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Author has written 11 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars.

So, after much debate I finally settled on the name, DitzyMusicLover. It was easier for everyone to understand than JazzTsukino, because those two characters are who I am most like. I’m ditzy like Sailor Moon (Serena/Usagi Tsukino), I also have a bad habit of letting people walk all over me, like her, and I listen to my heart more than my head, like her. Sometimes that gets me into trouble. As for Jazz, I thought the only similarity we had was music. I love music more than him and Blaster combined (if that’s possible). But one of my friends says I also have charisma like Jazz. I was born in 1978, live in Nevada, am female and married. Sorry, but that's all the personal info you are all getting from me.

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Take Two by padawanjinx reviews
Everyone knows there are moments that take your breath away and moments you wish would freeze forever. Sideswipe and Sunstreaker are no different. Sometimes, one has to Take Two. A collection of moments/stories that define the twins & their place in the
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 99 - Words: 334,490 - Reviews: 1782 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker
By Crescent Light by Kathrine reviews
G1, crack. Talking mascots, pretty skirts and sparkles abound: Prowl and the Pretty Sailor-Suited Autobots are here to protect and serve. Earth will never be the same. Just stay right there and we'll show you!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 44,122 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Jazz, Prowl
Lesson in Living by Starath reviews
Five Decepticons find themselves human in another reality from their own. With the help of Casey, they find out why they've been brought here... and it's their only ticket home. Work in Progress, probably 20 chapters or more. R&R, please!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 70,134 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 5/29/2007
Sweat, Blood, and Energon by Sakon76 reviews
Various short stories in the movie'verse. New: Xenophilia, the love that dare not speak its name, has somewhat inevitable consequences.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,405 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 6/21/2009
The Prank Wars by autobotgirl12328 reviews
Who is the master of pranks? Is is Sunstreaker or is it Sideswipe or is it...Ratchet?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,916 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
The Return by lildevchick reviews
Starscream has made more mistakes than he can recall. Most notably his brief team-up with MECH. In his desperation for energon, he sneaks aboard the Nemesis when it makes a rare landing, and he comes face-to-face with the last mech he wanted to see.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Starscream, Megatron - Complete
Surface of the Sun by Hearts of Eternity reviews
A look into the lives of the infamous Twins, Sideswipe and Sunstreaker, as they go through the evolution that will take them from younglinghood to the gladiatorial circuit, up to the moment that marked them as Autobots for the rest of their lives.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 229,063 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker
Bluestreak's Clues by Liger-Jam reviews
G1. Bluestreak overhears a conspiracy within the Ark and leaves clues for Prowl to decipher. Mild crack. Prowl/Jazz and Sunny/Blue, but only if you squint.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,897 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Prowl - Complete
No Rhyme, No Reason by optimus prime 007 reviews
G1AUThe story of Prowl and Jazz as their lives briefly intersect over the years until they're finally stationed together.A strong friendship is forged, eventually leading to love.Request fic. Ch 14 A first look at a youngling Prowl from Ratchet's pov.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,216 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Prowl, Jazz
Change in Perspective by Starfire201 reviews
Sometimes I think it should be a rule of war that you have to see somebody up close and get to know him before you can shoot him. - M*A*S*H. A chance encounter shows Epps that there is always more to a story than what you believe you know. T for safety
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,628 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Starscream, R. Epps - Complete
Out of the ashes by PrancingTiger86 reviews
After the fall of Praxus, Prowl finds himself having to adjust to the new changes in his life: starting with loss, new love and bitter betrayal.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,470 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Jazz, Prowl
Transformers: Juxtaposition by Vaeru reviews
Sparkbearer Saga: Part I. G1-based AU. A car wreck on a rainy night leads to the oddest partnership imaginable. A disembodied voice, possessed cars, alien robots, kidnapping, rescue, abduction, sparks, keys, and tomato sandwiches... Read if you dare.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 122,996 - Reviews: 1740 - Favs: 1,089 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Sideswipe, Ratchet - Complete
All Mad Here by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
G1, dark AU, oneshot. Sunstreaker's thoughts on the puzzle that is his ward, the stupidity of humans, the dichotomy of his comrades, and the illusion that is sanity.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,290 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Sunstreaker, Bumblebee - Complete
Sideswipe's Mind Twisters by LiYaNa1995 reviews
Sequel to 'tongue twisters', Sideswipe found some interesting facts Prowl might love to hear. He won't crash right? HAH! That's interesting... One-shot, R&R
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Sideswipe, Prowl - Complete
The Thing with Feathers by Vivienne Grainger reviews
War has taken its toll on everybody. Among the casualties: Sunstreaker's heart.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,977 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe - Complete
Switch by Beregond5 reviews
