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Joined 02-28-08, id: 1512045, Profile Updated: 02-10-10
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

Hello! I'm Bree, an eighteen-year-old chick from California ;) Obviously I love Twilight, because it is the perfect mix of sweet and mysterious. Stephenie Meyer is a creative genius!

Hmm about me... I'm curious, kind of a dork, predictable apparently (still in denial), critical, and dedicated. I plan to attend Stanford University in the fall and major in biiogenetics, some pretty awesome shit. I used to be pretty innocent, but fanfiction has officially corrupted me XP... oh and I have a huge fascination with Hot Wheels cars!! So legit!!

Music: Everything besides hard core scream crap, or country

Favs Rihanna-Russian Roulette, Owl City-Fireflies, Nickleback-Animals/Rockstar, Arctic Monkeys-From the Ritz to the Rubble, Debussy-Clair d' Lune

Movies: Pirates of the Caribbean(all), V for Vendetta, Howl's Moving Castle, The Little Mermaid, The Princess and the Frog, A Walk to remember

Books: Twilight series, Evanovich Plum series (Funny as hell, and Ranger is sex on legs), Inheritance cycle, Wuthering Heights, Great Gatsby, Harry Potter series... and lots more

RANDOM SHIT:

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

You know you live in 2009 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screen name or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

There is stupid coming out of your mouth hole again

God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women.

So many boys, so many reasons to stay alone

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face

When you’re down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I’ll be willing to lay down right next to you

I hear your silence loud and clear

Children in frontseats can lead to accidents. Accidents in backseats can lead to children.

Why do today what you could put off till tomorrow?

How can i miss you if you never left?

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Don’t mess with me I've got a stick.

Boys are like Slinky's, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable

Boys are like skateboards, they can go fast but usually there pretty slow.

Boys are like knives, usefull but they'll cut you eventually

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

Help I've fallen and i cant...hey nice carpet!

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive

Life is full of disappointments, and I'm full of life!

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality.

Lifes Tough, get a helmet

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Can vegetarians eat Animals Crackers?

Only in America, do banks have braile on the drive-thru ATMs.

Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?

Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid?

