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Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

Ok. so I'm gonna delete my storys and write new ones better , very better.


Fav. pairs:

Sasusaku ( of course )

Naruhina ( too cute )

Shikaino ( hmm, a hiperactive woman with a lazyass man, simply beautiful )

Tenneji ( they also need some attention people )

Hated pairs:

Sasu & karin ( what? I just hate it )

Kibahina ( not to bad, but i prefer Naruhina)

Shinino ( noooooooo)

Shikasaku (WTF!? were they on crack when they came up with this )

Well a little more info about me: I live in Europe with my grandparents and one of my sisters (a.k.a. the 'loving and darling ' little sister ) the rest of my family is in America including my mom, dad and other little sister. I am the oldest, umm I have evil classmates, loving friends, bad teachers and annoying family.

Friends ( or I see them as friends, I don't know if they see me as one, but oh well)

- obessed. emo


-Lil Sasuke



-Bloody and Broken








-Pink Crescent Moon

-Angry Fox Girl

And I also like my reviewers.

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB: If you hate Karin from, NARUTO then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Kinomi-chan, xXFallenSakuraXx, Angry Fox Girl, kitkatyobaril-chan.

98 percent of teenagers does or has tried smoking pot. If your the two percent that hasn't then post this on your profile.

If you hate those snobby and obnoxious people, then PLEASE put this on your profile.


It's the same story everyday: A girl in dark colors gets off THE WORST bus you can imagine, you know, the one with all the dumber-then-dirt country kids who are swearing every five words, listening to a punk rock/gothic rock/heavy metal/ or any other type of dark music. She shuts off her cd player/MP3/ipod and walks into the school. You and your friends are standing inside because your to wussy to stand outside in LATE MAY in your new Capri pants and new Hollster T-shirt.

You point at her and whisper to your friends about how out-of-touch she is because she's dressed in a baggy hooded sweatshirt and frayed old jeans and she's maintaining a 3.785-4.0 GPA on a 4.0 scale while your boardline failing. You loudly insult her and talk to her in an obnoxious voice. She just keeps her head down and shuffles right by.

You laugh loudly and say " How could you have gottin that one wrong. Even a fifth grader knows that! "when she answers a question wrong in class. You and your friends push her around in the hallways and trip her in the stairwells. You think she sould start drooling over boys and sould wear the same clothes you do.

And yet, no matter what you do, she doesn't say anything.

Isn't it hilarious that she can be queit all week, but have to deal with more shit then the whore giving out free blowjobs on the bus? ISN'T IT FUNNY that you don't mind fucking a random guy every night, but go ripping an her because she studies in the library every night? Isn't it just bloody fucking hilarious that she needs to sign a pass to the bathroom just to run into an empty classroom to cry at least once a week?

Are you laughing yet?








If this rings a bell, or a wholechorus of 'em, copy and place this into your profile.That was by MissingExodus

Hey you! I know you're just dying to do this!!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)


1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you


Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are


3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to


S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time

But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!" I scream,

But its now much too late.

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain,

Again and again,

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops,

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless,

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

Hi, my name is Kazu.

I like Writing and I like Athletics.

I am running down the road

I suddenly tripped over.

I come home with a scatch on my knee.

My mummy begins to worry.

I tell her I am fine.

She sighs and says ok.

I am at school.

When suddenly I fall and hit a tree.

I am sent to the sickbay.

Then I am sent home.

Mummy takes me to the doctors.

The doctors tell mummy something.

Mummy starts to cry.

I tell her it's ok.

I'm not going to die.

She tells me I am starting.

Starting to be slower.

I don't know what it means.

But I have become sick.

I tell mummy it's ok.

I will become better.

Mummy starts to cry.

Do I have cancer?

Mummy says no.

Then what do I suppose.

As a year had past.

I struggle to walk.

My speech is getting slower.

It's hard for me to talk.

My friends like to help me.

My classmates like to run.

But I have to sit down.

And watch them have fun.

Then one day my teacher.

Comes to see mummy.

Daddy comes out.

And starts to get all snotty.

The teacher tells my parents.

I can no longer go to school.

My motion is too slow.

I ask the teacher slowly.

I am sorry I am useless.

