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Joined 03-01-08, id: 1513170, Profile Updated: 05-09-11
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, Smallville, and Neopets.

Hello all and sundry.

About Me (in regards to FF)

I guess you want to know a little about me then? Well, I like reading fanfiction. Fancy that. And apparently, I like writing it too, sort of. Merlin is my main fandom. Merlin/Arthur is my OTP. I do like to whore my mind around to other fandoms though, if I see a movie/TV show or read a book that I think has some great potential to be slashed I'll check it out. Hang for a while. Eh. It should be noted that I only read slash. Because I'm pervy like that. Het makes little Baby Jesus cry.

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I like eating Gobstoppers and Nerds. Sometimes I wish Wonka was a real person. =S

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If you're wondering what my avatar is, it's the traumatic insemination of the female bedbug by the male bedbug. How passé.

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Lend me your ears and I'll sing you a song reviews
A tale of redemption and finding yourself. Jks. A Harry Potter/Neopets crossover starring Draco Malfoy the yellow Kacheek, Luna Lovegood the yellow Grarrl, and a brief cameo by OC Slorgsy the Jelly Slorg. Crack/Parody.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Neopets - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Draco M. - Complete
Antonym: Superpenis reviews
Clark has a little problem. Lex has a big one. Clark/Lex. Parody.
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Clark K./Superman, Lex L. - Complete
Love in the Time of Cavemen reviews
Chronicling the gay adventures of the first two Cavemen to ever think of putting their manstick in anything other than a Cavewoman. Harry/Draco AU/Parody.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,052 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/21/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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