Tsuiyo Theta
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Joined 02-27-08, id: 1511136, Profile Updated: 09-20-10
Author has written 11 stories for Sonic the Hedgehog, Metroid, F-Zero, Guilty Gear, Death Note, and Justice League.


I have some tragic news for anyone who cares. You probably know about my bad luck with flash drives, right? Well, just a few weeks ago it got corrupted and EVERYTHING on it was completely erased. That includes my pictures, my games and my stories. Meaning: I'll have to start A Rose that Blooms in Adversity over from scratch. Meaning: it may be a while before you see an update. Sorry...

If you fell for this please put it in your profile, I fell for it too:

You know you live in 2010 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

I stole this from cloveria1215. I can remember those days...

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.


Birth Date??/??/??

Gender: Male


Likes: Writing, drawing anthropomorphs, JPop, Flames, the cannibal Cinnamon Toast Crunch Squares, Happy Bunny (even though it's for girls, she's a jerk, jackass, asshole and a douchbag, which is why she's so funny)

ABSOLUTELY LOVES!!: Electronics, reading, Making Flames, video games, Super Mario Bros. Z (Alvin Earthworm is a GENIUS!!), the angry Gamefly commercials, the Gamestop Bunny (especially the one with the lava)

Dislikes: Talking about things I don't care about, spammers, rap/hip-hop, congratulations (doesn't mean I don't like reviews), people that confuse Sonic and Shadow (they look NOTHING alike), people that confuse my fan character with Sonic (he's not even the same color, my character is Sapphire Blue and Sonic is Cobalt blue, totally different), that lady in the Palm-Pre commercial (I'm not sure what it is about her, she just ticks me off)

ABSOLUTELY HATES!!: Big the Cat, homosexuals (especially dudes), Charlotte from Making Fiends (I want to personally kill her and whoever did her voice), Shoujo Manga, Hentai, the acronym "OMG" (just say "Oh My God!" It has the exact same number of syllables, anyway), false Christians (really anyone that says they follow a religion, but do some of the exact opposite things that they are supposed to do), Emily Dickinson, people that can't take jokes, people that make everything into a joke

Favorite Quote(s): "The true mind can weather all lies and illusions without being lost. The true heart can touch the poison of hatred without being harmed. Since beginningless time, darkness thrives in the void, but always yields to purifying light." ~The Giant Lion-Turtle, Book 3, Chapter 19: The Old Masters

"Shadow, we have to work together on this one! There's no 'I' in team."
"Yeah? Well there's no 'u' in it either!" ~
Sonic and Shadow, Super Mario Bros. Z Episode 7: Adventures in the Pipe Maze

"I hate ecchi people!" ~Yami, To-LOVE-Ru

"I use to think I was a monster, and then I met you. I may look like a pile of rocks, but you--you're ugly." ~ The Thing to the Moleman

"If we don't stop 'em by today, we'll be extinct by tomorrow." ~ Wolverine, Wolverine and the X-Men

"It's not gonna hurt, it's just gonna kill ya." ~ Deadliest Catch

Favorite Cartoon(s): Wolverine and the X-Men, Avatar-The Last Airbender, Ironman: Armored Adventures, Invader Z.I.M.

Favorite TV Show(s): X-Play (1000 Episodes and counting! Excellent job Adam and Morgan!), iCarly (believe it or not)

Favorite Movie(s): Finding Nemo, G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra, Appleseed Ex Machina, Avatar

Favorite Song(s): Bring Me To Life, Requiem For a Dream, Never Too Late, Numb

Favorite Artists/Bands: Evanescence, Zebrahead, Three Day's Grace, Linkin Park

Favorite Anime(s): Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood (I wish Adam and Morgan would quit bad-mouthing them-FMA is awesome!), Death Note

Favorite Manga: The Prince of Tennis

Favorite Magazine(s): M.A.D., Shonen Jump

Favorite Games: 1) Super Smash Brothers Brawl, 2) Guilty Gear X2 #Reload, 3) Metroid Prime 2: Echoes

Favorite Characters: 1) Shadow the Hedgehog (Sonic Adventure 2), 2) Krystal (Star Fox: Adventures), 3) Gaara (Naruto), 4) Slayer (Guilty Gear), 5) Batman (Detective Comics #27), 6) Roy Mustang (Fullmetal Alchemist), 7) Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean)

Favorite Super Smash Brothers Melee/Brawl Characters: 1) Marth (Fire Emblem), 2) Zelda/Sheik (Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time), 3) Link (Legend of Zelda), 4) Captain Falcon (F-Zero)

Favorite Pairing: Shadow+Rouge (not Knuxrouge or Sonadow-that's just sick...)

