Naheka and Joe the Nazgul
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Joined 01-08-02, id: 151213
Author has written 22 stories for Tenchi Muyo, Final Fantasy VIII, Lord of the Rings, and Anime X-overs.
One day,

We'll look back at today,

And say,

"ick"

... Ha ha.

Too late.

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Naheka is a 14 year old who keeps getting her foot caught in the lines that seperate reality from fantasy. She likes to draw anime stuff and write fiction, as well as listen to that loud annoying music that her mom can't stand (the last CD she got was 'American Idiot'). She likes to draw on oekaki, too.

Joe is the duo secretary/supervisor that helps Naheka make sure that she doesn't actually breakthe line between fantasy and reality. Though he is a parodic version of one of J.R.R. Tolkien's undead men of Numenor and therefore a fictional character, he is based on several of Naheka's close friends and family.

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Current Fanfiction Projects
I've got a lot of things that are due for reconstruction - changing NahekaOC's name, tossing my Legomances, and so on and so forth. However, I realize that even keeping up with my recent fanfiction has been a great trouble. I will concentrate on my late works, but looking at the overall schedule, it's not very likely that any reconstruction will begin any time soon.

I most frequently update my homepage. You may not find any fanfiction there, but I'm always drawing my characters, so if you want to hop over sometime, go ahead.

I may start working on another site to store information about my fanfiction. That project's fate is quite unknown as well.

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Wandering Child by dancechica reviews
What would have happened if Raoul hadn't showed up during Wandering Child? This story is just one idea. Reviews are welcome, but please be kind!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,545 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/16/2006 - Published: 1/31/2005
Storm of the Heart by X2yp71c reviews
Jack x Raimundo Eventually. Summary within. Raimundo angst and Jack in denial. Mix of drama and action. Don't bother reading if you're looking for short and humorous.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,862 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/17/2005 - Published: 8/16/2005
We Did It Wrong by fire-onnagoddess reviews
Two girls interfere with Aoshi's fight, but save his life. He's fallen for the one that carried him to Kyoto, but both girls seem upset about something. Will his feelings change, or will fate remain on the wrong path forever? btw, I don't own kenshin.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,871 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/16/2005 - Published: 7/11/2005 - Aoshi
The Worst Story Ever Told by tweak1 reviews
Take every single Mary-Sue ever made, put in a blender and sprinkle with a hefty dose of sarcasm. Serves Mary-Sues with a dose of their own medicine.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2003 - Legolas
Four And Twenty Mary Sues Baked in a Pie by tweak1 reviews
If the mention of Legolas leaves you weak at the knees (or if you have a not-so-secret wish to get into his pants), this is NOT the set of poetry for you.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,101 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 7/15/2003 - Published: 7/25/2002 - Legolas
To Babysitt is to Die by Elycium reviews
The fellowship, plus Elrond, Galadriel and Celeborn and Sarumon have ended up in a small town on Earth where they are taken in by three hyperactive teens, only to revert back to children! What do do now? R&R/ my first fic, be nice please
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,283 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/7/2003 - Published: 3/10/2002
Dragon in the Mist by atalanta's apples reviews
*chappy 11 up finally!*A girl is raised to be an assasin and she is assigned to kill Legolas but then she meets him and things get complicated.not a mary sue, really, if u think it is, you can write me a big fat flame :) rating may go up in later chapters
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,821 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/20/2002 - Published: 9/17/2002 - Legolas
Twilight Star by TragycBeauty reviews
Aniron, Galadriel's second in command, falls in love with Legolas when he first visits Lothlorien with the fellowship, then follows him to war. My first, and last, Mary-Sue. *COMPLETED*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,044 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/4/2002 - Published: 2/22/2002 - Legolas - Complete
Galadriel by Chaos-chan1 reviews
A poem about Galadriel's basic charateristics. Please read and review! If you review, i'll review one of your fics!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/21/2002 - Galadriel
The Sandwitch of Power! by deke-core reviews
*complete* What would have happened if Sauron did not forge a ring, but a sandwich instead? Frodo tries to keep it away from the hungry hobbits and bear listening to Gandalf shout fool alot as he makes his way to the Garbage Disposal of Doom!!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,290 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 4/5/2002 - Published: 1/25/2002 - Complete
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Wind and Fire reviews
Chapter... 8... up....Narcissus would rather be called NoName as she works as a waitress at the Red Ivy Inn. Then, a very strange person walks into the bar one evening. He is so strange that he gets a job at the inn for cooking chicken broth. Weird story.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,882 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/2/2004 - Published: 5/11/2003
The Line reviews
It is often said that there is a line between reality and fantasy. The truth is that there is indeed a line. However, there are some settlements that are actually made on that very line. Here is one of them: FFNH campus for FanFiction.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,527 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/11/2004
The File Cabinet reviews
Mary-Sues and Dragon Lords, Elvish blood and countless wars, Twelve Authors and mad OCs, Bloody deaths! Fire breathers! Rocks thrown at the Mary-Sues, Intrigue, danger, no romance, eccentric fights, the creamery, and the electricity!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 76,001 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/3/2003 - Published: 9/28/2002
Crystal Intention reviews
All OCs. Crossover between 'Kenshin and Inuyasha. Ango and Nariko are two Youkai siblings that come home for the holidays, only to find that their parents have gone insane and found them suitors. BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,834 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4/8/2003 - Published: 4/5/2003
Set It Off! reviews
What happens when you get all those cliche girl2ME fics, crush them, smash them, break them up into tiny bits, turn them over, and then bake them into one story that is practically the exact opposite of the original? You get this maimed piece.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,321 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/2/2003 - Published: 9/8/2002
The Happy Legolas Torture Song! reviews
A little poem about torturing Legolas. Won't that be so much fun? Six straight weeks of not-perfect hair, Nine full moons of unclean underwear.... This is so dumb. :P
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2003 - Legolas
SIGNS reviews
Telephones, cell phones, Palm Pilots, laptops, ParaPara, DanceDanceRevolution and CROP CIRCLES! Yay! Inspired by 'Signs' the movie. R&R if you wish.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,079 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/17/2003 - Published: 8/10/2002
The Tater Peeler reviews
It is a great deed... to master a potato peeler!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1/19/2003 - Samwise G.
THE LORD OF THE DANCE! reviews
Watch the people of Middle-earth go insane and sing incredibly mad songs! Why? Because Sauron is bored and he decides to claim himself as the Lord of the Dance. But who really IS the Lord of the Dance?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,644 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/12/2003 - Published: 5/19/2002
The Valley of the Thousand Dead Men reviews
What happens to Men once they die? Tolkien never wrote it, but an old man seems to know what happens. Not for the weak and sensitive mind. Morbid lunacy. What fun. Creative critique appreciated.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/8/2003
She Hates Me! reviews
Legolas gets REJECTED! YESSSS!!! Woo-hoo! A short songfic about how Legolas might react to this... er, tragedy? MARY-SUE BASHING! Free Mary-Sue spleens with every read taken. They squeak if you twist them hard enough.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1/4/2003
Hobbit Princess reviews
Estella Black wants to be an Elvish princess, despite all that her admirer, Hobson Willow, offers her. But when a wish goes wrong, Estella wakes up in the Iron Mountains. Irony intended. Ugly attempt at cannon. Feedback appreciated.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,879 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/3/2003
Hark! The MarySues Should Die reviews
Hark! The Mary-Sue's should die, And the fangirls will all fry! We've gone about this twice, Time to reap and pay the price! Joyful all ye nations wide, Mary-Sue has finally died! Or at least just put in shame, Mary-Sue, the terrible name!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/24/2002 - Published: 12/14/2002 - Legolas
I Stand Alone reviews
Filth to the nth degree. -- Marpessa - Ah yes, a weird Legomance written in ancient times (two years ago)! Of a quirky young girl who happens to be an assassin! And who happens to be in Mirkwood! WHAT can possibly go wrong!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,527 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/23/2002 - Published: 6/3/2002 - Legolas
Who Loves LOTR? reviews
What happened on the night before August 6th? Catherine and Tasha linger outside the doors, waiting for them to open, but are they the only ones? R&R if you want to. For the honor of 8/6/02!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8/6/2002
The Riders in Black reviews
A poem about Ringwraiths! YAY! I like Wraiths, Wraiths are cool, but not as cool as Elves. I might write more stuff IF I get enough reviews. R+R please! You can also read the other 2 poems I wrote if you feel like it....^_^
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4/24/2002
A Lament for Boromir reviews
A poem lamenting the depeature of the Steward.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4/21/2002 - Boromir
The Day When All Was Not Normal reviews
The title says it all. The first chapter is the only one that is meant for pure humor. The rest slowed down because I was deprived of my daily marshmellow dosage....and..yeah. Read and review please! Finished story.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 4/10/2002 - Published: 4/6/2002
Tenchi Muyo! Return to Hogwarts reviews
The sequel to Tenchi Muyo: At Hogwarts. I just had the feeling that I wnated to continue the story, so here it is! Please review it!
Tenchi Muyo - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/7/2002 - Published: 3/3/2002
Dead At Sea reviews
What if Legolas died at sea? HAHA- I mean, oh no! Written a long time ago, so I've changed over the months.... Mary-Sues killed me.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/6/2002 - Legolas
The Gift of the Chocobos reviews
Two chocobos, Unmei and Shukumei share a bond. They want the same bond for Squall and Rinoa, but how can they pull it off? My first romance fic, so be gentle. Read and review please!
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/3/2002
Tenchi Muyo! At Hogwarts reviews
Washu invents another dimension traveler and warps everyone to... you know where. *FINISHED*
Tenchi Muyo - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,456 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/20/2002 - Published: 1/13/2002