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Joined 02-29-08, id: 1512625, Profile Updated: 02-13-11
Author has written 13 stories for Twilight.

All my stories are currently undergoing some serious editing, so please take what you read lightly. With any luck, everything should be finished by the start of next year and then I'll begin updating my current stories more regularly. To all my readers, I'm really sorry. But hopefully you'll understand that this is something I need to do.

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"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

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The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11472 - Favs: 9,027 - Follows: 6,578 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8126 - Favs: 8,190 - Follows: 8,403 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13356 - Favs: 8,078 - Follows: 6,012 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Unforgiven by paranoia'SPLASH reviews
Bella, the orphan violinist with a strange past, and Edward, the pianist with a murky family background. Suffering in silence is best when nobody cares. AH, canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,357 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
Maybe I'm Amazed by AliceDances01 reviews
While working as baristas in high school, Cocky Edward and Snarky Bella become unexpectedly close friends. Now reunited at college, they struggle to find the courage to act on the intense, less-than-platonic feelings they've always had for each other. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 148,126 - Reviews: 2314 - Favs: 2,469 - Follows: 2,293 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009
Across the Ocean by Annilaia reviews
In one quick and thoughtless act, Bella Swan sends a letter in a bottle across the ocean. It reaches England, where Edward Cullen finds it, and begins their correspondance, one that leads to more than either of them could expect. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,489 - Reviews: 3596 - Favs: 5,340 - Follows: 1,272 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
You Had Me At Hello by summerg94 reviews
Bella, an orphan forced to work in a strip club has had many tragedies in her past. She soon meets son of wealthy business man, Edward Cullen who is interested in buying the place. They instantly connect but can she trust herself to ever love again? BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,719 - Reviews: 2438 - Favs: 1,446 - Follows: 1,354 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Bella, Edward
A Bittersweet Chocolate Covered Comfort by Nollie Marie reviews
My entry for Bronzehairedgirl620 and Leon McFrenchington's "Off the Page" Contest: When Bella has to choose between her two best friends, she goes to the one person she knows she can count on. He does always have chocolate handy… AH, OOC, M-rated one-shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,203 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8706 - Favs: 14,171 - Follows: 2,935 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Maria by ahemyywe150 reviews
All human! Bella is aspiring towards her dream job but when a family crisis hits her, she has to adapt. This means getting a job as a babysitter for a cute little kid. Except there's one little snag: the kid's brother, Edward Cullen. BxE R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,004 - Reviews: 3014 - Favs: 2,584 - Follows: 1,360 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
Second Chance by EverlyYours reviews
“That’s why Edward, Heaven is giving you a second chance.” – Edward is given a second chance at eternity with Bella. Only he will have to make a choice that will forever change Bella’s life. Their love is tested. TWO-SHOT. Based in New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,156 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/23/2009
Legal Implications by Fluffisacoolword reviews
A Twilight comedy series, written with Cloudmoo and inspired by yayme2012's BellaxBanana Challenge. "Sick, twisted, and hilarious!"
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,050 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008
Never Too Late by l'heure bleue reviews
—”My Miracle, My Angel” Sequel!— As Edward readies his baseball bat and Bella prepares ”the talk”, Arianna braves her first year of high school. Life isn't easy as a half-vampire teenager, though ... especially when you're in love with a Vampire Hunter.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 76,655 - Reviews: 3586 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Luckiest Survivors In History by Mezzanottex3 reviews
..."So let's say my bad luck did crash the plane. What exactly were you going to do about it?"... Bella and Edward find themselves in a rather ironic situation. ::edward x bella oneshot::
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,321 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 68 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Brand of Heroin by blinding-rainbows reviews
AU/All Human. Bella has spent the past three months in rehab for her cocaine addiction. What happens when troubled Edward Cullen is committed to the same center? --EXB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 71,767 - Reviews: 1118 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Renaissance by Angel Ren reviews
Host Fanfiction! What exactly happens as Melanie wakes up without her counterpart? What transpires in that time period before Petals was found for Wanderer? One-shot. Fluffy, happiness.
Host - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,492 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Melanie S./Mel - Complete
Thirteen Reasons Why by runaway xo reviews
Edward proves his love to Bella by showing her thirteen reasons why he loves her. Takes place after Eclipse. Major Fluff. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,971 - Reviews: 1444 - Favs: 1,360 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
