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Joined 02-27-08, id: 1511066, Profile Updated: 10-10-11
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto, and Final Fantasy VII.

I guess this is the bit where I tell you a bit about myself...-sigh- Let's get this over with then.

Age: 16 (Ahhhh!!!!! I'm getting old *sob*...)

D.O.B: 15th January (from that you can work out what year I was born... not that it matters).

Star-sign: Capricorn (wow...I'm a goat)

Favourite colour: green (is there really a point of putting this here?...)

Favourite music: I like all kinds of music but mainly rock. Bands like Linkin Park, Evanescence, Breaking Benjamin, Red, Lifehouse, Coldplay, Papa Roach, Thousand foot krutch, Yellowcard, Three Days Grace, Staind, Hoobastank etc. there's many others but I'm sure I can find better things to do with my free time (eventually..)

Interests: I like playing computer games: Devil may cry (3 & 4), sonic the hedgehog, Kingdom Hearts, Naruto, Final Fantasy (Currently hooked on Crisis Core at the moment) burnout, MGS, need for speed, LBP, Tekken, God of war etc. can't think of any more right now. Also currently hooked on Naruto: UNS (I'm getting number 2 the day it comes out!!! XD Collector's Edition FTW!)

I also like writing stories, reading, playing sports (I'm not going to narrow it down)

Favourite anime/manga: Beyblade (according to other people, it's not that great, but I still like it anyway), Dragonball Z, Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist, Death Note, Bleach, Digimon (everybody I know has forgotten about this show. Personally, I think it was much better than pokemon), Marchen Awaken Romance (It's not very popular as nobody else I know has heard about it...but whatever) annnnndddd Get Backers :)


Favourite characters: Beyblade- Max: because he's blonde (I'm a sucker for blondes with blue eyes) and genrally overlooked and overshadowed by other supposedly better characters cough Tyson -cough- Oh, and he's also very cute
Kai: because he's the coolest one there and I think that Kai is the better blader out of Tyson. I honestly don't see what's so great about him.

Dragonball Z- Trunks: Everyone always says Goku is the best character, but I'm not one to fall for the main character. I mean c'mon, yeah Goku can go to super saiyan 4, but Trunks has a friggin' sword! How cool is that!! -cough- sorry for my temporary lack of sanity just then.

Naruto- Neji: I have officailly given Neji the proud title of "AWESOME"!! Honestly...He can see your friggin' chakra points!! You can't get better than that!! -Cough- Ummm...yeah.
Shikamaru: Doesn't anyone else find him hilarious?
Sai: Okay, in the beginning I thought he was a bit of a bastard. Then as Shippuden progressed I then thought he was a bit of a funny bastard. (Yes, I know that made no sense what-so-ever...He's just cool okay!!)
Itachi: It's definate now...Itachi is most definately my second fave character out of Naruto...he's just too cool for words...XD(R.I.P Itachi sob)
Suigetsu: Ok, its official...Suigetsu is just that awesome!! Not quite at the level of Neji or Itachi, but still pretty close...I love him!! (insert fangirl squel here:)

Fullmetal Alchemist- Edward: I know I said I'm not one to fall for the main character but I've got to admit...for a main character he's not as stuck-up as I thought he would be. Quite funny actually.
Alphonse- Doesn't anyone else find him absolutly adorable? Even in that suit of armour...
Roy- This guy is a reeaaalllll bastard...but you gotta love him!!XD

Digimon- Matt: Coolest character on the show. Nuff said
T.K: Absolutly adorable
Izzy: I honestly don't know... maybe it's the red hair -shrugs shoulders-

Sonic the Hedgehog- Tails: C'mon who can resist Tails? He's so cute!
Shadow: Coolest one there
Knuckles: Cool character too (as you can see, I wasn't much for explanations...)

Static Shock (don't know why I decided to put this here...)- Richie: Does anyone else find him utterly hilarious?

Kingdom Hearts- Riku: Yeah, I know, probably a common favourite but there's not much I can say on that...he's cool (cool?...I need to find a better word)
Roxas: I didn't particularly used to like him before, but gradually (and sneakily, I might add...) he managed to grow on me. Somehow he's ended up 2nd on my 'favourites' list for KH...
Seifer: I don't know any of my friends who like him, but I think he's cool. Bit of a bastard, but still cool... (and I know he's originally from the Final Fantasy series, but I couldn't be bothered to make another list.)
Axel: Yeah, he's a funny guy.

Final Fantasy VII- Sephiroth: Yeah I know he goes all psycho and people must be thinking I'm mad (as most of my friends are already aware of) but doesn't anyone else think he's an awesome character??
Vincent Valentine: I don't know why the hell he wasn't on my list since the beginning as Vincent is so friggin' awesome!! As of late, I've been a little bit obsessed with the guy and I really have no clue why but he is now officially one of my favourites...out of all my fave characters actually...XD
Zack: It's official...Zack Fair is my absolute favourite character...he has surpassed Neji, but I'm not bothered to change my name lol! XD I think he is one of the few characters that I have actually cried over (and I mean real tears, not lame sniffling), the others being: Itachi and Jiraiya
Reno: I'm pretty sure everyone can agree that Reno is utterly hilarious?? Am I right?

Final Fantasy X - Hmmm, this is a tough one, but I'd have to say Auron (yeah, I bet most of you could see that coming a mile away...)
Lulu - I don't usually like female characters (I wonder why...) but I happened to really like her character...

Final Fantasy XIII - Hope - I couldn't help it...he's just sooo cute! I did annoy me at first with all his complaining, but who could blame him? Besides, he managed to grow on me...
Sazh - The guy is just too funny for words...a definite favourite.

Marchen Awaken Romance- Nanashi: He's an awesome character!! LOL! He makes me laugh! (and he's blonde...-cough- if that makes a difference...)

Bleach- Of course it's Byakuya!! The guy is just pure living, breathing awesomeness!!XD
Hmmm...who else?? Oo" Ooh...I know! Ukitake!! XD I love the guy to bits!! I'm pretty sure there's others but if I had to name them all, I'd probably be here for a loooooong time...XD
I'm sure that there must be at least one more...Oh yeah!! How could I forget Toshiro!! He also shares the title of 'pure living, breathing awesomeness' along with Byakuya!!

Soul Eater- I've just recently gotton into this anime, but I have to say I absolutely...LOVE it!!XD Lol! Hmm...fave character?? That's a tough one...but if I have to pick it would most definately be Black Star!! YAHOO!! Lol! (and it's not just because he's a cool ninja...I swear...)
Kid - It took me a while to realise the awesomeness of Death the Kid, but I saw the light (past his obsession of symmetry)

God of War: Kratos - Yeah, I know that there's not many stand-out characters in GOW, but I had to put it down because Kratos is that much of a badass. Seriously. He kills gods for a living...what more can one say?
On that note, I still have yet to play GOW 3...it's slowly killing me...must...resist...spoilers...


Favourite parings: (seme/uke)
Beyblade- Kai/Max: unusual pairing but why not? Ever heard the saying opposites attract?

Dragonball Z- Gohan/Trunks: Why? Well...why not?

Naruto- Here's where it get's complicated. I probably consider Neji as uke for most male/male pairings (or all actually) to put it simply. Same for Sai, except if he's with Neji (duh!)

Naruto/Sasuke: I bet you're thinking...Sasuke? Uke?! Well, I think he should be. He has it in his name for a start...
Sasuke/Neji: Again, I bet your thinking...Neji? Uke?! Well I think he's totally uke-worthy. (did I just say totally? Somebody shoot me)
Naruto/Neji: Yeah, I know this pairing's not popular, but as you can tell, I tend to lean towards the 'different'.
Naruto/Hinata: Yeah, this differs greatly from the past few pairings (i.e. NOT boy/boy) but this is one of the few straight couplings that I actually like!! I find it cute, and Naruto deserves someone better than Sakura...That's just torture...
Neji/Tenten: ...Yeah. I actually paired Neji with Tenten. ...A girl. But what can I say? It's one of the Naruto pairings that don't actually seemed that too far-fetched. I personally think Tenten is a cool female character, and NOT overly annoying like some other I will fail to mention (-cough- Sakura -cough- Ino but yeah!! This pairing actually gradually managed to sneak up on me but I have to say that it's the only hetro coupling with Neji that I'll read (lol!) But don't expect me to be writing a fic abot this couple any time soon, just to warn those who may've been getting any ideas...-_-''
Sasuke/Suigetsu: Again, not many fics with this pairing (in that order) but I love it anyway...

Fullmetal Alchemist- Roy/Edward: Didn't expect that did you? (hint: sarcasm in voice...) This pairing's not completly out of the ordinary (unlike the others..)

Digimon- Tai/Matt-Taichi/Yamato(whichever you prefer): I don't understand how Tai could be the uke in the relationship when Matt fits it perfectly.
Davis/T.K-Daisuke/Takeru: I think they make a cute couple instead of T.K/Kari and Davis/Ken (or whatever)

Sonic the Hedgehog- Sonic/Tails: I find this pairing cute but I cannot handle any M-rated or extreme T-rated stuff. Remember, they're just animals...>

Static Shock- Virgil/Richie: Don't anyone find this couple sweet? Awwww!

Kingdom Hearts- Sora/Riku: Yes, I do mean in that order(before anyone says: "Look, look! You've made a typo!!) I know it's kinda weird but I'm weird like that.
Axel/Roxas: Their relationship is somewhat understandable, I'm sure?? (or I just couldn't be bothered to make up a decent reason) I just like the pairing okay!!XD

Bleach- Ichigo/Ishida: When I first started watching this show, I imediately rushed onto fanfiction expecting to find pages and pages of wonderful, juicy, yaoi filled stories and I get smacked in the face with only 13 pages (or something like that...) I was actually surprised because their paring sorta reminded me of Naruto/Sasuke, and I know there's millions of stories of that pairing...but anywho...yeah, this pairing just sorta clicked. I bet all their arguing is just sexual tension (grins evilly...)
Renji/Byakuya: Don't we all know that there's got to be some sort of relationship behind Renji's crazy ass eyebrows and Byakuya's mask of blankness...There's something going on there, they just don't want us yaoi fangirls to figure it out!! (eww!! I just called myself a fangirl...well there's no turning back now, might as well embrace it!!)
And last but not least, Shunsui/Ukitake!! This pairing has just recently grown on me and I've become quite fond of the pair...Lol! They're just soooo cute!! (Ugh...the fangirl-ness just keeps on growing...)

Final Fantasy VII- Cloud/Sephiroth: For the love of all that is good, YES!! I do mean in that order!! And while there may not be many fics out there (if any at all...)with this pairing in that order, I'll be glad to contribute...eventually
Cid/Vincent: I'll look for any excuse for Vincent to be the uke, and this pairing seems to fit the criteria without seeming completely crack-worthy!!XD


Most-hated characters:

Beyblade-Hillary, Mariah(pink-haired freak. Just can't get it through her thick skull-Ray doesn't want you!), Emily (Personally, I find her stupid), Daichi(does anyone else find him annoying?)

Dragonball Z- No-one really...NO WAIT! Chi-chi...How could I forget!!! DX

Naruto- Sakura (It's always the pink-haired ones...I mean, never in a million years would Sasuke go out with her. I actually prefer Karin to her...and that's saying something), Sasuke (I don't really really hate him but there's just something about him that makes me think "Bastard!!" in big bold letters..-shrugs shoulders- I dunno.)

Bleach - People may hate me for this but honest to god, I actually despise Ichigo...He pisses me of to the point where it is detrimental to my health. Seriously.
Aizen - His damn smirk annoys me to no end.
Soi Fon - She's so rude! Why don't she go die in a hole or something? I'm sure no one will miss her...

Fullmetal Alchemist- Again...no-one

Digimon: Sora (She may not have pink hair but she still irritates me in her own little way.)

Sonic the Hedgehog: Amy (again with the pink!), Cream (Need I explain...I think it's just her voice that irritates me)

Static Shock: Daisy (There's just something about her that irks me)

Kingdom Hearts: There's no one I can think of...Oh wait! What's his face?! Xemnas! That guy is soooo annoying!! And is it just me or does he look like he always wants to cry?

Tekken - Still playing Tekken 6 to this day and I have to say Leo is my fave character. Yeah, I know there's this contreversy over whether she's a boy or a girl (see what I did there?...) but I believe that Leo is female. For a number of legit reasons, but I would probably waste your time if I actually wrote them down.

Now, I don't know why I decided to do this...It was probably because of an incident I had with my friend the other day...Coming to think of it, she has seemed quite moody lately...oh well:

-If you find, MySpace, Bebo and/or Facebook etc. just annoying fads that are planning to take over the internet (or the world), please copy and paste this into your profile (I know I refuse to get any of these just to spite my friends..quite funny actually)

-If you really hate people who constantly stereotype and label people according to their attire, please copy and paste this into your profile (I know I always get called an emo because my hair is natuarally black and I listen to rock music...bloody hell that's annoying!)

- If you honestly don't care about what other people think about you and are proud to be different, please copy and paste this into your profile (We were all sheep at one point...but now I 'm proud to call myself a horse)

-If you can't stand rasicts, homophobes, sexists etc. please copy and paste this into your profile (I know I can't stand them...they're basically saying: "You can't love another man/ woman" Why? "Because I said so" WTF?!)

- If you highly dissaprove of smoking cigarettes, drugs, underaged-sex etc. please copy and paste this into your profile (I know that sort of came out of no-where, but I'm sure you could've seen that coming)

If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

Most people would be offeneded if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people who answer "Where to begin?"

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. (or Geek)

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If If you have ever run into a door, or a tree, or anything else that you could have easily avoided but decided not to, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, EmmettCullenFan, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001, HeartOfAgony,sorceress-of-faith, Ribbon-chan03, Winged Gorganzola, GaaraxNejixIsHot, Syringecupcake, Cuz.NejiistheUltimateXD

'Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...'

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

98 percent of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

6 Truths of Life

1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue

2.All idiots after reading this will try it

3. The first truth is a lie.

4.You are now laughing at your own stupididty

5. you will put this on your profile

6. you still have a stupid smile on your face

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have MSN or Myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) You were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Now you are thinking, "I have to put this on my profile!"

13.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

Great minds can read this!
This is weird, but interesting! If you can raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.
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Paste this to your profile if you can read this!


And this is the part where I put down all the quotes that I have come across throughout my life which I have either found somewhat amusing, extremely sad or just plain memorable:

“Procrastinators unite... Tomorrow.”

“Men cry not for themselves, but for their comrades.” - Crisis Core

"Always tell the truth; then you don't have to remember anything."

“You can't spell slaughter without laughter.”

“The ability to get up after a defeat is greater than the power to never lose.”

"The time for flying is now past. Our battlefield is now beneath the earth... The gate to tomorrow is not the light of heaven, but the darkness of the depths of the earth."
-Vincent Valentine

“Some people are like slinkies. Not really good for anything; but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.”

“I died of boredom once. I came back to life when I realized that being dead sucks too.”

“Ultimate Fact of Life:
If you sink thy foot into a calm clear river, wet it becomes.”

"A scattered dream that's like a far-off memory. A far-off memory that's like a scattered dream. I want to line the pieces up... yours and mine." -Sora (Beginning of KHII)

“To the endless dust
A sea of the fallen idealists
Whos bodies stain with steel and blood
Where banners have fallen to the depths of nothingness
Lies the echoes of the screaming silence
To be behooved by the cries of thunder
Under a blanketing obsidian sky
Is the price of freedom.”

“I sat back looking at the stars and began to think.. where the HECK is my roof?!”

"Those wings... I want them too." - Zack Fair (FF VII:Crisis Core)


http://naruto-arena.com/

For those who don't know, Naruto-arena is like some online multiplayer game where you can complete missions and engage in online realtime battles. It's really cool!! I'd advise it for all Naru-tards out there!!XD And for anyone who does have a Naruto-Arena account, be sure to add me!! (what a cheap way to gain friends!!) My username is: Darkincarnation
I would of just put my player card, but for some reason it won't seem to come up...oh well

http://www.naruto-arena.com/profile/darkincarnation/ This is my profile page...(be sure to visit wink wink)

Anyway, that's about it really...my life isn't that interesting -sigh- I'm so sad.

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Bone of Contention by tamagopants reviews
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The Loss Of One To Gain Another by The Moonlight's Marionette reviews
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Kittens by sephcounttheways reviews
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Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 91,118 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Why It Wouldn't Work by Getemono reviews
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On The Brightside by Wasabi-san reviews
Love comes in some really strange ways. At least, it seems like that for Ron. - RONxDRACO Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 66,793 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
On Silver Wings by roelani reviews
After the events following the geostigma incident, Cloud finds a ray of hope when Zack is brought back by the planet. Together, they hope to right some old wrongs. Cloud/Sephiroth, slightly AU, very WiP.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,072 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Reverse by Quagga reviews
The Cetra want to change the past, and Sephiroth’s punishment is to be the one that changes it for them. AU. Cloud/Sephiroth, Zack/Aerith.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 115,264 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Sephiroth, Cloud S.
Under an Illusion by kurama21 reviews
Yaoi. AltairxOC. Rated M for a reason. The first time I had truly seen his face was after he had killed. Never once in my life did I feel the need to dominate someone so much as I did at that moment.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,152 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 12/10/2009
SasuSui Oneshot Again by Kiyoko Usagi reviews
Sasuke is jealous of Juugo and Suigetsu's friendship, he then gets his dirty revenge : Smut. m/m Bondage. Flame and I'll laugh and tell you you have no life XD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,376 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H.
Lessons in Love by Dior Crystal reviews
Got a love problem? Ask Ulquiorra! That's exactly what Grimmjow does. Or rather, threatens him. He gives Ulquiorra a choice: help him or be humiliated. So what's it gonna be? Yaoi. GrimmUlqui. AU. Set in high school.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,340 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Guten Tag, America! by CornCob reviews
Zack and Cloud had the easy life until two Foriegn Exchange Students showed up and turned their lives upside down. Seph and Leon are fresh from Germany, poor Leon doesn't speak any english, and Seph isn't exactly feeling generous. LeonCloud ZackSeph
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Assassins Fail by Morcianhero reviews
Altair misses the haystack...Ezio tries to poison a brute...and more
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 12/19/2009
I'm Gonna Be A WHAT? by HokageAkamaru reviews
On one, fateful Valentines Day night, Pit sows the seed of he and his lover's relationship... Literally. MPREG PitXLink IkeXLink MarthXRoy For Midnight
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Know When To Give Up by Alex Damien reviews
Sephiroth tries to battle Cecil, but things get out of hand way too fast. Perhaps he should just keep bullying Cloud? Silly crack.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Sephiroth, Cecil H. - Complete
The Bottle Game by Alex Damien reviews
Stuck together in a ruined store, Firion, Tidus and Cecil end up playing one of the worst games known to men. Crack. This makes NO SENSE.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Cecil H., Firion - Complete
Can I hold your hand? by Key2Freedom reviews
Too much has happened in Sai's life, will he manage through the changes? The plan to get Sai and Sasuke to hate each other has just begun. Will they find a way back together?rated:M
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,846 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Sai, Sasuke U.
One Cold Autumn Day in a Universe Far, Far Away by ravens rising reviews
In which Shunsui is love struck, and nobody can resist Ukitake's eyes. Alternate Universe, Shunsui/Ukitake.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 9/17/2009 - J. Ukitake, Shunsui K.
Confessions of an All American Blonde by annoying talking animal reviews
It was just an ordinary day with the Bladebreakers when the author realized that no day with the bladebreakers is ordinary. Max spills all. No pairings, no OCs, just good old fashioned "comedy". BUT THERE'S MORE! What's this? An UPDATE? 3 years too late?
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,340 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Max T./Max M.
Cute by KatakanionINACTIVE reviews
I'm hungry." "What do you want to eat?" "...You." "So cute." Shunsui x Jyuushirou, Kyouraku x Ukitake w/e you want to call it
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Shunsui K., J. Ukitake - Complete
Star Gazers by SydnieWren reviews
Shunsui and Jyuushirou encounter beautiful things during their academy days: spring evenings, starry nights, first times. And it's only the beginning. ShunxJyuu.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,741 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/9/2009 - J. Ukitake, Shunsui K. - Complete
Heat Stroke by Medicinal Biscuit reviews
AU. CRACK. And from the Walmart parking lot across the street, Nartuo and Sasuke watched with dismay as the coffee cup man flailed his limbs under the dead weight of his unconscious coworker. T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Suigetsu H. - Complete
Pureblood pregnancies by SaturnMax reviews
Harry finds out that Pureblood males are able to get pregnant. HP/DM. Was a oneshot now a full story. Rating gone up!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,245 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Why by gungnirburst reviews
Cecil has a surprising encounter with a desperate Kain in a forest. [Kain/Cecil.]
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,870 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/4/2009 - [Kain, Cecil] - Complete
Confrontations by lying mongoose reviews
Is he still watching?" ... Hotstreak has developed an interest in Richie intense enough to be scary. Something bad is bound to happen. HotGear.
Static Shock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,585 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Complete
Shatter by The Moonlight's Marionette reviews
Warning! Lemon! Renji just wants to see Byakuya flustered. Is that too much to ask?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,436 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Fire and Water by moonbeard reviews
What do you get when you mix fire and water? Steam of course. WARNING: THERE IS YAOI! don't like don't read. SasukeXSuigetsu Disclaimer: I don't own anything. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,523 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Captivated by Dior Crystal reviews
Ulquiorra has left Aizen's army and Ichigo has been assigned to watch over him. Can Ichigo cope with watching over the ever curious, beautiful arrancar? IchiUlqui. Fluff. Yaoi.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Ichigo K., Ulquiorra - Complete
Goodbye, So long, Nice try, I'm gone by Chobi-Xianghua reviews
Just some SasuSai smut. Uke Sai and Seme Sasuke. Duh XD Anyway R&R please! LoVe YoU aLl! LEMON!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,357 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Sai, Sasuke U. - Complete
Touchy by UniqueWolfLover reviews
A fun and almost plotless IchiIshi story. Ichigo grabbed what now! Yaoi. M/M Read at your own fluffy and yaoiliscious risk.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,577 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Ichigo K., Uryuu I. - Complete
Why Sephiroth really went insane by Jeneshisu Rapusodosu reviews
You didn't really think Sephiroth went insane because he found out about Jenova right? This is the story's that lead up to his break down. Based in Crisis core time line. Warning: Characters are ooc.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,188 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Sephiroth
Cold, But Not Dead by Counterfeit God reviews
What if Vincent Valentine was never a Turk, but a SOLDIER? And what if it was not Lucrecia who saved Vincent from the mess Hojo made him, but Sephiroth? AU. Sephiroth/Vincent Valentine. Eventual SLASH/YAOI. Set during CC.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 61 - Words: 261,697 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Sephiroth, Vincent V.
Liar's Place by Racing the Sunrise reviews
Naruto will do anything for his Father and Brother, even kill... rated for gore/bloodshed
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,864 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Naruto U., Neji H.
Overview by KillerSockz reviews
NejiNaru. Neji keeps track of his complicated life. REWRITTEN
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,204 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Naruto U., Neji H. - Complete
Test of Friendship, Faith and Love by NejiKikyoAnimeRose reviews
Oneshot. Sakura is being stubborn and Sasuke is handicapt. Naruto is hurt and Neji is angry. Mainly NaruNeji, but if anyone wishes to, they can choose to recognize implications of other pairings in there. Review, please. Btw, the title is crap.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,859 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Neji H., Naruto U. - Complete
Ears by xpancake reviews
Ike has a fascination with Link's ears. Link has no idea what to think of it.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Link, Ike - Complete
Whatever You Want by nehalenia reviews
One night, Uryuu tells Ichigo he'll do whatever Ichigo wants, and Ichigo takes full and complete advantage! Ichigo/Ishida yaoi!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,850 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Ichigo K., Uryuu I. - Complete
Ishida Dreams by nehalenia reviews
Ichigo Kurosaki keeps having strange dreams about Ishida. Yeah, *those* kind of dreams. But that doesn't mean he really wants to do those things to Ishida, right? Or does it? Or... what if he already is?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,500 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Ichigo K., Uryuu I. - Complete
The Way to a Man's Heart by Thorn In Your Side reviews
Sasuke wants Suigetsu. Maybe it wasn't so smart to ask Karin for advice...OOCness ahoy! Rated for Tenku and Hina's tongues.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
I'm not fat, I'm pregnant! by Hatake Itachi reviews
Leader decides he needs more loyal subordinates he asks his number one to mate but all best laid plans get tampered with as Itachi has ideas of his own. When Akatsuki begins to suffer Itachis changes they contract outside help. Crackfic MalePreg KakaxIta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,418 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Kakashi H., Itachi U.
Courting The Storm by jessara40k reviews
In a world where people are all too often owned Hojo sends his prize castrato to make contact with the one band who have always owned their manager, rather than being owned by him. uke and virgin Sephiroth
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,365 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Sephiroth, Cloud S. - Complete
Divination by Aluminum by Page of Cups reviews
Cloud is bound and determined even if it kills him. Riku thinks he's an idiot and he's not the only one. T for language. CloudxRiku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Riku, Cloud S. - Complete
An Alchemist in a Fence by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Christmas does strange things to Roy Mustang's brain. Edward finds this hilarious. Riza is not amused at all.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Mail Attraction by FruchiSeka reviews
Axel wasn't one for mornings. Or paper-rounds either. Heck, he wasn't one for anything. Yet Axel finds he is willing to adjust when he sees a 'hot dude' through a door.Riku sure wasn't expecting what hit him when he picked up his paper that morning.AxR AU
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,161 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Axel, Riku
Dirty Friendships by one-regret-103 reviews
Sasuke and Neji get sent on a mission... Together. Will a friendship bloom from hatred, or will the animosity grow? NejiSasu friendship! For kuzon234ray, for being that amazing person they are!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Sasuke U., Neji H. - Complete
Hush by youkai chick supreme reviews
Promises are sacred, then again so are mid-afternoon trysts with best friends. So tell me Sora, which one of our hearts will you break, hers or mine? SoRi implied SoKai
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Riku, Sora - Complete
The Fairest of All? by LuckyLadybug reviews
Sephiroth and Cloud listen to a twisted fairy tale involving the YRP pixies, a search for a missing friend, and the wicked Queen from Snow White enraged because Sephiroth is prettier than she. Not to mention a very familiar Rapunzel.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,339 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Sephiroth, Cloud S. - Complete
Different by DawnieDeuce2891 reviews
Neji and Naruto are hanging out at Ichiraku's Ramen Shop, but Neji's feeling down today and Naruto wants to make him feel better. NejixNaru 1Shot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Naruto U., Neji H. - Complete
It's All Relative by CornCob reviews
AU. Highschool Fic. Tseng and Zack are half brothers, and Zack is crushing on Tseng's bestfriend. What is a man to do? Eventual SephZack main pairing, TsengRufus minor. A few characters from KH.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,019 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Sephiroth, Zack F. - Complete
Dysfunctionally Yours by Morte Lise reviews
AU. You all know the story. Lucky Sakura lands the lead role with longtime crush Sasuke in their school play, Romeo and Juliet. But wait...why does this Romeo seem more interested in his Mercutio than his Juliet?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,724 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/30/2007 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Neji H., Sasuke U.
Misconceptions by Onyrica reviews
Because sometimes we pretend to be who we simply aren't. Because sometimes it's worth it to let the tide wash you away. [AU. Yaoi. LeonRiku , CloudSephiroth ]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,771 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/7/2007 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Riku, Leon/Squall L.
To Hold by DarkShinRa reviews
Zack's thoughts on a friend he would never want to lose. One sided ZackSephiroth
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Zack F., Sephiroth - Complete
A Bad Segue by Quagga reviews
Mindful of his upcoming date with Sakura, Lee decides that Neji must help him “train”. What ensues is a bad parody and the beginning of Neji’s blossoming into manhood.NejiLee.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,849 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Neji H., Lee R. - Complete
What they deserve by whee XD reviews
In a hospital, all Neji knows is 'Naruto'. [NejiNaruNeji and onesided SasuNeji]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Neji H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Ingredients to Writing a Fanfiction by shaman3 reviews
COMPLETE But fanfics are fanfics..... They will be loved. They will be cherished. And now, for the first time, they will be made fun of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,141 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Stop Light by BanditPonyta reviews
A lighthearted story about Matt being hit by a van. No, I'm not crazy. I can't believe I wrote another part to this. LOL
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,906 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 9/30/2005 - Yamato I./Matt, Taichi Y./Tai K. - Complete
Chosen by jessara40k reviews
CloudxSephiroth What happened to bring Sephiroth back as Cloud's lover and why has he avoided his friends for so long. Post Advent Children. ONESHOT
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,169 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
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The Art of Conversation reviews
Cloud was never really much of a talker. But then along came Sephiroth and Cloud seemed up for anything now. Pairings: Cloud/Sephiroth --and possibly others that I have yet to verify-- FULL SUMMARY INSIDE!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,338 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Going through changes reviews
AU-Everything was going fine; for the most part. That was, before Naruto walked in anyway. Pairings: Sasuke/Neji, Naruto/Neji eventually...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,700 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/17/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Neji H., Naruto U.