SilyBeautifulOversensitiveGirl
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Joined 02-28-08, id: 1511826, Profile Updated: 06-29-08
Author has written 6 stories for Twilight.

Yeah, I'm SilyBeautifulOversensitiveGirl! I am unconditionally and irrevocably in love with the Twilight Series and of course Edward Cullen (don't the two go hand in hand?) I am also addicted to fan fiction. Seriously, I read like 5 hours of fan fiction a day.

I'll basically just be doing this for fun.

~ALL ABOUT ME~

My pen name is SilyBeautifulOversensitiveGirl, I guess some people might want an explanation and if you don't too bad I'm writing it anyway. This is what Edward calls Bella when she is all hurt after his rejection to her in the chapter called Compromise in Eclipse. Once I read that, it just had to be used somewhere!!Why is silly spelt wrong? Yes, I actually am aware of that, thank you. Because my ridiculous name that I just had to have was to long so I made some cuts were it was necessary.( I'm sorry L, nothing personal)

Name: Rachel, and that's all you get (stalkers!!)

Age: somewhere in high school (still wondering where)

Favorite books: TWILIGHT!!, New Moon, Eclipse (Stephenie Meyer I worship thee), Eragon, Eldest, all Donna Jo Napoli books, most Meg Cabot books, A Tree Grows in Brooklyn, and many many many more.

Music: everything and then some. I really like Muse, The Fray, ugh!! There's to edwardin' many!! I like all music except for rap. Yeah, I really hate rap. I found this band called Lapush( so of course I bought all of there Cd's) and everytime I listen to them all I can see is Jacob singing lead with Sam on guitar and Quil with a tambourine...yay for strange mental images!

Somethings you should also know: I replace Edwards name with every curse and basically use his name for lack of better descriptive words. (I got that from a fanfiction but I can't remember which one...)If somethings great it was edwardin great. If it sucks it was edwardin bad. ~ I also have these random outburst were I just say whatever I'm thinking at the moment without even realizing it sometimes and everyone looks at me weird. My friends and family have come to accept this brain dysfunction. Strangers BEWARE!! I also have crazy awesome friends! I also quote twilight as much as possible and try to tie into EVERYTHING!! I'm among some of the most obsessed people in the world! I especially love randomly quoting Twilight to people who have no idea what I'm talking about...ahh, good times. Me and my friend Caroline email our lives away and our emails are so twisted, sigh, One day Caroline, one day we'll put our world domination plan into action, but first we'll need to buy that parking garage...

INSIDE JOKES AND AWESOME QUOTES+

He had the Reverse Michael Jackson Treatment - Caroline

(After watching The Davinci Code)Amy: That's the mafia!! Me: Nooo, that's the Jesus Mafia!

If you touch yourself again, I'm going to kill you! ( haha, I love Casey)

Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.

(Our commentary to the movie Jumper) Me and Caroline: Just grab her and do it!! Just grab her and do it!! Hayden Christensen: This might hurt a little.

Me: Yes, you can pry it off my dead corpse. Amy : No, I've got people to do that...

Emily: that's a really tall snowman. Me : well he is 6'2 soo... Emily: why is he soo tall? Me : because he's a 107 year old vampire named Edward Cullen, duh! But don't worry he has yellow eyes! Emily: nervous laugh (sigh, never read twilight )

Vashi: This is my baby, his name is Sama Bama Oladen and he's going to be a pilot when he grows up!

Let's play Tundra safari!

(picking out sneakers) Me: These look gymish! Matt: Have you ever even been to a gym?? Me: nooo, but I've seen them on TV! Matt : sighs

Why do we say something is out of whack? What IS whack?

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

Random Boys Walking By: Crack, Crack Casey: Pot, Pot, Marijuana

ALL BE WARNED: CAROLINE IS A DERANGED BEAST THAT HARASSES KELSEY AND KILLS LITTLE POSSUM FETUSES!

(emotional speaker voice)Amy: We will unite and make an Easter egg alliance and crush all the little children and there dreams!!For we will find ALL the Easter eggs!!

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is
made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

Amy: I was told the killer was going to be here...but as you can see it's just me, the resurrected child and this mere bush.

You're like Lemony Snicket on steroids!

