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Sacred Commandments of the Adeptus Astartes:

1.)Thou shalt not refer to the Adeptus Soritas as "Bolter Bitches," nor shalt thou go anywhere near our sisters during the time of the "Red Rage," lest thou wishes to be the first human to enter orbit without the aid of a shuttle.
2. Orks are not "cute."
3. Thou shalt not make jokes about the Imperial Guard's weapons.
4. Thou shalt not replace the Librarian's staff with a magic wand.
5. Thou shalt not tip the Terminators over during battle.
6. Thou shalt not do Spock impersonations around Eldar.
7. C-3P0 is not a Necron ambassador.
8. You shall not dare others to eat Squigs.
9. No, you cannot "take the Titan for a spin."
10. Thou shalt not use thy Multi-Meltas to light campfires. (In a similar manner, thou shalt not use the Terminator Captain's Chainfist to open tins of baked beans)
11. Thou shalt not bribe the Inquisitor to bring down Exterminatus on your ex-wife.
12. Thou shalt not refer to the Rhino transports as "pimp wagons," nor shalt thou use the phrase, "If the Rhino be rockin, don't come a knockin."
13. The Chapter Master is not a “drag”.
14. Thou shall not use Power Swords to cut your food.
15. Thou shall not ask a Sister if you might "donate some of your own Gene-Seed."
16. Thou shall not throw soap at Nurglings.
17. Thou shalt not put a "kick me" sign on the Golden Throne.
18. Thou shalt not refer to the Machine Spirit as "Cruise Control".
19. Thou shalt not stick a 'Honk if you think I'm sexy' sticker on the Sisters' Rhino.
20. Thou shalt not honk if thy sees a sticker saying 'Honk if you think I'm sexy' on a Sister's Rhino.
21. Thou shalt not unplug the Golden Throne just "for laughs".
22. Thou shalt not make the Emperor read your palms, or call upon him as "Miss Cleo".
23. Virus bombs are not fun in a box.
24. Shooting one of your own men who looks at you funny does not count as an "enemy casualty".
25. Thou shalt not clog the Lascannon tubes "just to see what happens".
26. Thou shalt not spread cooking oil in front of a Dreadnought.
27. Thou shalt not attempt to shake the Chaplain’s hand whilst wearing a Power Fist.
28. Putting sand inside the Terminators’ Armour is not "funny".
29. Thou shalt not refer to the Standard of Fortitude as a "walking stick"
30. Thou shalt not refer to the Bolt Pistol as a novelty cigarette lighter.
31. The Earthshaker Cannon is not a "hat stand" nor is the Sentinel a "standard lamp".
32. Thou shalt not use Land Raiders to "play chicken" with Imperial Guard Chimeras.
33. Thou shalt not put a "Purge me!" sign on the back of the Chaplain’s armour.
34. Thou shalt not compliment the Dark Eldar by calling them "kinky"
35. Thou shalt not let an Ork be the designated driver
36. Thou shalt not replace the holy unguents for the Machine Spirit with grain alcohol
37. Thou shalt not invite a Banshee to Karaoke
38. Thou shalt not replace the O2 units on the Commander’s Power Armour with laughing gas
39. Thou shalt not train a Hormogaunt to be a watchdog
40. Thou shalt not take "Old One Eye" out of context..."He's in my Artificer Armour he..he..duh!"
41. Thou shalt not call Dark Angels "hippie alter boys"
42. Thou shalt not taunt an Eldar "gee didn't these used to shoot further?"
43. Thou shalt not refer to the Golden Throne as "the nicest commode in the galaxy"
44. Thou shalt not attempt to offer a Carnifex a breath mint.
45. Thou shalt not throw a Warp Beast a dog biscuit.
46. Thou shalt not hope for mud wrestling during a Wych/ Sisters battle.
47. Thou shalt not ask a Warlock what he wears under his robe.
48. Thou shalt not tease an Inquisitor with "look Sir-Heretics!"
49. Thou shalt not play whack-a-mole with those little Jawa-wannabe Dark Angel thingies (tangent).
50.Thou shalt not wear oven mitts when issued a Plasma Gun.
51. Thou shalt not take the Rhino to procure monkish ale before filling out His Most Holy acquisitions forms.
52. Thou shalt not ask the Librarian if he has records concerning Uranus.
53. Thou shalt not refer to the flamer as a "novelty toaster"
54. Thou shalt not ask the Apothecary to guess what you have eaten by looking at your tongue.
55. Thou shalt not remove the motors from a Terminators' Armour during battle.
56. Thou shalt not point and laugh saying 'look somebody missed the toilet when battling Snotlings.
57. Thou shalt not break wind in the presence of the Emperor (unless properly addressed to do so)
58. Eldar helmets may not be use as hole-punches.
59. Thou shalt not refer to the daily rituals as "psychological warfare" nor shalt thou refer to the Index Astartes as "the book of grudges"
60. Thou shalt not say, "will someone please tell the Emperor to crap or get off the Throne"
61. Thou shalt not petition His Most Holy administration to make "Inquisition" an Olympic sport.
62. Thou shalt not instigate a "my Primarch could beat up your Primarch" debate.
63. Thou shalt not use heavy breathing and "I am your father" as a battle cry when wielding a Power Sword and entering an assault
64. Thou shalt not affect a Transylvanian accent around the Blood Angels.
65. No hair pulling when enjoying brotherly contests with the Space Wolves.
66. Duct-taping a Flamer to your Boltgun does not count as a Combi-weapon, and painting it pretty won't make it "Master Crafted"
67. Thou shalt not punt Grots for pleasure.
68. Thou shalt not shout "Thongs for the Thong God!" in front of the Dark Eldar lest thou wish to learn the true meaning of pain.
69. Thou shalt not debate the protective merits of purple spandex with the Dark Eldar.
70. Thou shalt not write theatre criticism and charge His Most Holy treasury to mail it to the Harlequin.
71. Power armour never makes a Sister look fat.
72. Thou shalt not laugh maniacally when flaming the non-believers.
73. Thou shalt not use Thunder Hammers to play croquet.
74. Thou shalt not start rounds of "you might be a C’tan if" while imbibing strong monkish ale.
75. Though shalt not refer to thine brethren, whom the Emperor has dictated be armed with an incendiary weapon, as a "Flamer" constantly. For this has been proven to lower morale and cause strife within His Most Holy showering facilities.
76. Thou shalt not affect an Austrian accent around the Necrons.
77. Thou shalt not ask Rough Riders if you can pet their ponies.
78. Thou shalt not stray from the Adeptus Mechanicus' directive towards ornamentation of Rhinos; specifically no aluminium sport rims, neon, extraneous exhaust pipes, or fuzzy dice.
79. Thou shall not attempt to challenge the Eldar to games of 'Counter-strike'.
80. Thou shall not, in any way, shape, or form, take the Land Speeder joyriding.
81. Remember; shining Lasguns in the Guards’ eyes is WRONG.
82. Thou shall not pretend to have been possessed by a Daemon.
83. Thou shall not call the sacred Plasma gunners of the Imperial Guard 'fizz busters'.
84. Yes, it will be noticed if you 'borrow' the Chapter Master's equipment.
85. Thou shall not use supported War Hounds to 'play ball' with Imperial Guard Sentinels.
86. It is NOT cool to feed Snotlings copious amounts of narcotics!
87. It is not "funny" to dress up as a Bloodletter and jump out in front of the Chapter Master.
88. Replacing a Brother's ammunition with blanks is not "funny"
89. Wiffle bats are not approved hand weapons.
90. Playing naughty movies in your Power Armour’s Autosensors is not sanctioned by the Adeptus Astartes.
91. Thou shalt not teleport into the Sisters showering facilities.
92. Thou shalt not taunt our revered Dreadnought brethren by tapping on their window and saying "anyone in there?"
93. Thou shalt not commandeer Drop Pods to go for pizza.
94. Thou shalt not refer to the Emperor’s Champion as "that brown-noser"
95. Nuking from orbit is not doctrinally feasible for removal of annoying insects-unless they be Tyranids.
96. Thou shalt not tickle the Fallen to press for confession and redemption.
97. Thou shalt not follow a Librarian around thinking, "Can you hear me now", repetitively in an attempt to drive him insane.
98. Thou shalt not refer to the Wulfen as "damn dirty apes".
99. Thou shalt not use Whirlwinds to put on fireworks displays.
100. Thou shalt not ask the Dark Angels if they "can keep a secret"
101. Thou shalt not do Scooby Doo impersonations when speaking to the Space Wolves.
102. Thou shalt not tell the Salamanders "sorry about the Multi-Melta thing"
103. Thou shall not ask directions from the Wulfen.
104. Thou shall not ask Berserkers for an axe.
105. Thou shalt not do doughnuts in a Rhino, unless thou wishes to clean the passenger's vomit from the floor, as doughnuts make passengers dizzy
106. Thou shalt not write "Biggest Bitch on the Battlefield" on the side of thy Land Raider, even if it is true.
107. Thou shalt not take the Rhino out on Saturdays to 'impress the girls'.
108. Tyranids are not cute.
109. Though shalt not use Lasguns as laser sights for thy Bolters
110. Just because you’re fighting Necrons it doesn’t mean your standard equipment is a Skaven and a tin opener.
111. Thou shalt not throw snowballs at Salamander Space Marines whilst yelling, "THINK FAST!"
112. Thou shalt not ask Ork prisoners "why the red ones go faster"
113. Thou shalt not attempt to drown out Noise Marines with ye old rave music
114. Never ask a Dreadnought "how old are you?"
115. Thou shalt not use the Golden Throne as a microwave
116. Thou shalt not wear a dress in the presence of the Dark Angels
117. Thou shalt not wear fake fangs in the presence of the Space Wolves
118. Thou shalt not ask a Space Wolf if he wants a biscuit
119. Thou shalt not eat another Marine’s paste
120. Thou shalt not trip a Dark Angel in front of an Interrogator-Chaplain
121. Thou shalt not trip an Interrogator-Chaplain
122. Thou shalt not fill Demolisher shells with lots of flowers.
123. Scouts are not 'target practice'.
124. Thou shalt not replace the Chapter Master's Power Sword with a plastic sword.
125. It is not funny to put an 'Eat me' sign on the Librarian's back prior to a Tyranid attack.
126. Thou shalt NOT refer to the Dreadnought as 'Granddad', nor shalt thou hang a, 'I told you I was sick' sign from it.
127. Thou shalt not play 'peek-a-boo' with the Machine Spirit.
128. Thou shalt not unscrew your Battle Brethren’s leg plates.
129. It is not funny to play ring toss with Orks tusks.
130. When faced by the Inquisition, don’t laugh.
131. Necrons are not cans
132. Thou shalt not eat prunes before a battle
133. Thou shalt not refer to the company Tech-Marine as "Scotty."
134. Thou shalt not challenge the Terminator Company to a game of "Twister."
135. Thou shalt not refer to Ripper Swarms as... "Cute."
136. Thou shalt not refer to Catachan Jungle Fighters as "tree hugging hippies"
137. Thou shalt not suggest the Eldar "live long and prosper."
138. Thou shalt not tell a Space Wolf it smells as if something crawled up and died in their mouth.
139. Thou shalt not replace the Space Wolves store of Tuna with cans of Puppy Chow.
140. Thou shalt not use Imperial Guardsmen as sticks while playing fetch with a Hive Tyrant.
141. Thou shall not use Flame Falcons to toast thy marsh mellows
142. Thou shall not ask an Inquisitor's Psyber-Eagle "does Polly wanna cracker?"
143. Thou shall not ask the Lametors "are ya feeling lucky punk, well are ya?"
144. Dating the Veteran Sergeant is the exclusive privilege of the Heavy Weapon trooper
145. Thou shalt not ask the Eldar females if they are interested in a hand-portable 'Vibro Cannon'...
146. Thou shalt not strut around Imperial Guardsmen bragging about how 'well-equipped' you are.
147. Thou shalt not ask the Thousand Sons if they are that slow on purpose.
148. Thou shalt not taunt the Imperial Guard with threats of utilizing a Lascannon upon their posteriors in an unnatural fashion.
149. Thou shalt NEVER, under any circumstances, interrupt a Navigator's concentration during warp travel to ask him if you "are there yet."
150. Thou shalt not challenge Karandras the Shadow hunter to an arm-wrestling match
151. Thou shalt not refer to Eldar Swooping Hawk grenades as "bird droppings," nor shalt thou taunt them by using a mortar to pet them with birdseed.
152. Thou shalt not use the Emperor's Champion Iron Halo to play horseshoes in thy free time.
153. Thou shalt not use the Chapter Standard to dry thy undergarments upon
154. Thou shalt NEVER take the Steve Irwin approach to Tyranids; if they do not respond to external stimuli, do not attempt to poke it with a stick.
155. Thou shalt not consider it "funny" to replace the smoke canisters in your Chapter's Land Raider's Smoke Launchers with narcotic substances
156. He who takes advantage of the Emperor's paralysis by painting his fingernails will be summarily executed
157. Shoulder Pads are not to be removed for use as ice-cream scoops.
158. Thou shalt not replace our Honoured Brother Terminator Captain's Storm Bolter with a Vulcan Mega Bolter, nor shalt thou feign surprise at his inability to lift it.
