Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.
Manga+Music ... who really needs food anyway?
Sticks and Stones will break our bones but words will never hurt us ... unless they throw a dictionary at us ... that-that would hurt.
You are a Dramatic Uke!
You are a tortured soul, and your main activity in life is getting tortured. in fact, you probably wouldn't be happy without something to moan and whine about, which makes you a perfect match for the Sadistic Seme. You are willing to give your body and soul to your partner, putting yourself under their complete control in an effort to escape the pain of your tragic past, although you know deep down there is never an escape.
Most compatible with: Sadistic Seme
Least compatible with: Don't Fuck With Me Seme, Romantic Seme
You are an innocent Uke!
Cute and sweet, and most gentle of all uke, whips and chains are not for you - you just want someone to love you. You are often spotted in candy shops wearing furry kitty ears, where you are sure to be noticed by the Romantic Seme, whose protective instincts will kick in and will only want to take you home and love and protect you. And you, of course, will be more than happy to spend the rest of your life baking cookies for your seme.
Most compatible with: Romantic Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme
umm, hi? yeah anyway those were the results of my semeuke test, take it yourself and tell me what you get! im looking for a sadistic Seme!! though if you think about it it makes no sense, those two are like exact opposties ... i think im more like the innocent Uke just like for everyday stuff but when it comes to ... stuff -blush- im more like dramatic uke and i also want someone who'll be jealous and who doesnt mind me being jealous ... anywayz on with the profile.
Orientation: Homosexual and proud!!
Relationship: Singel DX but my heart belongs to Bill Kaulitz (avatar).
Occupation: uhh, highschool?
Religion: Atheist (dont think to badly of me)
Well i like long walks on the beach and ... jk jk, um, what to say, i like music, its my life, pretty much any kind is fine other than country, and some rap, though Alt. Rock is my fave. i live in the middle of nowhere with my friends, and i want to be an Author in the future as well as an Artist. When it comes down to it im a hopeless romantic and yet im physical incapable of writing happy fluffy things so most of my stories if not all will be dark romances. umm ... i absolutely adore cats, dogs are okay but cats are amazing ... i guess i'll go into thing like my likes and dislikes ...
i like alot of Manga, Vampire Knight, Naruto, Bleach, and D.gray-man are just some of my favorites. i like a lot of books aswell, Twilight, Maximum Ride, Warriors, and the Mortal instruments are my faves, as for movies, well Sweeney Todd is awesome, Lion King is my favorite Disney Classic, and i love the Pysch, Blood Ties, and Moonlight as far as TV shows go.
Dislikes, well i dislike alot of things, just a few of my strongest dislikes include Sasuke Uchiha, sorry any Sasuke fans out there and no offense but a lot of the people that like him are just girls that think hes hot and it doesnt matter to them what he does as long as hes hot, again, no offense. i hate it when people try to force their religion on me, i'm Atheist, and even though i dont go shouting at people 'GOD DOESNT EXiST' (except you Amaris but thats just cuz i love ya) they always start lecturing me on how religion is such a wonderful thing, and if i turn my back on god he'll turn his back on me and i'll go to hell, well guess what i DONT BELiEVE iN HELL! -cough- ahem, sorry about that, again no offense to religious people out there, as long as you're not trying to shove it down my throat, im totally fine with Religion.
Wow ... my dislike paragraph is alot longer than my like one ... -cough- anywayz, thats about all for now, peace out and remember Review = love!
Oh, and a quick note:
Please go to this fanfiction acount, read his stories, and report them, he is blatantly abusing this website, and hopefully with enough abuse reports on his stories they will be removed.
Okay, so normally i don't do this but i found this on a profile and i just felt the need to copy and paste, nowadays between the two sexs there seems to be a stereotype that all guys are douche bags that want nothing more than to stomp on the hopes and dreams of innocent girls, well when i was bisexual i was in love with a girl for about a year and a half before i realized that i was tired of watching here date other people and come to me as a shoulder to cry on, so i said fuck it and gave into a battle i'd been fighting for a while, suffice it to say im now fully gay and happier than ever, so read this!