It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths

The cops never find it as funny as you do

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

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High Anxiety by EdwardsBloodType reviews
Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of. AH A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,423 - Reviews: 21260 - Favs: 11,726 - Follows: 7,465 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 14752 - Favs: 7,392 - Follows: 7,023 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh by carmelinagunn reviews
Bella moved to LA and has found "sisters" in 2 of her school mates. They meet 3 brothers in their new apt building & experiences love in more ways than one, in more depth than she knew was possible. Zip up your love. Read IEWIS. AH, regular pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 291,233 - Reviews: 5030 - Favs: 5,044 - Follows: 1,336 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sacrifices by Enthralled reviews
When Edward left Bella, he did so in the hopes that she would have a happy, human life. What would happen if she did just that, but it turned out that things didn't go as either of them planned? Edward & Bella AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 322,466 - Reviews: 5958 - Favs: 4,002 - Follows: 2,922 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 150,800 - Reviews: 20130 - Favs: 13,058 - Follows: 5,433 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Resident Geek by cdunbar reviews
Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,911 - Reviews: 5449 - Favs: 6,540 - Follows: 5,198 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13050 - Favs: 6,180 - Follows: 2,781 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11478 - Favs: 9,060 - Follows: 6,579 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Subject: Edward Cullen, aka The Womanizer by ericastwilight reviews
Edward's family hire Bella Swan to break the heartbreaker's heart in hopes to have him see the error of his womanizing ways. But she falls hard, too, at the risk of breaking her own heart when the truth is revealed. EXB-AH-OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 328,966 - Reviews: 9473 - Favs: 8,318 - Follows: 5,697 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8128 - Favs: 8,207 - Follows: 8,421 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Ex Factor : Edward & Bella by AngelAtTwilight reviews
Edward & Bella are exes. 4 years later, fate gives them a new hand by reuniting them together in their father's joint cabin, with the assistance of their clashing friends. How will it end? Hmm. *AH, OOC, A/L, Canon/Uncanon couples.*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 786,765 - Reviews: 9260 - Favs: 6,912 - Follows: 3,359 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Holding Out For You by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
After her divorce, Bella starts a new life with her son. She soon meets a handsome doctor, who is dealing with his own loss and is struggling to raise his two kids. It's a story of finding strength during adversity and learning to love again
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 18537 - Favs: 7,742 - Follows: 3,718 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14242 - Favs: 15,248 - Follows: 8,281 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Foreign Hottie by blackxout reviews
Edward Cullen is a foreign exchange student from London who comes to live with the Swans for a whole year. Bella Swan couldn’t be anymore upset over the fact that a boy has to share a room with her. Could her feelings toward him ever change? OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,181 - Reviews: 4986 - Favs: 2,626 - Follows: 2,773 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Sapphire Amulet by ebtwisty9 reviews
AU: Ship watcher Bella is kidnapped onto a pirate ship where the captain, Edward, had sworn to never let a woman except for his family to set foot. Can Bella prove her worth? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,252 - Reviews: 1919 - Favs: 1,589 - Follows: 1,036 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Seducing Ms Swan by DQRC reviews
AU Post-NM. Teacher!Bella, Student!Edward; a struggle of wills, an attempt at seduction, a dark secret, a dash of UST, a gallon of attitude, antagonistic motorcycling, a hell of a lot of angst and one unforgettable scene in a snow storm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 132,610 - Reviews: 5860 - Favs: 6,120 - Follows: 4,841 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 5912 - Favs: 9,670 - Follows: 2,489 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just One of the Guys by SorceressCirce reviews
Scarred by events in her past, Bella relies heavily on her best friend and roommate, Jasper. When Jasper falls in love with a girl named Alice, Bella is excited for him but can’t help but wonder – where will she fit in? Canon pairings, AH/AU, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 261,614 - Reviews: 4086 - Favs: 4,014 - Follows: 3,899 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 2/13/2009
My Brother's Best Friend by jennlynnfs reviews
AU/AH: Seven years have passed since Edward and Bella last saw each other. Now, with Edward's return to Seattle, Bella wonders what drove away her brother's best friend all those years ago. *More detailed summary included with chapter 1.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 254,658 - Reviews: 6003 - Favs: 8,833 - Follows: 5,227 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Private Tutor by creampuffsteph reviews
Bella takes a chance and goes to school far from where she's used to. But what happens when her extremely good looking TA seems to despise her for no reason? My first fanfic, be gentle please. all human, bxe, axj, rxem
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 234,248 - Reviews: 5413 - Favs: 5,299 - Follows: 2,644 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
More More More by carmelinagunn reviews
This is the sequel to If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh. You do need to read that to understand this. Zip up your love one more time and read More!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 248,187 - Reviews: 5869 - Favs: 2,794 - Follows: 1,850 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Complete
Bitter Sweet Symphony by I'mwiththevampires08 reviews
Rose and Edward make a bet. Will the school playboy be able to turn Bella into a vixen and get James to ask her out to prom? Will Edward make a good teacher and teach Bella everything she needs to know? Oh yes, there will be lemons! All human, OOC and Can