159. Thou shalt not distract our Librarian whilst he attempts to cast Smite; else thou shalt be forced to clean the inside of his helmet.
160. Thou shalt not replace a Thunderhawk's firebase supplies with bouncy castles.
161. Thou shalt not burn our Captain's robe on a cold night.
162. Thou shalt not replace the Apothecary's Reductor with a syringe.
163. Undoing the straps between a Brother and his jump-pack is not funny.
164. Thou shalt not utilize the Tech-Marine's Signum for engaging in long and sexy chitchat with Battle Sisters.
165. Thou shalt not replace the Grimoire of True Names with "Daemon Hunting for Dummies"
166. Thou shalt not put thine Emperor gifted gene seed into the beverage of your fellow Battle Brothers.
167. Thou shalt not duct tape over the emergency venting on the most holy Plasma Pistol of the Chapter Master
168. Thou shalt not make "Your Mum" jokes in the presence of the Adeptus Soritas
169. Though shalt not unscrew the bolts on thine Brothers' greaves in order to "pants" him.
170. Thou shalt not use thine holy Meltagun as an arc welder.
171. Thou shall not play pin the tail on the Dreadnought
172. Thou shalt never say, "You can’t handle the Truth!" to a Dark Angel.
173. Thou shall not use bug spray on Tyranids (it won't work only distracts)
174. Thou shall not name a Salamander Dreadnought "the Hulk"
176. Never mix up Khorne marines with Blood Angels
177. Do not play golf with Mortarion (he uses Nurglings to move the ball)
178. Never play American football with a Bloodthirster
179. Thou shalt never throw a stick at Space Wolves and command them to fetch.
180. Thou shalt not challenge Guardsmen to arm wrestling whilst thou is wearing a Power Fist
181. Thou shalt not rent advertising space on thin banners
182. Thou shalt not hurt Cypher
183. Thou shalt not question Commandment 182
184. Thou shalt not be turned on by anything related to Slaanesh
185. Thou shalt not refer to Daemonettes as 'booby daemons'
186. Thou shalt not glue thy Land Raider assault doors shut
187. Thou shalt not mock exalted members of thy Chapter for 'not having the enemy’s permission to fight'
188. If thou is worth 300 points thou must kill 300 pts before being allowed to die.
189. Thou shalt use unleaded gas only for thy Land Raider
190. Thou shalt not use Servo Skulls as baseballs
191. Thou shalt not laugh at thy Brethren whom are from 1st or 2nd edition
192. Thou shalt not compare Commissars to Nazis
193. By order of the Inquisition: There is no such thing as the Inquisition, questioning this will have thou deemed heretic by the Inquisition
194. Thou shalt not complain to thy Force Commanders in coming months when thou cannot attack the enemy immediately following exiting Rhinos
195. If thou are members of the Black Templar then thou must not whine that the Emperor's Champion has the your only Iron Halo
196. Thou shalt not install hydraulics on thy Rhino
197. Thou shall not question the decoration of the Chapter fortress: if skulls with wings are good enough for Him on Terra they are good enough for you.
198. Thou shall not strap lawn furniture to jump packs in an attempt to recreate first ed. Land Speeders.
199. Thou shall not complain about no longer having Jet Bikes.
200. Thou shall not confuse Guardsmen by shouting "OMG! Zerg Rush!".
201. Thou shall not point out there is no 175 commandment
202. Thou shall not give members of thy Biker squad Thunder Hammers and Grots so thy may play polo
203. Thou shalt never use Lasguns as flashlights during a night fight
204. Thou shalt not take the emperor's teeth in vain
205. Thou shalt not comment on the odd shape of the Inquisitor's head
206. Thou shalt not do "wheelies" or "donuts" on you bike.
207. Thou shalt not have a "kegger" on the eve of battle, thus making yourselves less effective in the morning.
208. Thou shalt not refer to the Almighty Emperor as "The Righteous Dead Dude."
209. Thou shalt not check to see if your Bolt Pistol is loaded by looking down the barrel!
210. Thou shalt not go on panty raids into Sister Of Battle Monasteries.
211. Thou shalt not use thy scope for anything outside of battle. Anyone caught using them to spy out life mates shalt lose privileges.
212. Thou shalt not sell thy extra organs on the Black Market.
213. Though it is entertaining, thou shalt not wave a fly swatter near the Tyranid fleets.
214. Thou shalt not use thine Chainsword as a backscratcher.
215. Thou shalt not use thine Bolt Pistol as a q-tip.
216. Thou shalt not attempt to imitate heathen noise marines with "heavy metal" or "death metal" through thine com-speakers.
217. Although tempting, do not attempt to give a Tau a "high-five”.
218. Thou shalt not laugh at how small Imperial Guardsmen are.
219. Thou shalt not bend to the will of nerds playing war games, and act upon your own free will.
220. Thou shalt not transmit images of unclothed Sisters to the Astropaths.
221. Thou shalt not advertise on thine armour.
222. Thou shalt not wave fake skulls at the Berserkers.
223. Thou shalt not wave a red flag near a Chaos Dreadnought.
224. Thou shalt guard thy Bolter when camping with Imperial Guard.
225. Thou shalt not sniff Warp fumes.
226. Thou shalt not use bug bomb against the ‘Nids
227. Thou shalt not play Internet games with Tzeentch.
228. Thou shalt not e-mail the Emperor.
229. Thou shalt not e-mail the Emperor spam.
230. Thou should beware of thy Lictor behind cardboard bushes.
231. Terminators and glue do not mix.
232. Thou shalt not spray paint thy armour to make it look cool.
234. Thou shalt not have water gun fights with Lasguns. (The guard needs them)
235. Thou shalt not juggle Power Weapons.
236. Thou shalt not hide video links in the Sisters of Battle's Monastery.
237. Grenades are not water balloons.
238. Thou shalt not use insect repellent against Tyranids.
239. Thou shalt not use water guns against Necron.
240. Thou shalt not piss on the Iron Halo.
241. Daemons are not your friends.
242. Barney the Dinosaur is not your friend.
243. Barney is a heretic.
244. Barney merchandise are simply prohibited.
245. Barney is not a Tyranid
246. Digimon are not in the 40K universe.
247. Digimon are not affiliated with the Necron.
248. Pokemon are not Digimon!
249. Pokemon are not fun to play with.
250. Thou shalt not steal candy from babies, Orks, Gretchins or Commissars.
251. Thou shalt not play “Truth or Dare” with Sisters.
252. Thou shalt not “Spin the Bottle” with Sisters.
253. Thou shalt not play “Hangman” with the Inquisitor or Berserker.
254. Thou shalt ignore strange voices in your head.
255. Thou shalt not put a cork in the Inquisitors pistol.
256. Thou shalt not hide the Land Raider in a lake.
257. The Land Raider is not a hotel room!
258. Spiking the beer is forbidden.
259. Shotguns are not practice guns.
260. Lasguns don’t make cool disco lights for your party.
261. Pixie wings are not jump packs.
262. Thou shalt not trade thine bike for a skateboard.
263. Thou shalt not ignore the Chaplain as he recites the tales of Spot the Dog.
264. Darth Vader isn’t the son of Abaddon.
265. Thou shalt not use the sentinel Powerlifter as a babe-magnet for the Sisters.
266. “It makes a funny noise” is not an excuse for punching Imperial Guardsmen.
267. “He started it” is not an excuse for punching Imperial Guardsmen.
268. Thou shalt not get a Sister intoxicated for thy own pleasures.
269. Thou shalt not sexually harass the Servitors even if they won’t notice.
270. Thou shalt not have an ice cream Superfantasical Day.
271. Thou's name is not GiX.
272. Thou shalt not smoke, inhale or inject illegal pharmaceuticals into thy holy body even though your advanced physiological structure could probably withstand the effects.
273. Thou shalt not put "Ecstasy" in the punch when Battle Sisters arrive for a formal meeting with the Chapter's Authorities.
274. Thou shalt not practise vampiric tendencies despite your urge to do so.
275. Thou shalt not howl when the Chapter Master bends over. (Full moon out tonight!)
276. You shalt not comment on being a better shot then the Inquisitor.
277. The Chaplain is not too preachy.
278. Gambling for Grots is not allowed.
279. Your sergeant is not a pugy bastard.
280. You shalt not smack the Sister’s butt and then wink at her.
281. The lab research Tyranids are not for emergency rations.
282. Thou shalt not use a Flamer to cook a whole cow and leave none for the others.
283. Thou shalt not set fly strips outside your tent in a Tyranid warzone.
284. Thou shalt not wear Lord Commander Dante's Death Mask (or any Death Masks at all for that matter) on Halloween, any other masquerade parties or for fun when not in battle!
285. Thou shalt not try to see how much a Death Company Marine can take (physical or psychical)!
286. Thou shalt not put "tags" on the Holy Shrouds or Banners or write on it in anyway at all.
289. Rico’s Roughnecks are not real.
290. Thou shalt not over-charge thy bike!
291. Thou shalt not use the over-charged engines for "drag-racing"!
292. Thou shalt not have a Blood-party (as in tea-party) with Mephiston during battle!
293. Thou shalt not play "no blinking" with Mephiston!
294. Thou shalt not give Tycho an Ork for his Birthday (or any day at all for that matter, or speak him about Orks).
295. Thou shalt not release Moriar from his restrainment or tap in his vital liquids!
296. Thou shalt not ask the Sanguinary Priest for something to drink!
297. Thou shalt obey these 627 commandments! (Isn't it hard counting when being a scout?)
298. Thou shalt not use thy Jump Packs to "fry your diner"!
299. Thou shalt not use thy Jump Packs to get “KFC” or “Macca’s”.
300. Thou shalt not kill each other because "thou are the real Sanguinius".
301. Thou shalt not make wounds to resemble the wounds of thou mighty Primarch Sanguinous, the Chaplain paint these on your armour!
302. Thou shalt not "make bunny-ears" with thy fingers behind the Chaplain whilst he gives battle-orders.
302. Thou shalt not fake death in order to get blood from the Sanguinary Priests.
303. Thou shalt keep thou armour on, although thou might think thou are invincible, thou DO need thy armour!
304. Thou shalt not fall asleep whilst the Chaplain is in prayer.
305. Thou shalt not use thy weapons upon thyself, thou still can get hurt.
306. Thou shalt not jump out in front of the Rhino to get into the fight whilst still in motion...wait for orders to disembark!
307. Thou shalt look both ways before crossing the street.
308. Thou shalt not try to "steal" assaults away from Battle Brothers...they are allowed some fun too!
309. Thou shalt not make jokes about the Tyranids’ mighty One-Eyed monster ( arr pirate matey).
310. Thou shalt not mistake the Harlequin's Kiss for some fruity clown prank.
311. Thou shalt not light cigarettes near the Hellhounds.
312. Genestealers ARE NOT trying to rob you of your denim trousers.
313. Thou shalt not chase thy Grot with a fork.
314. Thou shalt not call the firearms of the Imperial Guard “Sega Lock-Ons”.
315. Thou shalt not call the Adeptus Arbites “pigs” or “bacons”.
316. Thou shalt not place buckets of water over the Inquisitors door.
317. Inquisitors are not “Nigel no friends”
318. Thou shalt not use thy laser sight to blind Imperial Guard.
319. Thou shalt not remove the Imperial Guards power packs from their Lasguns while they are asleep.
320. Thou shalt not play “frisbee” with a Tau Shield Drone.
321. Remember a Primarch is for life not just for Christmas.
322. Thou shalt not eat toast in your Power Armour (I’m not going to vacume the crumbs out of the toes again).
323. Thou shalt not put fridge magnets on thy power Powerarmour (Even if you have been to Cornwall).
324. Thou shalt not tune into FM rock on your intercom.
325. Thou shalt not put bananas in the Commander's Rhino's exhaust pipes.
326. Thou shalt not hang "Pine Fresh" on Moriar (even if he is a bit ripe by now!)
327. Scented Pine Trees hanging off Rear Vision mirrors in favour of the Dice, is now prohibited.
328. Thou shalt not offer to clean the Sister's armour whilst they change.
329. Thou shalt not use Power weapons or Chain-weapons to cut your food.
330. Thou shalt not remove the batteries from weapons to put in your RC toys.
331. Thou shalt not swap the salt and pepper.
332. Thou shalt not play "I see, I see what you don't see" over the intercom during battles!
333. Thou shalt not "go out to get cigarettes" during prayers!
334. Thou shalt not make remarks about the physical appearance of Sisters.
335. Thou shalt not swap your Battle Brothers gun with a water pistol.
336. Thou shalt not participate in any intoxication (i.e. alcohol) contests with Imperial Guardsmen.
337. Thou shalt not ask a Sister if her armour is too small.
338. Thou shalt not ask a Sister about her age.
339. “No” means “No”.