My Miracle, My Angel by l'heure bleue reviews
My name is Bella Swan, and I'm pregnant. My fiancé is overprotective, and won't even let me walk up the stairs alone. So what could possibly go wrong? Mood swings, cravings and name games, to name a few. — WINNER of 4 Twilight Awards! WRITTEN BEFORE BD!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 100,422 - Reviews: 3536 - Favs: 2,726 - Follows: 822 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Voldemort's Evil Twin by Semika reviews
Voldemort finally succeeds in capturing Harry. He is naturally delighted, but soon realises that the real problem he has is deciding what to do with him. And so, he decides to get creative. My version of perhaps the worst sort of torture he could have come up with.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,337 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Truth Or Dare by musical-gerbil reviews
The whole gang, at the Cullen house, trapped inside on a rainy night. Add some boredom, and throw in Emmett’s competitiveness, Bella’s clumsy streak, Rosalie’s vanity, Alice’s quirky sense of humour, Edward’s protectiveness, Jasper’s naivety and Carlisle
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,040 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 5/6/2007 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Complete
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The Colour of Love reviews
She was White. I was Black. She was innocent and pure. I was her complement, cold and dark and I'd have given her my heart if I thought she wouldn't throw it back at me "If looks could kill; I didn't want to find out" EDITING IN PROGRESS: CHAPTER 1-2 DONE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,669 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Edward, Bella
Red reviews
Bella hated Edward, and Edward hated Bella. Or so she thought. Forced to work with him for the money, there's no escaping his anger, his resentment, and... his love. AH/AU EDITING IN PROGRESS: CHAPTER 1-4 DONE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,721 - Reviews: 3725 - Favs: 1,907 - Follows: 1,065 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
Green reviews
No one understood what I'd gone through, and least of all Emmett McCarthy. All he knew was that he wanted me, and somehow, that was enough for him to treat me like the worthless female I was. AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett
Soulless reviews
Runner Up of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Cullen Contest - "If I kill you, it's not intentional. I promise." One part of him wanted to love her. The other, darker, murderous, more lustful side of him wanted her life. AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,614 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Edward, Bella
Blue reviews
1930. "I don't want to fight." He whispered. "Too much of a pacifist?" He looked up into my eyes. "Too in love with you." Torn apart by their faith, Alice is sent to a Nazi camp and Jasper is forced to guard her. Can their love survive the odds? AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Alice, Jasper
In That Moment reviews
As Jake pulled the veil over my head my eyes snapped open, half wanting to see a different pair of eyes staring back at me. A golden honey coloured pair of eyes.. because no matter how much Jake may love me, I could never properly love him back.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,899 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Bella
11:11 reviews
No one could ever hurt her like he'd done. He'd sent her hopes crashing down from the sky, and she was left to live with the hell he put her through. But without her he was lost. Little did he know, she couldn't say goodbye either. AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,893 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Red Outtakes reviews
A selection of outtakes from 'Red' which gives an insight into the arrogant Edward.. before he went all mushy. - “I don’t have an office.” He drawled, taking another step closer. His eyes were teasing and playful. “I own the floor baby.” AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
Playing With Fire reviews
One-night stands are the diving line between affection and lust. For Bella and Edward, one ended the love that was supposed to last forever… -CO-WRITTEN WITH BLACKANDIVORYKEYS-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,155 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
Finding the Beauty in the Beast reviews
Ten years ago Edward Cullen was a very different man from the one Bella married. Ten years ago, he was broken, scarred and disfigured, and had stopped believing in true love. But with Bella, he found his own happy ending. – Written for the OUATC – AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,918 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kissing Toads and Finding Princes reviews
Winner of the PDC - "Pretend to date Edward Cullen or sit through a bad movie with some sleazy pervert. Hmm, the choice was difficult." The only way Edward and Bella can get out of bad dates is to get a real one. The answer: pretend dating.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,917 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Heartbeats reviews
Bella Swan is left in a coma after a fateful plane crash that killed almost every single passenger. Her heartbeats are numbered, and she wonders if she'll ever see her family again. But is there some else who can make her wake up? AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 1188 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Goodbye reviews
For seven years I watched and waited. But there was only so much that I could put my heart through, and the night I finally told him, was the night I let him go. AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 2516 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
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