G1. Bluestreak gets in touch with his feminine side... quite literally. Crack. Genderswitch. UST. The whole works really.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,575 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Bluestreak - Complete
Forgotten by Trapped in Reality reviews
Looking for energon, Bumblebee finds something that could either kill him or help the Autobots in ways that they could only hope for. Sort of a character origin thing.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,143 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Bumblebee, Wheeljack - Complete
Come on Star, Up! by NovaBlastTF reviews
“Come on little Star, up!”. “Skywarp I think he’s not ready yet”. “But TC the other sparklings”. “All sparklings are different Sky, let Starscream develop on his own”. A sparkling story.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Starscream, Skywarp - Complete
Unintended by unknown ghost author reviews
Sideswipe and Sunstreaker have to face the consequences of their secretive actions in a very real - and very alone - way.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 96,915 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Valentine by optimus prime 007 reviews
It's Valentine's Day and Prowl decide's to throw caution to the wind and confess his feelings to Jazz. How will Jazz react when he finds out his best friend is in love with him? G1 Verse. ch 8: Fluff, fun and smut! Enjoy!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,596 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
The Broken by uniwonder reviews
IDW/All Hail Megatron: Skywarp regrets killing Thundercracker... Oneshot. Rated M for safety - SW/SS; non-sticky. R&R, plz?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Skywarp, Starscream - Complete
All In The Job by Flamedancer33 reviews
07-MV-- Dear Agent Simmons: Welcome to Psychoville, home to paranoid security officers, tempermental spies, and the average conspiracy theorist, population Too Many To Count And One More, Including You.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 60,846 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 8/13/2008 - R. Simmons
Mud and Stars by Frog-Lizard reviews
Lizard: "Two men look out from prison bars; one saw the mud, the other the stars." Sunstreaker and Sideswipe enjoy a moment in Earth's oh-so-glorious nature. Well...sort of. oneshot, G1.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker
Reasons Jazz Is A Lucky Mech, Number 248 by Moonbeam's Predilections reviews
You know all those stories about Seekers in heat and going through breeding cycles? Well, Jazz didn’t. He does now.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,570 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Advanced Espionage by flamingmarsh reviews
-G1- A short drabble of Wheeljack finding something furry in his lab and wanting to keep it.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Wheeljack, Ratchet - Complete
Shadow by Anaya of Wolves reviews
COMPLETE. G1. A Game. That's what it was...or what they said it was. It wasn't a game for Jazz. It was pain, real torture. Can someone recuse him from the 'Shadow Game?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,410 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Ticklish by LittleMewLugia reviews
After witnessing Sam and Mikaela play-fighting, the Twins decide to try out one of the demonstrated techniques on a certain unsuspecting Seeker. Oneshot.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Starscream - Complete
Loosing My Goodbye by Oly Chic reviews
Jazz thought the worse thing about Prowl's shuttle run was the wait. Prowl's death told from Jazz's POV. Slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Sunstreaker's Girlfriend by Trapped in Reality reviews
Sunstreaker X OC parody. There's a second one-shot already posted.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Jazz, Sunstreaker - Complete
Berries & Cream by pokingdots reviews
‘I’m about to die…’ Kirk thought, jumping off of Uhura and holding up his hands in fear. “Spock, before you get the wrong idea, I came in here and-“ He was cut off as Spock punched him square in the face.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/10/2010 - N. Uhura, Spock - Complete
Twelve Pains of Decepticon Christmas by Calliope693 reviews
Christmas time, higher power, or Wheeljack’s fault? Whatever it is, when the whole D-con base starts to sing, Megatron is only happy that Xmas comes but once a year!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Autobot Pranks by DaemonicKitten reviews
Sunny and Sides decide to drive the other Autobots insane the best way they know how. With the help of the Earth's Worldwide Web, they come up with numerous ways to prank them. Poor Autobots. Mostly canon pairings.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 121,754 - Reviews: 859 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Optimus Prime, Sideswipe - Complete
Keep Driving by Mountain King reviews
During an Autobot attack on a test of the new Decepticon's Space Bridge G1 Megatron and a team of Decepticons are catapulted into the Movie-verse. Crossover with the original cartoon and the 2007 movie.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,485 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Optimus Prime, Bumblebee - Complete
FBI by Zarak342 reviews
G1 AU. Robert Bee never did like his name. He had as small realized how troublesome it could be. But now, in his new workplace, he found other people with odd names. Like the man in Public Affairs called Joe Bazz... Transformers chars as humans. R&R
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,816 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Bumblebee, Jazz
Walking In My Shoes by feeling brave reviews
Bumblebee once asked, “I wonder what would happen if an Autobot mind was put into a human body?” Well four Autobots are about to find out and this fic is entirely his fault. Contains pairings, swearing and humans.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,358 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Complete
Making Sense of the Illogical by keyguardian reviews
G1 -My take on the development of Prowl and Jazz's relationship.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,247 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Do I Know You? by outerelf reviews
-"His name is Hobbes!"