340. Thou shalt not make cat-sounds when Sisters argue.
341. Thou shalt not refer to Sister Supreme as 'Mistress'.
342. Thou shalt not refer to Ork Dreadnoughts as 'garbage bins'.
343. Thou shalt not make funny noises during a speech/prayer.
342. Thou shalt not "play shooting range" with Gretchins.
343. Thou shalt not brag about how many you've killed with a Dark Eldar.
344. Thou shalt not write or "put tags" on vehicles or armour.
345. Thou shalt not use Servitors to catch your paper.
346. Thou shalt not yell “catfight!” when Sisters argue.
347. Thou shalt not press the buttons in a Demolisher tank.
348. Thou shalt not hum cartoon theme songs when around the Tau.
349. Thou shalt not refuse the Sisters your chocolate rations, especially during the time of their "Red rage".
350. Thou shalt never refer to the size of a Sisters rear armour.
351. Thou shalt always offer to rub a Sisters feet after battle. I need not explain why.
352. Thou shalt always carry thine universal remote control when facing Necrons.
353. Thou shalt never offer to sell your soul to the Dark Eldar for beer money. Not even in jest.
354. Thou shalt never ask a Daemonette for some "handiwork", else thou will have to join the Sisters.
355. Thou shalt not remind your commander how many times he has been slain by the badly colored Tyranid.
356. Thou shalt leave the Plasma Gun well and truly alone.
357. Thou shalt not play Russian roulette with automatic weapons. It doesn't work .
358. Thou shalt not shave the Space Wolves while they are asleep.
359. Thou shalt not load the dice.
360. Thou shalt not move that extra little inch in movement phase.
361. Thou shalt not fire thy Bolter at enemies you can't really see except a leg sticking out of a building.
362. Thou shalt follow thy rulebook.
363. Thou shalt not make up rules.
364. Thou are not fearless... thou art fearless... argh anyone got a codex?
365. Thou shalt not laugh at the Cultist.
366. Thou shalt beware of bird poo when Greater Daemon of Tzeentch is around.
367. Thou shalt not use Penicillin tipped bolts in your Boltgun against Nurglings.
368. Thou shalt not waste thy 15 minutes free time trying to get laid.
369. Thou shalt beware of possessed 2 litre coke bottles.
370. Thou shalt not stare at feet during the battle march.
371. Thou shalt not aim at thy Commanders back.
372. Thou shalt watch thy foot steps.
373. Beware of the drunken Leman Russ.
374. Thou shalt not binge drinks with the Imperial Guard.
375. Thou shalt not challenge a Daemon Prince to a fist fight.
376. Thou art not unexpendable.
377. Thou shalt look before thou leap.
378. Thou shalt not bring your sack lunch to battle.
379. Thou shalt not use they Bike as a battering ram.
380. Thou shalt beware of potholes and speed bumps.
381. Lord Logan is not "Wolfie".
382. Seraphims do not want to join the "Mile High Club".
383. Spiky bits are not meant for hanging laundry on.
384. Ultramarine scout is not "little boy blue".
385. Never refer to the Canoness as "big momma".
386. Thou shalt not put “kick me” signs on thy Brothers backs.
387. Thou shalt not nail Nurglings to the back of the Rhino as fuzzy decorations.
388. Thou shalt not put itching powder in a Dreadnought.
389. Thou shalt not wink suggestively at Daemonettes.
390. Thou shalt not use can openers on Ork Dreadnoughts.
391. Thou shalt not replace the commissars' comm-link with a Plasma Grenade for a laugh.
392. Thou shalt not refer to Armoured Companies as agoraphobes.
393. Thou shalt not ask Tech-Marines to put mag wheels on your Bike.
394. Thou shalt not use a looted Terrorfex for Halloween.
395. Thou shalt not sneak into the Rock while the Dark angels are asleep and discover that their secret is that all the high ranking Angels wear dresses. Er... oops...
396. Thou shalt not invite babes back to the Monastery.
397. Thou shalt not spike drinks with Sanguinius’ blood.
398. Thou shalt not step on Guardsmen and then say thou didn't see them.
399. Thou shalt not refer to Paul Sawyer as "The Great Unclean One".
400. Thou shalt not call a Dark Angel "Jessica Alba".
401. Thou shalt not give a Sister breast implants.
402. Neither shalt thou ask whether those “guns” are real or not.
403. Thou shalt never say anything about the Squats.
404. Thou shalt not overheat a Plasma Gun for a college prank.
405. Thou shalt not give the Death Company caffeine.
406. Thou shalt not insult a Thousand Son about his manly bitz.
407. Thou shalt not taunt a Space Wolf with a piece of steak.
408. Thou shalt not poop thy Power Armour.
409. Thou shalt not make mention of the irony that a Grot blaster is a Lasgun, only the Orks admit it is crappy.
410. Thou shalt not over clock thine Pentium and use it as a Plasma weapon.
411. Thou shalt not intentionally overheat a plasma weapon and give it to an IG.
412. Thou shalt not trip over Tau.
413. Thou shalt not attempt to steal a Tau's weapon "to give to the poor Guardsmen".
414. Thou shalt not moon the Tau in combat. They are good shots.
415. Thou shalt not invoke the wraith of conures. If you are foolish enough to do so, a conure the size of two to four titans shalt descend upon the table and inflict his wraith.
416. Thou shalt not attempt to borrow Tau Stealth Suits so that you might spy on the Sisters in their quarters.
417. Thou shalt not attempt to rebuild a Necron as a washing machine.
418. Thou shalt not laugh at the poorly painted armies.
419. Thou shalt not play “fetch” with a Kroot Hound using a Guardsman.
420. Thou shalt not go big game fishing for Manta Missile Destroyers.
421. Thou shalt not try to change the batteries on a Scarab.
422. Thou shalt not use the Blades of Reason to trim thy fingernails.
423. Thou shalt not feed the Warp Beasts.
424. Thou shalt not pet the Kroot Hounds.
425. Thou shalt not ask the Sisters whether it's dyed or real.
426. Thou shalt not call Old One Eye "Surf and Turf".
427. Thou shalt not moonlight as a security guard if thine armour is red.
428. Thou shalt not use the Hellhound to cook thy rations.
429. Thou shalt not use thy Power Armour comm-link to prank call the Imperial Guard Storm Troopers.
430. Thou shalt not sneak up on thy Commanding Officer, and yell "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD" in his ear.
431. Thy Bolter is not to be used to shoot cans off walls.
432. Thou shalt not steal the Land Speeder to "pick up Sisters".
433. The Leman Russ is not a kettle. Do not attempt to use it to make tea or coffee.
434. Thou shalt not attempt to empty your waste-paper basket into an Ork Dreadnought.
435. Thou shalt not refer to the Rhino as a "Clown Car", although thy might think it is.
436. When throwing thy holiest of His grenades always count to three, yes three, not one,
for it is not the holiest of numbers, or two, for the holiness of two pales in comparison, but three, yes three, not one or two, unless thou shalt be proceeding to three.
437. Thou shalt not use blind grenades to sneak into the Sister's encampment.
438. Thou shalt not mention the name "Buffy" when near the Blood Angels.
439. Thou shalt not use Necron Scarabs as "Boogie Boards".
440. Thou shalt not call Harlequins “psychedelic” or “groovy”
441. Thou shalt never show an army of Orks more than two Harlequins at once.
442. Thou shalt never laugh at the Laughing God.
443. Thou shalt never play “Hide and Seek” with Librarians or Inquisitors.
444. Thou shalt not play “tag” with Gaunts.
445. Thou shalt never tie thy Power Armour laces together.
446. Thou shalt never say "Resistance is futile" to the Adeptus Mechanicus.
447. Thou shalt never criticize the “paper boys” in the Adeptus Administratum.
448. Thou shalt not sell Chapter property on E-Bay.
449. Thou shalt not put a cork in thine Battle Brothers waste disposal outlet tube.
450. Thou shalt not "entertain" The Adeptus Sororitas in your billet.
451. Thou shalt not refer to Imperial Guardsmen as "Cannon fodder".
452. The Imperial Guard Colonel did not visit a fancy-dress shop.
453. The Lasgun is not to be used to carve your name into the Land Raider's/ Predator's/
Rhino's/ Razorbacks/ Leman Russ's/ Titan's armour plating.
454. Thou shalt not lend Imperial Guardsmen your Power Armour or swap places for a day with Guardsmen.
455. Thou shalt not try to perform brain surgery whilst wearing Power Armour.
456. Thou shalt not assume that because you can take a Bolter hit in the head, the
Guardsman over there can too.
457. Thou shalt not use Tau shoulder pads as padding in games of cricket.
458. Thou shalt not hide the keys to the Battle Barge.
459. Thou shalt not call Ork Dreadnoughts or Killer Kans "R2-D2's big brother".
460. Thou shalt not threaten thy enemy with a "Plasma enema" and thou shalt not carry out the act.
461. Thou shalt not flirt with the Banshee. They are the enemy.
462. Thou can not date a Dark Eldar Wych. They are the enemy too.
463. Thou shalt not steal the Battle Sisters makeup.
464. Thou shalt not try on the Battle Sisters armour to see if it compares to your own.
465. Thou shalt not make fun of Warp Spiders guns.
466. Thou shalt not take the Land Raider for a joy ride.
467. Thou shalt not perform dare devil stunts in the Rhino. Especially if thine Brethren are in the back.
468. Thou shalt not hijack the Battle Sisters Immolator. Especially if there are any Battle
Sisters still on board!
469. Thou shalt not add bits to thine armour to try to pass thine self off as a Battle Sister.
470. Thou shalt not try to dance with a Banshee on the field of battle.
471. Thou shalt not throw sticks for the Space Wolves.
472. Thou shalt not play “fetch” with the Space Wolf Commanders “pet” Fenrisian Wolves.
473. Thou shalt not keep a Tyranid as a pet.
474. Thou shalt not challenge a Carnifex to a game of “catch”.
475. Thou can not tie a Wraithlords laces together
476. Thou shalt not call a Battle Sister “babe”.
477. Thou shalt not be envious of the IG unit who art friends to the Sister Famulous!
478. Thou shalt not steal the Tau Pulse Rifles, even if they are better than thy Bolters.
479. Thou shalt not ask the Battle Sister if they would like to slip into something more comfortable.
480. The Hellhound is not something you put on a leash and take for "walkies".
481. Thou shalt not arm-wrestle with Tactical Dreadnoughts.
482. Thou shalt not watch whilst the Battle Sisters change out of their Power Armour.
483. Ork Warbosses are not toys, you can not try to pull their arms off and jump up and down on them.
484. Thou shalt not relieve thy self behind a tree during battle.
485. Thou shalt not go to thy great Emperor and make him "perform an illegal operation and be shut down".
486. Thou shalt not wrestle the Battle Sisters and try to "pin them down".
487. An Iron Halo is not a toy.
488. A tank is not a toy.
489. A Dreadnought is not a toy.
490. Thou shalt not jump on the back of a Dreadnought in battle and see how long you can stay on.
491. Thou shalt not play toy soldiers with the Guardsmen.
492. The Space Hulk is not a wrestler.
493. Spiky Bitz are not 'cool'.
494. Khorne is a Chaos God not a food.
495. Thou shalt not use Power Claws as scissors.
496. Thou shalt not use Power Armour power points to plug in thy Gameboy.
497. Thou shalt not use Hellion skyboards to impress the Sisters.
498. Thou shalt not place a flashing light on top of the Rhino so that it is easier to find in the car park.
499. If showing a Tau how your Boltgun works thou shalt not give it to him the wrong way round.
500. A Necron is not a Meccano kit
501. Thou shalt not tell the Inquisitor "say what you want about Chaos, but those Slaanesh can party!"
502. Though shalt not blast "flight of the Valkeries" when buzzing enemies in your Land Speeder
503. Thou shalt not trade His Most Delectable rations for gourmet Eldar tofu
504. Thou shalt not offer backscratches when issued Lightning Claws
505. Yes, it’s cheating to use Jump Packs during a basketball game
506. No, you can't pose for Playgirl's "the men of the Adeptus Astartes"
507. Enforcing discipline is not sending the Neophytes to procure strong monkish ale
508. Don't call the Adeptus Mechanicus about warranty information concerning your destroyed Land Raider
509. Don't shave a Bloodthirster in its sleep, it only makes them more angry when it wake up
510. Do not deface His Most Blessed Battle Barges with the bumper sticker "We don't Brake"
511. Thou shalt not compare thy height with that of the Ratling Snipers
512. Thou Shalt not go the Way of The Navy
513. Thou Shalt Not Kick the Emperor if thy see the Kick me sign on Him.
514. Thou shall not try to prove your '1337' skills on Necrons, in the Eldar Webway, or on the Martian central cogitator mainframe
514. Thou shalt not throw a bone at a Bloodthirster or flesh hounds shouting fetch
515. Thou shalt not ask the Salamanders for a light
516. Thou shalt not get Blood Angles to go to anger management classes
517. Thou shalt not challenge White Scars to a street race.
518. Thou shall not refer to Imperial Guard as gun fodder
519. 20ft high electro-magnets should not be used around Necrons
520. Thou shall not place the Liber Chaotica in your ex-wife’s possession
521. Reid is completely useless against a Carnifex
522. Salamanders do not need to go to "how to stop burning things" classes
523. Thou shall not borrow the librarians psychic hood for the annual Guess Who Competition.
524. Thou shall not pour water on an Avatar
525. Thou shalt not attach a "For Sale: Previously owned by one careful user" to the wreck of a destroyed Dreadnought.
526. Thou shalt not feed bio-carbonate soda to the Inquisitors Psyber-Eagle
527. Thou shalt not use a Railgun as a see-saw.
528. Thou shalt not comment on Captain Tycho not having his "happy face" on.
529. Thou shalt not mention the phrase "bath time" in front of the Space Wolves.
530. Thou shalt never mention, under pain of death, the stunted race of humanoids that mysteriously disappeared from the universe for unexplained reasons.
