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Joined 03-01-08, id: 1513460, Profile Updated: 04-13-09
Author has written 2 stories for Bleach, and Death Note.

Name: Shad Phoenix. Despite the last name being Phoenix, my fursona's a cat, not a bird. Bit confusing, but it's just a surname.

Age: Can't recall right now.

Favourite movies: Hardboiled, Ghost In The Shell, The Dark Knight, The Matrix, The One, and a whole menangerie of other movies I'll put up eventually.

Favourite anime: Fullmetal Alchemists 1 & 2, Dragonball Z, Bleach, Hellsing, Death Note, Card Captor Sakura, Yu-Gi-Oh (NOT the dub) and many more.

Favourite subjects: Drama, History and Science.

My favourite quote: "There probably isn't any meaning in life. Perhaps you can find something interesting to do while you are alive. Like how you found that flower. Like how I found you." - Orochimaru, Naruto.

Least favourite saying: "Curiosity killed the cat." Why does everyone have to say that? Leave the cats alone(myself included)!

Religion: Christianity, because if I say anything else, I'll get very serious stares from very serious people with very thin watches and briefcases that aren't very brief at all.

Practised Religion: Not saying. PM for answer.

I'm a bit like a RL L for fics. If you have a good idea and want me to write a fic using your plotbunny, I'll do it. Most will be one-shots, unless the idea itself requires several chapters or I like the idea. Intresting ideas only, and no Sues. I'll totally use your OC in my fics though, if you let me change it to fit said story. Please, no dictating the story, unless I ask you to.

If you hand me a Sue, I will depower it and make it belivable, whether you like it or not (If not, I'm changing the name. That's it.)

I take commissions, although what I have to offer isn't worth the electricity needed to display it.

Bios:

Nope, nothing for now. I'll put up Gaijuta and maybe Trick later, after I write up the full bios (thanks for the bio, RL Trick!)

will add more later.

