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Joined 03-01-08, id: 1513355, Profile Updated: 05-03-11
Author has written 22 stories for Primeval, Torchwood, Doctor Who, Big Bang Theory, Sherlock, and Glee.

Hello there!

My name is Rachel, i'm 17 and I live in the UK :)

I'm mostly a serial reader/reviewer, but I thought I'd try my hand at writing a few times!

My fandoms include:

Glee klaine, Puckleberry, Finchel, Brittana
Doctor Who 11/Amy, 10/Reinette, 11/River
Torchwood Janto, Towen
Primeval Conby, Jenny/Nick
Harry Potter Hermione/Ron, Draco Pirates of the Caribbean Sparrowbeth
Gossip Girl Chair
Futurama freela
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Torchwood bedtime stories by x-Athenea-x reviews
A collection of short stories about the lives of the Torchwood members. No plot, just random stories.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 84 - Words: 189,303 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 8/29/2008
Ward the Pirate by catgirlutah reviews
Sequel to The Token, set six years after the third movie. What's gotten into Captain Jack Sparrow's mind after leaving Elizabeth in Port Royal? What sort of adventures await him and the Pearl? JE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,144 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S.
Gives Me Courage by dapperyklutz reviews
Accidentally eavesdropping on Kurt and Mercedes talking through Skype, Blaine becomes inspired and does something for him, with the help of The Warblers, New Directions and Kurt's family. Sometimes, it takes courage to be your true self. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,800 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Magic Words by Threepwillow reviews
Blaine doesn't like to break the rules, at all. Kurt doesn't want to break the rules, but he at least wants to have fun. :::Oneshot, Kurt/Blaine, Harry Potter pickup lines!:::
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,090 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 1,289 - Follows: 58 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Condolences by DumbHumanLikeYou reviews
The recent LGBT suicides have always been in the back of their minds. When one rocks Ohio, Kurt finds himself being the strong one, giving Blaine a shoulder to cry on. Klaine as an established relationship.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,757 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
I Thought I'd Lose You by wolf with panther eyes reviews
Sherlock thought he'd lose John. So when Moriarty walks away, Sherlock is willing to let his feelings show for the first time. AU ending of The Great Game, one-shot, written for a prompt on the lj kink meme. John/Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/9/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Dammit, Janet I Love You by Green-Lemon-Pie reviews
Ianto gets kidnapped. Will Jack get to him in time before he breaks?
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 30,276 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Ianto J., Jack H.
Love Bites by dancingbean reviews
Ice cream, an empty house, and new feelings. Whoever knew that Lilly biting her lip could lead to so much? Loliver oneshot. Contains scenes of a sexual nature.
Hannah Montana - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,854 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Lilly T./Lola L., Oliver O./ Mike S. III - Complete
The Bare Necessities by somethingratherrandom reviews
Ianto can't cope, Jack can't help, and the twins... they can't get home.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,309 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Jack H., Ianto J.
Janto by castrovalva9 reviews
A satire and a companion piece to "Drose"--see my profile page for the link to that story. Jack and Ianto go online and discover the portmanteau name "Janto" as well as other "interesting" aspects of TW fanfic.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Coffee shots by Latitude142 reviews
A collection of oneshots mainly Jack and Ianto, romance,comedy,angst etc Chapter 30 - Ring
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 27,680 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Ianto J., Jack H.
Le pire by BadWolfs reviews
Plus d'une fois j'ai cru vivre le pire jour de ma vie... le Docteur à la fin de Journey's End.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - French - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/27/2009 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Not Just A Teaboy by blackhemlock reviews
Threats at Torchwood come in all shapes and sizes. One day its a marauding Weevil, the next its a colleague with a gun who’s a little pissed off. And sometime the battles you wage are simply ones for information.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,969 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Ianto J., Owen H. - Complete
Six Sacks of coffee by fi3fi3 reviews
Jacks bored, Iantos shopping, Gwens eating. Then Torchwood 4 appears, but its not what they expected. Set after Exit Wounds. Some Janto - although not as much as I would have liked. Now complete. Enjoy!
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,896 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Complete
Unfinished Business by northernexposure reviews
Jenny can't let it rest. Nick/Claudia, Nick/Jenny. Now finished!