531. Thou shalt not consider a detachment to Armageddon as a "Holiday".
532. Thou shalt not refer to Tallarn as "the big beach".
533. Thou shalt not tie an Inquisitors boot laces together and then run away giggling.
534. Thou shalt not utilise the highly sophisticated, advanced and expensive long range communications array to make prank phone calls to the local bar and ask for a "Mr I.P.
535. Thou shall not take the Emperor out walking
536. Thou shall not attempt to be friends with Tyranids
537. Thou shalt not "Borrow" the Land Raiders to race them then when they come back wrecked, blame it on Chaos
538. Thou shalt not write clean me on a Catachan Chimera
539. Thou shalt not fry ants with the Meltagun
540. Thou shalt not fill the back of the Missile Launcher with promethium to "see what happens"
541. Thou shalt not paint "beware of dog" on the Wolf Lord's armour
542. Thou shalt not play pin the tail on the donkey with the Rough Rider’s horses
543. Thou shalt not date Deamonettes or other followers of Slaanesh, no matter how tempting the concept may be.
544. Thou shall not blame the Chapel heating for falling asleep during prayer
545. Thou shall not paint 2 blue stripes down the middle of a Rhino and call it a 'Viper' variant
546. Tau are not 'noobs'
547. Thou shalt not refer to Assault Marines as 'tooled up pretty boys'
548. The Ultramarines do have a sense of humour
549. Thou shall not use the Land Raider for off road races
550. Thou shalt not give manicures to Lightning Claws
551. Thou shalt not procure Noise Marine’s weapons for thine garage band
552. Thou shalt not comment on the temperature around thine Salamanders Brethren
552. Thou shalt be punished for speaking the blasphemous "argh matey" around thine Chapter Master with the bionic leg
553. Thou shalt not offer to "pump you up" to Imperial Guardsmen
554. Thou shalt decline all invitations to party with Slannesh
555. Thou shalt not salvage Spore Mines for whoopee-cushions
556. Thou shalt not drag race thine abdominous opponents for bragging rights
557. Thou shalt not ask "Ever wonder if the machine god is a C'Tan?" or thine shalt be branded Heretic and purged.
558. "Pucker up homos!" is not an Adeptus Astartes approved battlecry
559. Thou shalt not suggest a Banshee take voice lessons.
560. Thou shalt not attempt to procure "the good stuff" from thine Apothecary
561. Thou shalt not suggest thine Chapter Master is "so old his farts bow dust"
562. Thou shalt not resort to nipple crippling when losing a fight girded with a Power Fist
563. An Honour badge was never granted for basket weaving or surfing, to suggest so in sacrilegious and thou shalt report to the Chaplain for suitable penance.
564. Thou shalt not replace thy Veteran Sergeants Bolt Pistol ammo for a flag with "bang" upon it.
565. Thou shalt not use Power Swords for letter openers.
566. Thou shalt not challenge Eldar to a bike race.
567. Thou shalt not place thy holy banana into a Ravenwing Bike exhaust.
568. Thou shalt not use Tyranid rending claws as tooth picks
569. Thou shalt not use thy Plasma Cannons power pack for Christmas lights.
570. Thou shalt not use Lightning Claws as back scratchers.
571. Thou shalt not use thy Techpriest tools to unblock thy holy toilet.
572. Thou shalt not use thy Emperors throne for personal use.
573. Thou shalt not use the Techmarine's Servo Arm to serve drinks.
574. Thou shalt not replace the Chaplain's Bike with a pedal-tricycle.
575. Thou shalt not replace the Chaplain's Holy Relic with a cuddly toy.
576. Thou shalt not use Chain Fists to clip thy toenails.
577. The fact that Razorbacks have spiked rams at the front does not entitle you to use them as bumper cars.
578. Thou shalt not attempt to fill Smoke Launchers with Silly String.
579. Thou shalt not pester Dreadnoughts with "So what's it like to die then?”
580. Thou shalt not sing "Who Let The Dogs Out" when visiting the Fang
581. Thou shalt not offer the Emperor any kind of anti-wrinkle products
582. Thou shalt not do loops while flying a Battle Barge.
583. No, a Jump Pack is NOT a hairdryer.
584. Thou shalt not refer to Marneus Calgar as 'Papa Smurf'
585. Thou shalt not call Blood Angels 'pretty boys'
586. Thou shalt not say 'dead man walking' every time thou see a Dreadnought
587. Kroot hounds DO NOT make good Company mascots
588. Space Wolf bites are actually worse than their bark
589. Thou shalt not use Rhino dozer blades to help build thy Brother in-laws patio
590. Remember Krootox are to be used as Christmas presents
591. Thou shalt not make breathing noises and say 'we meet at last Obi-Wan' when handling Power Weapons
592. Remember a 2+ armour save does not make you a Primarch
593. Thou shalt not refer to Chaplain Lemartes as 'ticker-tape man'
594. Thou shalt not say to an Inquisitor 'hey, i hear they’re bringing out the Malus
Codicium in paperback'
595. Thou shalt not whistle 'close encounters of the 3rd kind' every time you see a Tau
596. Thou shalt not send Legion of the Damned Brethren trick or treating
597. Thou shalt not "drag" with the Chapters Thunderhawks
598. Thou shalt not ask an Ork for some "'shrooms"
599. When thou hast taken many casualties, thou shalt 'flee' towards the guns of thy enemy hoping that their next volley may be more accurate
600. Thou shalt not refer to the Grey Knights as 'Catholic fundamentalists'.
601. Regardless of any laws regarding 'Daemon season', thou shalt not refer to the Grey Knights as 'poachers'.
602. Thou shalt not make comparisons between Night Haunter and Batman.
603. Thou shalt not make jokes about the Inqui- *Bolter fire*
604. Thou shall not refer to the Golden Throne as a royal flush nor refer to a royal flush in poker as the golden throne
605. Thou shalt not have a thumb war while wearing a Power Fist
606. Thou shalt not take dancing lessons from Slaanesh
607. Thou shalt not start a say that history is wrong and it was they Emperor who turned to Chaos
608. Thou shalt not say thy Emperor is a false God in front of an Inquisitor
609. Thou shalt not try to get they Battle Sister drunk for a little fun
610. Thou shalt not become drunk before a battle so thy accidentally shoots thy Brothers
611. Thou shalt not call Interrogator-Chaplains "Cross dressers"
612. Thou shalt not attempt to trip up a Titan.
613. Thou shalt not refer to the Deceiver as "Just a big gold court jester".
614. Thou shalt not ask Tzeentch how to pull a rabbit out of a hat.
615. Thou shalt not tell a Brother Space Marines that they can only move six inches at a time.
616. Thou shalt not ask why Eldar Wave Serpents are just Falcons with an extra gun.
617. Thou shalt not confuse the Black Legion with the Black Templars.
618. Thou shalt not refer to Slaanesh as "That freaky nymphomaniac guy"
619. Thou shalt not slice three toes off each foot of the Tau and see how well they walk.
620. Thou shalt not underestimate the power of a Vibro Cannon, even if it is shoved up a Slaanesh Daemon Prince where the sun don't shine.
621. Thou shalt not refer to the Ravenwing as "Speed Freeks in Power Armour."
622. Thou shalt not point and laugh at Dark Angels.
623. Thou shalt not cry "Toro!" while within earshot of a Blood Angel.
634. Thou shalt not throw sticks while in the company of Space Wolves.
625. Thou shalt not refer to the Ultramarines as "Ultrasmurfs."
626. Thou shalt not keep pet Rippers.
627. Thou shalt not ever, ever repeat the "Black and white Space Marine on the black and white bike" joke, ever.
628. Daring neophytes to sniff flamer fuel is not appropriate training.
629. Scouts are not "meat-shields with attitude."
630. When an apothecary is administering narthecium, he is not giving the injured "a hit-up".
631. Thou shalt not refer to the 1st company as "Tooled up Pretty boys".
632:Thou shalt not drop ammunition for alcohol or other substances.
633:Thou shalt not engage in "My Primarch could beat you Primarch" arguments with brother marines.
634: Thou shalt not compare weaponry size with the size of reproductive organs
635. never go up to a Daemonette and ask it if it wants to "get lucky".
636. never go up to a Plaguebearer and tell it how its "looking better".
637. Never go up to a Horror and say "hey, you look different today".
638. Never go up to a Bloodletter and... well, never go up to a Bloodletter.
639. Never go up to a Keeper of Secrets and look at it up and down and tell it with a surprised look on your face "YOUR supposed to be an avatar of the god of excess?"
640. Never go up to a Bloodthirster and... never go up to a Bloodthirster.
641. Never go up to a Great Unclean One and offer it a flu shot.
642. Never go up to a Lord of Change and look at it and ask it "YOUR supposed to be an avatar of the Lord of Magic?"
643.Thou shalt not refer to a hot drink as a "Battle sister", "Jaghati Khan" or "Imperial Standard" (Tea white nun, white one and white two respectivly).
644.Thou shalt not chant "Thirteen - nill, Thirteen - nill, Thirteen - nill" at Abbadon the Despoiler.
645.Thou shalt not ask Kharn how his mates are.
646.Thou shalt not send a "Get well soon" card to Mortarion.
647.Nor shalt thou give him a hanky.
648.Thou shalt not cheer with joy that certain Games Designers now only work on Warhammer Fanatsy.
649.Thou shalt not buy Firewarrior for the P.C. Ever.
650.Thou shalt never, ever share a bed with anyone in the penal legion. It dosen't mater if it might be your last night alive.
651.Thou shalt never name one of the Imperial navies vessels "Titanic", "Titanicus" or any variation on that theme.
652.Thou shalt not compare the magical prowess of a Lord of Change with the mystical powers of the magic 8 ball.
653. Thou shalt not do commandment number 652 in front of a Lord of Change, as the magical 8 ball will surely win.

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Kitsunemūn by Kushinada Uzumaki reviews
AU: The Fourth Shinobi War was at its end when Naruto Uzumaki disappeared with the help of Kyuubi in order to save her life. Where did she go and what exactly does Kurama mean by the lands beyond the Elemental Nations? What will happen when she finds a family, and is pulled into a new great adventure by her younger sister? Fem!Naru.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,568 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 18h ago - Published: 4/23/2013 - [Sesshomaru, Naruko U.]
Golden Queen by sakurademonalchemist reviews
She was a broken child, and he was a king from another time. They were never supposed to meet, much less fall in love. Yet due to the circumstances of fate, she summons him and becomes his Master in a war that has yet to come. Can their budding love break through her past, or will Gilgamesh end up all alone when the Fifth Grail War is over? Ko Gil/Fem Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,858 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 2/28 - [Harry P., Gilgamesh]
Hero of Heaven by HistorianoftheKais reviews
To save an entire world from a mad man, one goddess has given the Kages a means to send Naruto to another realm. Will Naruto be able to discover Kushina's divine identity and can he survive the challenges of being her son?
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 95,381 - Reviews: 1012 - Favs: 1,581 - Follows: 1,653 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Naruto U.
Naruto: The One by BloodRedSword23 reviews
The Matrix Xover, Experimental fan fic, Naruto is walking around Konoha after being neglected for his two sisters, he falls into a cave and discovers the remnants of Machine city, what happens when he meets Neo? Strong Naruto! Parents Alive! NarutoxShizuka Constructive criticism please
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,952 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Naruto U., Shizuka
Meteor by Super Vegito 2 reviews
Summary: His whole life Naruto Namikaze has been neglected by his own parents for his sister and one day after hearing his parents talk he decides to run away. Outside the Village he meets someone who will change his live forever. Strong/Mage Naruto. got rid of bleach character I'm very sorry to those who liked that inclusion
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,453 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 9/19/2013
Café by Faust VII reviews
Harry stared out the Dursely car window morosely. 'I would have went with Sirius if he had asked.' He thought. 'I would have run from the law and Durselys with him.' He paused, blinking. 'I could do that on my own! I could run away' Summer after 3rd year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 124,406 - Reviews: 2688 - Favs: 3,838 - Follows: 4,587 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Harry P.
The Legacy of Asgard by Anaklusmos14 reviews
Percy Jackson is a demigod. But he is not a son of Poseidon. He is not even Greek. A Norse goddess has her sights set on Midgard and Percy is the last of his people left on earth as he awaits his destiny. To reach it, grudges and prejudices must be forgotten and he must find acceptance in a world in which he does not belong. AU of Percy's life as a Norse demigod.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 149,374 - Reviews: 3022 - Favs: 1,439 - Follows: 1,461 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 7/25/2013 - [Percy J., Reyna] Frank Z., Jason G.
