
Alice writes the stories and i edit them making them more dramatic and cool...ok,ok i just make them proper english and check for spelling errors and stuff like that. We live close by and are dorks/nerds who have practically nothing better to do than write down perverted stories for the internet world to see. hmmm, so i guess i will tell you about us. Alice is cool...ok not really but she's very fun to hang out with .so friends, yes, we have been bestest best friends in the whole entire universe since 7th grade but we have been bestest best friends since kindergarden. we met because i was using Alice's barbie doll and she was about to yell at me but then desided not to. :) yay. we went to the same elementry and middle school but now we are going to rival highschools which is ok since we are still cool friends and see each other every weekend and stuff. we both like writing although Alice writes so much better than me. i used to love to write in like 7th grade but then about a year later i read some of my work and i was like "woah, this sucks" and it dissapointed me becuase noone bothered to tell me how crappy my work was. but whatever i write songs for our band Save Will Don't Fire. i like writing songs and practically all my songs are good. like i was a cit for a YMCA camp and my 10, 11 year old campers had me sing and they really liked it which is good, but i'm not really sure becuase one of them called me Bigbird becuase they thought it was a pretty name, and another called me piggy tails becuase i had Misa Amane hair where most of it is down but it has two little pig tails near the top, its a really cute hair style. but then later both girls desided to call my piggybird...yeah...so i'm not sure if their opinion really counts or not but whatever. my friends like my songs too so i think our band will be ok. hmmmm, what to rant about now...i guess i can tell you about us. Alice was born in the snowy month of june in California, and is obsessed with mello. i am D, born in june also, but i am 20 days and 3 seconds younger than alice. (jk about the 3 seconds its a personal joke) My sister calls me emu, not emo, emu, and my brother thinks i am lesbian...i have no clue why. And whenever i say good bye to my sister (she's lives in the dorms at her college) she says "Don't Kiss boys D" "ok" i reply and then she says "Or Girls Either" -.-' but whatever lol. OH! I KNOW THE HARUHI SUYUMIYA DANCE! BAM! and yeah. one way to tell the difference between us both when we talk is that i say and yeah and Alice says so yeah. and yeah there is a difference. Alice and i love ramen, otter pops and pizza, if what they say about "you are what you eat" is true then we would be pizza flavored ramen with otter pops chop sticks, yeah, pretty random huh? you'll notice that we are random, like all our friends know that so they expect the unexpected. but somthing really unexpected is when we have nothing to say. our friends are cool though. they make school fun...although we are nerds so we think school is fun anyway. its funny though our school can be separated into 3 groups. group 1 is the group of people who know we hang out and are just friends, group 2 is the group of people who know we hang out and think we are lesibian...o.o' yeah...for some reason this group is like 3/4 the school. and group 3 is the group of people who don't know that we hang out at all. since we don't actually hang out at school. When we were in middle school we used to walk home from school together and hang out for an hour or 2 every day after school since 6th grade, so if we did had hung out during school, by the time we would have reached alice's house one of us would be dead :cough: alice :cough:
What are you saying? Nothing, i just coughed Gazoontight Alice is weird... she says gazoontight for everything except when people sneeze which is tottaly weird. its is lucky to sneeze twice in a row hey you got that from my book yeah i guess but you got your book from borders so technically borders told me that. but you would have never read that if i didn't buy the book oh, toche. Alice and i love to read. we read tons of manga like Naruto, Bleach, Death note and one piece...well Alice doesn't like one piece she thinks the idea of a rubber pirate is stupid. but honestly if your in bed with your boy friend and need a rubber, luffy can always work lol. FYI if you don't already know, a rubber is another name for a condom o_O so your sugesting that i use another person as a condom? gosh how come i get called the pervy one and you don't? well people already call me emo. but anyway at least its not like your sister the SP aka the super perv. but when her mom is around we call her the special panda becuase she is special ...edand yeah. Manga, hmmm, we love manga. Naruto is a cool anime, we quote alot of things from the Naruto Abriged series. like "logged" and "i need mind soap" and "toche" and "Now my moves will be twice as poppn fresh" and we also quote comedians like Jim gaffigan. we love his hot pocket skit. to be honest when i showed Alice that one she was eating a hot pocket, i suspect that the center was frozen becuase her mouth wasn't destroyed. Alice also like Jeff fa fa Dun HAM (Jeff Dunham for those not familar with the joke) i'm not as big of a fan becuase i think Walter really spoils my happy mood. he's a grouch SILENCE!! i kill you! and yeah what else to rant about hmmmmmm, i like rock band, its pretty cool. whenver i play guitar or bass i always strumm up and the game notices and says i am unique. :) which makes me happy becuase i am. unlike Alice hehehehehhehehe. i also like being the singer becuase i am good at singing. :) and yeah. we love music, my favorite bands are AFI and Panic at the Disco. they are my top two favorites and they are like equal. Alice is obsessed with metro station its funny though cause whenever i am editing her stories and i find a sentance that works but is just not right i relate it to Mason Musso becuase whenever we look at him he looks nice but there is somthing wrong with him sort of like his hair is too in his face or somthing like that. and yeah...Hot Pockets! Death Pockets Hey, it would have been funny if Kira just handed out hot pockets to everyone, they would probably die like imediately. and if you think about it, he wouldn't get in trouble becuase it wasn't really his fault lol. hahahahhaa. Death note characters in general just eat weird though. like L has all his sweets, Mello has his chocolate, Near probably eats his toys and Light eats junk food, its like they are trying to convinse the world that sweets are ok. Maybe Tsugumi Ohba will have to rewrite the series and replace all the food things to healthy stuff like carrots. kind of like what they had to do with Cookie Monster and yeah i think i will stop typing now, although its funny Alice thinks what i write is funny its weird though i don't really see myself as being that funny and yeah i think that last line was supost to be funny but it failed just like this one. i think i should just erase the last two sentances but that would involve moving my finger to the backspace and its like 3 keys to far so yeah i'll just stop talking now.
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