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The Biju Biju Fruit by Emma Iveli reviews
AU crossover with One Piece, part of What if Naruto was raised by…? challenge. Monkey D. Luffy and his younger brother Fox D. Naruto travel the East Blue to find a crew so Luffy can become King of the Pirates and Naruto a Kage. Please R&R
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 265 - Words: 439,453 - Reviews: 3385 - Favs: 1,103 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 23h ago - Published: 8/25/2006 - Naruto U., Luffy
Shinji and Warhammer40k by Charles Bhepin reviews
Shinji Ikari finds a boxful of insanity and becomes even more unhinged than before. Somehow, this is A Good Thing. As the grim dark future melts into stark bleak present, upon a throne of tropes humanity might find the savior it so requires.
Crossover - Evangelion & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 755,729 - Reviews: 1590 - Favs: 2,150 - Follows: 1,505 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 11/11/2007
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH by Secondpillow reviews
Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 896 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Bellatrix L., Seamus F.
Sea of Broken Dreams by jschneids reviews
On the verge of escaping Rapture, Eleanor and Subject Delta are separated once more. In Rapture and on the surface, new enemies and allies abound, but who can be trusted? Can they survive to be reunited? Please review, some OC's.
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 54 - Words: 139,799 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Delta, Eleanor L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 390,734 - Reviews: 12046 - Favs: 14,366 - Follows: 13,023 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Rosario to Kiva by Kamen Rider Chrome reviews
Rosario to Vampire and Kamen Rider Kiva crossover. A 16 year old Wataru Kurenai attends Yokai Academy and makes new friends, enemies, and discovers the secret of his heritage while also falling in love in the process. Break the chains of destiny! WAKE UP! The FINAL CHAPTER is now up! After four long years and happy 4th anniversary RK!
Crossover - Kamen Rider & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 360,610 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Moka A. - Complete
Light and Dark The Adventures of Dark Yagami by D'arkYagam'i reviews
Light's twin brother Dark moves in with them! What secrets does he have? Has cusses and Sayu/Misa. EDIT: His other sister Night Yagami will come as well! Find her secrets too!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 57,150 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Sayu Y., Misa A. - Complete
Secret Video Files Of ITACHI by Blood Rain Falling reviews
Itachi has a new camera and his making his biography. Follow Itachi through his life like you have never seen before. You've never seen a crack fic like this. definitely out of character and definitely crazy. Not even the characters take this story seriously so come in and have a laugh.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,622 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Itachi U.
Souvenir by Mishiko Shinsei reviews
AU. Now that Mokuba is completely safe from Gozaboro, who's going to save Seto? Disclaimer: Just own the words, not the folks. Warning: Hints of noncon, child molestation. Rated accordingly. FINAL CHAPTER POSTED!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,719 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Complete
REPO the ninja opera by atomicage334 reviews
First ever Naruto/repo X-over. Naruto struggles with his life after his adopted mother’s death. Will he succumb to his own demons or will he find his salvation? Definitely a dark Naruto flick. Rated M for blood, gore and language and lots of it.
Crossover - Naruto & Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,242 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Naruto U.
NGE: Nobody Dies by Gregg Landsman reviews
What would happen if we had everything we ever wanted? What if certain tragedies, in the past, were averted? One would normally think this would make a better world. Some old traumas could be gone. But the new pains could be worse.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 110 - Words: 596,438 - Reviews: 1815 - Favs: 1,355 - Follows: 1,038 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 12/13/2009
Turnabout Innocence by zara2148 reviews
Kink meme prompt. Remember in 1-2 when Phoenix was accused of Mia's murder? If he'd actually been convicted, there would have been nobody to defend Edgey in 1-4! Phoenix and Edgeworth as cellmates on death row. Now a drabble series, with actual plot!
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 104 - Words: 12,172 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Miles E., Phoenix W./Nick
MLP: FiM The Party Must Go On by HeatWave reviews
Did the Grand Galloping Gala truly end after the mane cast left? Was the night truly over with those dreaded events? Or was it possible that something could have been salvaged of that dreaded evening of shattered dreams?
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,830 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Complete
Ten years flat by mimezinga reviews
A grown up up Scootaloo has to deal with her ghosts and the legacy of a nearly unreachable master
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,248 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Complete
Forever by BobCat reviews
A Friendship is Magic fanfic. Pinkie Pie has lunch with Photo Finish.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,627 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Complete
Let Me Play Among the Stars by l0x0r reviews
A look back to before Luna was Nightmare Moon. To how she acquired her cutie mark, and how she changed into a pony so full of anger that she transformed and had to be banished to the moon.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,315 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Complete
Arcana by Materioptikon reviews
An exploration of each Hellsing character, through the Major Arcana of the Tarot. Arcana XV - The Devil. Jan Valentine.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,547 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 12/5/2009
Survivor: Vampire Island by Lion in the Land reviews
It's Cullen versus Cullen and Hellsing versus them all in an unprecedented season of Survivor. Just when you think you have the game figured out, it'll take a dark twist that NO ONE will see coming. Reader participation! Hellsing/Twilight/Survivor
Crossover - Hellsing & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 138,887 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Alucard, Edward - Complete
And Apple Accessories by BobCat reviews
It's career day at Ponyville Elementary. All of the little ponies are so excited... so why doesn't Apple Bloom want Apple Jack to be there?
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,033 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Complete
The Make Me Better Boutique by JimDimitri reviews
Rainbow Dash is having a horrible day; Pinkie Pie cannot let this stand! Friendship is Magic-verse, oneshot, femslash Dash/Pinkie, nothing beyond PG/PG-13 fluff.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,454 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Complete
Electron 29 by chris dee reviews