Favorite Villains: 1) Mephiles the Dark (Sonic the Hedgehog (2006)), 2) The Joker (Batman #1), 3) Crazy Hand (Super Smash Brothers Melee), 4) Deathborn (F-Zero: GX)

Favorite Sport(s): Golf and Tennis

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98 of teenagers of tried smoking pot. If your part of the 2 that hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it's uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts of at the others.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that your are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If Jesus Christ is your Lord and Savior,and you want everyone visits sees your profile to know, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Abortion is not a right!! Abortion kills hundreds of living, yet unborn babies every year!! If you're pro-life,copy and paste this into your profile! There is only one time abortion is acceptable, and that is when the mother's life is in danger. Other than that, no.

If you get creeped out whenever you read a Sonadow yaoi, but continue to read them anyway even though you know homosexuality is wrong, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World,'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', Zwergschnauzer, dablackfox101, mushroomcloudslooklikebroccoli, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Wolf Pyralis, Rabid Rabbit's Rampage, BloodySalvation, Sonicalia, metal.lamp-silvertongue, Kaity Chameleon,WeaselChick, The All Real Numbers Symbol, Tsuiyo Theta,

If you know our society is moving in the wrong direction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this in to your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, -xIxHEARTxEDWARDx-, sakurabloom1124, AzarathianWarrior, Wolfofdoom, guard of the twilight, Ultima the God, Aretsukusu, Tsuiyo Theta,

If you have ever ran into a door copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet copy and past this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever pushed a door that said pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current situation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this into your profile

If you KNOW the voice in your head is real, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you love copy thingies, copy this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile.

If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "cookie", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Guard of the twilight, Ultima the God, Aretsukusu, Tsuiyo Theta

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the frickin leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy & Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever yelled at your television because a character or someone you don't like was on, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a dream involving a fictional character and another fictional character copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile.

If you absolutely positively COMPLETELY HATE Hannah Montana, copy this into your profile. (She's a bipolar neurotic!)

If you have ever clapped your hands together, or drawn an alchemy circle and tried to preform alchemy, copy and paste this in your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Daisy has the absolutely most annoying voice in the Mario series, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Big the Cat completely ruins the Sonic series, even when he is just in cameos, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Mephiles the Dark is the greatest villain in the Sonic series, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you agree the Super Smash Brothers (Melee and/or Brawl) are the the best games ever to come out on the Gamecube and Wii, respectively, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you agree the original Super Smash Brothers sucked because it was way before its time, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the newer characters in the Sonic series make the older characters look like imbeciles, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Sony is OUT OF THEIR MIND if they are even thinking about a "PS4", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get a warm fuzzy feeling inside whenever someone says exactly what your thinking in these copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile.

-Stolen from Aretsukusu who stole it from JackAttack555-

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (As night follows day . . .)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."(Wow. That's really helpful)

On a Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions:"Put on fork and eat."(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

Stories List

Current Stories:

God From the Devil's Machine This story chronicles the events of my character, Tsuiyo in his journey to realize his destiny of being the next AvohkiiMaster. It'll be under the category of "Super Smash Bros.", since it contains elements of just about every Nintendo series. Ex. The Big Blue stage of F-Zero games, Corneria (the main city in the Star Fox series), the Falchion Blade (Marth's sword), e.t.c.

The characters in this story are Sapients and they always will be.