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 201,689 - Reviews: 8702 - Favs: 5,370 - Follows: 5,089 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 9/7/2008
Joy Ride by Khlarka2 reviews
Edward leaves Bella in newmoon, bella vanishes the first week. 10 years later and the cullens are back in forks, and so is another coven of bloodthirsty vampires. Just who is their leader? Why is she so different? EXB way better than it sounds, Trust
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 54,164 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 2/25/2008
Arrogance by ashel-13 reviews
When E and B go with others to perform a senior prank at the school, they get caught, and must serve community service, together. The only problem is that Bella HATES Edward with a passion because she knows he’s the school’s biggest player! ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 125,945 - Reviews: 2724 - Favs: 1,552 - Follows: 1,662 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009
Dangerous Affections by wishimight reviews
Edward was taken against his will by the Volturi and forced into the life of an assassin. Bella was orphaned 5 years ago. Their paths cross & sparks fly, but when she becomes his latest target, he must risk it at all to keep everyone alive. ALL HUMAN ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 3970 - Favs: 1,966 - Follows: 2,171 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Edward, Bella
Written In The Stars by EclipseoftheTwilightMoon reviews
Bella tells best friend, Edward, she loves him & he wants to stay friends. Bella moves on to another guy, but she comes back into Edward's life & he realizes he loves her too. He has to fight to win her back before she marries someone else. All human, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 248,129 - Reviews: 4711 - Favs: 3,924 - Follows: 2,186 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Innocent, Vigilant, Ordinary by Oxymoronic8 reviews
ON HIATUS. Bella spent the first two years of her life in Forks slowly falling for Jacob. As her senior year begins, a new family moves to town and she begins to question the difference between what she thought she needed & what she never knew she wanted.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 177,984 - Reviews: 5588 - Favs: 5,137 - Follows: 4,522 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8720 - Favs: 14,239 - Follows: 2,958 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Till Death Do Us Part by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
All human. Edward and Bella meet each other at a bar. They get drunk and hit it off. Edward admits that he won’t have sex till marriage. Bella, on a whim, asks Edward to marry her – he agrees. What a shame that Edward doesn't believe in divorce…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,298 - Reviews: 8033 - Favs: 3,752 - Follows: 3,139 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
Maria by ahemyywe150 reviews
All human! Bella is aspiring towards her dream job but when a family crisis hits her, she has to adapt. This means getting a job as a babysitter for a cute little kid. Except there's one little snag: the kid's brother, Edward Cullen. BxE R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,004 - Reviews: 3018 - Favs: 2,593 - Follows: 1,364 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
Found by dreams of bubbles reviews
Bella is Jasper's younger sister. After discovering the news of her missing brother, she runs to the forest where she is found by a vampire and changed. Now, years later, she is in Forks, and she finds the person she thought she had lost forever.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,328 - Reviews: 1110 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 1,023 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Bella, Jasper
Murder at the Whitlock Grand by Sh.C reviews
All Human. Bella, her family and unfortunately her bosses go to the Whitlock Grand under her Uncle's request but someone appears to have been murdered. Much better Summary inside. As always, some drama, mystery and of course, a little romance :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,176 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009
Realize by Goo82 reviews
Edward is a hot up and coming actor and Bella is his ever faithful best friend and personal assistant. Bella's feeling for Edward have changed, but he is oblivious to her feelings. With the help of her friends, will she get the courage to tell him...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,506 - Reviews: 5467 - Favs: 7,909 - Follows: 2,187 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Child of the Night by l'heure bleue reviews
"I'm like a Vampire," she murmured. "Because, in mere seconds, the sun could kill me." - Bella Swan is a girl living her life in fear of the light. Edward Cullen is simply a normal boy. They're worlds apart, but... "You're my sun, Edward." – ExB ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 194,119 - Reviews: 9652 - Favs: 2,310 - Follows: 948 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Meyer University by Sh.C reviews
Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 184,281 - Reviews: 8208 - Favs: 5,871 - Follows: 2,167 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
A heart restored by Zoobert reviews
What if Edward and Alice were the new kids at school? What if Jake had just broken Bella's heart and she was now befriended by the new girl Alice with a mysterious brother.Throw in some jealous and obsessive ex's drama drama drama! All human.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 88,919 - Reviews: 1218 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
BubbleGum Champion by Heartbroken1 reviews
FINAL CHAPTER IS NOW UP...Edward discovers that Bella has a talent he didn't know about. He should have never told his brothers about it. Let the teasing begin. I changed the rating to M... still only innuendoes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,431 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forbidden Love by IStarEdwardCullen1221 reviews
AU All humans. Bella and Alice are seniors in high school and best friends. What happens when they meet the devestatingly gorgeous student teacher Mr. Masen? please R&R! Rated T just to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,905 - Reviews: 1093 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7675 - Favs: 9,025 - Follows: 2,549 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blue Moon Over Manka's by Cullenista reviews