Konoha's 3 Course Shinobi by yurei king reviews
Naruto discovers something the day he summoned Gamabunta. What he finds leads him down a path to become a legend, with a simple choice Naruto is plunged headfirst into a new world with new skills and a power that will make his enemies fall to pieces. Literally.
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,878 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 1,136 - Follows: 1,158 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Naruto U.
Snow Point by Quetzalcoatls reviews
End of 4th year and Voldemort's back,but Harrys not waiting for him to make the first move SnowPoint Academy,hidden in the frozen reaches of the Antarctic ocean,is nothing like Hogwarts, but to win this war that may be exactly what Harry needs,but darker things are stirring in the shadows, and nothing is sure.fusion with Heralds of Valdemar(fut. AU)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 70,515 - Reviews: 1218 - Favs: 1,700 - Follows: 2,401 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Lion meets Remnant by Dio Silenzio reviews
Tsunayoshi Sawada age 74, died of a heart attack but was given a chance to start over a new life in a new world with a mission in tow, now what does he do in his new life, becomes an overpowered hunter to fight Grimms, and of course attract the majority of girls he encounters and more. (Abandoned for lack of ideas and the author didn't think things through) (UP FOR ADOPTION)
Crossover - Katekyo Hitman Reborn! & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,045 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 12/13/2013 - [Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Velvet Scarlatina, OC] - Complete
FateMagic Disruption by absolutezero001 reviews
Harry just had enough of it, with the abuse, the ignorance, the lies, the manipulation, all of it. And so now, he is calling for back-up. Now Harry will be blessed with the powers of a Servant, who will fight alongside him to the end of time. Watch out Riddle, Dumbledore, because Harry is suited up and ready for combat. Prepare, for a major case of disruption.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 111,130 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 904 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Harry P., Saber
Call Me Leo by Alavear reviews
What Happens when after the department of mystery's Harry discovers he is a mutant of the feral variety still in capable of magic but not in a recognized form? Along with the fact his temper is worse then ever and the ministry wants to capture and dissect him? No slash unless it was in Canon Rewrite of the original. Same author slightly different plot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,699 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Harry P., Nightcrawler/Kurt W.
Primordial Transcendant by MaelstromBankai reviews
They say that the gods are the ones who rule the world...Chaos says otherwise. Sending his son Naruto, the Heir of the Primordial Being, to the world of the Greek and Roman gods, watch as his chaos spreads throughout the lands. Better watch out Kronos...you too, Gaia...there's an even greater power coming to your town. Primordial Naruto! NarutoxHarem! Major bashing of some gods!
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,100 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 1,457 - Follows: 1,545 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Naruto U., Artemis
Embers by Vathara reviews
Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 91 - Words: 757,722 - Reviews: 7777 - Favs: 3,753 - Follows: 2,758 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
Of Eagle and Lion by Knife Hand reviews
In an act of desperation, a young Harry Potter's magic goes wild and gives him something that will change everything. Chapter 6 up
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,744 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Harry P., Imperial Guard
Izumi Uzumaki the Alchemist Kuniochi by FunahoMisaki reviews
Izumi Curtis is reborn as none other than Fem!Naruto. With all of her memories and skills intact and the Kyuubi sealed in her stomach how will this voilent woman change the elemental countries? Note there will be major AU and OOC and definitely some Bashing of multiple characters whether big or small it's there at some point in time. Most often Sakura Sasuke bashing. T
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,488 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Kurenai Y., Izumi C.
Vanishing Demons by Cloud Piece reviews
Fem!Harry. Harriet Potter disappeared in 1982. Nico Olvia adopted a two year old girl with a lightning bolt scar. Twenty-six years later, nine pirates are pulled from their world and land in another- and one of them has to compete in the Triwizard Tournament, while a dark wizard plans his revival. GoF. Before time skip.
Crossover - Harry Potter & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,688 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Harry P., Robin, Luffy, Ace
Love's Curse by Living1ikeLarry reviews
One word can alter the course of history forever. Starts after TLO and will go through the whole HoO timeline. After the battle with Kronos, Percy becomes the Champion of Aphrodite and gains a few new powers, eventual Perodite. Aphrodite will be shone in a new light, she isn't what people believe she is. *Pluto's Daughter 11 now Betaing*
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,510 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 10/15/2013 - [Aphrodite, Percy J.]
A Man Without a Hearth by CourtingTheMoon reviews
Hopeless and on the streets a distraught Percy Jackson has not been seen for years, but now there is one person that needs him more than ever and she needs him now. Who will find the hero of heroes? Who will fix him? Can it get any better? Remember, hope always survives best at the hearth, but what if you don't have a hearth to come home to?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,312 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 7/11/2013 - [Percy J., Hestia]
Black Roses and Card Sharps by Attune reviews
Leader of the Black Rose LeBlanc and card sharp Twisted Fate go back a long way, and Ezreal Harry Potter's struggle for survival is told. This is a tale of deceit, war, love, death and the League of Legends.
Crossover - Harry Potter & League of Legends - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,334 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 11/28/2013 - Harry P., Ezreal, LeBlanc, Twisted Fate
Jedi Knight Naruto by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Revan and Naruto, immortal beings return to the Republic as it heads towards war once again. what events will these two alter? FemRevan/Naruto, Obi-wan/Padme
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 47 - Words: 100,454 - Reviews: 1807 - Favs: 2,422 - Follows: 2,024 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Obi-Wan K., unknown 1, Naruto U. - Complete
Elemental Angel by FunahoMisaki reviews
Ever notice how Ms. Frizzle resembles Lily Potter? Lily survived that night, then changed her name and moved to Walkerville thinking her beloved daugther was dead thanks to Dumbledore. The Dursleys move to Walkerville when Dudley and Angel, Fem!Harry, are in third grade. Guess who's class they wind up in? Elemental!Fem!Anthro!Harry. some bashing, most definite Femslash but later on
Crossover - Harry Potter & Magic School Bus - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,757 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Harry P., Keesha F., V. Frizzle
Asset to the Throne by Sammy McCallister reviews
Andréa Sachs isn't exactly who she says she is. When Miranda needs help, Andy will step up & keep her from doing something she could regret later, but at what cost? This is a Mirandy story with strong Princess Diaries undercurrents. Rating may change in upcoming chapters.
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,094 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 12/8/2012
Hotel Naruto by SageXofXSevenXPaths reviews
When Naruto is betrayed by those he loves and witnesses how cruel humans can be he goes somewhere else. Using a secret technique he ends up in our world. More specifically, in Hotel Transylvania watch as he and Mavis hit it off and see what follows. Lemons in future chapters. NarutoXMavis Have fun.
Crossover - Naruto & Hotel Transylvania - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,879 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Naruto U., Mavis
The Time Lady of Hogwarts by Paranoid Blue reviews
In a galaxy far away, The Face of Boe tells The Doctor his final secret. "You are not alone" But what if there was another survivor out there besides The Master. Someone who attended a very special school?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,390 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 11/19/2013 - Published: 5/25/2012 - 10th Doctor, Luna L. - Complete
Eryr by Andor Swiftblade reviews
During his encounter with the Dementors in the Forbidden Forest, something ancient is unleashed within Harry. Watch out, Abstergo, because a new Assassin has risen. Templars, your days are numbered.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,969 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 781 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Harry P.
The Mirage Blade Fox by The Howling Behemoth reviews
Ignored by his team Naruto runs into Mistresses of Konoha. After a bad start they decide to train him in their arts. Full of humor and sadness. Powerful/Genjutsu/Kenjutsu/ Naruto. Harem Slight xOver
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 118,174 - Reviews: 2559 - Favs: 2,220 - Follows: 2,070 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Fire and Brimstone: A New Home, a New War by Yuki Kiyoko Mizushima reviews
Phoenix Three narrowly escaped from the destruction of Reach, and was sent out-system. She was placed in a coma-like state until she reached another planet that she could use as a home. Fem!Harry! Rated M for now.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Halo - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,838 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 62 - Published: 11/10/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., OC
Embodiment of the Curse of Hatred and Will of Fire by Legend of the Kyuubi reviews
Naruto was taken by Orochimaru to become his ultimate weapon but deemed the boy a failure and left him for dead. But when Naruto's dormant powers later awaken how will the world react to a jinchuriki of the strongest Biju having the legendary powers of both Hashirama and Madara.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,241 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 1,944 - Follows: 1,956 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Naruto U., Jiraiya, Shizune, Tsunade S.
Pray by The Unbelievable reviews
Nnoitra died fighting Kenpachi. Now he is reborn as Harry Potter, throwing everyone through a loop. Harry isn't exactly what everyone expected him to be. Nnoitra-is-Harry fic. Rated 'M' mainly for Nnoitra's mouth. Does follow HP canon storyline
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 101,230 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Harry P., Nnoitra G.
Poisoned Heart by whitetigerwolf reviews
After years as Poison Ivy, Pamela Isley formerly Potter's past comes to claim her. FemHarry IS Poison Ivy. FemSlash. Pamela/Barbara eventually. Wrong-Boy-Who-Lived. Good Snape. M for innuendo and language.
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,764 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 1,553 - Follows: 1,765 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Poison Ivy, Harry P.
Goodwitch Apprentice by 88mph reviews
Harry follows Sirius into the veil hoping to save him. He loses Sirius on the way and ends up in a world plagued with monsters where teenagers train to become hunters to fight the darkness. He lands in the hands of two enforcers for the local mob, which is unlucky, but that they are cute twins his age is lucky. Now he has to do a balancing act between the darkness and the hunters.
Crossover - Harry Potter & RWBY - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,141 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Harry P., Melanie Malachite, Militiades Malachite, Glynda Goodwitch
Harte's Hope by Harte-Lore reviews
Basically, a 'What if' story. What if the Dursleys weren't Harry's only family? What if he had a cousin? What if said cousin had removed him from the house before Hogwarts? Follow Harry's new adventures.. Warning- Yaoi, child abuse, evil dumblydore, ect
Crossover - Harry Potter & Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,270 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Harry P., Bryan
Son of Otaku by 9foxgrl reviews
Follow Harry, also known as Rai Izumi, as he tries to use his Otaku ness to get out of situations and cause new ones for friends and foe alike.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lucky Star - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 2,642 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Harry P., Konata I. - Complete
My Family Of Monsters by RAI-RULZ reviews
Draculaura and Clawd have been keeping a secret since their five month anniversary. One that only their father's knew about. A secret named Clawrik. This is the opposite gender version of my story "A Family Secret" with Harry still being a guy and NOT a girl. TEMP HAITUS!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Monster High - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,531 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Harry P., Draculaura
Wizard on the Water by masqueradewitch reviews
AU Captain Narya Sparrow comes from a long line of pirates and sailors. One day she discovers a young boy abandoned on the shoreline of England and decides to take the boy in. When young Harry Potter is discovered to be a wizard, Hogwarts and the crew of The Black Pearl will never be the same!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,763 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Harry P.
Shark in the Leaf by sakurademonalchemist reviews
The Three tails was tired of being used. Magic didn't want it's savior to grow up in a house where it could die from neglect. And someone needed to give the Fox kid a reason to hope. Magic and chakra combine to create one of the most deadly water users in the Elemental countries and the one who abandoned Haru on that doorstep is going to pay.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,606 - Reviews: 876 - Favs: 2,239 - Follows: 2,482 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Forming Friendships by Madrigal-in-training reviews
What would happen if the Hokage knew how Naruto was going to be treated at school and chose to start a mentorship program for the students? What if Neji was Naruto's mentor? How would this affect the last Uzumaki, as he grows with the help of the Hyuuga prodigy? Smart, powerful Naruto. Sister TenTen, brother Lee, friendly Sasuke, NejiNaru Jinchuuriki alliance, reforming Whirlpool
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,249 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Naruto U., Neji H.
The Hollowed Guardian by FunahoMisaki reviews
After being betrayed and killed by Aizen Tia finds herself reborn as one of the young Guardian girls. With her former powers and her mask and tattoos as faint birth marks how will this shark guardian handle being a guardian? Read to see! OOC, AU, Femslash, and might be some bashings. Rated T for future langugue and suggestive themes as well as paranoia. Tiburon is in here too!
Crossover - Bleach & W.I.T.C.H. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,323 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 11/20/2012 - T. Harribel, Halinor
Real Genjutsu by The Distorted Shadow reviews
Coincidence is the source of all discoveries, it was through that very reason that Naruto soon discovered a power long lost to the world, the power of the dying will flame. Grey/manipulative Naruto.
Crossover - Naruto & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,682 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Naruto U.