But hey, this isn't just my story. Let me let you in on a little secret...looks left looks right (whispers) I'm working on it with someone else!

random gasps

That's right! Here's the link to it (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4992840/1/Novaus_The_Beginning) His name is...nevermind that. We're both writing the story for our own characters. His is a bit crazier than mine, though. Anyway, somewhere along the line, our two characters will meet and...we'll see how it goes from there.

Because frankly, we have no idea ourselves. Here's the link again (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4992840/1/Novaus_The_Beginning).

Metroid Prime: Poeticized Just three poems from the Chozo, Space Pirates, and Samus right before Metroid Prime.

F-Zero GX: As told by Zurashii Theta I just wrote this when I found out that there were only eleven F-Zero stories on this entire network. It's basically my own retelling of the F-Zero GX story.

I've Had Enough I...I just...don't know...I don't know why I'm putting this story back on here. I'm disturbed by what my mind was able to cook up. But...I'm also very proud of this story, since it is my best written story. I finished it yesterday (Monday March 30, 2009) while listening to themes from Brawl, specifically ones that were remixed from the main theme. I thought I was finished with this, but...

The theme of this story is Shadow the Hedgehog's Requiem For a Dream and the Nightlight remix of Dreams of an Absolution.

A Rose That Blooms In Adversity Based on Cut, by Warped Violet Roses. It will be almost exactly the same as hers in the beginning, but it will change in time. There will be a completely different plotline. Well, moderately different.

Yes, I did name it after a line from one of my favorite Disney movies, Mulan. So sue me.

You've Done Enough I can't believe how popular I've Had Enough was. I've decide that I will post the sequel.

In this story, Epsilon goes ahead with his master plan to remake Earth in his image-one of pure darkness and evil. Oooooooooh...

In the Shadow of Death An interesting take on what would happen if Shadow got a Death Note. There's more to his plan than meets the eye...

Justice For Those Who Sin A crossover with Guilty Gear and the Justice League. I wanted to do a Guilty Gear story, but I couldn't come up with any ideas and then this popped into my head while I was sleeping.

Future Stories:

Metroid Prime 2 Echoes: Poeticized Due to the ongoing popularity of that first set of poems, i've decided to create some poems from the second Prime, in the voice of the Luminoth, the Federation and the Space Pirates. Maybe Samus again, if I feel like it.

In the Bleached Shadow My sequel to In the Shadow of Death. Yes, I'm not even done with In the Shadow of Death and I'm already thinking about a sequel. This one will have Shinigami, but it will not be the Shinigami of Death Note...


Favorite Relatioships

This is the "coupling" I agree with the most. Mostly because of Maria Robotnik but also because since Shadow is my favorite character, he sould be paired with the "sexiest" character, right?

This is my second favorite.

In my opinion, this is the variable relationship. IF Amy is acting like she has some sense in the situation, then yes, she should be with Sonic. If not, then no.

Least Favorite Relationships

It just makes my skin crawl.

This makes absolutely no sense to me. So what if Amy helped Shadow to remember Maria's true wish? Whoop-de-frickin'-doo. It saved the Earth, all well and good. But it doesn't mean they should be lovers at all.

Last I checked, Sega does not create pedophiles.


Fancharacters: This a difficult section to work with, since I have two seperate stories going on here. One is clearly more important to me.

Rise of the Kyuusais

Zenith Theta the Hedgehog
Age: ??
Gender: Male
Species: Sapient
Race: Hedgehog

Zenith is a sapphire blue hedgehog that hails from another galaxy. His main power is electricity, which is accurately displayed by his lightning shaped spines. He utilizes the Gravitational Shoes (Grav Shoes for short) to acheive great athletic and agile feats. He could use the Grav Shoes to amplify his own speeds, but chooses not to. Zenith can overreact at times, mainly because his girlfriend, Iota Kappa the Cat, is blind. He can be very overprotective of her, even though she can take care of herself quite well.

Iota Kappa the Cat
Age: 19
Gender: Female
Species: Sapient
Race: Cat

Iota is multicolored cat that hails from another galaxy, although not the same one as Zenith's. Her main power is the strange and mysterious Ernegio (er NEE oh). She uses this unknown element to get around, since she is completely blind. She also has an amplified sence of touch and hearing. She sometimes loses her patience with Zenith, who is always trying to protect his "helpless" girlfriend.