Edward whisks Bella off to Manka's Inverness Lodge for a romantic weekend. She’s insecure, he has doubts and they finally deal with all their issues honestly, including Jacob. Winner of the Danger Magnet Award at the Denali Coven and four TwilightAwards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 240,484 - Reviews: 4089 - Favs: 2,043 - Follows: 1,632 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Edward, Bella
Heatwave by Ruby-Wednesday reviews
When an unexpected Heatwave hits Forks, it allows Edward and Bella to leave their problems behind and have some fun! Set between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,924 - Reviews: 4859 - Favs: 3,071 - Follows: 1,555 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
Relearning The Breathing Process by chivalryisntdead reviews
A few days before the wedding Edward is out hunting and Bella agrees to go see Jacob, which she later regrets after he viciously hurts her like she never imagined he would. How will Bella cope? How will everyone react? Rated M for Rape and a few lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 115,616 - Reviews: 2475 - Favs: 1,181 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Bella - Complete
My Best Friend, the Player by blackxout reviews
Bella Swan is used to seeing her best friend, Edward Masen hook up with a lot of girls. She never minds though. What if Edward starts having feelings for Bella? Will she fall head over heels too or will she just want to stay friends? Very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,394 - Reviews: 1741 - Favs: 1,560 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sweet Complications by actions-we-remember reviews
-I couldn't stand the end of TSFT, so I'm rewriting it! Karma- Gemma may have defeated the Tree of All Souls, but now she has a whole new set of problems. Will she ever get her life back to normal, and can she restore normalcy to the realms?
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,782 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Complete
Dream a Little Dream by nothingleft reviews
Bella is known for her vivid dreams. What happens after she is changed and no longer has sleep as an escape for her 'freaky' brain? Will her mind find another way to cope? This story tells of how Bella changes- once she's changed. Continuing my ExB fics
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 52,244 - Reviews: 2744 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Complete
My Aphrodisiac by technically a lie reviews
Bella is an Exchange student sent from Florida to live In Forks for a year...What happens when she meets her amazing house brother Edward? They say Teenage boys have a need to use their libido...what about teenage girls? All HUMAN BXE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,284 - Reviews: 1648 - Favs: 1,419 - Follows: 772 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8371 - Favs: 7,502 - Follows: 1,725 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Blood Berries by CullenLove reviews
Bella's life is a miserable excuse for existence: her mother beats her, and every day she wishes for death... until a mysterious boy bursts into her life, and throws rainbows on her dark soul. Haunting EdXBella story. Violence, optional lemons, language..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 95,812 - Reviews: 1655 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Perfect Day by nothingleft reviews
Edward and Bella get married. My take on their special day. Sequel to 'Practicing'. Wedding Night will be included, slight lemon. duh.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,615 - Reviews: 959 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Complete
Confessions of Two Broken Hearts by twilightluver001 reviews
Bella and Edward meet again after 2 years. This time, Edward found her with some huge success. Now, there are two things standing in their way. Paige, the newest member of the Cullen's clan and Chris. Will Edward and Bella pick up from they left off? EPOV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 58,315 - Reviews: 1373 - Favs: 944 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 1/26/2008 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Complete
Choices by vjd reviews
My mother was my best friend, and I didn’t want to leave her, but I had to protect her from seeing me at the end. I wanted her to remember me how I was now, not a shell of the person I had once been. I was moving to Forks to start over for the last time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 67,313 - Reviews: 1144 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Complete
Nightfall by Black Angel reviews
As Bella and Edward grow even more comfortable with one another, the world seems to conspire against them. But no matter how hard things might get, they will always have each other. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 118,969 - Reviews: 1701 - Favs: 1,509 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Complete
A New Future by twilightscallingme reviews
AU: Edward never came back for Bella, but an attack left her changed. 50 years later, what happens when Bella and Edward end up at the same high school? Bella still believes that Edward hates her, but can he make her see otherwise?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,390 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Complete
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Sleeping Prince reviews
Bella Swan. Edward Cullen. He is in a coma, she is his way out, but they must figure out how. Fate is just a game in which all are a playing piece. Two pieces fight to beat not the match, but the game itself. Full summary inside. AH, canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,991 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
Trading Spouses Vamp Style reviews
Lovely Esme doesn't bet right? Emmett decides to change that. What would happen if this bet landed the entire Cullen family into a popular TV show known as Trading Spouses? Well let's find out...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 85,550 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 7/8/2008
Twilight: Bella's Power reviews
Bella is changed and it is time to show the Volturi that the Cullens have stayed true to their word. Does Bella have a power or not? What will happen when they visit the Volturi and ,as new problems arise, will Edward be able to save Bella from herself?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,964 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Complete