Your Eyes Have Seen by Oxnate reviews
Xander decides that Angel isn't the only guy who can wear a trench coat.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Highlander - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,449 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 4/30/2013
The Shinobis of Destiny and the Olympians by Doryuuheki reviews
With the efforts from both Naruto and Sasuke, they successfully end the Fourth Great Ninja War and bring a new era of peace for the Elemental Nations. However, fates a bitch and she can't seem to give them a break. A Crevice in time opens and sucks them in. There, they will start their new lives in American in the 2000s. Pairings: Naruto x Athena; Sasuke x Hestia; No Harem
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,667 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Naruto U., Athena
Whitebeard's Back by TheBlackSeaReaper reviews
Whitebeard is reborn as Fem!Harry. She has her DF powers and Haki. Takes place before her third year. Her relatives, including Marge, except for Dudley, are killed in car crash. After becoming an adult in the eyes of both governments, she takes over the guardianship of Dudley. She comes across her sons once again. Pairings Unknown.
Crossover - Harry Potter & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,977 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Harry P., Whitebeard
Fresh Start - ON HIATUS by Lonely-soul101 reviews
The Hero of Olympus. That's all she heard now. Not Priscilla. Not sweetie. Not seaweed-brain. She was a shell of who she used to be; her sanity was slipping. Priscilla Jackson makes a decision that not even the Fates could predict. There will be dire consequences. But she doesn't care anymore. Priscilla finds a fresh start in a new world, with new friends, and a horrible secret.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Poseidon, Annabeth C., Gray F., Laxus D.
The Guardian Of The Hunters by PaleRider365 reviews
Perseus, heartbroken by Annabeth and dump liked yesterdays trash from camp, goes to the Gods to die. they deny his request and Artemis grudgingly allowed Perseus into the Hunt. Blessed By Chaos, Perseus will protect his new "family" even if it kills him. "COMPLETED"
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 59,671 - Reviews: 1320 - Favs: 1,595 - Follows: 1,087 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Artemis, Percy J. - Complete
Come What May by i-will-get-you-my-pretty reviews
AU. Fed up with her life in the wizarding world, Hermione decides to move to Lima, Ohio. There she meets Quinn Fabray and Santana Lopez. Will one of them help her overcome her pain and fear of commitment? Femslash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 102,377 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Hermione G., Santana L.
It's a Kind of Magic by MyraValhallah reviews
When Harry Potter enters Gringotts on his 11th Birthday his life and past are changed forever. How will his life be different as he grew up with his real family? J/S SB/OC maybe RL/OC No flames please
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,566 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Jareth, Harry P.
Thirteenth Order by Saffron-Rose reviews
What would happen if instead of becoming whole again or being brought back by Young Xehanort the Organization was reincarnated in the Harry Potter world and given a second chance? Starts in 3rd year. Harry is Luxord. Rating due to paranoia
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,121 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Harry P., Luxord
Naruto Demon Ookami Inu by Hyabuki Ookami reviews
This story was adopted by me from an awesome writer, Avatar of Fenrir. Now the Summary. What if when Orochimaru, the gay pedophile he is, placed the Five Pronged Seal on Naruto something changed? Naruto will unlock a new power and show the world he is worthy to be called Sesshomaru's son.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,239 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Sesshomaru, Naruto U.
Naruto Kami's Chosen by The shinigami's first born reviews
The Uzumaki Clan were descendents of the Goku and Vegeta. when the Sage's daughter married into the family tey became the Uzumaki's. The Namikaze's were Senju and Uchiha who came together for peace. when Ichgo married into the family, their blood comes together in Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze. Naruto will remove his mask and show his striength Sharingan/Rinnegan God-like Naruto/Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,939 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Naruto U.
My Broken Matryoshka by Ketakoshka Kathleen Castlionia reviews
Harry Potter, more commonly called Matryoshka, isn't your ordinary child. He's special, and not just because the No Life King takes care of him. Nope, he's a wizard. And a special one at that. Sweet and innocent, and wanted... God save the world if the Nazi's get him. Hellsing Ultimate/ Manga world. Innocent!Harry, Dark!Harry, Master of Death! Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,798 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Harry P., Alucard
Guardian of Magic by wolfsrainrules reviews
Winter needed a Guardian. Jack needed Hope. MiM is making plans and sends Jack to Winter hoping to make the future Guardian Happy. He set something in motion not even He had expected. (FEM!Harry(Winter) Pairing:Fem!Harry/Jack)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,249 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 1,149 - Follows: 1,273 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Harry P., Jack Frost
Reasons to Celebrate by Rottenwraith reviews
Future Industries is hosting a gala to celebrate the deafeat of Amon, arranged by the new CEO. Korrasami, please read and review.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,951 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 10/20/2012 - [Asami S., Korra] - Complete
Girl of War by FullmetalVampire123 reviews
On the Promised Day, Isabella Hawkeye was dragged through the Portal of Truth to the other side trying to save Mustang. After 4 years, she regains some sense and drags herself back through, losing part of her leg in the process. Much to her irritation, 7 all too familiar vampires follow her. Olivier/Riza, Ed C/Bella/Rosalie, Ed E/Winry, others to follow
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,529 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Riza H., Bella
Whitebeard lives on by Youikina reviews
Whitebeard is Harry Potter! Going back to his original world, Edward bring his sons, with an extra boy. A deal was made. Save the Wizarding World, and Edward gets to live another lifetime with his sons
Crossover - Harry Potter & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,876 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Harry P., Whitebeard
The Ocean Jewels: Redone by AmaltheaLuchiaAizen reviews
Redone Version of The Ocean's Jewel! A strange Inheritance leaves Harry in a strange situation! Will she adjust to having a loving mate and her Mother's real family? Pairings: FemHarry/Gin, FemIchigo/Aizen, Grimmjow/FemUlquiorra, FemTwins/Kisuke, Szayel/FemUryu, FemYumichika/Ikkaku, FemChad/Neville, FemToushiro/Draco, Byakuya/FemRenji. Bad Dumbledore, Yamamoto and Mayuri
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,115 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Harry P., G. Ichimaru
Severus' Brother by Aguamenta reviews
Harry begins to have strange dreams and recieves a letter from Lily. Harry's view of himself is about to be radically changed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 74,246 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Frozen Flame by jinx777 reviews
The day he was born, Naruto was taken from his parents and used for one of Orochimaru's twisted experiments to create the perfect human. Four years later he is found just after Orochimaru ran away from the village. The problem is that they arrived too late.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,477 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 1,551 - Follows: 1,502 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Naruto U., Samui
Spirit animals by ReadAlert reviews
Harry wasn't from this world and was born with spiritual powers. Powerful, independent hufflepuff Harry. Harry/? pairing. Bashing on Dumbledore, Ron, Ginny and Molly.
Crossover - Harry Potter & BraveStarr - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Harry P.
Of Blood and Bondage by sweetPixiesmile reviews
The villains have been quiet. So much so that Team Possible is taking a much deserved break in more ways than one, until Doctor Drakken appears at Kim's home, bloody and dying. Set after Season 4. Ron/Yori, Bet/Viv, KiGo.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 142,810 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Kim P., Shego - Complete
Hellsing: Of Kitsunes and Wolves by The Swordslinger reviews
New version to come soon, check out the newest chapter for details.
Crossover - Hellsing & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,361 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Hans G., Naruto U.
Naruto, The Fox by Fan of Fanfics reviews
Naruto once again reprises his role as "The Fox", the superpowered theif, though slightly different than in Uzumaki X. Part of my "Lost in other Worlds" collection. Pairing is Naruto/Raven/Terra. No like, No read.
Crossover - Naruto & Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,247 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 644 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Naruto U., Raven
When A God Emperor Goes To War by JA Baker reviews
In the grim-dark future of the 40th millennium, there is only an unpaid debt to be called in...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Warhammer - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 11/23/2011 - 11th Doctor, The Emperor - Complete
Naruto of the Thousand Skills by 666kidrobot reviews
Naruto is offered to be trained by Twisted Fate and friends.
Crossover - Naruto & League of Legends - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,486 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Naruto U., Annie
Flower Storm by Safe runner reviews
Zaraki Unohana! My first Bleach fic! Retsu's and Kenpachi's relatonship is about to get complicated! Read and Enjoy.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 32,452 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 10/17/2007 - R. Unohana, K. Zaraki
Meeting the Parents by TenchiSaWaDa reviews
Tsuna and Chrome have been going out. Chrome has gained confidence in the family. But a chance meeting has stirred old memories, old wounds. How will the new react with the old? HOw will families react to each other? 2796
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,918 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Chrome D.
High School Trauma by Hellbound-spirit reviews
Sakura thought this would be just another boring school year. However, the arrival of a few new students makes that quite impossible...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 41,753 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Sakura H., Neji H.
The Inventor by DOORSTEPPED reviews
Harry Potter, preferably known as Langdon "Ray" Aleksandar Hargreaves, is an inventor, a prodigy, and... rather odd. Features a Steampunk!Harry AU Possible Slash and Prodigy!Ravenclaw!Harry. Rated for safety, and most likey language- I'm a potty mouth
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Harry P., Luna L.
Uzumaki's Wrath by Uzumaki Crossover reviews
At a young age, Naruto is sent from his world to the world of the Avatar and thanks to a certain blind girl, he will gain a new family. Not only that, he will learn what really happened to him and learn to bend with the avatar. Naru/Harem.
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 113,805 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 1,278 - Follows: 1,026 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Naruto U., Toph
Konoha's Hunter by BabLe7 reviews
On Naruto's fifth birthday he is given a pet. That pet inspired him to pursue an unusual specialty. Poisons. With the eyes of a hawk he locates and brings down his prey like a master hunter. pairing undecided M for when i randomly add detailed violence. INDEFINITE HIATUS. CHECK PAGE FOR REASONS.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,205 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Naruto U.
Forever Changed by HiroJiyuNaka reviews
Naruto, ready to die, is saved by an angel. But when this angel is in danger, he must become what he sought to proove he was not. And how will the consequences affect him? Hanyou!Futa!Naruto/Harem. LOTS OF FUTA! SMUT WITH A PLOT! Lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,622 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Naruko U., Haku
Naruto the Lord of the Ten Rings by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Ten rings of power. A heritage realized on the night Naruto gets the forbidden scroll. Where will his quest take him. Will he make his great grandfathers legacy shine or will he overshadow it. Naruto/Temari possible harem DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,448 - Reviews: 894 - Favs: 1,576 - Follows: 1,505 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Naruto U., Temari
Mahou Hitman Tsunayoshi by Motomiya Hibiki-kun reviews
Three years has pass, now Tsuna has been sent to Mahora to protect a certain young Konoe from any evil that want to get their hands on her rare powers. but troubles alway lurk behind the shadows waiting for the young Vongola to let up. TsunaxHarem.
Crossover - Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 74,571 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Konoka K., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Naruto ledgends: New lord of the Westeren Lands by vanpiric heart reviews
Naruto found he's been lied to. He finds the swords of an ancient ruler and gains a true father. With the power of the Inu tribe Naruto will take the world by storm all the while getting even with his former family. NO YOAI, Naruto x Girl s?
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,474 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Sesshomaru, Naruto U.
Alternate Dimensions: Kaze no Kitsune by Uzumaki Crossover reviews
Naruto was taken away at a young age by orochimaru, then the crap we saw happened to him. Now he is back, and mst fufill an age old prophecy: Defeat Trigon as the Kyuubi's Heir. He must also find his twin sister: Terra. Naru/Starfire. Rated T for now.
Crossover - Naruto & Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,854 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Naruto U., Starfire
Origin of Rokushiki by wolfpac3000 reviews
The Rokushiki,known as the deadliest six moves in the world, no one knows of the origins of these incredible mmoves or that they were mainly created by accident. Watch Naruto rock the world, with his amazing techiques!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,345 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Naruto U., Fū
Manipyure Ta no Chakra by Rebunanta reviews
REVISED. Naruto is exiled after the Valley of the End failure. 10 years later, an unknown ninja appears with strange techniques and abilities called the Manipyure Ta no Chakra. NaruKureAnko. Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,601 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Naruto U.
Iron Fox by BNGwarrior reviews
When Naruto falls in the forest of death, he is saved by an unlikely source, but also becomes a whole new kind of ninja. now, donning a shining red and orange armor, naruto and a handfull of other will become the knights of the elemental continent.
Crossover - Ironman & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,941 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Naruto U.
Ties That Bind by Ailith111 reviews
When Harry finds out he has an uncle he desperately abandons everything and everyone and sets off to find a new adventure. And perhaps something else too. Rated for swearing. Slash. HP/TD
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,526 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 1,569 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Harry P., Tony D.
Harry Potter and What is Next Effects the Now by Noblewolfe reviews
What if before Harry ever found out about the wizarding world he had an encounter with someone that would alter his very existence and way of life.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,847 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 8/25/2009
Harry Who by lucifael75 reviews
Harry is brought up with a very interesting Doctor, how will that effect the way he views the world in this AU.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,454 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 900 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Harry P.
The Orange and Black Mask by angelgurl079 reviews
Sequel to Pretty Flower Please read that first, it is amazing SakuraxTobi. She loves him, He loves her. He messed with her memories, She wants to kill him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,996 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Sakura H., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Paper Heart by NeonZangetsu reviews
A simple inquiry after Pain's defeat sets a whirlwind of events into motion for Uzumaki Naruto. Now, gifted with all the powers of a god, what on earth will he do with them? Will he fight for good? Evil? Something else? NarutoxKonan Fluff! AU, EPIC!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,301 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 144 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Naruto U., Konan
Battousai's Apprentice by Bloody9Fox reviews
Dark!Naruto, but later Evil!Naruto. After training under the Battousai ever since he was four, Naruto is forced to come back to Konoha after the Battousai's death. Unlike his sensei though, Naruto will become strong using his hatred. Naruto/FemHaku
Crossover - Rurouni Kenshin & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 88,488 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 728 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Kenshin, Naruto U.
Choices by Obsidian3 reviews
It's the choices we make that make us who we are. multi-fandom crossover Alice/Mirana, Dorothy/Ozma
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,689 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Alice K., White Queen/Mirana of Marmoreal
The Demon Prince of Konoha by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
There is a legend of a demon that lives in the forest surrounding Konoha. Some people say that the demon is an enemy of the village while others say it protects it. The Sand Trio had never heard of this legend until the Chuunin Exam. NaruTema
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 70,076 - Reviews: 2091 - Favs: 2,287 - Follows: 2,240 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Temari, Naruto U. - Complete
Days Like This by Sylenttails reviews
IT’s one thing to be tossed thru the Veil for something he didn’t do. It was quite another to wake in his animigus form in a world not his own. Harry just knew someone was laughing at him somewhere. Mech/Mech pairings inside.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,492 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 1,159 - Follows: 1,422 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Harry P., Ironhide
Harry Potter and the Quantum Leap by Seel'vor reviews
Harry Potter won the Second Blood War and defeated his enemies... and was left with nothing. Decades later, he contributes to the creation of a revolutionary new piece of technology and destroys the future in order to rewrite his own past...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 274,521 - Reviews: 4363 - Favs: 5,513 - Follows: 5,702 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Champions by Thor's Shadow reviews
Harry takes a moment to help another Champion during the Second Task, and the unexpected aftermath forever changes his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,370 - Reviews: 2769 - Favs: 5,568 - Follows: 6,049 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - [Harry P., Fleur D.]
Dont ever let her go by LucklessDreams reviews
."Jacob Black?" I heard a deep voice say, I looked around, there was no one here but me and a black cat…..then the cat opened its mouth "Are you Jacob?" it asked. I nearly jumped in the air, and I put my sweatpants on in a hurry...
Crossover - Bleach & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,451 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Renji A., Jacob
Beyblading At Hogwarts by Rose-Petal-Falling324 reviews
Basically what the title says but there isn't much beyblading just the bladers going to Hogwarts. Now rated T again but if you think still should be an M just let me know.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 43 - Words: 39,627 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Tyson G./Takao K., Max T./Max M. - Complete
Lost and Found by kimiii reviews
Sakura's life goes downhill once Sasuke and Ino get married. She then joins Akatsuki. With them, she finds a family, but will she find love? ItaSaku its my first story, flames welcome. BEING REWRITTEN. PREVIOUS CHAPTERS HAVE BEEN DELETED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,704 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
The Vacation by scarletmirror reviews
Sakura is forced to go on a paid vacation for three months, she can go wherever she likes. Sakura ends up meeting the leader of the Akatsuki when she stops at a small village outside of rain, read to find out what happens.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,354 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Pain/Pein, Sakura H.
How To Drown Sweetly by Ringbearingreasergal reviews
"You don't see a single ounce of beauty in you, do you, Terra?" Reno asked incredulously. "You don't see a thing worth forgiving. I watched you for half an hour and I knew I was watching a HERO stand at the horizon." One-shot.
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,529 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Reno, Terra - Complete
Tales of a badass by Erutaretiltneced reviews
A young Naruto stumbles upon a book written by none other than the great Shinigami, Zaraki Kenpachi himself. The book details some of his life, and instructs the reader on how to become a badass of his level. Will Naruto take the words to heart? AU fic
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,139 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 236 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Naruto U.
Emotionless by 8675309 reviews
During the fight with Pein, Naruto is thrown into the dimension rift. In order to keep Naruto in tact and not shredded to pieces. The Kyuubi lost his chakra and died, not before he took Naruto's emotions.
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,697 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Naruto U., Annabeth C.
A Quarter of a Soul by psychotic7796 reviews
What if Harry Potter had been born with extra powers that wizards feared and thought was myth? What if the powers he had, had not been seen for years, not since Ancient Egypt? What if he had met Yugi Mutou during the summer after 5th year? Possible SLASH!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 72,949 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Harry P., Yūgi M.
Pictures Worth a Thousand Tales by Yami Dragoness of Dark reviews
A picture is worth a thousand tales, so what tales do the other Arcobaleno's pictures tell? Fon is determined to find out. For GymleaderNaeco. Arcobaleno Shenanigans! :3 Fluff, and cheeze.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,324 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Fon - Complete
Save Me From This Hell by Pinkster Lily reviews
Edward never came back from his 'rebelious years’. Carlisle sees a sick Bella and struck by how similar the situation is to Edwards,he changes her.The problem? Bella didn't want to be a vampire. A red-eyed Edward shows up. Can he help Bella to love again?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,527 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Edward, Bella
Cho Dragonblood by Mariphasa Hecatene reviews
An Asian girl reaches across time to acquire the one ingredient she needs for a spell to press back the forces of evil--an ingredient she can only get from her great-grandfather, traveling West on an errand of the Gods...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Cho C., Hakkai C.
Wish Upon A Falling Star by Dark Disaster reviews
Harry gets dragged off to New Orleans with the Dursleys for the summer and once there meets a mysterious red-eyed man. Will Harry finally have an incentive to win the war and survive?
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,956 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 1,425 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Harry P., Gambit - Complete
Naruto: ROTT II: Deathstroke in Konoha by DarkUzumaki reviews
Sequel to Naruto: Rise of the Titans Naruto's in his own world now. His adventures with the Titan's have changed him...he knows this. What he doesn't know is whats still to come. He thought his adventure was almost at an end, but it had only just begun.
Crossover - Naruto & Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,048 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Naruto U., Raven
Flight of the Bumblebee by Amaya Natsuya reviews
HP crossover. Contains yaoi. By accident or fate, Trowa discovers he still has family on earth. When he arrives at the Dursleys, he meets nine-year-old Harry Potter. Trowa wanted nothing to do with his family, but will Harry convince him to stay?
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 91,182 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 1,249 - Follows: 1,434 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Trowa B./No-Name, Quatre W.
Deceiving Appearance by Gomjibar22 reviews
Naruto is successful at bringing Sasuke from the Valley of the End but during the return trip to Konoha Gaara learns Naruto’s deepest secret. Gaara X FemNaruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,744 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Naruto: The Puppet King by GodricGryff reviews
CANCELLED.Uzumaki Naruto travels to Suna, and there he stumbles upon the old place of Sasori. Naruto trains to become the best Puppet user in the world, all with the help of the Hokage. Dark story
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,077 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 1,228 - Follows: 1,114 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Naruto U.
Love Letter by SilentSnowDreamer reviews
oneshot written for 6927 fanday: Reborn sets Tsuna and Mukuro up on a date, so what do Mukuro and Tsuna plan on doing? rated just to be safe. short, bad plot, a bit of comedy, Tsuna in denial... - - I tried...
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,611 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Mukuro R., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Not So Relaxing Vacation by lonely-Umbreon455 reviews
Itex is destroyed. The Flock, Ella, and Dr. Martinez go on a private cruise. But what's up with the crew? Better than it sounds. First fanfic. FAX of course, OCxOC
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 66,277 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Max, Fang - Complete
Harry Potter: A dark story by 01hari reviews
Harry knows that he is a wizard at an early age. He practices magic while staying at Dursely's. Powerful and unforgiving Harry Potter. Harry/Ginny pairing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,422 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 985 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Devil May Cry by Musical Bear reviews
Bella has twin brothers she never told the Cullens about, not only that but she kept hidden the fact that she is part human...and part demon.
Crossover - Devil May Cry & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,034 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 142 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Dante, Bella
From A Different Perspective by Kafaru reviews
AU What if instead of just Team 7 going to wave team ten came along? What if Naruto actually had a special Talent & personality he no one except Iruka and the Third saw? Ino’s views of the ‘Dead last’ are completely changed. NaruIno
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,734 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Ino Y., Naruto U.
Spartan Shinobi by Unknown-nin345 reviews
At the age of Five, the Hokage finds out that the Kyuubi is altering Naruto's body. With this in mind he decides to start up a program that had been deemed undoable: The Spartan Program. It's time to kick ass.
Crossover - Halo & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,982 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 101 - Published: 5/18/2009 - C. Halsey, Naruto U.
Ten Twilight Excuses by Kiara212 reviews
Small lists which are about Twilight related excuses. Feel free to use them. Suggest themes and I'll do them! And of course, I don't own Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 4,840 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008
A New Yet Similar Path by Zukara reviews
Naruto is forced to use a jutsu by the Kyuubi to send him back in time. Now, in an altered 13 year old body, and the knowledge of his future and his arsenal of jutsu at his disposal, what will he change? Narusakuino. Mature, just in case.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,907 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 1,129 - Follows: 1,231 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Naruto U.
I'm An Otaku And Proud Of It! by Roxius reviews
After having dated for a few months already, Shinobu finds it for the best if Travis was to dispose of all of his 'Pure White Lover Bizarre jelly' merchandise, much to the male assassin's annoyance. Please R & R!
No More Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Travis T., Shinobu - Complete
Hidden Life, Namikaze Rise by starlightscribe reviews
Naruto has worn a mask all his life. Only one person has seen completly through it and she has come to konohagakure. Secrects reviled Mask thrown aside and Naruto is...what!...who!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,617 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Naruto U., Haku
The Tenant, The Sensei by L.V. of Wales reviews
What if the Kyuubi showed himself to Naruto at a young age because of a life threatening situation and agreed to help him train to become the Hokage?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 164,625 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Naruto U.
All because of a dress by maverick9871 reviews
The day of team placement Ino sees Naruto attack Sasuke and then the event later with Sakura and this event changes the future of the Shinobi nation and pushes Naruto beyond the breaking point. Every choice has a consequence. Pairing Naruto Ino later
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 143,914 - Reviews: 1223 - Favs: 1,704 - Follows: 766 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Ino Y., Naruto U. - Complete
Descended of Zaraki by Weasleysrule reviews
A three year old Naruto was hated by Konoha. But a certain man would like to train him. That man is none other than his grandfather and the father of Uzumaki Kushina. This man is none other than Zaraki Kenpachi, a Taicho of Seireitei. Naruto/Harem no yaoi
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,326 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Naruto U., K. Zaraki
Bladebreakers meet the Rock Angels by MarieWong reviews
The bladebreakers plus Hilary meet a new team full of girls,but what happens when one of the girls is from Ray's home town. A lot of hilary bashing if you dont like then dont read. RayxOC, TysonxOC, MaxxOC, KaixOC, and KennyxOC
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,830 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Ray/Rei K.
Hearts Entwined by Scarlette Shizuru reviews
The Bladebreakers and Tala were told to go to a school in New York, there, they find the most unusual things. Not only that strange things begin to happen. KaiOC, TalaOC and etc. Chap 36 up! Sorry for late update and for wrong typo. Thanks for 100 reviews
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 81,462 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Complete
Past, Present, Future by xokatherine229 reviews
Sakura is thrown into the past. Having no idea why she is here or what to do. She now has to live with the Uchiha's and try not to change the past, hence that would change her future. But will love interfer? ItachiXSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 137,138 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Wraith of the Shinigami by HistorianoftheKais reviews
One cannot cheat the God of Death. However, the Shinigami is a reasonably fair deity as Konoha soon discovers. Naruto personally learns what happens when one gains a divine gift.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,742 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 1,206 - Follows: 1,377 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Naruto U., Koyuki
Shattered by muhnemma reviews
Bella never jumped and so the Cullens didn't return to Forks until three years after leaving, when they find Bella's grave. Thirteen years later they meet a mysterious boy who leads them to the vampiric Bella and to a war greater than they ever imagined.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,088 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 5/13/2008
The Last Night by mskayla reviews
All Human. Renee is a druggie that beats Bella. Her dad turns his head because he's in love with Renee. It started when she was 14. For 3 yrs she thinks she worthless cutting herself. Can the Cullens change her outlook on life?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 47 - Words: 90,126 - Reviews: 1823 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Life after death by DeExil reviews
Naruto dies by Kakashi's hands. As he stands and watches his body a shinigami comes and offers him guidance, Naruto starts a new life as a shinigami. Naruto x Bleach crossover Harem ADOPTED BY Minor Disaster
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 95,498 - Reviews: 1490 - Favs: 1,438 - Follows: 1,503 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Naruto U., Haku
Naruto, the Black Mage by Kyrrlatur reviews
Major AU. Kidnapped from Konoha and left to die, Naruto is trained in Black Magic by the unsent soul of Lulu. Powerful, possibly godlike Naruto. Cynical humor. Kyuubi as a battle doll! Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 108,796 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 2,499 - Follows: 1,138 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Runaway by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Ruto and Nata, two peaceful villagers, a young married couple in wave run a simple restaurant. One day ninja from Konoha come and their past comes back to haunt them. Naruto and Hinata Uzumaki thought dead are dragged back to Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,822 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 1,059 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
A Noah's Neko by azeroth5 reviews
‘Why do these kind of things always happen to me !’ was the thought of our favorite white haired exorcist as he was standing in front of a level four Akuma that was about to attack him . But for the moment our favorite exorcist a Cat!- Allen X Lulubell
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,933 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 41 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Allen Walker, Lulubell
Return to the Past by wilkins75 reviews
The village is gone, only one hope remains go into the past and change history. Naruto/Sakura Shikamaru/Temari others. From the creator of Return of Namikaze
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 62,853 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 9/29/2008 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Ancients Reborn by maverick9871 reviews
Kushina hides a secret from everyone and then makes sure her son will not face the burden he is about to carry alone, when shes done, the world shall fear her son. Starwarsxcrossover. Dark, powerful, perverted, demented Naruto and many females.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 102,098 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 775 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008 - E. Piell, Naruto U.
Fox of the Blades by kitsune sannin reviews
What if on the night of the Uchiha Massacre Another plan was being set into action and because of this Naruto meets someone that would help train him to be the best.First fan fic.Rated M for violence,gore,languge.1st of its kind thats not yoai.original
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 87,856 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Naruto a Shunned Hero by Austln reviews
What if the fourth weakened the Kyuubi so its chakra combined with Naruto's instead of being seperate? What if the Kyuubi could be controlled by Naruto? dont own naruto naruino REVIEW!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,285 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 3/14/2007
Moving On by trulywicked reviews
Sakura rejects Naruto harshly and he decides to move on and make some changes. Those changes catch Temari's attention but what will happen when Sakura decides that she made a mistake rejecting him?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,329 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Naruto U., Temari
The Cure for a Cherry Blossom by NatsNeko reviews
Sasuke has betrayed the village and Naruto left to train. Sakura is left alone and broken. When she is set up on a blind date, will she open up to the stranger? Or will she never love again? Shikasaku chap 14 up, is someone trying to replace shikamaru?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,513 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Shikamaru N., Sakura H.
Once Upon A Hunt by Child-Of-God13 reviews
Bella is a lonely vampire Edward comes upon during a hunt. But Bella is broken beyond repair in the form of her past. Can Edward fix her? Will they fall in love? Or is it true that the past comes back to haunt you? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,103 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 3/9/2008
Power of the Ancients by Zaara the black reviews
Naruto at the age of 5 is left for dead in the Forbidden Tower that has killed many. Now 9 years have past and it's time to rock Konoha and he's going to do it while kicking so much ass. Super Naruto. Naruto/Harem rating for good reason
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,426 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Naruto U., Hanabi H.
Naruto New Way by maverick9871 reviews
After the battle of the bridge Naruto life takes an unexpected twist as he learns he can find true happiness. NarutoxHakux?maybe
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,227 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Naruto U., Haku - Complete
Deception by Niwasae reviews
FemNaruSasu. PossessiveSasu. AbsentmindedNaru. The last time Naru ever remembers wearing feminine clothing was when she was 2. What happens when she reveals her self through a deal with the hokage? Mpreg...maybe...first FemNaru fic I wrote...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,891 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Rokudiame by maverick9871 reviews
Naruto is 16 and its time to reveal a secret no one knows about and what is this, hes leaving the leaf village forever. See what happens and why in this story. Main pairing Naruto and princess Yukie.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,830 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Not Alone by EvanescentDream93 reviews
Future oneshot that I have no idea why I wrote. Anyway, Death City and everyone they ever cared about is gone. All they have is each other and the wish to not be alone. Some Maka and Soul. WARNING: Kind of depressing. Extended Ending Added!
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,242 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Be careful what you wish for by maverick9871 reviews
See what happens when one little wish causes a whole lot of trouble NarutoXKyuubi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,596 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 87 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
The Swiftly Tilting Balance by Steamboat Ghost reviews
A post war adventure dealing with old and new conflicts alike. Current: After saving the town of Chin, the gaang get to relax at festival celebrating their victory. Unfortunately, the festival doesn't quite go as planned, ending devastatingly for everyon
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 88,359 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 4/15/2007
Thank God for Kage Bunshin by Minato Namikaze reviews
Oneshot. Heavy Lemon Fic. Naru/FemKyuu. Naruto gives in to Kyuubi and gives her a real body that will last, not just a kage bunshin.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 136 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Kurenai Knight by maverick9871 reviews
See how a simple change in time can change the life of so many. NarutoxKurenai AnkoxIruka
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 86,433 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Kurenai Y., Naruto U. - Complete
White Lightning by Diaconsecond reviews
Banished from Konoha after fail in retrieve Sasuke Naruto became the council scapegoat, making a deal with his devil Naruto will gain a power beyond measure, he will get another dream bring glory to Kumo as the White Lightning... NarutoXYugito Naruto Dmc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,092 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 696 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Naruto U.
Odd One Out by blankdreamer reviews
Haruno Sakura. The one who was a forever burden. A/N: I don't really like this story, it might be trashed soon. My writing REALLY sucks here, and hah, I'm sorry it sucked, it was written a long time ago, and my writing style has changed. Completely.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 35,228 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Darkness Before Dawn by Silenced Ash reviews
Fate loves to play with our lives. Naruto knows this especially. The nine tailed fox demon was sealed inside him, after all. But what if, the fox wasn't a fox at all, but a vampire? What then? Naruto/Hellsing Crossover, Naruto x Harem, Alucardx?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,836 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Naruto U.
Morbid Curiosity by Maahiyum reviews
Sakura has seen every medical feat, but there is one person who still confuses her because his immortality doesn’t make any sense. Sakura sets to find out his secrets and a way to protect Naruto. Disembodied heads, Awkward moments, and ...Romance? HidaSak
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,830 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Espada no Naruto: Fading shades of grey by LoliBat reviews
AU Xover with Bleach. Uzumaki Naruto was never the ordinary to begin with,and he stays this way even in death.With a group of eight, will he have what it takes to turn Hueco Mundo back to its past glory countless milleniums ago? Hiatus, to be rewritten.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,653 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Naruto U.
Rituals, Worshipping, and Love by NatsNeko reviews
17-year-old Sakura is a worshipper. No one knows she is, but her team starts to get a little worried. What will Sakura do when she meets someone just like her? HidanXSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,793 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Sakura H., Hidan - Complete
Shinobi May Cry by The Inner Hollow reviews
Naruto awakend something of enormous demonic potential on the bridge in wave. That thing wasn't Kyuubi and it was last seen in the legendary devil hunters Nero and Dante! Naruto DMC4 crossover. Next chapter out soon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 78 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Naruto U., Lee R.
Moonlight Sonata by DigiFruit reviews
Ino complains that all the Konoha boys don’t know how to loosen up and have some fun on a Friday night, which makes the girls wonder what a fun-loving guy like Naruto does on his days off. Drinking? Clubbing? Laundry? Or something more profound?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,195 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 1,212 - Follows: 178 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
New Flock by faxness4ever reviews
There isn't enough room for a summary here. Full summary inside. Ok, update. Currently on hold until I figure out what to do with it.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/21/2008 - Published: 4/19/2008
Sisters of the Circle by maverick9871 reviews
Naruto wakes up one morning and discovers his entire life is changed forever, He is given food, training material and new cloths and its all thanks to the mysterious sister of the circles. Watch as he learns who they are and as he becomes loved and feared
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 133,210 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Naruto U.
Hermione's Harem by selenepotter reviews
Each of the Ministry 6 is the Boywholived in their own world. Now they've all traveled to the same world. Dark Harry. Harem Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,543 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Shinobi no Zanpakuto by jubei zankage reviews
Naruko Uzumaki awakes a new power, and passes it on to her comrades, the zanpaku-to fem naru/oc naruto/bleachXover
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,979 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Naruto U.
Wings of Ice by The Inner Hollow reviews
Inside Naruto lies a power unseen for over a millenia. Now it rises once more to protect those he loves. Sōten ni zase, Hyorinmaru!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 53 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Naruto U.
Agito's first love by IIyana reviews
When Agito finds someone he starts to love, how will this end when he has a hard time showing his feelings to anyone... A/N i re-typed the ending
Air Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,457 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Complete
Ino Crusade by maverick9871 reviews
An accident durring the chunnin exam fight between Sakura and Ino begins a new life for not only Ino but Naruto also. NarutoxIno
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,014 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 375 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Ino Y., Naruto U.
A Black Rose by Black Karasu reviews
She was a black rose. Having to deal with family losses, adoption, kill, blood, demons, and high school. Pairing: ItachixSakura A lot of Ino bashingSasuke bashing! Rated T for A LOT of death. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 83,234 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Her Secret by xokatherine229 reviews
She has a secret that no one knows about, not even her. But when she starts to have nightmares that start to reveal her past and clues leading her closer to her past, she runs into a old friend that is now an enemy? Does he know about her past? Sakura X
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 123,141 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Sakura H. - Complete
I Hate You by tgobg reviews
The Vandread people come in contact with a man who has traveled many dimension and has lived for thousands of years. How will they react to his presence? Naruto/Vandread crossover
Crossover - Vandread & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,895 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 120 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Complete
Code Moon by EvanescentDream93 reviews
Everything seems lost after Lyoko has been destroyed until a new sector appears. With it, new players show up who may have the keys to destroying Xana once and for all. But will they choose to save the world or to truely live? Odd/O.C Will/O.C. DONE!
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 156,311 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Complete
You Know You've Read Twilight Too Many Times When by Alyson May reviews
Pretty much I compiled a list of things you'll do if you've read Twilight enough times......my first oneshot!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Complete
Weather: Rainbows, Snow, and Ice by Nefarian reviews
Rated K for fluff :Rainbows put the smile back on your face. -Yamamoto and Gokudera- :Snow is simple; like some love. -Mukuro and Chrome- :Ice is harsh, but there is always something to melt it. -Hibari and Tsuna-
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Complete
Why by lostvoices reviews
Kyubbi is female and Naruto is slowly merging with her. But what he doesn’t know that by merging with her he’s changing. Will Naruto be able to handle the news? will he be able to let someone love him with his past
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,889 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 7/25/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Death Note Naruto by Ninjouzata reviews
The Death Note falls and lands on Naruto, what will unfurl now that Naruto has the Death Note, and whats this? Kyuubi is a Shinigami as well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/17/2007 - Published: 8/18/2007
The left hand of kami by soulthief2 reviews
Kidnapped at the end of the Wave mission, Naruto endures horrors. when he finally escapes, will he be stable enough to return to society? Narutoxharem naruharem. Yaoi is the scourge of the universe when it is in great qunatities. Weep for the world....
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,808 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Naruto U.
Unreturned Love by maverick9871 reviews
After Asuma funeral Kurenia finds a book that reveals how several woman changed the life of one individual
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,413 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Damonic Rapture by alteris reviews
A new kid has arrived at school, but he gets kidnapped by XANA before first period because of his mysterious Zune and the A.I. contained within. Now, two months later, XANA is asking for their help. Please R&R, all reviews are accepted! Complete, for now.
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 120,518 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/15/2007 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Complete
Satisfaction Guaranteed! Refunds Not Accepted by Silvel-chan reviews
Kid Sakura and Akatsuki. Mix these two together and what do you have? Well, looks like you'll have to read to find out!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,468 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Sakura H.
Sin Alchemist by maverick9871 reviews
Naruto is in the 2nd part of the chunnin exams but something new happens and you learn that Konoha is not immune to equivalent exchange. Major Kabuto butt kicking.
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,853 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 105 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Fenrir and the Fox by Odin's Scribe reviews
What would happen if a young boy no one had ever seen before appeared in Konoha one night, over six years after the Kyuubi attack? What secrets does he hold and how will his presence affect the future of the village? NaruSaku OCTema Sasu?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 107,920 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Scarlet Darling by NarutoXHinataPie reviews
AU. Ino, Konoha's number one gossiper, doesnt know the identity of Sakura's new boyfriend. She asks her again, and gets the reply I want to go to a concert. Whats her secret? The Scarlet Moon concert will reveal it all. [DeiSaku, Deidara x Sakura]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Desert Aang by meninwhite reviews
Aang is given Desert Punks personality now see this Wimp go to PimP!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/21/2007
Hebi no Tsubaki by The Ambitious Blank reviews
The Serpent's Camellia" - Orochimaru discovers that mindless devotion can be a dangerous tool... (Kimimaro x Orochimaru, death)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,746 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/4/2005
Desperado by Meredith T. Tasaki reviews
I disclaim all responsibility for any insanity caused by this fic... Somewhere in the unspecified future, Ash loses a bet with Sabrina... Expect Kareoke, love, insane Pokemon Watchers, and pure bloody insanity.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2001 - Complete
Hogwarts raps #1 by Nein reviews
Harry, Ron and Hermione break it down.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2001
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hey fans and haters, i know its been a while but heres a little info about ma page.
Anime X-overs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Complete
This is a challenge reviews
a story idea i wanted to write but since I'm focusing on my actual book i don't have the time. so me and bit would love to see others try this out and see the results. so give it your best shot. signed Mega with love
Crossover - Harry Potter & My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Harry P., Zecora - Complete