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Hey peoples!! Not much to say bout myself. But I'm fun and spunky and apparently Alice Cullen according to this quiz!! I haven't wrote anything yet so... buh byes!!

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been recieved.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you draw Edward's face and hot bod all over your Advanced Placement United States History notes when you should be concentrating on the APUSH final the next day.Crazy is when you run into a pole and say as your excuse you were daydreaming about your fictionl boyfriend Edward. Crazy is screaming everytime you hear the name Edward because you think Jacob is 10 times better. HAHA! -laughs at Edward fangirls- --That's Crazy, too. Crazy is when you're not paying attention when the teacher is rambling and you think of something funny from the other day that you don't realize is funny til that moment and you burst into hysterical laughter and the entire class turns around and stares at you and you look the other way and pretend you don't notice. Crazy is when you star in your own movie and pretend to be an assassin... multiple times.If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

Fang: 2 avian 98 human 100 hott!

If you are obsessively, uncontrolably, in love with Fang, post this in your profile

If Faxness is one of your obsessions, post this in your profile.

If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing about Iggy, post this in your profile.

Olny 55 pepole otu fo 100 cna raed tihs. Cna yuo?

If people mistake you for a vampire (cough cough or you are one cough cough)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. (And cracks. And desks. And chairs. And loose floorboards. And door frames. And air. And...)(I'm worse than Bella, really.)

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think Fang is hot...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you feel bad for Jacob Black...copy and paste this on your profile. (I really feel sorry for him. He drew the short stick. He helped Bella while she was all scary and depressed and suicidal and then when Edward came back, she flocked to him like Jacob was the plague.)

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. (All the time.)

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile (See above)

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile (The teacher always said "Don't lean back in your chair". But Did I listen? NO.)

If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.

If you don’t dance to avoid injury to yourself and those around you, copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile. (Not down. Up.)

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile. (See above.)

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile. (I'm a dipstick)

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile (People that see me probably think I'm abused. I walk into doors like a normal person drinks water. It's like I'll die if I don't)

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the frick'n trix, copy and paste this into your profile. (Honestly! All he wants is a little bit of sugary cereal and/or yogurt-though the ceral is soooo much better.)

If you have ever been poked and made a noise resembling that of a constipated animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! (Been over this)

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile. (Run, Forrest, Run!)

If you truely believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile. (I'm a strong believer in True love and/or soul mates as sappy as it sounds.)

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. (I'm easily satisfied. Read my authors notes!)

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche Maximum-Twilight-Ride

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever wished with all your heart that you could give Roger a really BIG hug so he would stop angsting, copy this into your profile. (Roger is from RENT for those of you who aren't musical savvy.)

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, I'll have some stupid cliche Maximum-Twilight-Ride

If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile

Hey you! I know you're just dying to do this!!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

Love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

Down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

Blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time

But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

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You Really Wanna Know? by Miss Whoniverse reviews
No, you don't wanna know. Don't read this, whatever you do. It was Jessy - he made me do it. I swear.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Complete
Flightless Dawn by Flightgirl reviews
Angel is dead, Fang blames Max, and the flock is falling apart. None of them are the same. Things go even more downhill when they happen across the 'empty' Cullen house and meet certain vampires. Later, they meet a few more vampires with a bigger secret. On Hiatus :/
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,542 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Max
Maximum Ride, Runaway by TwilightGirl100195 reviews
What happens when you compine a very confused Max, a hot Fang, and the Cullen's? When Max has to leave the flock what will happen when she sends them to the Cullen's? Will they accept her back? Please read and REVIEW! Promise its good!
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,505 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Max
Maximum Twilight by Nikik reviews
Maximum ride and twilight crossover. fax. other pairings.t for safety.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,285 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Max, Fang
Maximum ride and Twilight crossover by goldenrose37 reviews
It's been over 2 years since Antartica & dreadful things have happened. But they hav finally decided to settle down. Now what would happen if they ran into a coven of vampires & pack of wolves. Something bad, but worse is waiting. Itex wasn't all destroye
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 34,953 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Max, Edward - Complete
My Miracle, My Angel by l'heure bleue reviews
My name is Bella Swan, and I'm pregnant. My fiancé is overprotective, and won't even let me walk up the stairs alone. So what could possibly go wrong? Mood swings, cravings and name games, to name a few. — WINNER of 4 Twilight Awards! WRITTEN BEFORE BD!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 100,422 - Reviews: 3546 - Favs: 2,745 - Follows: 824 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete