Maya The Sadistic One
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Joined 03-01-08, id: 1513435, Profile Updated: 07-11-09

Hey, I'm Maya(:

I'm 15. I've been told I'm mature for my age... I've been told to stop acting like a dumbass and grow up. I'm complicated, who's not?

I speak french, but I can't write in french to save my life . How sad that I go to french school. sigh

I have my own personal Jessica, Alice & Rosalie. My Rosalies named Jessica and my Jessicas name is Rosalie. And my little short Alice is Joon (June).

I have many secrets but heres one secret I will tell: I had an obsession with this guy who had a girlfriend, we had this weird thing going on, even though we never said one word to eachother, we just kinda stared...alot. Now when I see him, I laugh hard. He thinks I'm insane and I thin he's right.

Now, stop stalking me and go do something productive.

I hate having to write stuff in my profile.

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Facebook Friends by GreenPuma reviews
Bella is shocked when her sexy but standoffish lab partner, Edward, friends her on Facebook. Will Alice, convince her to accept Edward's friend request? Or will she write it off as a prank of the conceited, spoiled rich kid she knows him to be?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 3727 - Favs: 5,114 - Follows: 3,540 - Updated: 10/9/2018 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Viking's Mistress by kissedbygustav reviews
What happens when maiden Bella is abducted, swept away and forced to play mistress to Viking Edward? Does he own her or does he own up to his feelings? WARNING:domineering-dark-male–chauvinist-AH, extremely OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,270 - Reviews: 2342 - Favs: 1,938 - Follows: 2,472 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Edward, Bella
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20585 - Favs: 14,347 - Follows: 5,785 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13698 - Favs: 8,839 - Follows: 6,522 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
Elemental by TallulahBelle reviews
AU/AH: When the Swans return to their birthplace, Bella learns she is no ordinary teenager, and Forks is no ordinary town. Can she fulfill her destiny with the powerful Edward Cullen, or will the dark forces that threaten their families destroy them all?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,571 - Reviews: 9597 - Favs: 10,207 - Follows: 5,341 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5431 - Favs: 7,372 - Follows: 3,505 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Screamers by KiyaRaven reviews
Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 358,773 - Reviews: 12678 - Favs: 7,530 - Follows: 3,608 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Mine Again by MrsKatyCullen reviews
Edward cheated. Bella left – but what happens when she has no more money to live on and a baby to look forward to? She becomes Roxy Jones – legal and official whore at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch. AH, OOC and M for lemons/language. Lovessit!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Son of a Preacher Man by LaViePastiche reviews
The wild son of a famous televangelist, Jasper likes to love ‘em and leave ‘em. Will he meet his match in Bella, who’s in love with his sister’s boyfriend Edward? And what happens when Edward finally notices her? AH, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 189,838 - Reviews: 8284 - Favs: 4,982 - Follows: 3,062 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Complete
Morbidly Married by LemonySnickersBars reviews
Alice and Jasper are about to lose their funeral home and end up in the poor house. What other choice do they have other than making business? Gore, raucous love making, and heaps of macabre fun :
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,707 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Fall For You by JaspersAngel reviews
Bella, recently fired from her job, moves in with her best friend, Edward, while she searches for a job. When he is forced into going to an appointment for a modeling agency, Bella comes along and is mistaken as a model. Full summary inside.AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,036 - Reviews: 1046 - Favs: 1,433 - Follows: 976 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Monsters by LemonySnickersBars reviews
We are not Gods, or something that you can always trust. We have warned you we are dangerous. We have told you we have brought death. We are blood thirsty, gore craving, pain wanting monsters, and it's about time this little town knows it. Rated M for gor
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Jasper - Complete
Hysteria by inatowncalledforks reviews
Older darker dominant corporate Edward, hires privet investigator Jacob Black to follow his younger girlfriend, Bella around when she’s acting suspicious. Lemons, a dramatic thriller. Rated M.OCC/AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,050 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Edward, Bella
Change by LeighAnn Brewer reviews
Bella has 11 brothers and sisters, and has to move to Forks, Washington when her football coach father gets a huge promotion. She's mainly responsible for her siblings and she never thinks of herself, but then she meets Edward Cullen, and things change. Loosely based on CHeaper by the Dozen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,877 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Edward, Bella
China Doll by Madame Meg reviews
All Bella ever wanted was love from her father, King Charlie. But when he starts to love her in the wrong way, she escapes, disguised. A vampire prince called Edward saves her from starvation, but can he save her from her father that pursues her? AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 87,553 - Reviews: 2329 - Favs: 1,304 - Follows: 1,453 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Bella, Edward
A Forgotten Promise by Ce n'est pas mon nom reviews
Bella's back in Forks after 11 yrs. When she runs into a member of the town gang's inner circle his green eyes flash with recognition but she has no idea who he is. He's Edward Masen, the most handsome, arrogant bad-boy in town. What's he want with her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,330 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Pretty Corpses by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
The Pretty Corpses is the first movie using vampire actors along with human actors. Edward and Bella are the main characters. A better summary is inside. Connected to All the Pretty Corpses NOT a sequel or rewrite! B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,542 - Reviews: 1264 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Bella, Edward
Eye of the Storm by outsetislander reviews
In a twisted future, the innocent suffer at the hands of wicked king Aro. Edward the ex-crown prince in hiding is cursed with the ancient Eye of Vires.With the power to see lifespans, can Edward accept the wavering death of the powerful halfvamp he loves?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,456 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Edward, Bella
A Band Called Crimson by Forever Raining reviews
When Bella joined Edward, Jasper and Emmett's garage band they never expected to become famous. Now that they are caught up in the public eye will they stay together or will the fame break apart their friendship and a band called Crimson. All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,209 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Meyer University by Sh.C reviews
Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 184,281 - Reviews: 8412 - Favs: 6,210 - Follows: 2,311 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
A heart restored by Zoobert reviews
What if Edward and Alice were the new kids at school? What if Jake had just broken Bella's heart and she was now befriended by the new girl Alice with a mysterious brother.Throw in some jealous and obsessive ex's drama drama drama! All human.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 88,919 - Reviews: 1228 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
That Damn, Sexy Crooked Smile by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Bella, an old, married woman, remembers her first love, the man she would never forget. Heart-breaking, but a happy ending, or at least I think so. AU AH one-shot. Bella/Edward
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,649 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 142 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete