Author has written 50 stories for Harry Potter, Love at Stake series, Fullmetal Alchemist, Death Note, Naruto, BioShock, Greek Mythology, Soul Eater, Alice in Wonderland, 2010, Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, Avatar: Last Airbender, Portal, Things They Carried, Tangled, Shakespeare, Hogan's Heroes, M*A*S*H, Doctor Who, Incredibles, Sherlock, Sherlock Holmes, Supernatural, Avengers, Radio Dramas, Firefly, Wicked, Assassin's Creed, Ironman, Twilight, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Torchwood, Frozen, and Castle.
Name: Rebecca, Becca, Lord Rebecca-sama
Age: I’m much older than I look; I keep being mistaken for a 16 year old.
Location: Chicago, IL
Gender: I appear to be lacking a penis, so either I'm female or wasn't circumcised properly.
Real Life Me: I freelance video edit, and in my spare time, I work at the Planetarium talking about the exploding balls of gas out in the void surrounding us.
Other Sites I Frequent: Tumblr, Youtube, Etsy Shop, Ao3
Avatar: Gamer Girl from Jaltoid's video (who is totally
Cosplays: Ai Enma (Hell Girl), Little Sister (Bioshock), Toph Bei Fong (Avatar: TLA), Magenta (Rocky Horror), The Man in the Tan Jacket and fem!Carlos the Scientist (Welcome to Night Vale), Lilo (Lilo & Stitch), Sam and Hipster!Sam Winchester (Supernatural) and Codex (The Guild).
Fav. Pairings (no where near complete):
-Jeremy/Aelita (Code Lyoko)
-Shigure/Akito (Fruits Basket)
-Kyo/Tohru (Fruits Basket)
-Ulrich/Yumi (Code Lyoko)
-David Hatter/Alice Hamilton (Alice, 2009)
-Flynn Rider/Rapunzel (Tangled)
-11th Doctor/River Song (Doctor Who)
-Rory Williams/Amy Pond (Doctor Who)
-Tony Stark/Pepper Potts (Iron Man)
-Richard Castle/Kate Beckett (Castle)
Gay (Guy/Guy) [top/bottom] (however I could care less about who tops)
-Roy Mustang/Edward Elric (FMA)
-Draco/Harry (Harry Potter)
-Envy/Edward Elric (FMA)
-Mello/Matt (Death Note)
-Light/L (Death Note)
-Robert Hogan/Peter Newkirk (Hogan's Heroes)
-Sherlock Holmes/John Watson (Sherlock)
-Captain Jack Harkness/Ianto Jones (Torchwood)
-Tony Stark/Bruce Banner (MCU)
-Tony Stark/Loki (MCU)
-Carlos/Cecil (Welcome to Night Vale)
-Dean Winchester/Castiel (Supernatural)
-Gabriel/Sam Winchester (Supernatural)
-Tony Stark/Dean Winchester (MCU/SPN)
-Gabriel/Dean Winchester (Supernatural)
-Tony Stark/Bucky Barnes (MCU)
-Wade Wilson/Peter Parker (Marvel)
-Cecil Palmer/Carlos (Welcome to Night Vale)
Fav. Manga: Fruits Basket, Death Note, Princess Resurrection, Fullmetal Alchemist, Othello (Yaoi), Azumanga Daioh, The Lost Boys (yaoi), MuShiShi, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, March Story, Love so Life, MPD Psycho
Fav. Anime: FullMetal Alchemist (both versions), Death Note, Hell Girl, Ouran High School Host Club, Hetalia-Axis Powers, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Baccano!, Nerima Daikon Brothers, Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt
Fav. Movies: Deadpool, Captain America: The Winter Soldier, Iron Man 3, Tropic Thunder, Guardians of the Galaxy, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Death at a Funeral (2007), The Little Mermaid, The Powerpuff Girls Movie, 10 Things I Hate About You, The Addams Family Movie, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, Vacation, and Vegas Vacation, Soapdish, Howl's Moving Castle, Galaxy Quest, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street, Coraline, Megamind, Tangled, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Best in Show, Little Shop of Horrors, Brave, Aladdin, Iron Man, Jurassic Park
Fav. TV Shows: Hogan's Heroes, M*A*S*H, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Bewitched, The Simpsons, Code Lyoko, Futurama, Better Off Ted, Torchwood, Life on Mars, Supernatural, Firefly, Bewitched, I Dream of Jeannie, Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog, Alice (2009), Castle, Gravity Falls
Fav. Radio Shows: Cabin Pressure, Welcome to Night Vale, Beyond Belief (Thrilling Adventure Hour), Good Omens
Fav. Bands/Artists: Imagine Dragons, My Chemical Romance, Panic! At The Disco, Good Charlotte, blink-182, Marianas Trench, Green Day, Fall Out Boy, Cobra Starship, The Hush Sound
Fav. Books: Good Omens (Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett), The Host (Stephenie Meyer), Wicked Lovely series (Melissa Marr), Taming of The Shrew (Shakespeare), The Murder of Bindy Mackenzie (Jaclyn Moriarty), Death Note: Another Note (Mello), L: Change the World (M), A Banquet for Hungry Ghosts (Ying Chang Compestine)
Fav. Video Games: Journey, Portal 2, Portal, Bioshock, Super Smash Bros 4, The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time and Wind Waker, Hatsune Miku: Project DIVA and Project Mirai, Minesweeper, LIMBO, Snood, LEGO Marvel Super Heroes, LEGO Jurassic World, Viridi
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep-- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
One way to figure out how things work: push all the buttons!