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
if you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'i'm sorry'
if You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
Katt Williams Quotes, Warning Rated R
Now ladies don't be mad at me, i'm only callin' ya bitches cause i don't know your names individually.
You messed up my self esteem... Bitch it's called SELF ESTEEM! it's the esteem of ya Mutha Fuckin Self Bitch... How did i fuck up how YOU feel about YOU?
Don't give me that shit that weed's a drug. it ain't no motherfuckin' drug. i've done the research. it's just a plant. it grows like that. And if you just happen to set it on fire..tnere are some effects.
So what she/he keeps talking about you and hating on you. What do you think a hater's job is...to hate. if you have someone hating on you right now you better think of how to get five more people hating by Christmas. You need haters to make you stronger..without haters most people wouldn't try to become better. Just tell them bitch you just hate me because you can't be me.
Most people think white people can't dance. Truth is, white people be too fucked up to dance.
i done been shot, aint nuthin cool about it. Dont no bitches come out, dont no music start playin, no nothin. The damn thang was, i wasn't even a part of the fight. i was just outside the club chillin. 'aw, look at dese craaazy niggaaas. oh shit, one of them niggas got a gun...POW!! PiMP DOWN...PiMP DOWN!!
if a nigga drink Hennessy that all he drinks, you dont even have to ask it'll be Hennessy, thats what he drinks on monday, Wendseday, his birthday, Jesus birthday.
1) When a person in the elevator repeatedly pushes a button (such as "close" or "open") say, "Congratulations, you figured out that if you push the button 20 times, it works quicker"
2) When the elevator doors shut, assuringly say, "it's ok, they will open up again!"
3)Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
4) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
5) Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
6) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
7) Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
8) Stare, grinning, at another passenger for awhile, and then announce: "i've got new socks on!"
9) Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
10) Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
11) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
12) Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
13) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
14) Say "i wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
15) Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
16) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
17) Announce in a demonic voice: "i must find a more suitable host body."
18) walk in, put a briefcase on the floor, make ticking noises, walk out, turn around, and shouted to the people on board "iM SORRY! THEY MADE ME!!"
16 things to do at Walmart:
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTiON - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission impossible" theme.
11. in the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"
16. print out a sign reading 'do to a recent bout of theft security cameras have been installed in all bathrooms, if you have a problem with this new policy please contact customer service in which case a Walmart Employee will acommpany you into the stall' and tape it to the bathroom doors.
you know you live in 2009 when...
1.) you go to a party sit down and take myspace pics
2.) you haven't played solitare with real cards in years
3.) the reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screenname or MySpace
4.) you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of getting up and pushing the buttons on the T.V.
6.) your boss doesnt even have the ability to do your job
7.) as you read this list you keep nodding and smiling
8.) What?! Theres buttons on the T.V?! i WANNA SEE!
9.) as you read this list you keep thinking about sending it to your friends
10.) and you were to busy to notice number 5
11.) you just scrolled up to look at number five
12.) your laughing stupidly at yourself
13.) put this in your profile if you fell for this, and you know you did
sage words of wisdom and truth
He how laughs last thinks slowest
if two wrongs dont make a right, try three
1 out of every 4 people are insane, look at your 3 best friends if its not them its you
One day were going to look back at this and laugh nervously then change the subject
Were best friends you laugh, i laugh, you cry, i cry, you hurt, i hurt, you jump off a brigde, damn im gonna miss you dumbass
Apperently 1 in 5 people on this earth are chinnese there are five in my family its either my mom or dad, by older brother Collin, or my other brother Ho-chan-chu, i think its Collin.
Evening News is when they begin with "Good eveing" and you proceed to tell them why it isn't
i can only please one person a day, today is not your day, tommorrows not lookin to good either
pluto was declared not a planet on augest for being 'to small' and 'off its orbit' if your think pluto should be addmited into the hall of fame for being the first emo planet copy this into your profile.
(i started this one! copy and paste to keep my legacy alive!!)
dont fall in love its more painfull then its worth
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