I start to cry and beg her.

I want to go to school.

The teacher gives a smile.

And tells me she is sorry.

The school cant really help me.

The words were so cruel.

The day I had to leave.

My friends and classmates cried.

The boys upon the windows.

Wave to me goodbye.

I smile and sit in the car.

I am taken to a school.

A school with special people.

Just like me and you.

I start to have some fun.

I made a lot of friends.

As many years passed again.

I talk too slow to understand.

I cannot run anymore.

And I struggle to even stand.

I cannot write in my diary.

My motion is too slow.

Then one day I am sent.

To the hospital again.

Now many years have passed.

I lie in a warm bed.

I cannot move my body.

I cannot move again.

I talk very slowly.

I cannot move my head.

My mummy sits there crying.

My daddy looks depressed.

I ask my mummy sadly.

Am I going to die.

My mother holds my hand.

Yells and starts to cry.

A few more years later.

I have to shut my eyes.

I cannot talk or move.

I seem to have died.

My name is Nora
and I'm seventeen,
I am on drugs
and cannot clearly see.
Because of this
my grades in school have dropped.
I am very drunk,
Sometimes I'm beaten up
by some street punk.
There are so many rules
i've tried not to break,
But I am so drunk
that I can't stand up straight.
I am so drunk ,
Most of the time
I cannot talk.
Maybe if my parents trusted me,
they would let me hold a car key.
One night I was out walking around,
But there was a sound
and then I saw a man
who didn't want me in town.
The man was holding a gun,
He was not as bright
He was like a Earth without a sun.
My name is Nora
I am seventeen,
and tonight a man
murdered me.

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school.
It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"

Stupid Racist People...

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

Not Mine!! Drink Driving is bad.

She was drinking at a party
On a raging New Year's Eve
She had to be home early
She knew she had to leave

"Honey do you need a ride"
Her boyfriend sweetly said
She just smiled back at him
And quickly shook her head

"I've got to leave right now
So I'll just take my car...
But don't you worry, sweetheart
Cause I won't drive too far"

Unaware she'd been drinking,
He watched her drive away
She knew that this was wrong
But she did it anyway
"I only had a couple drinks
I know that I'll survive"
She kept saying in her head
As she went for this short drive

The alcohol took over her
She wasn't thinking straight
She assumed that there was no one
Who'd be driving out this late

She ran all of the stop lights
As she sped along the road
Never thinking of the pain
This night would soon behold

But out of nowhere, came a car
She screamed as headlights flashed
She flew out of the windshield
As both of their cars crashed

She woke up laying on the ground
Sirens screaming in the night
She was bleeding quite a bit
But she knew she'd be alright

With dread, she saw the other car
That had rolled down the hill
She knew this was her fault
As she started feeling ill

But when she saw the body
Tears started falling down
As she looked down to find
Her dead boyfriend on the ground

Drink Driving again Not Mine again...

I went to a party
and remembered what you said;
You told me not to drink, Mum,
So I had a sprite instead.
I felt proud of myself,
the way you said I would;
That I didn't drink and drive,
though some friends said I should.

I made a healthy choice,
and your advice to me was right;
The party finally ended,
and the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my car,
sure to get home in one piece;
I never knew what was coming, Mum,
something I expected least.

Now I'm lying on the pavement,
and I hear the policeman say;
The kid that caused this wreck was drunk,
Mum, his voice seems far away.

My own blood's around me,
as I try hard not to cry;
I can hear the paramedic say,
"this girl is going to die".

I'm sure the guy had no idea,
while he was flying high;
Because he chose to drink and drive,
now I would have to die.

So, why do people do it, Mum,
knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me,
like a hundred stabbing knives.

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mum,
tell daddy to be brave.
And when I go to heaven,
put "daddy's girl" on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,
that its wrong to drink and drive;
Maybe if his parents had,
I'd still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter, Mum,
I'm getting really scared;
These are my final moments,
and I'm so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mum,
as I lie here and die;
I wish I could say "I love you Mum!"
So I love you and goodbye.

Remember: NEVER drink and drive!

Forget - Not Mine

Forget his name, forget his face,
Forget his kiss and warm embrace.
Forget the time you spent together.
Forget it all he is gone forever.
Forget the fact that he once cared,
Forget the love that he once shared.
Forget his love that once was true,
Remember now there is someone new.

Forget you cried all night long,
Forget him when they play your song.
Forget how close you once were.
Remember how he chose her.

Forget you memorized the way he walked.
Forget the way that he talked.
Forget the times he made you mad
Remember how he made you feel so sad.

Forget the thrills when he said, "Hi!"
Forget the times he made you cry.
Forget the way he said your name.
Remember now he is not the same.

Forget you saw him yesterday.
Forget his gentle and teasing way.
Forget the things you had planned to do.
Remember now he is not with you.

Forget the times that went so fast.
Forget it all it is in the past.
Forget he said, I'll leave you never.
Remember now he is gone forever.

Forget the past that I once knew.
Forget it all leave it too.
Because he no longer loves me...
….He loves you.….

Unspoken love
Not Mine

She'd known him her entire life
She always dreamed to be his wife
Just his smile made her heart melt
But she never told him how she felt

Forever hoped to have him here
Always dreamed to hold him near
Time passed and they both did grow
But still she never let him know

Perfect chances passed her by
But she just couldn't tell this guy
No matter what she'd ever do...
He still didn't have a clue
But one day her whole world did end
When she heard news from a friend
About the wreck he'd gotten in...
She'd never see his smile again

Now at his grave she softly cries
The tears running from sad eyes
This hurting girl whose heart is broken
All because of love unspoken

Not Mine

Time to move on

One night a guy and a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them
that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed and that it was time to move on. A tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket and passed her a folded note.
At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved
right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out and read it.
"Without your love, I would die"FRIENDS: never ask for anything to eat or drink when they're at your house

BEST FRIENDS: are the reason why you have no food

FRIENDS: call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and grandpa, by Grandpa

BEST FRIENDS: call your parents by DAD and MOM and grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: would bail you out of jail

BEST FRIENDS: would be sitting next to you saying, "MAN! We screwed up!"

FRIENDS: have never seen you cry

BEST FRIENDS: won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore

FRIENDS: ask you to write down your number

BEST FRIENDS: has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back

BEST FRIENDS: loses your stuff and tells you, "My's a tissue."

FRIENDS: only knows a few things about you

BEST FRIENDS: could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: will leave you behind if that's what the crowd's doing

BEST FRIENDS: will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you

FRIENDS: would knock on your front door

BEST FRIENDS: walk right in and say, "I'M HOME!"

FRIENDS: you have to tell them not to tell

BEST FRIENDS: already know not to tell

FRIENDS: are through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: are for life

FRIENDS: will be there to take your drink away from you if they think you had enough

BEST FRIENDS: will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "BIOTCH! Drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: would ignore this letter

BEST FRIENDS: would repost this craaaapp!


20 Things to do at Wal-Mart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina the Mischevious, SnowNeko, Pink Hi-Lighter, pointy star, Bruce n' Charlie, naru-chan-13 kags-shessy,Inubabie, Angry Fox Girl

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you think that i'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.

If you think the purple teli-tubie is related to Michel Jackson post this onto your profile.

If your parents have ever told you that you weren't normal, and are proud of it copy this to your profile.

If you have ever walked and all of a sudden ended up falling on your ass copy this to your profile.

If you ever talk to me, and I look like I'm looking at you, but you're talking about like...sports or something, all I'm thinking is, "I can't really say I care."

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB: If you hate Karin from, NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Kinomi-chan, xXFallenSakuraXx, Angry Fox Girl

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 percent who hasn't, please post this onto your profile

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

Peoples!! Check out this wicked ass ItaSaku vid!!

If you DETEST Sasuke Uchiha from Naruto and want him to Suffer copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: FoCuSyOuRmInD, Clara of the Wolves (he is hot, but I still hate him),Kitty Kat Jazz (I agree with Clara), Angry Fox Girl

If you are a Naru-tard and you're proud of it, copy this on to your profile

30 of kids go to college. the other 70 either drop out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are on of the 30 that KNOW that your going to college put this on your profile and add your name to the list. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Gaara's-pandachan101, Evilfangirl, Feareth the Kitty,Monko25, leafninja345435, FrozenFyre , AkastukiFan, Clara of the Wolves,Kitty Kat Jazz (Heck Yeah!), Angry Fox Girl

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Neko Mate by anime1angel reviews
This is the world where they are cats!Kakashi owns Sasuke and Naruto. Anko gives Sakura to Kakashi but there is something behind it and what does it has to do with Sasuke? Join the gang on their world of cats! AU SasuSaku R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,296 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/21/2015 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
You Only Live Twice by TheBookMuffin reviews
Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending. AU Revising... Previously named Rebel Girls
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,498 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Bedroom, The Laundry, The Floor and The Mop by hypheniated reviews
."Fugaku-san. Remember me? I'm Haruno Sakura. I need a job." A sexy dominatrix vampire maid. An arrogant handsome sex-god playboy. Living and working in the house of his parents. Oh lord. Watch out for the wet floor! Play nicely, now. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,366 - Reviews: 902 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Uchiha twins together again by Ruki'sNo.1Fan reviews
Satsuki, twin sister of Sasuke, has returned to Konoha to see if the rumors that she heard from the new akatsuki member are true.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Konahas Lullaby by Yami Uchiha reviews
Can I love someone?" She asked to a raven haired male. "I can but i keep holding back." "Why?" They raven teen asked. "Because, I don't know if loving you is fiction or fact." She told him as a smile graced her perfect lips.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,227 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Painful emerald eyes by whitegraywolf reviews
Sakura Haruno's family is falling apart in front of her eyes, and it doesn't help that in school, everyone dislikes her. But what will happen, when she finally cracks under all the pressure that she has to deal with. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,437 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Blond Jokes by Songstone reviews
You've heard the dumb blond jokes before, and these aren't anything new. The only difference here is that the 'dumb blond' is everyone's favorite suicide bomber. -SasoDei in the first chapter, and will mostly be just a loving way, of course
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,187 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
Stuck With You by sweetreject reviews
Sasuke finds a little girl on his front porch, who looks a lot like Sakura. What he doesn't know is that it really IS Sakura, stuck in her three year old's body! SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,464 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Truth or Dare Challenge by xXmoonlight.angelXx reviews
What will happen when the night class plays a truth and dare? What will happen to the challenges? Wondering what these challenges are? Read these and learn... mostly Rima x Senri with YuMe, RUkaIN, and AidOri... Completed!
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,138 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Rima T., Senri S. - Complete
Where the Cherry Blossoms Bloom by yorumiko reviews
As he was disappearing, the faint scent of the cherry blossoms saved him.
Vampire Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,151 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Ichiru K., Shizuka H. - Complete
New Roommates by ms.demonic reviews
Touya, Rima gets herself into quite a predicament. So, when she's sharing rooms with a gorgeous boy like Shiki, Senri, how can she resist him? Very easily. By being his enemy. Can those two love each other at the end? ShikixRima
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,279 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Senri S., Rima T.
Drama High by Gaarasonetruegirl1 reviews
Shinobi High and Kunoichi High, an all boys high school and an all girls high school are joining together to become Konoha High. Things were planned out to go well, but that wasn’t the case at all. Genders will clash, and fights will erupt.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,878 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Scandalous Travellers by Separate Reality reviews
She doesn't know where she got those powers, she just had them. Now, she's on the run. Maybe, Sakura will run into someone, she won't run away from. Common Pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,204 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Akagawa High School by Ruki'sNo.1Fan reviews
Summary - All the Naruto genin and akatsuki are put into the lives of normal teens. Where they go through school, part time jobs and other stuff normal teens do. akatsuki members are related to the genin in some way Pairing's inside Intro 1st
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,506 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Sakura H., Ino Y.
Know me and each piece of my heart Yori x Aido by xXmoonlight.angelXx reviews
yori x aidou pairing... what will happen if yori meets aidou? will love spark for them? will two opposite people from two different race ever find love? find out and read... COMPLETED!
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,026 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Hanabusa A., Sayori W. - Complete
Fairy Tale by ms.demonic reviews
Rima never believed she'll get her happy ending but at the end Shiki might be her hero. OneShot! Shima
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Senri S., Rima T. - Complete
Maid Number 167 by Dark Angelic Kitty reviews
SasuSaku AU// She was known as Maid no.167 out of 254 servants in the Uchiha household. She has a name, but only her dorky roommate knows it. He was known as the God of Sex and guess what? His name was even more popular than Jesus. Uhoh I sense chemistry.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,134 - Reviews: 1320 - Favs: 935 - Follows: 876 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Shall we dance? Jetzt erst recht! by Separate Reality reviews
I knew it probably wasn’t the right choice, but I wouldn’t regret it either. There was no remorse, no pain, no struggling. Just the dull ache of my heart, no regret, like I thought I’d feel after what I’ve done. -Sequel to Shall we dance?-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,608 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Remember me? by Yami Uchiha reviews
Sakura haruno soars higher than anyone expected. She gets pregnant by her former crush and raises his kid. But when she finally thinks she is over him. He comes back with a pregnat fiancee. Looks like things are going to be messy, dont you think?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 52,547 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Only Yours by x.loveshiemi reviews
ONE-SHOT. “Why do you insist on calling me Shiki?” cold eyes stared in to her fading red, “Aren’t we close enough for you to call me by my first name?” ShikixRima
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Senri S., Rima T. - Complete
Suicide by Silver Spiral reviews
Hyuuga Hinata had never been fond of the appealing boy who was her ex-classmate. In fact, he seemed quite unattractive compared to Naruto. Uchiha Sasuke knows just the thing to resolve that. --Implied SasuHina, Side Pairing: NejiTen--
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,269 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Vampire knight: Moulin Rouge by kaname25lover reviews
sequel to "want to love". yuki and kaname are on their honeymoon when yuki is given a present from her friend willow. just what will yuki do with a bunny suit and a pair of hancuffs hehehe read and find out! KanameXyuki parring Yume, Yume, Yume!
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,080 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Yuki C., Kaname K. - Complete
Present meet Future by xRaianx reviews
Takes place after Sasuke returns to the village, all the kids are 17 . Sasuke isn't to happy that Sakura moved on while he was away.... but can a few people from the future change their minds about each other? SakXKiba, SakXSas Later
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 67,669 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sakura Haruno, you will be mine! by R-Wraith reviews
AU Sasuke, Naruto, Neji and Shikamaru all have feelings for Sakura Haruno. Rivalries begin to emerge as the end of year dance approaches and the boys are forced, one way or another, to face their feelings. ?xSaku R&R
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 27,015 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Sakura H.
Falling Down by Streetwise reviews
All that Uchiha Itachi left behind was a mere ghost of a boy. Modern, AU. OneShot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Can't help falling in love with you by anime1angel reviews
Oneshot. Its Sasuke's birthday and one simple present can fill you heart.Song fic SxS AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
By His Side by renivatio reviews
,, "Even if you hate me, even if you despise me, i will never leave Zero's side." ZeroxYuuki oneshot.
Vampire Knight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Zero K., Yuki C. - Complete
Truth or dare by Itachi's little Weaselette reviews
Deidara,Hidan,Kisame,and Itachi play a game of truth or dare and Itachi takes the dare that is offered.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara
Snake rape by Itachi's little Weaselette reviews
Itachi walks off to the waterfall outside the Akatsuki base and meets up with Orochimaru for a unpleasent experince...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Itachi U., Orochimaru - Complete
rich boys and skater girls by hypheniated reviews
Sakura, Hinata, Tenten, Ino are skater girls. 4 rich boys fall in love with them. The girls hate them. Thing is, they always end up together. Chaos ensues. Will the girls fall for them or break their hearts? SasuSaku NejiTen NaruHina ShikaIno
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 60,524 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Complete
Teenagers are DEFINITELY worse than Toddlers! by xRaianx reviews
Sequel to 'Kids? Yeah I need them, but right now' Sasuke thought toddlers were tough, teenagers are a completely different story. And with the arrival of several demons from his past, will he be able to defeat them and keep the kids under control?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 54,203 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mission Accomplished by LoopyLoo13 reviews