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Spike W. - Complete
The Looking Glass by Sapphire225 reviews
G1. Alice in Wonderland was a book that held no logic whatsoever. Somehow, after taking the time to observe the little things around him, Prowl was able to find it not so far-fetched.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Prowl
Glimpses Of A Time Long Gone by Beregond5 reviews
G1. Five ficlets that focus on Prowl's childhood. Because even Prowl was once a sparkling.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,344 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Prowl - Complete
UN by Reality Obscured reviews
Various Prowl/Jazz writings inspired by words beginning with "un". Stories are much better than this summary, trust me.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,242 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Prowl, Jazz
Rachet's gonna hate me for this by Player3 reviews
Prowl's up late doing reports. Jazz makes him stop a bit early. Just a drabble...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Arrival by SeekerFreefall reviews
Movieverse. Sideswipe and Sunstreaker are twins - so why is this silver Corvette calling himself Sideswipe, especially with no Sunstreaker to be found? No pairings, one-shot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Illogical by Beregond5 reviews
G1. Set shortly after Patient H-18. Bluestreak is about to discover the wonder of computer-crashes...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Bluestreak, Perceptor - Complete
Prowl's Origin by DarkAngelLillith reviews
The Decepticons weren't only ones that reprogrammed mechs to fill their ranks. The Autobots get their hands on Barricade.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,949 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Barricade
Twins: Sun and Fire by LegendarywriterZephyrStar reviews
A short piece on the ever dynamic Autobot twins Sunstreaker and Sideswipe and what they think of being a twin to the other.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe - Complete
What the Slag? by madwriter223 -TF reviews
Bunny by vox00: The fact that Sunstreaker was shot off of the back of the seeker he was currently trying to down wasn’t what shocked all involved; it was who was doing the shooting. Humor
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Sunstreaker
Family Reunion by Namiko-kii reviews
Mr and Mrs Wilkins are rather surprised when a bushy haired girl named Hermione Granger turns up on their doorstep.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Hermione G.
