Benjamin Franklin Powers
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Joined 02-27-08, id: 1511506, Profile Updated: 04-01-08
Author has written 1 story for Naruto.

Greetings to the people who bothered to come here and check us out (no, not like that pervert)! This is Benjamin here, along with my parnter in crime Franklin!! -prances around scattering rose petals- YEAH!

Well anyway, sorry about not updating for a while... Some... difficulties arrived on the front doorstep one morning, and Benjamin here just so happened to walk out and greet it. So yes, new chapters for Nothing But Grapes shall be out shortly! -clenches fist- Please reveiw, it means so very much, even though you have probably heard that many times...

OKAY! Now off to type some more, we can't keep fans waiting! All three of them! YOOUUUTTHHHH!! -fades off into sunset-

Also, a disclaimer: We all know there is only one person who owns the lives of Naruto and the gang, but nobody would be stupid to claim that was them. Sad, I know, but last time I checked Kishimoto was a Japanese man, not an English fangirl. We also don't own Delia's, Starbucks, Mary Kate and Ashley, Melon Cucumber conditioner, Meatspin (song included), Zach Effron, Hello Kitty, Hot Cops, Ramen, Bagels... wait no, nevermind, AIM, Rome, Tom Cruise, Harvest Moon, The Used, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, UnicornPlanet, Life Savers, Pelican Hats, Pokemon cards, Neopets, Burritos, The Sims, Fabreeze, InuYasha, and... -continues mumbling random objects-

FRANKLIN HERE!! wait..we don't own Febreeze?? -runs away crying- MY DREAM..RUINED!! ..Rome? lol anywayz
I have come to state that we shall try to faster now, we just took a little break due to some..difficulties like Benjamin here already said. AND I PROMISE NOT TO SLACK OFF AND WRITE MOREE for I have been forcing all of the work on Benjamin, I'm sorry Benjamin. -drowns in tears- DRAMATIZATION

BENJAMIN IS BACK!! Well, sorry about the Febreeze TT.TT Anyways, YES!! I mean, NO! Wait, yeah you need to write more -pokes head- ahahaha that's okay though. RIGHT NOW I am about to write more :P I'll make you write alot tomorrow though... Mwahaha -cackles- Ha ha maybe we shouldn't be carrying conversations on our bio page?? XD oh wells. AND HOW!!

... We also don't own Runescape. Or Yu-Gi-Oh! for that matter. That is all.