Primeval - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 57,860 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/28/2008 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Complete
In Which We Burn by vultures reviews
As the anomalies grow both more frequent and more dangerous the team realises that they have a crisis on their hands. But the stakes are higher now, and time itself may well hang in the balance. Can they work out what's going on before it's too late?
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,547 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 4/30/2008
PS by Night's Darkness reviews
One shot. Tosh has a perfect night.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,711 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Toshiko S./Tosh, Ianto J. - Complete
Home Movies by Jennie-x reviews
An old friend of Ianto's drops off some old movies from his past, revealing a Ianto none of them new existed. Janto.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Complete
Adventures of Teaboy and Super Doc by oingobearbingo reviews
While Jacks away the boys play ... well more like try not to be killed, by both aliens and each other. Owen/Ianto friendship
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,869 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Ianto J., Owen H.
Sparkles by alyseci5 reviews
Connor laughs into her mouth and she breathes him in, giddy with it. Pairing: Abby/Connor
Primeval - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,695 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Complete
Baby in the Hub by IantoxJack reviews
there's a baby in the Hub. Chaos insues. JackIanto post Season 1
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,706 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 9/2/2007
Divided by Wicked R reviews
Jack's still hearing voices, aftereffects of the locker. Starts where we left Jack at the end of AWE.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 16,982 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/14/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
That Awful Sound by vultures reviews
Connor thought, at first, that the others were looking down on him.
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Complete
Saving Lizzie by whirlwind94 reviews
One late night in Tortuga, Capt. Jack stumbles upon an Elizabeth much different than the one he remembers. Sparrabeth! LONG AGO DISCONTINUED
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,758 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow
For You I Will by Dragonfly Zero reviews
A dangerous situation leaves Connor with his feelings for Abby in the open. Again. Conby. Twoshot. R&R, constructive criticism welcome.
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,782 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2008
Have We Met Before? by Florencia7 reviews
Post AWE. Elizabeth is determined to be loyal & wait for Will,but she loses her memory in an accident. Luckily,a certain pirate captain comes to the rescue,but will he tell her the truth about the past,or rather attempt to win her heart as a stranger? JE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 88 - Words: 297,760 - Reviews: 3013 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 5/27/2007 - [Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow] Will T., Hector B. - Complete
Tilted by alyseci5 reviews
They'll be okay, just the two of them. Abby/Connor, Nick
Primeval - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Complete
Reasonable by PurpleYin reviews
Post 2x07. Caroline drabble.
Primeval - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Caroline - Complete
Compromise by PurpleYin reviews
Drabble. Connor POV on his attempt to be romantic for Valentines and Abby.
Primeval - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Connor T., Abby M. - Complete
Back of the Mind by PurpleYin reviews
Abby backs him up – though in truth he knows he's more like her sidekick - only Connor turns around to find she's not there this time.
Primeval - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Connor T., Abby M. - Complete
difference by oakel reviews
what if Claudia didnt vanish after they returned. nick/claudia one shot
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Complete
Another Day by northernexposure reviews
Nick Cutter is not her type. Claudia/Nick
Primeval - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,136 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Complete
Destiny by Lobsters forever reviews
Sparrabeth. What if it was the other way around? What if Elizabeth was born a pirate and Jack an aristocratic? Would they still meet each other and fall in love? Read to find out! Please Review! NOTE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,400 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S.
Chasing Ghosts by northernexposure reviews
The thing is, Claudia Brown just doesn't exist... Nick/Claudia
Primeval - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Complete
Start Of Something New by MelusinaMoon reviews
Abby/Connor. Rated T for language. Connor finally realises..but does Abby?
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Complete
Generations: Birds of a Feather by Lakritzwolf reviews
Twenty years after AWE. Doubts, regret, despair and the pain of missed chances and wrong choices come back to haunt you. But you can't turn back time. The only thing left now is what comes after you. Coming of age, and all that comes with it. No fluff.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 41 - Words: 142,176 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
Today is yesterday's tomorrow by Lakritzwolf reviews
Choices we make today will influence tomorrow, but no choice or action we ever take will change yesterday. You can not undo your deeds… but you can change today what will happen tomorrow, even in the face of death. SparrowSwann because birds must fly free
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,821 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/1/2007 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
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Fondue for Two reviews
Kurt and Blaine join our host, Brittany S. Pierce, for the second episode of Fondue For Two!
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The one where Wes takes matters into his own hands reviews
When an opportunity arises for Wes to meddle in his friend's love lives, he can't resist! Klaine oneshot.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Complete
Truth and lies reviews
Blaine has a boyfriend. At what point does not telling Kurt the truth become lying?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,364 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Furt reviews
Basically, how Furt would have happened if Blaine wasn't MIA. Lots of fluff. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,303 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
32 reviews
"hmpft!" growled penny as she slammed the door behind her. Really, for the smartest man she knew, Sheldon Cooper was an idiot. Follows on from 4.1. Sheldon/Penny.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,821 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C.
Gladstone reviews
In which there is an addition to 221b Baker Street. Slight John/Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Confessions of a Teenage Fangirl reviews
When she finds a mysterious purple box in the street, she inadvertantly makes three wishes that she doesnt believe would come true... until they do! A bit of fun and nonsense... in the true style of torchwood!
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,679 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J.
Madame De Pompadour reviews
The 11th Doctor revisits.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/10/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
I really really really don't like Rose reviews
"So, Rose Tyler, because hate may be too strong a word I'll just say I really, really, really, don't like you." Martha doesn't like Rose.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Martha J.
Amy's Choice reviews
It was up to her. They both wanted her to make the choice. It was Amy's Choice.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Save you? reviews
Jack pays a visit to Donna noble, hoping to make sure she is ok without the Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Jack H., Donna N. - Complete
Alternate End of Time reviews
“It’s you, it’s really you!” Sobbed Jack. Yes, the great and infamous Captain Jack was allowed to sob – after all, he was just reunited with the love of his long, long life, Ianto Jones. END OF TIME PART TWO - JACK's SCENE FIX IT! spoilers for CofE
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
The Cop who tricked Torchwood reviews
My torchwood-ified version of "The Grinch Who Stole Christmas."
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Complete
Animals at Work reviews
“It’s quite an important position.... the presenter! And we all decided, who better to take on such a big responsibility as that than our confident, charismatic, dashing, boss?” Charmed Ianto.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Saving Ianto reviews
Spoilers for Day Four, A way to rectify the horrific mistake made, i think you know what i'm talking about...
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,809 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
The Captain reviews
A Torchwood Poem based on 'The Raven' by Edgar allen poe. A/N inside explains it better.... Janto :D
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
New additions reviews
Abby and connor face difficulties with two additions to their family... slight conby
Primeval - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Connor T., Abby M. - Complete
For Granted reviews
“You’ll never realise how much you’ll miss something until it’s gone." Conby.
Primeval - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Abby M., Connor T. - Complete
Twas the night before christmas reviews
My torchwood version of the poem :
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Complete
Did you see that? reviews
Gwens mind is all over the place and Ianto finds is funny : Teeny bit of people not liking gwen... but mostly just to lead to the punch line :P
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Gwen C., Ianto J. - Complete
Remember remember reviews
The 5th of november. A look at the teams most memorable bonfire nights. Janto. Gwys. Possibly to be Towen
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 11/3/2008
Starts with a kiss reviews
What would happen to the Abby/Connor relationship if they kissed? would it open Abby's eyes to the whole thing?
Primeval - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Complete
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