Epsilon Theta (The Dark Master)
Age: ??
Gender: Male
Species: (Although he doesn't really have a species, he will be referenced as a Sapient)
Race: (Although he doesn't really have a race, he will be referenced as a Hedgehog)

Epsilon Theta is the pure dark form of Zenith. Zenith's evil dark side was ripped from him in a lab incident, creating Epsilon Theta. Because of this, Epsilon is really Zenith's "son", not his brother. Epsilon is a mass of dark energy in Zenith's shape. He can create an inexhaustable amount of the evil dark energy, which can shape into the form of projectiles and weapons. He does not have Zenith's electrical capabilities, though. His only facial features are his eyes, which also do not contain pupils or irises. He can express coherent thought as well and is quite intelligent.

God From the Devil's Machine

Tsuiyo Zenith Theta
Age: 16
Gender: Male
Species: Sapient
Race: Hedgehog
Power(s): Electricity, Gravity, Chaos

Tsuiyo Theta is a young, anthropomorphic hedgehog with the destiny of becoming the Master of Light. He's Sapphire Blue with spikes streaked red. He has deep blue eyes which turn crimson red under certain conditions. He wears a silver cloak (without a hood) with a belt that has an elaborately decorated scabbard. His weapon is the divine Falchion Blade, the Sword of light.

Negazene Ateht
Age: (Doesn't Exist Yet)
Gender: Male
Species: Sapient
Race: Hedgehog
Power(s): Electricity, Gravity, Dark

Negazene is exactly what his name would make you think he is, the negative form of Zenith. Negazene is capable of anything that Zenith can do. The only physical difference between Zenith and Negazene is the latter's distinct black rings around his eyes, silmilar to Silver's. His ultimate goal is to elimiminate Zenith and take his place as the "true" original.

Age: ??
Gender: Male
Species: Sapient
Race: Hedgehog
Power(s): Electricity, Dark, Necrophony

The deceased, skeletal form of Zenith brought back by the Dark Master's evil dark energy as a mere obstacle. Skelezene has no thoughts, emotions, or logical reasoning, only the basic rationing given to him by Epsilon. He ratains Zenith's electrical prowess and also has a measure of evil dark energy utilization from Epsilon. He has the ability to regenerate himself, much like a Dry Bones. Skelezene does not produce coherent thought and says little more than grunts, yells, and "Skkkkeeellllleeezeeeeeennnnne...".

Age: 2857
Gender: Male
Species: Guardian
Race: ??
Power(s): Chaos

A truly terrifying sight, P.H.E.E.R. has the ability to frighten even the true embodiment of evil dark energy, Epsilon Theta. Not much is known about his species, except that they are immortal. P.H.E.E.R. has a permenant, malicious smile on his face, accented with several razor-sharp teeth. His eyes are like those of a snakes and he six tentacles in the place of legs and uses these to hover, float, and fly. His powers are unknown accept for an ability to warp to anywhere he chooses. His mission: to eliminate all the evil on the planet, by any means necessary.

Despite his name being an acronym, P.H.E.E.R. is not an android.

Perpetual Z
Age: 6146
Gender: Male
Species: Guardian
Race: Android
Power(s): ??

The one hundred thirty-fifth oldest out of all the guardians, Perpetual Z (nicknamed "Z") is the Master Guardian's "right-hand-man". Noticing his abilities, the Master Guardian took him from regular guarding and installed him with a higher position. Being a stereotypical android, Z has little emotion outside of what the Master Guardian tells him to do. He is capable of intelligent thought and has an impressive arsenal of weapons at his disposal. P.H.E.E.R. and Z have a personal grudge against each other, though the origins of it are unknown.

Master Guardian
Age: 1,805,189,378
Gender: Male
Species: Angel
Race: ??
Power(s): Pure Light

Seemingly one of the most powerful beings in the omniverse. The Master Guardian rules the Guardian Universe with a metallic fist. According to legend, the Master Guardian was once an angel and was best friends with the now-called "Satan the Devil". When Satan defected, the Master Guardian did as well but took a different path. He started a colony of guardians to be assigned to different creatures across the omniverse. He takes his rule very seriously and sends disobedient guardians to his still-friend, Satan to be punished and demoted to demons.

I have more characters, but these are the only ones I feel like typing at the moment.

HEY!! You've made it to the bottom of my profile page!! Congratulations!!

I've currently experiencing a problem: Everyone is saying that they are weird. I remember when saying the you were weird was strange, but as time goes on more and more people are becoming comfortable with saying that they are weird. I don't know if this is good or bad. If everyone says that they are wierd, then no one will be. It's that simple.

Have you noticed how many weirdos there are on this site? Seriously. I mean, I'm one of them, but...EVERYONE ON THIS SITE HAS SOME AMOUNT OF CRAZYNESS IN THEM AND SOME HAVE MORE THAN OTHERS!! Is there not one Fanfictioneer that doesn't say how weird they are?? If they don't, then that means that they are the wierd ones and we are the normal ones!! But then that means that being wierd is normal and that being normal is wierd. Or strange. This place has more wierdos than an illegal F-Zero race. And since most of everyone on this site is weird, then all of you should take no offense to that. Right? cricket chirps

Personally, I like flames better than congragulatory reviews. A good review is nice every once and awhile, but if everyone is always congulating you, you never improve. If someone cusses you out, then you figure out what you are doing wrong.

I bid you good day, mortals.

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Shadow and Omega: Take A Road Trip by AGodofIrony reviews
The sequel to 'Shadow and Omega: Quest For A House,' Shadow and Omega are going on a road trip in their purple RV, along with a few friends. With Eggman angry at them for not being invited to their party, the two comrades will be in for a crazy ride...
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,200 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 1/26/2009 - E-123 Omega, Shadow
Novaus: Determination Op by Tsuike Novaus reviews
Brandon had a normal life, or at least, he thought he did, or maybe he really didn't. In a universe where limits are only defined by oneself, follow him as he begins his quest to be the hero... Note: The repeated NOVAUS is a separator for changing place.
Crossover - Misc. Anime/Manga & Misc. Games - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 54,519 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Complete
Broken: My Inner Demons by Tsuike Novaus reviews
The world has just begun to recover from a disaster humanity has caused. In the wake of the New Hero project, a mysterious being begins to destroy the planet. Who will put an end to the menace, and how?
Crossover - Misc. Anime/Manga & Misc. Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2009
Shadow and Omega: Quest For A House by AGodofIrony reviews
After Sonic claims to be better at having fun then Shadow, Shadow takes it as a challenge, and with Omega, plans to throw a party. Unfortunately they have no house and now, they're trying to get enough money for one. Will they be able to do so? Let's see.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,229 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Shadow, E-123 Omega - Complete
The Thirteen O'clock News by The All Real Numbers Symbol reviews
The Sonic gang gets jobs working on The Thirteen O'clock News! Sonic is the street reporter, Tails is the technician, Shadow works the desk, and more. Special thanks to godmario for letting me do this story. ON HIATUS
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,910 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Shadow, Sonic
Brotherhood by Ciel the Hedgehog reviews
Shadow the Hedgehog believes he can tackle any challange that comes his way. When he moves in with his chaotic brothers, he's about to find out just how wrong he is.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 67,646 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/30/2008 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Shadow, Rouge
Sonadow Story: Frisking In The Snow by Shadow-x-Play reviews
A small gathering of friends at a little ski resort, innocent enough right? That is until Sonic's mind begins to wonder about his dark rival: Shadow. As their relationships unravels, keeping it secret becomes trickier than they anticipated...
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,096 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Sonic, Shadow
A New Man by Spacebabie reviews
Luigi has been through a few changes, he's been turned into a Koopa, married and trying to adjust while Gadd, Mario, and the others try to help him change back. Meanwhile Larry has a few problems of his own and they involve the undead.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 118,010 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/4/2008 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Luigi, Koopalings - Complete
Because You Loved Me Even If I Didn't Want You To by KamirineGoddess reviews
Fin w add on! Amy is in love with Sonic, Shadow is relectantly in love with the same Hedgehog while Sonic has no idea. Tails in love with someone he can't have, Rouge is determined to get Knuckles, Knuckles is clueless as usual and Eggman is just...Eggman