Steve: Old ladies make me laugh, that and circus midgets. (Ok Steve, surrreeee)

Jess: My ears are offended for the English!!

Angry Steve: I want my fruit punch and I want it now, darn it!

He's dazzling her with his moustache!

Me: Just don't do that in public, ok? Dani: A grown man did it on Tv! I can do it in public! Me: Grown men do alot of things on Tv that you shouldn't do in public...

Amy: It's Genital Herpies in a box! Huzzah!

Amy: It's our time now...to dress like spartans and jump out of a coockoo clock!

If cheese was a person it would be Donald Trump! But the nicer, younger version, with real hair.

Ben: What has 148 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? Me: what? Ben: My zipper! Julie: Yeah, more like Peter Parker...

Caroline: The door is ajar! Kelsey: Shall I unjar it madame?

Me: Sooo, you're saying that when you yell at milk it ...rots? Julie: Yes! Jess: Of course, and when you are done yelling at it, it writes you a letter saying how offended it is. Me: (questioning her sanity) You know you're talking about milk, right? Julie (defensivly) I got it from a guy named Jaque! Jess: Why would you take anything from a guy named Jaque!?

Kay(screaming across a room of people) I SMELL ROASTED ALMONDS! Ben: WHAT? ROASTED ARMPITTS!? Kay: NO ROASTED NUTS! (awkward silence fills room.)

Me: Mom, can you buy me an Edward Cullen thong? Mom uhh,no Me: Why not!? Mom: Because it's freaky, Edward is going to be up your butt! Me: And that's exactly where I like him...

Me: Well I heard Hitler was very witty over tea and crumpets...but that doesn't mean ANYTHING!!

Me (running up to random lady): Excuse me madam, are you a poster?

Alicia: This is a fake plant, if it was real there would be pandas living in it!

Nick: We'll watch a movie...and then eat apples Me: that was random Nick: I like apples...(goes into apple fantasy)

Maria: I just saw the ghost of sexy reincarnated! Me: Cause it dies in 1901... EDWARD! Maria: shut up.

Amy: We are seeking refuge in a church restroom, I feel holy

COPY AND PASTES THAT I HAD TO HAVE AND YOU CAN TO!!:

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck fan-girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. (MWAHAHAHA..parking garage...)

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

If you have a tendency to talk to your self, copy and paste this into your profile.

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep) XxBellaxCullenxX (only til like one am, but i started at 4pm, i can't stay up late i'm a weenie), GlassHeart17(for hours on end baby), indianaxxjones, SilyBeaytifulOversensitiveGirl (4 and a half hours is my record)

Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

If you ever read past four in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

IF YOUR ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE THAT GET EXCITED ABOUT TWO REVIEWS COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile

If you see that you got an email and get excited, only to realize it's from your friends and not a FF review,so you get really mad copy and paste this into your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy/paste onto profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it

If you're too open-minded your brains will fall out.

If you think Max ( from Max and Ruby) should buy a bazooka and blow Ruby's brains out copy and Paste this in your profile .

CAROLINE:

Here is my paragraph dedicated to my bfflaeaae, Caroline! She is awesome because she stays up til midnight just to edit my fanfictions because I suck at spelling and grammar. And then once I post them at like one in the morning when no one is around, she listens to me whine and complain about how nobody wants to read them!! And almost all my weird stories were inspired by incidents involving her! Is that a good friend or what?? (round of applause, whistles and cat calls) Anyway, read this now people, because this happy little paragraph is going to be gone by next week! Did I mention she was really swell? Thanks for kicking your dad off of his genealogy quest!!

Here is the mini topiary Carlisle is working on in Edward Gets a Job, Ch. The Wrath Of Carlisle

Here is Jasper's wannabe car from Really Random Twilight : Jasper's Special Too! (but in green)

Here is his (awesome) moped that he ends up getting:

Here is Rosalie's clown costume from Edward Gets A Job, Ch. Not A Laughing Matter

(is this link working?)

Here is the dress that Alice puts Belinda Lucas in from Edward Get's A Jaob, Ch. Alice

THE BREAKING COVER!!(?)

UPDATES

Here's a special little place where i will put all my updates and what I'm working on!