Tsunade issues team seven a mission: Grab a pile of herbs from the bottom of a lake. ‘Doesn’t seem too hard.’ Sasuke figures but there’s one eency weency problem. SasuSaku KakaAnko later on in fic
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Silent Cry For Love by Separate Reality reviews
The girls leave after the guys broke their hearts. When they get back they are stronger, wiser, older and .. they have kids.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,359 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
In The Eyes Of Perfection by Jessy-Fran reviews
A slightly darker look at the relationship between Sasori and Deidara. Warnings include OOCness and stalker-ish qualities. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Critical Acclaim by chilzification reviews
my first story ever so please go easy on me! sasuke finds comfort in sakura when he's been having bad dreams about his parents death. But do these dreams have a certain meaning or are they just dreams? i suck at summaries...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,120 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
I Get Around by hypheniated reviews
Sequel to Competition. Sakura leaves a frustrated Sasuke in his bedroom. Then that girl slightly spoils his day by appearing. Sakura is the one to make his day better and smooth things over. No more 'mistress'. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,630 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Overdose by Yuokoia reviews
Sasuke has left Sakura, Kiba gave her something to take away the pain. But instead all it could do was casue it. Songific, Charater Death, Drug use.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Forgive Me by babe201 reviews
Because of what Sasuke did, Sakura is now terrified of him.Later on, Sasuke regrets it.But will he be able to get her love back? Please Read! Maybe SakxOC COMPLETE! But there will be a Sequel! Anonymous Reviews now accepted!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,984 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hidden in the Storm by Rokhi reviews
She stands in the shadows, but fire burns through darkness. He reaches out, whether she likes it or not. Complete.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,199 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Hanabusa A., Akatsuki K. - Complete
Still waiting by Separate Reality reviews
Sakura thinks about her past. 1stOneshot. Please, read and review.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Shall we dance? Old version by Separate Reality reviews
This is the original story. I'm going to rewrite the story. No major changes so the sequel will not have to be edited. -smiles- sorry.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,856 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/3/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Broken in waiting by Yami Uchiha reviews
its about a haruno n an not telling which because i want people to think.....i want people to really think about what the message is.....the poem has a hidden meaning....i put it under sasukexsakura becuz more people like dem den sakuraxitachi
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Blood in my mouth by Yami Uchiha reviews
a poem of what sakura thinks to sasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Her Last Words by Yami Uchiha reviews
a sad story about sakura and sasuke. its short but its my first story.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Ask the kidnapped Characters Questions by SkyBell reviews
Have all your questions answered by Sasuke, Sakura, Kiba, Neji, Tenten, Shikamaru, Ino, Naruto, Hinata and Kakashi. Sasusaku, Nejiten, Naruhina and Shikaino.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,678 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
High School for Idiots by RedLotusNin reviews
Naruto is sent to a public High School, despite he's an orphan. He learns that this new school doesn't just teach studies, but romance, friendship, and most of all, the strict borders between popularity. NaruHinaShikaInoSasuSakuNejiTen DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,714 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 5/30/2007 - Published: 3/10/2005
The broken cherry blossom by Sly-Snpr reviews
You're like a cheap toy..' says Sakura father in the middle of beating her in a dark alley.. and all cheap toys... eventually break... on there own.. or by there owners... Sakura Basher: warning: abuse, cursing, and mild suggestive themes. R&R plz!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,095 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/30/2007 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Switched by JadeMesmerizedByOnyx reviews
Due to an accident, Sasuke and Sakura have their body's switched. How will this turn out and how will they be able to return to their normal selves? [sasusaku] M rated to be safe. Sequel is chapter 2!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,469 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/11/2007 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Screams in the Sound by x se reviews
Sasuke and Tayuya have been missing for three days. Everyone has been hearing screams from Sasuke’s room, but think nothing of it. Orochimaru tells Kabuto to see what’s up, and he goes there to find… SasuTayu Sasuke x Tayuya ONE SHOT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/12/2005 - Tayuya, Sasuke U. - Complete
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Let s Play
Well bascilly, Sasuke, Naruto, Shikamaru, Kiba, Neji, and the others in a funny romance story. Lot s of OCS. Summary inside!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Sasuke U.
SongFic reviews
Well, it's a songfic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.