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 111,863 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/29/2007 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Sonic, Shadow - Complete
The Knuckles Emerald Obsession Recovery Program by Ninstation X reviews
The Sonic Crew attempts to save Knuckles from his self-destructive Master Emerald worship. We attempt to get Knuckles through the Twelve Step program so Knuckles can get past this problem once and for all.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 54 - Words: 54,831 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Knuckles - Complete
Cold by DA Sly reviews
It's cold in the cooler. If you're alone that is. SonAmy goodness! R&R My Peeps! One Shot.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,545 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Amy, Sonic - Complete
Cut by Warped Violet Roses reviews
Life isn't going so well for Amy. Her emotions are at its peak. Can her friends help her through the troubles? Or will she fall? Summary Change COMPLETED 1 chapt deleted, chapter numbers don't line up it will be fixed. thinking about redoing the story
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 58,143 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/9/2004 - Published: 9/1/2004 - Sonic, Amy - Complete
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In The Shadow of Death reviews
What would happen if a certain hedgehog got his hands on a certain notebook? Rated T for multiple and merciless killings. May go up. REVIEW THE CRAZY STORY ALREADY!
Crossover - Sonic the Hedgehog & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,156 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Shadow, Ryuk
A Rose That Blooms in Adversity reviews
Amy's life has never been worse than this. It has happened just one too many times. Can her friends help repair her shattered heart or will it remain broken until the day she dies? Based on Warped Violet Roses' story, Cut. It will NOT be the same as hers
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 53,586 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Amy, Sonic
Metroid Prime 2 Echoes: Poeticized reviews
The stories of all the parties: The Space Federation soldiers, the Space Pirates, the Luminoth, and Samus told in poetry.
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2010
Guilty Poetry
I decided to make a series of poems, all based on the various themes from Guilty Gear X2 #Reload. Rated T for Eddie's and Testament's upcoming themes. IF YOU ARE READING THIS, YOU MUST SUBMIT A REVIEW!
Guilty Gear - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Published: 4/13/2010
Justice For Those Who Sin reviews
That Man" is on the move again, this time going against heroes from the DC universe! What could he be planning? Rated T for violence. You MUST review. It is not an option.
Crossover - Guilty Gear & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - That Man, Clark K./Kal-El/Superman
You've Done Enough reviews
Finally! My plan is in motion! This world will be reborn in my image-into one of pure darkness!" Sequel to "I've Had Enough", my most popular story. Rated M for creepiness and bludgeoning violence.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Sonic, Shadow
I've Had Enough reviews
And every night I will save your life, and every night I will be with you. Cause every night I will lay awake in my dream...of an absolution..." Rated M for rape, torture, and violence. COMPLETE, OVER AND DONE WITH! Even still, I still want reviews!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,371 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Sonic, Shadow - Complete
Rise of the Kyuusais 2: Emergence reviews
Sequel to Rise of the Kyuusais. As Sonic, Shadow, Silver, and Zenith band together, they begin to realize that their rivals may not be the main villains here... Even though this story has long since been discontinued, I feel like I have to finish it.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,257 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 5/6/2008
FZero GX: The Story as told by Tsuiyo reviews
The new Grand Prix is about to begin and everyone is reving their engines to go. Black Shadow cannot fail again or Deathborn will end his existence. How will this Grand Prix turn out? Based on F-Zero GX. DISCONTINUED for now
F-Zero - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/17/2009
Metroid Prime: Poeticized reviews
The Chozo's, the Space Pirates', and Samus' stories in poetry.
Metroid - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/12/2009 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Complete
Rise of The Kyuusais
It almost seems like a peaceful day for Sonic, Shadow, Silver, and Zenith and their "girlfriends". But that changes instantly as their rivals emerge and ruin their day. I know that people have been reading this story. One word, six letters: R-E-V-I-E-W!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,122 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Complete