Rosalie's Revenge and Emmett's Recital- is still a maybe

OME!! I just found out I'm going to be in Volterra on Edwards Birthday!! Ahahahhaha!!@@#5 (fan girl scream moment)

Breaking Dawn rumors...or are they...?? da da don!! (scary music)

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OH MY CARLISLE! 20 Ways to Annoy Twilight People by BandGeek99 reviews
Basically, the title says it all. Inspired by the Deimon Commander from Hell's story. Now: Rosalie Hale! Next: Carlisle Cullen! Oh, my, this shall be fun... Chapter Eight is UP after an inexcusably long wait. Gomen nasai! Hilarity ensues!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,351 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 3/21/2008
Bad Fanfiction by yayme2012 reviews
Funny fanfic telling what you SHOULDN'T do in Twilight fanfiction... Includes JacobXBella, EmmettXBella, and my personal fave: BananasXBella! New chapters include The Movie, Yum Lemons, and 2008. Curing Twilight fanfiction, one parody at a time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 66 - Words: 51,675 - Reviews: 2796 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Elizabeth, Aro
Alice's Discovery by Cupid's Jinx reviews
Alice makes a terrifying discovery whilst surfing the net. //Possible Two-shot\\
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 2/19/2008
Three Days by Alwayselegant reviews
This story fills in some of the details about Bella and Edward's weekend in Jacksonville with Renee. Set after chapter 2 of Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,952 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 3/17/2008
Brotherhood by LindaRoo reviews
The Cullen boys go hunting. Jasper can't stop quoting The Princess Bride, Emmett can't stop quoting Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Edward, rather put out, responds with Shakespeare. Hilarity ensues! Co-written with the awesome Blondie AKA Robin.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,195 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008
Shopping: Alice's Diary by AddictedToSeries reviews
Alice got a new journal. this is her first entry. This is her Explanation on why she loves shopping so much. REVIEW! My first Fanfic! YAY! Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Complete
The Switch Of An Eternity by poplikeapoptrt3 reviews
Everything is the same in Forks until Edward and Bella switch bodies! Can Bella handle being a vampire. Can Edward handle being human? Can the they cope with the others' problems? I guess you'll find out....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,921 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 10/9/2007
Dear Diary by Alice laughed reviews
Quil gives a diary to Claire for her 10th birthday. What's it like growing up with a werewolf protector? See their relationship grow through her eyes. Now complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 53,578 - Reviews: 1468 - Favs: 1,032 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Complete
To Die List by yayme2012 reviews
Voldemort shares his thoughts on stupid HP characters... such as Chuck Norris! Short sillyfic written long ago...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Voldemort - Complete
Harry Potter and Ginny's Stupidity by yayme2012 reviews
This one's for Ashtin! Harry and Friends have fun in Hogsmeade... until Voldemort shows up! Hehe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Ginny W., Voldemort - Complete
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Quest of Attaining The Special Edition Eclipse! reviews
This is my fantasic journey of getting the first chapter of Breaking Dawn. I was just deleting my Breaking Dawn Rumors or Facts? story and decided to replace it with this..um..intersting piece!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Complete
Edward Gets a Job reviews
This was originally part of Really Random Twilight, but it was longer than I thought, so now it's it's own story! Yay! Anyway, the Cullen's get jobs..it will definetly be interesting. LAST CHAPTER EDWARD! Prepare for random greatness!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,231 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Complete
Really Random Twilight ! reviews
So, I'm combining a bunch of ridiculous stories to make one big mass of Twilight nonsense! WOOH! once they were in my head I couldn't let them go. Prepare for crazy and R&R! Rated K for now... Chapter 4 is disturbing, you were warned.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,931 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008
It Still Rains In Hell reviews
ONESHOT.This is about the inncident that causes Charlie to push for Bella to go to Florida after months of her being miserable and zombie like. It's basically just a look in Bella's head as she grieves for Edward.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Complete
A Normal Conversation? reviews
Edward and Bella really never have a normal conversation! This is there attempt at doing so. Everyone is OOC, which is usually the case in a parody.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Complete
Twilight ABC's reviews
This is my first fanfiction!It's things that remind my friend and I about Twilight in alphabetiacal order...not terribly exciting, but it's the thought that counts!Thanks for all the O ideas!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Complete