OH! DEVIANTART ACCOUNTS!! Benjamin's-

Franklin's-

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This way to the stars by GodofContradiction reviews
*RE-VAMP* When it is dark enough, you can see the stars. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,945 - Reviews: 2469 - Favs: 1,672 - Follows: 1,588 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
What Happens In Vegas, Stays In Vegas by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
Katie, Angel, Bradley, and Colin visit the States, specifically Las Vegas, Nevada, for a little vacation together before they begin filming Merlin series 5. Crackish, impossible, and full of fluff and Brolin. .:. For my sister.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,543 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Magic of Deduction by TheShoelessOne reviews
John Watson spends seven years at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, where he meets the boy who will become the greatest man he'll ever know. Eventual John/Sherlock.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 65,395 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 2,355 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - John W. - Complete
A Soft Hum by darkalbino reviews
First kisses and familiar stories. Sasuke and Naruto do it best. Waffy awkward stuff for MadSanja, based on her art.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,743 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Maybe I'm Just Tired by darkalbino reviews
Drunk and breathy kisses and Sasuke's awkward as hell. SasuNaruSasu. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,812 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Saturday Morning by darkalbino reviews
Simple as that. Waffy drabble for michelerene.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Therapy by NavyBlueWings reviews
After four years, Tsunade has had enough of Sasuke and Naruto's fist fights. Ordering them to go to the best therapist in Konoha seems like a good idea. But what's this...? Dom and Sub? Sleepovers and kiss wars? What did they just sign up for? SasuNaru Le
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 179,093 - Reviews: 2609 - Favs: 3,623 - Follows: 1,060 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Pimpin' by darkalbino reviews
Because in case you didn't know, Sasuke and Naruto are MASTAH PIMPS. Crack for Skully, it's all crack, idk, it's one am.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Awake Forever by tsutsuji reviews
Kaworu makes Shinji nervous, only not in the usual way. yaoi
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Shinji I., Kaworu N. - Complete
The Dangers of Passing Notes by michelerene reviews
The note was rather simple and Naruto didn’t even turn to see what the words had done to Sasuke. Had he, perhaps he wouldn’t have been so caught off guard later on. NaruSasuNaru PWP For Jelp
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,005 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 46 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Life on the Blitz by finem reviews
RS Soracentric Sora has wanted to befriend Riku for years, but when they become teammates in High School Blitzball, Sora finds that gaining Riku’s friendship isn’t exactly simple, and life in High School can just be downright confusing…
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 230,012 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Boys by Casey V reviews
It's about growing up, mostly. Sometimes it's about love and sometimes it's about friendship. Sometimes it's about hockey. But sometimes it's about the difference between what's real and what's fake, between being a boy and being a man. Riku/Sora, Roxas
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 179,135 - Reviews: 1291 - Favs: 1,611 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Gorgeously Pointless by Gennerator reviews
Drabbles and ficlets and Gaara, Lee, and Sakura. GaaLeeSaku. Crack, angst, humor, and fluff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,392 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 2/2/2008
Mine by Jelp reviews
There are some things Sakura would not expect to come home to... SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,467 - Reviews: 1376 - Favs: 1,133 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Family Affair by Ladelle reviews
When Naruto's father and Sasuke's brother find romance, the two will stop at nothing to end it...even if it means falling for each other in the process. SasuNaruSasu MinaIta AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,131 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 41 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Misery Business by Ladelle reviews
By fluke or stroke of malice, Naruto wakes up in the future. He is unknowingly a key piece in a corporate struggle for power, and struggles to maintain his sexuality, especially with the corporate Mogul Uchiha wanting more than just his intelligence. EPIC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 176,498 - Reviews: 1947 - Favs: 1,656 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sasuke's Password by R. Liam reviews
If Sasuke was to register in an online forum, what could he have put as a password? [Oneshot] SasuNaru. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 46 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Eternal Rivalry by Koinu-chan reviews
Sasuke and Naruto are eternal rivals, they compete on EVERYTHING and ANYTHING. So when does the rivalry stop? [SasuNaru, AU]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Cheesy pick up lines by TIBryant reviews
For the life of me, I never thought hitting on Near with cheesy pick up lines that never work would have such an effect. Matt x Near oneshot
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Complete
The Great Debate by cutiechibi reviews
Because sometimes we just have to laugh at ourselves and our fandom. SasuNaruSasu, NaruSasuNaru, SasuNaru, NaruSasu, and bingo was his name o. Spoilers to manga chapter 307 and possible spoilers to Gravitation, X1999, and Sukisho. Crack fic, away!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/24/2006 - Complete
Chasing Naruto by AkaiTsume reviews
AU: College Years. Sasuke doesn't want to come to terms with his feelings, but when rivals appear, he has to take matters into his own hands...NaruSasu Shounenai, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 130,423 - Reviews: 2592 - Favs: 3,127 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Complete
Daddy Rooster Head by dragon dreams reviews
[AU] Orphan Naruto is sent to a private school through the generosity of DaddyRoosterHead! Definitely Sasunaru! Epilogue up! Thanks to all who reviewed!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,949 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 1,212 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 5/7/2005 - Published: 12/4/2004 - Complete
Living A Lie by Dhampir reviews
After Naruto's almost murdered, Sasuke decides to take him away from Konoha for three years... (Sasu-Naru) COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 117,477 - Reviews: 1050 - Favs: 1,367 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 4/20/2005 - Published: 1/16/2005 - Complete
Freaks Flock Together by Insomnia Productions reviews
A one-shot on a moment between Sasuke and Naruto, where some secrets are revealed and much banter is exchanged. SasuNaru. WAFF.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/12/2003 - Complete
Nothing but Grapes reviews
WARNING this story contains: SasuNaru, Zac Efron, ramen flavored gummy bears, strawberry scented shampoo, Gaara's purse, Emo McRomance, the capital of Malaysia, grocery stores, depressing poetry, words of youth, screenplays, tea parties, and more.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,533 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete