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Joined 02-29-08, id: 1512657, Profile Updated: 12-07-08
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hello peoplez, so far i hav not written any stories but i'm wrkin on it. i'm a total twilight freak and it drives my friends crazy. idk really know what else to write so if there's sometin ya wanna know message me and i will update my profile if i want to answer, ok? ok.

btw, "i do not SUFFER from insanity", like you probably already think... ," i ENJOY every freakin minute of it!!"

lol i luv that line, my friend taught it to me and i can't stop usin it cuz it's sooo funny!

hello peoplez. i found random quotes n' add-ons so i gotz to share it with yaz.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, bella-loves-edward, Misskiss645, vamireluvr13

If u've ever fallen UP stairs copy and paste this on ur profile

if you want to join the jacob black hate club put this on ur profile NOW!!


pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

If you have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself post this in your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile

If you are insane and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have Twilight/New Moon/ Eclipse memorized, post this.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingies, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!! XD

If you have ever started freaking out cuz you thought Jacob and Bella would be togther and for a second there, you hated Stephenie Meyer, but then Bella dissed him, so you let it go copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that the Twilight series will rule the universe, copy this into your profile

If you think Stephanie Meyer is one of the best writers in existence, copy this into your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others..

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

(Ha ha...Ok, it's not funny. STOP LAUGHING! Ha ha...)

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

(Where is the spoon? Oh, it's in my hand. No duh dipshit!)

If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.

( Yayyy!)

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

AV is Addicted to Vampires

98 of teenagers do drugs, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If you are one of the people that buys a bluetooth headset to make it seem like you are not talking to yourself then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

(Like-HECK YES! iT'S WHAT I wrote to Santa for)

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!

(If we could solve wars with rock paper scissors, everyone would love each other...)

If you think that losers hate/don't get/never read Twilight, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

(Yeah huh...)

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

(Who hasnt?)

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.

(Meaniebutty animal haters)

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

(BANG! Bang. Bang? Dang.)

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Before you criticize someone you should walk a mile in their shoes. that way. when you criticize them you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

If your heart was really'd be dead so shut up.

Did you just call me a bitch? Well a bitch is a dog, and dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature, nature is beautiful. So yeah, thanks for the compliment.

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

OMC-Because we all know that Edward Cullen is an angel, and you know that God makes angels, and since Carlisle made Edward, he should be considered a god (OMICARLISLE)

OME-Edward himself is a god. Enough said. (OMIEDWARD)

A friend helps you up when you fall, a best friend continues walking (laughing hysterically) and says, "Walk much dumbass?"

A friend will always say, "Well you deserve better." A best friend will be calling him at two in the morning leaving messages on his machine saying, "You will die in seven days!"

Don't take life too seriously: You'll never get out alive!

Good friends are Gods way of apologizing for family.

Parents spend the first years of our lives teaching us to walk and talk... and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

The statistics on sanity is the one out of every four Americans are suffering from mental illness. Think of your three best friends... if they seem okay, then it's you.

I used to be normal... thats until I met the freaks that I call friends.

People say talking to yourself is a sign of being mental... Well, I'm just trying to have an intelligent conversation!

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. (he was a meaniebutt)

You're intoxocated by my very presence. (Admit it)

Ociffer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile.(Shorty...)

high on air.

drunk on fun.

when someone says,"God forbid _(fill in the blank)," you say,"Yes, he(meaning god) shall strike me down with lightening!" (it's not that funny now, but when you say it to one of your 'rents when they tell you to clean your room or something like that, it's pretty funny!)

i love you... in a nonsexual way!

end of quotes... for now..

i luv the nihaga videos on like how to be ninja/gangster/emo/nerd and the ipod human.

i just had to put this certain quote/song in: ,"'E' is for emotional, ruins everybody's day. 'M' is for miserable people. 'O' is for on the dark side cuz we've got some fresh cookies. COOOOOKIEZ!"

that was the emo song and i just couldn't help myself. btw it's sung to the tune to F.U.N. song from sponge bob. don't ask i didn't make it up!

luv yaz, byz!! :)

i hav figured out somethin' else to put in here. i'm a girl. my name is... none of your freakin' buisness! ;)

aren't i smart? it took me 5 days to figure that one out?

fav song @ the moment:

funny videos: watch charlie the unicorn! teehee

also try these:

this is me, courtney and my friend molly's psa for english on cyber bullying:

ok by byz 4 now.

cul music that i like:

i know, random, but i got bored so ttyl!

ps. i love edward and anyone else who would be with bella can jump in a freakin hole and die. (cough, someone on fanfic said they like jasper bettr, cough)

and for those of u who hav not read the host, u must read it!! Ian is as amzing as eddy! possibley better. i know no one thinks that is possible but it sooo is...

((:Hellz yeah!))

Yay!! i have finally began writing a story. i have four chaps so far and a few reviewers. i just realized, in chapter two i said burning when i ment itching. if you were confused i am very sorry. random thought: you must read the following books. if you hav the same taste i do then you should like them: Tithe, Valient, and Ironside by Holly Black. they're amazing and no vamps. but don't fret my friends there are modern faeries. if you would prefer vamp stories you should read: the vampire diaries books or the house of night books by P.C. and Kristen Cast (the house of night books are called marked, betrayed, chosen, and coming this fall untamed). if you haven't figured it out already i love to read. and the amazing book twilight and its sequels are responsible for that. wow i can really ramble when i'm bored. see yazzzz!

i'm so sorry if i havn't updated i kindof hav writers block. so any suggestions would be much apreciated. i need some drama or something for in between stuff so i can get to starting the war. ironic though since drama is the exact thing i'm trying to get away from in real life. anyway u prolly don't care 'bout that kinda crap. adios for nowz.

Happily Never After reviews
What would happen if jake blackmailed bella to choose him instead of her dear edward? read and find out. i know it sounds kinda lame but give me a chance, it's my first fanfic. R&R.....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,008 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Bella, Edward