It Started With A Feeling by DarkAngelLillith reviews
50 sentence challenge. For those wondering who my mind paired Sideswipe with. I wanted to finish Insanity after starting the next sidestory, but the pairing demanded to be written now. I took the challenge to quiet them down until I can write the story.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,628 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Optimus Prime, Sideswipe - Complete
Megatron by autumn sparrow reviews
Power and ambition are meaningless without knowledge and understanding. A simple one shot.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Megatron, Optimus Prime - Complete
Audacity Wins by Kyra Neko-Rei reviews
Prowl/Jazz. Sometimes an overload is more important than finding a safe, or private, or not-belonging-to-the-Decepticon-commander, space to have it in. Prowl, Jazz, and Megatron's desk. Slash, moderately realistic crackfic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Bite Marks by vericus reviews
pre-war - Prowl was so going to get fired.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
The Name Game by autobotgirl12328 reviews
When Barricade loses all his memory but his name who would nicely help him? Sadly who end up finding him are...the twins!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe - Complete
Angels Among Us by BiloxiBlueberry reviews
Jazz is an angel in Primus's realm and happens to spot an orphaned Prowl one day. He knows he'll be the happiest mech alive if he could be with Prowl.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Delta Angel by LittleMewLugia reviews
When Starscream is forced to take shelter in a barn, he does not factor in being discovered by two young human children, one of whom happens to be Annabelle Lennox.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,183 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Starscream, Annabelle L. - Complete
Things You'll Never Hear Transformers Say by eeyop1428 reviews
Just as the title says. What foolhardy, shocking, funny lines do the Transformers never say on air? Or ever, in fact? Look here and see! Rated T for some Cybertronian profanity/innuendo. Sparklings are warned.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008
Twins by Calliope693 reviews
Sam and Kim meet the Lambo Twins!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,541 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
The Lost Brother by DecepticonGirl6 reviews
When Frenzy is fatally injured in battle, what will happen to Rumble? Rumble's life will change forever, and it will seem as if he has lost everything. Short, but sad G1 fic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Complete
unprotected by Moofighter2 reviews
Prowl's last few days have been rather...good. Tonight he finds out why. First posted TF fic plz don't flame too hard thanks. Rated T for safety.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Transformers School by Raven06 reviews
AU Two good friends start their first day at their new school only to find that their teachers bear a strange resemblance to their favorite Transformers.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,463 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008
Mine by Hot Rod's Girl reviews
Prowl finds something interesting going on in the med bay. My first attempt at Humor and something that just popped up in my head.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Prowl - Complete
Captured by Limmet reviews
AU. Jazz, a Decepticon spy, is sent to infiltrate the Ark. However, the mission fails and he is taken prisoner by Prowl. Now Jazz has to face the fear of what the future has in store for him as the Autobots' captive. Eventual Prowl/Jazz. REVISED VERSION.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,798 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Screaming by RaeVenn-Chan reviews
I've discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a Great White or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Prowl, Miles L. - Complete
Mustard and Ketchup by Dragowolf reviews
Sideswipe and Sunstreak meet preschools, and one preschool has some new names for them.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Oreo by mdnytryder reviews
Jazz and Prowl and Oreos. For a LJ challenge. One-shot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Ashes of the Phoenix by xRae Asakurax reviews
The phoenix is a glorious sight to behold. It is strong, powerful, yet soothing and magnificent. It bursts into flames when it is time for it to die, and it is reborn from the ashes to become just as wonderful as it was before. Such is my brother.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Ratchet, CMO by Dragonflyr reviews
With the construction of Autobot City complete, Ratchet must train the medical team that will be left behind on Earth, however this is easier said than done when Sideswipe keeps insisting on complicating things. A House-flavored look at life as a medic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,559 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Ratchet, Sideswipe
Tricksters by steelcrash reviews
Dr. Daniel Jackson has an interesting theory regarding the Autobot twins, Sideswipe and Sunstreaker. One-shot, for now, crossover between the 2007 Transformers movie and Stargate SG-1.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker
Christmas Dreams by Dragonfly-Moonlight reviews
G1. Ironhide connects with Chromia, even though the Femmes are still declared dead.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Ironhide, Chromia - Complete
Cast of Fools by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
A oneshot and a drabble, AU G1. The truth is that there is no war. It’s all a lie, a mockery, a play put on for a gullible audience by a cast of fools.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Karaoke Night 11: Solos by Sapphire93 reviews
The twins get bored one day and decide to have a karaoke night with all their friends...in the middle of the lobby. R&R please!