"Klink, your prisoners are waving at you," Burkhalter said. "Is this their day off?" -'The Adventure of the Löwenmähner Pension' by Seirra Sutherwinds
PUBLIC NOTICE: Due to recent budget cuts, the rising cost of electricity, gas and oil, plus the current state of the economy, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off. Have a nice day.
I used to hate it when aunts and grandmas, used to come up to me at weddings and pinch my cheeks and say "Your next" "Your next". Well, they stopped doing that crap when I started to do it to them at funerals.
I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
Someday my prince will come he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions.
You are NOT a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are made of the same decaying organic matter as everyone else.
Evil Minions: not always as useful as one would hope.
"You know, just once I would like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets." -The Brigadier (Doctor Who) [Robot]
"It wasn't a dark and stormy night. It should have been, but that's weather for you. For every mad scientist who's had a convenient thunderstorm just on the night his Great Work is finished and lying on the slab, there have been dozens who've sat around aimlessly under peaceful stars while Igor clocks up the overtime." -Good Omens
"Oh, good, my dog found the chainsaw." -Lilo (Lilo and Stitch)
"If there are shinigami stupid enough to drop their notebooks in our world, so there might as well be shinigami stupid enough to drop their eyes." –Mello [Narrator] (Death Note: Another Note)
"Bethany, by any chance does your cat eat jell-o?" -Clark (National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation)
"Why does grandma have a gun?" -Wedding Crashers
"I live in America, where if you don't speak Spanish, you'll starve." -Brad Williams
"Anyone who can only think of only one way to spell a word obviously lacks imagination." - Mark Twain
"A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the first word you thought of." - Burt Bacharach
"I want to clamp Michael's face in a George Forman grill." -Jim (The Office)
"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps." -Tiger Woods
"Lust, you have my heart on your sleeve. Literally, now I'm bleeding to death. Signed, Ed." -Uncle Yo
"He laminated a human being. We call that perverted, he's calls it limited edition." -Uncle Yo
"Well, I was on my way to this gay, gypsy bar mitzvah for the disabled, when I suddenly thought, 'Gosh, the Third Reich's a bit rubbish, I think I'll kill the fuhrer.' Who's with me?" -River Song (Doctor Who) [Let's Kill Hitler]
"No other race in the universe goes camping. Celebrate your uniqueness!" -Captain Jack Harkness (Torchwood) [Countrycide]
"Oh, that's gorgeous." "That's a poodle." "S'nice!" -Captain John Hart/Gwen Cooper (Torchwood) [Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang]
“We are not currently allowing Dummy out of the lab, Sir,” JARVIS replied. “He has found where Mr. Stark hid the fire extinguisher and we have been unable to take it away from him.” -JARVIS in 'Finding Heart' by TiffanyF
Never hide the bodies in the same place, your closet gets full after a while.
If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.
If it weren't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable.
I'm not short. I'm travel sized for your convenience.
Christianity: the belief that some cosmic Jewish zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
It's shiny and in video game rules, it's important.
Evil isn't very good at naming their followers.
An evil plot to destroy the world. Enjoy.
"Hi, I'm dead. What have you accomplished in life?"
Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
As I lay in my bed one night, and stare at the stars; I wonder...Where the heck is my ceiling?!
Ninja Ordinance 4: The academy students are not moving targets.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, cheese on toast
What would George Washington do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.
Enjoy the stories,