Suite Life series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,239 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Complete
I Kissed A Girl by vericus reviews
slash - Maggie gets to greet the newest Autobot arrival on earth, and discovers one more reason the boys and men in America would love their new alien friends. And it just goes downhill from there. Rating for profanity.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,557 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Maggie M. - Complete
Over the Edge by T.M.Wolf reviews
If you break the cage, you release the beast. Psychotic Sunstreaker/Twin One shot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,021 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Complete
Teacher by outerelf reviews
Red Alerts teacher comes to Earth. And he's not happy with what he seeing.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,585 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Red Alert, Inferno - Complete
Science by Soggy Phoenix reviews
When Wheeljack and Perceptor watch back to the future, even the Decepticons feel the consequences. LJ Plot bunny answer
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet: Transformers Edition by Limmet reviews
A is for Alexis. Poor Starscream, So brooding and dark, Such hatred and pain in his spark, Angst so strong and immense, But when Alexis waltzes in, gone is all suspense...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Complete
101 Ways To Know You're Addicted To Transformers by eeyop1428 reviews
Just as the title says - a list of all the common and weird symptoms of Transformers addiction. *Revised December 2012*
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Complete
A Measure of Gratitude by ryagelle reviews
Sunstreaker does have a spark somewhere in there--Mirage knows it. Oneshot drabble. Hound/Mirage, G1
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Sunstreaker, Mirage - Complete
The Ties that Bind by Ray of Starlight reviews
As a CSI Peyton knew how to process evidence, follow the clues and catch the bad guy, but when a kickass Peterbilt is thrown into the mix she finds herself biting off more than she can chew. Movieverse. Rated for language. COMPLETE/In-Progress Editing.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 183,750 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Complete
Hey, hey Mr Policeman by dark kitsune reviews
A series of one shots involving our favorite tactician. Rated for the occasional bad word, stupid Lambo tricks and perverted science bots. Cast and crew: Prowl, Jazz, Red Alert, Sunstreaker, Sideswipe and now...Perceptor.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,088 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008
Windows by Kirii reviews
Sunstreaker looked at his art and saw nothing more than what he’d put there: shapes, colors, and, on occasion, a story or a feeling. There was nothing else there. Just paint. Implied SunstreakerxSideswipe
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe - Complete
Light by Cyndi reviews
Those with vision needed it to see. .o Animated. JazzxProwl SLASH o.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,414 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Ironhide's Choice by RavynOwl reviews
This is based on the live action movie. Ironhide makes a choice. Please be kind.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Complete
danceREMIX by Sinead Rivka reviews
.:Movieverse:. Rewrite of an earlier version; I find this more solid. Jazz was named after a style of smooth, cool Earth music, but does it have a pure beat that pounds through his Spark, giving him the chance to relax ... to dance? No pairings. None.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,184 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Jazz, Bumblebee - Complete
Learning Curve by The Moonless Night reviews
Movieverse The Autobots, warriors turned refugees, hide on earth in plain sight. Can they learn to get along with their new human neighbors, or will they ultimately be revealed by simple misunderstandings?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,121 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 4/15/2008 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Complete
Amor Est Vitae Essentia by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. G1. Love is the essence of life. A transformation of a different sort. Implied Prowl/Jazz.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Somewhere, Across Forever by fuzzy-ninja reviews
TF:A Somewhere, Elita is waiting. Set after 'flashbacks' in "Along Came A Spider".
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
The Glories of Green by Kirii reviews
It's St. Patrick's and someone on the Ark isn't wearing green. . .HoundxMirage.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Mirage, Hound - Complete
Payment by Iniora Nackatori reviews
Sunny thought he knew everything about “The Brains” of their operation. But he never knew this...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Complete
Local Freeways by Jason M. Lee reviews
Elita and Optimus have a taste of Southern California culture.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Optimus Prime, Elita-1, Sam W., Mikaela B. - Complete
The Romance No One Saw Coming by DarkAngelLillith reviews
A look at the relationship between an Autobot and a Decepticon. Pairing: Surprise! Warning:Slash Content Inside Don't say I didn't warn you
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 26,630 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 2/4/2008 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Jazz, Soundwave - Complete
Brotherly Love by lambotwinlove reviews
G1, oneshot. The twins put on a little show for their amusement... or is it about something more?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Complete
Transformers Armada: Sparks Of Power by Hot Shot's girl reviews
Optimus and Hot Shot have been hit by a powerful wave that has given them strange abilities. How shall they use them seeing they have powerful new powers? And are they the only ones with sparks of power?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,268 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Optimus Prime, Hot Shot - Complete
To Be A Spy by Hot Shot's girl reviews
G1 The decepticons plan to use a secret virus to destroy the autobots and so they must stop them and only one way to do so...send in a spy, but will Bumblebee be willing enough to pose as a femme and be with the 'cons to save all? Warning you might die:p
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,705 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/24/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Bumblebee - Complete
Format by Luki Dimension reviews
Bumblebee goes to the cliff to find a young sparkling, and remembers the incident that brought it into being. No pairings
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,047 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Complete
Out of the Blue by Dreamer's Way reviews
Oneshot: Movie On a patrol, Prowl runs into an old friend from way back and tries to talk some sense into him, to get him to come back home.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Prowl, Bluestreak - Complete
Fight For Your Right by lambotwinlove reviews
Sunstreaker and Sideswipe have a little fun at the ark. Crazy Lambotwin goodness!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Complete
Transformers Plus Dating Equals 0o by LokiWaterDraca reviews
When Sam is of suitible age and still doesnt have a mate 'Bee and Jazz decide to help him out, written as a fic for saesamas deviant picture, link inside. Will have smut and is JazzSamBee ONESHOT
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Complete
Monty Python and the Twins by Tyrrlin reviews
[G1] The Twins watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail and are now amusing themselves, to the other Autobots' confusion and dismay. Written in response to the Use this Line challenge on The Padded Cell.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,868 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Complete
Between Two Giant Robots by DreamingDesire reviews
After a not so devastating breakup with Mikaela, Sam is comforted by 2 Autobots. But how do they feel about Sam spending time with the other? What will happen when the Autobots find that another human likes Sam? SamBee, SamOptimus Sequel "Beside T'G'R'"
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,738 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Complete
Stranded in the Dark by Shadows Light reviews
What happens when humans and autobots fall for each other? Meant to be just a drabble, turned into something huge. MikaelaxOptimus...some violence, blood, gore, etc. Lots of angst.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 70,639 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Complete
Daisy Chain by Kyron reviews
[Movie] Judy recruits some help to get her garden back into shape, whether they want to help or not. Jazz Bee pairing.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Complete
Icky Bug Sex by the ness-ness reviews
[Movieverse] Ratchet gets a lesson on bugs.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Complete
Do Doctor's Make Ark Calls ? by Dragonseeker789 reviews
This story is a crossover, quite short! Wheeljack has to deal with a bomb, a nasty alien plant and a most unusual visitor!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Complete
Meet the Car by Umi Mikazuki reviews
And you thought the idea of introducing your significant other to your parents could be stressful...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
Arachno What? by Hoodoo reviews
Spiders. And Ironhide. Rated for a swear word, and for hated hated spiders. Silly fic, oneshot.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Ironhide - Complete
Annabelle Age 16 by ValorRose reviews
2007Movie. PG. Annabelle wants to drive her father wont teach her.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Annabelle L., W. Lennox - Complete
Are You the ToothFairy? by Ray of Starlight reviews
Do you remember waiting up at night for the ToothFairy? Sophie does and unlike other kids, she acutally met him. Inspired by the ToothFairy Girl scene with Ironhide. Please review!
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Complete
Silly Boys, Trucks Are For Girls by Hoodoo reviews
It's just not a good idea to mess around with vehicles who happen to be disguised robots. Semidrabble, set in 2007 movieverse. Oneshot.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Ironhide - Complete
Voyeurs by Kyron reviews
2007 Movie. JazzBee, BarricadeFrenzy. The two Decepticons stumble upon a pair of Autobots but don't engage them in combat. No, they chose to watch. Rated M for a reason. Please, you are warned.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,151 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Complete
Do Not Upset the Squishy by Arashi32900 reviews
The Decepticons learn the valuable lesson of not messing with the young squishy named Uzumaki Naruto. Read and review, please! Oneshot
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Complete
Transformer Quidditch by Wah-Keetcha reviews
This is what came out of a late night conversation with a good friend. Please read and review if you'd like. The Transformers Play Quidditch. Armada2007 movie characters used.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,027 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Complete
What Lays Ahead by Autumn L reviews
Movie '07. Ratchet and Ironhide discuss what possibilities the future could hold, if the old warrior can allow himself to think that far. Definite Movie Spoilers.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Ratchet - Complete
Anger Management by Autumn L reviews
G1. Blaster tries to get to the root of Ramhorn's attitude problem, but instead gains something else. Update 7/09 - fixed formatting.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Ramhorn - Complete
Camaraderie by Autumn L reviews
G1. An Autobot Cassette walks into a sports bar...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Eject - Complete
More Than Meets the Eye by SilverGinkgo reviews
Miley is your average teenager who just happens to find out that an alien race has come to earth to start a war. A Transformers live action movie fanfic. Pairings SamXMikaela, later on BumblebeeXOC Miley
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,067 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Optimus Primes' Dilemma by Retired 5.01.2012 reviews
Now, we all know Optimus Prime is one hardcore robot, but when he goes out into the woods, we find out his secret, terrifying phobia.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Complete
Drawing by DarkAngelLillith reviews
Sidestory of The Romance No One Saw Coming. What did Jazz do to pass the time while he recovered from the train wreck? How did his friendship with the twins began?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Jazz - Complete
Haunting by DarkAngelLillith reviews
Side story for The Romance No One Saw Coming. Where exactly does Jazz go on peaceful nights?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Jazz - Complete
The Talk by RoseGad reviews
2007 Movie, but you don't have to have seen it to understand this. Very minimal spoilers. Sam and Mikaela find themselves explaining a very interesting human behavior to Optimus and crew...you know which one. R and R please!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Complete
Soundtrack To My Life by PuraJazzBot reviews
[Movieverse]Music is the universal language and one that Jazz and Bumblebee use to reflect and talk. Mild JazzBee.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Complete
So Now You Speak? by markim reviews
[2007 Movieverse Bumblebee centric with some comic spoilers] Bumblebee's thoughts in the scene where Sam asked him So Now You Speak?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Complete
Questions by Mightily Mousey reviews
Mikaela hasn’t thought about Sam and Bumblebee’s relationship and how complicated it is for years. Movieverse, SamMikaela, implied SamBumblebee, implied SamMikaelaBumblebee, slash. Betaed by Okami Myrrhibis
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Complete
Thief by Dierdre reviews
[2007 movieverse, Sam and Bumblebee centric] Time is an indiscriminate thief, and eventually it takes everything.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Complete
MFR? by SSJ-Alhazred reviews
Sam and Mikaela, sittin' on Bumblebee, K I S S I N G...how does Bumblebee feel about this, anyway?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Complete
Failure by Pretty in Scarlet reviews
2007 film, major spoilers. Starscream has failed Megatron for the last time.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Complete
Shorty's Secrets by KnittedOrange reviews
Sequal to Height Problems. The other short bots want to know how Bumblebee got the taller bots to quit with the short jokes. Read the notes at the top! It won't make much sense of you don't! Disclamer: Transformers do not belong to me!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Complete
A Decepticon's Life for Me by Tempest2004 reviews
Megatron gives a new recruit the willies. Songfic, Oneshot. Please R&R!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Complete
Hello Paper Friend by Misfitschibis reviews
The Day to Day Life Of Chibi Bluestreak
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/1/2007
Catch a Falling Star by Wyntir Rose reviews
G1 Sunstreaker and Mirage contemplate a falling star.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Mirage, Sunstreaker - Complete
Armada Movieverse! by pitaC89 reviews
The Armada crew takes a trip to the movieverse. Hilarity ensues. Rad beats up a girl, Blurr gets drunk and gropes Sideswipe, and Sideswipe might just really be a girl.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Complete
Storm Warnings by PuraJazzBot reviews
[G1]Jazz tells the story of the First Twins. Real? Or merely superstition? You be the judge
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,506 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Complete
MultiLingual Education by Sunbitten reviews
When Josh has to learn Spanish in school, will he be brilliant or fail miserably?
Tennis Shoes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/12/2005 - Complete
Retribution by Dragonfly-Moonlight reviews
Shredder meets his match when the Autobots become involved. Ninja Turtles crossover
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,883 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2005 - Complete
Sunrise, Sunset by Purple Aussie reviews
G1. Prowl, forced into having a day off, has no idea what to do with himself.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,748 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/25/2005
Inferno: Since you've been gone by Starscream's Mishap reviews
My first slash piece, connected to a few other pieces I wrote, but I think it stands alone if you've seen The Search for Alpha Trion and Autobeserk. Inferno figures out who means more to him: Firestar or Red Alert.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,965 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2005 - Complete
transformers: the pub wars by kevin O'Connor reviews
which what happens when your favourite robots are off the air politics, tiolet humor brutal beatings a plenty and watch in disbelief as Grimlock faces off against a door this was taken off one site becuse of the references and the language enjoy
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,078 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/23/2004 - Complete
The Letter of the Law by ShadowShock reviews
How does he manage to get me both out of trouble and into it at the same time? G1.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/11/2004 - Complete
Jazz's Adventure by Amshea 3 reviews
What will happen if by some chance Jazz should turn into a human? Read and find out. Finished!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,384 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/29/2003 - Published: 4/28/2003
He's Not Gone by Kittie1 reviews
After SmokeScreens Death, Hot Shot is holding a gun that once belonged to SmokeScreen. Will he pull the trigger?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2003
Silence by The Great NeoDragon reviews
After an attempt of espionage goes wrong in the new Insecticon fortress, Soundwave comes to find that he has a virus. A virus that warps the emotional and psychological processes, rendering him unable to tell fantasy from reality. COMPLETE!!!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,625 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/20/2002 - Published: 11/10/2002 - Complete
The Evolution Theory: Reproduction by Silent Steel reviews
Despite the title, there's no sex in this, nor is it a story. It's an essay of sorts, containing my thoughts and opinions of Transformer Reprodcution. Includes Gen1, BW, and BM.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,078 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/24/2002
Medical Emergency by Ratchet reviews
My first fanfiction. Bumblebee gets into a little 'accident'
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/24/2001
Who Am I? by FortressMaximus reviews
During a momentary lull in battle, an Autobot reflects on recent changes and if they were for the better.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/11/2001 - Arcee, Daniel W.
It's Not Fair by ChibiSandrock reviews
What Daniel was thinking after Optimus died in TF:TM
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/8/2000
Wheeljack's Log by JazzJumper reviews
Autobot Wheeljack's log entries spanning from the original Transformer episodes to his unexplained death in TF:TM
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/4/2000
Starscream by TM3 Dinobot reviews
A song parody based on "Yoda" by Weird Al.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2000
Bohemian Trans-Rhapsody by Chris McFeely reviews
Is it the real life? Is it just fantasy? Nope, it's real, alright. ^_^ My first songfic - Read and Review!!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2000
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ThrillFormers reviews
TF Prime Crack Fic, inspired by the last scene of the third episode of the 5 part pilot. Took me a while to write this. Thanks to KDZeal for the title, and TheEvilBlackBunny for Starscream's role.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Ratchet, Starscream - Complete
Bittersweet Revenge reviews
Sunstreaker gets revenge for the death of his brother
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,343 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Sunstreaker, Sunstorm - Complete
Good Samaritan reviews
Things aren't always as they seem. She learns this when she meets an Autobot for the first and only time. OC centric.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,468 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Jazz - Complete
Choices and Consequences reviews
From the TF Bunny Farm on LJ, Flamingmarsh wrote: An Autobot does something illegal or bad and a human happens to videotape it. The human sends it in to the news. OF course the Autobots see the news. This is how my muse worked this bunny. Oneshot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Smokescreen, Optimus Prime - Complete
Silly String reviews
My first Animated story. Crackfic, Oneshot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Complete
A Lack of Sophistication reviews
Sophisticated people play Chess. Rednecks spend hours on end with a sheet of bubble wrap. - Jeff Foxworthy. A little diddle I wrote in 10 minutes today to tide y'all over while I get back to Lost Feet.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Lost Feet reviews
A story featuring Prowl and Jazz after Jazz has sustained a battle injury. No pairings, but maybe a slight hint of possible flirtiness if you squint through Perceptor. I don't own Transformers, just a few toys.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,452 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Prowl, Jazz
Johnny Hates Jazz reviews
Jazz is disturbed to find out someone named Johnny hates him.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Jazz - Complete
Just a Pencil reviews
How two different people view the same item. I don't own Transformers. I was going to make this a oneshot, but a friend and I were talking and the subject of music came up, so this fic has now become a twoshot, and is staying that way.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe - Complete
Entry Logs of a Young Mech reviews
What if the Twins creator was a Decepticon? Slightly AU
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,279 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe - Complete
Head Case reviews
Ratchet has an interesting medical case today. I don't own Transformers, or any of the characters used in this fic, not even their toys.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Ratchet - Complete