Cat—Tale 61: They call it the Grifter's Curse. If a long con player, mob boss or theme rogue falls victim to a smalltime scam, bad luck will follow.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,440 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Selina K./Catwoman, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Counts of Blood by Lucinda reviews
Before a girl named Buffy moved to Sunnydale, the Master gets a visit from an old friend, Count vonCount. Warnings: Violence, counting, insanity, and counting. You may never look at these characters the same way again.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Sesame Street - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 30,405 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 11/1/2006 - The Master - Complete
Breaking the Deal by NKSCF reviews
After fighting Z-list villains, Spider-Man finds the former Dr. Strange, who tells him he's caused damage to reality, and he needs to fix it. With Strange's guidance, Spider-Man sets off to fix his mistakes, not knowing the consequences of his actions.
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,749 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Mary Jane W. - Complete
HOW I WENT FROM STRAIT A STUDENT TO STRAIT A SLUT by deathsia reviews
Ericka an raccoon female and strait A student in Furriddle high finally finally meets who she thinks is the love of her life only to find out he had been cheating on her! Not sure if i'll leave this one on here or not...
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,445 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 1/20/2010
Survivor: Vampire Island The Director's Cut by Master of the Boot reviews
Having had the pleasure to collaborate on the Hellsing-Twilight crossover by Lion in the Land, I have decided to release a special director's cut with all cursing, blood and nudity intact. Read, review and enjoy :D
Crossover - Hellsing & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,209 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Alucard, Carlisle - Complete
The Noble Nine: A Kill BillEsque Tale of Revenge by EBell reviews
The nine most popular video game characters on GameFAQs in a Kill Bill-inspired scenario. Rated T for language and violence. Complete.
Game X-overs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,318 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 9/8/2009
The love of a cat and wolf by JaLogoJa reviews
Oh boy, isn't that title creative? I know, I know... Uhhh... yeahhh... The Captain gets himself drunk, gets himself in some trouble, and then gets himself some catboy booty. Arg, that's a pirate word... Just read it...
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,826 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Schrodinger, Hans G. - Complete
Death Note: the Abridged Series by Jaded Ninja reviews
Inspired by Little Kuriboh and masakox and Vegeta3986, as well as by Plasma Knight's fanfic Hitchiker's guide to Spira, a humorous summary of one of my favorite animes.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 102,366 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 9/17/2007
Code Geass: Lelouch of the Graveyard R3 by Prince Harming reviews
Day after day Lelouch watches over his little sister. But one day he can no longer bear what his little sister is becoming without his guidance and blesses the world of the living with his presence once more – and brings along his new friend for the ride.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Lelouch L., Nunnally L.
Death Eraser by GreyLiliy reviews
Ryuk takes things into his own hands. [End of Series Spoilers. Ryuk & Light Main. Mikami, Matsuda, Misa Side]
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,375 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Light Y., Ryuk
Fetish? What's A Fetish? by Serac reviews
Naruto must learn about something. Something that will change his life, and the lives of those around him. Whether it be for the better or worse remains to be seen but, either way, Naruto is going to learn about sex. Not Yaoi. Seriously, cut that out.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 80,264 - Reviews: 1437 - Favs: 1,209 - Follows: 1,074 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5484 - Favs: 7,598 - Follows: 2,911 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Between the Black and White by Serria reviews
When L captures Light, he finds himself unwilling to relinquish his kindred spirit to the police, and instead has other plans to make Kira atone for his crimes. But the saga of Shinigami, genius intellect and old memories - BB - has only just begun.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 103,652 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 7/3/2007 - L, Light Y.
Taking Sights by Lavanya Six reviews
AU. After Third Impact, Gendo Ikari gets his own chance to go back and change things for the better. But things do not go as planned this time around, either.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 172,498 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Gendo I., Shinji I.
Rewrite by justaminuet reviews
L x Misa. A moment in time. A chance meeting. Fate turned upside down.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 88,723 - Reviews: 1857 - Favs: 1,456 - Follows: 1,119 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 10/29/2006 - L, Misa A.
Of all times by Lady Vyxen reviews
Why is Mrs. Norris so fond of Filch? Why does he hold a special place in her little heart? It is so easy to forget that a little creature like a cat can feel and experience everything from a totally different point of view.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,482 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Mrs. Norris, Argus F. - Complete
Apples Equals Cyanide Equals Light by Silver Pard reviews
Ryuk’s favourite equation. It means the death of boredom, the only death that actually matters. Gift fic for Computerfreak101
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,420 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Ryuk, Light Y. - Complete
O Fortuna by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Integra Hellsing decides that Alucard lives only to kill her soldiers.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,655 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2009 - [Integra, Alucard] - Complete
Of Moonlight and Moonshine by reaper with no name reviews
Yin and alcohol: a combination Hei will never forget. Hei/Yin
Darker than BLACK - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Hei, Yin - Complete
Some Privacy, Please? by reaper with no name reviews
Hei and Yin deal with an assassin in a very...unconventional way.
Darker than BLACK - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Yin, Hei
Jigsaw Orders a Pizza by SawManiac211 reviews
Dominoes gets a suprise phone call...probably the most random thing I've written yet, please R&R and say what pizza you like.
Saw - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Complete
The Power of Fanaticism versus the Power of Youth by Sarah1281 reviews
Since Danzo's trial-run as Hokage doesn't really 'work out', it's time to select a new candidate. As the Daimyo is clearly susceptible to loud people, Shikaku only has one choice to prevent Danzo from picking one of his puppets: Maito Gai for Rokudaime.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 61 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Forbidden Love: A Tale Of Two Kitties by Blimey The Toad reviews
A moment in the lives of two cats in love at Hogwarts. A CroNo pairing... written solely because of a total absense of this pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Crookshanks, Mrs. Norris - Complete
The Talk by nakanaka reviews
Oneshot, strongly implied Yoko/Kamina. Kamina explains the birds and the bees to Simon, but his information may not be, uh, exactly accurate. M for sexual themes to be safe.
Gurren Lagann - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Kamina - Complete
Darkest before the Dawn by GallifreyGirl reviews
Set after TDK. Dr Harleen Quinzel is the new girl at Arkham. After the first few months she's doing well, until a meeting with one of Arkham's most infamous patients, turns Harley's world on its head. In progress!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,097 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Joker
Appalling by lightofhislife reviews
Filch's Boggart; one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Argus F., Mrs. Norris - Complete
Love Too Big For Words by dress-shoes24 reviews
Life can get so damn monotonous, being a cat. On this night in particular, however, the lives of Mrs. Norris would get so much more interesting…." MN/N Because animals deserve love too. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Mrs. Norris, Nagini - Complete
Chatting With Mrs Norris by SunsetOfForever22 reviews
Albus Dumbledore and Mrs. Norris have a little midnight chat... and sex. Wand sex. COMPLETELY RATED M!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Albus D., Mrs. Norris - Complete
Better Luck Next Time by Lavanya Six reviews
If it makes you feel any better, he never said anything about Fuyutsuki.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Shinji I., Gendo I. - Complete
Ghosts by Vashtijoy reviews
AU. Light is raped in prison. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
So Viel Zu Tun in Einer Nacht! by JaLogoJa reviews
Schroedinger gets bored and angry one evening and stumbles into the Captains room where the Captain has just finished his shower and is not yet clothed, fascinated by the Captains body, he returns the following night. Schro X Captain.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,650 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009
Kids, huh? by Azure Zangetsu reviews
Alucard is having a bad day, so he goes out to a bar for a few drinks. After a while, in steps Hans, who's having just as bad of a day. They have some bad kid problems. Review please
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Hans G., Alucard - Complete
Edward meets Sherlock Holmes by Van Wolfe reviews
Why did Edward stop hunting criminals? During those brief ten years, he was just like a superhero...So why? Because he met someone. A man named Sherlock Holmes.
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,556 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Sherlock Holmes, Edward - Complete
The Super Fun Time Largo Adventures: Camping by exosist reviews
Rotti Largo gets tired of being stuck in the office and decides to take his three children camping in an attempt to form relationships with them again.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,209 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 10/10/2008
A Small Mistake by Disturbed Muffin reviews
Who the hell sleeps in a graveyard anyways?
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Complete
For Your Eyes Only by Shirohane reviews
Iruka decides to mate his pet kitten, Naruto, when he goes into heat. This leads him to meet Kakashi, owner of Sasuke the kitten, and sparks fly. However, the pets are not the only ones who find their soulmates... SasuNaru, KakaIru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,172 - Reviews: 1453 - Favs: 1,465 - Follows: 1,336 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
From One Life to Another by Li the Twilight Knight reviews
When 17-year-old L begins to remember bits of a past life, how will he react when he meets the one who killed him? And with the Shinigami once more interfering in the human world, can he find it in himself to face the threat of Kira again?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 26 - Words: 52,687 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 4/2/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Cruelty by droidgirl reviews
Aang's brand of mercy; Ozai, before and after the finale.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Horror/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Azula - Complete
The Last Phonecall by Lavanya Six reviews
Ryoji Kaji leaves the most important message of his life.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Kaji R. - Complete
Life Doesn't Work That Way by Daphne22 reviews
Phoenix and Edgeworth deal with the repercussions of Lana Skye's trial while trying to trying to figure out what they really mean to each other. Set between 1-5 and JFA, spoilers for both. Slash. Miles Edgeworth/Phoenix Wright.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,752 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E., Maya F., Larry B. - Complete
Not Another Girl by mslcat reviews
First, Alucard brought home Seras. Now Alucard is bringing home strays again. Check out what happens this time. It's time to train the next generation of Hellsing. OMG, wait till you see what i've done now. Snipets of Dark Hellsing.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 85 - Words: 204,782 - Reviews: 896 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Complete
The Talk by SirIntegrity reviews
Someone had to tell Integra... and with Walter backing out, it was left to Alucard to explain to his master what was going on with her body. However,finding out that Alucard lied to her about certain things doesn't bode well with Integra.Awkwardness ensue
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
Fear by Tail Kinker reviews
Shinji arrives in Tokyo3 to see his father for the first time since his mother drowned and to meet his new fiancee. He is not pleased about being engaged against his will, but this pales when he discovers the role he has been selected to fill...
Crossover - Evangelion & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 84,125 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 11/3/2007 - [Shinji I., Rei A.] - Complete
Inferno by Frozen Shattered Roses reviews
All the captains of soul society have one thing in common. All have achieved Bankai. There has never been - and never will be - a captain of the Gotei 13 who has not achieved this level. For some of them it's just difficult to admit...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,742 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 51 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Ichigo K., K. Zaraki - Complete
I've Got Apples! by EvilKevin reviews
While Light is discussing the Kira case, he leaves a very bored Misa in her room alone. She gets drunk. Ryuk is there. Things happen. RyukMisa, OOC to the extreme, suggestive themes. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Misa A., Ryuk - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 6934 - Favs: 5,140 - Follows: 2,087 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Kira's Endorsement by Peanuckle reviews
Kira is gone, but the surge in crime forces the world to act. What will happen to a world without Kira? T for language later on.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,971 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007
The Plushtopia Chronicles Lugia II by shadowlugia249 reviews
A Lugia Plush TF. A Lugia fanatic buys a strange plush in the shape of the Beast of the Sea. But when he finds it fast asleep in his bedroom shortly after, he knows that there is mroe to this plush than meets the eye...
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,500 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Complete
The Art of Forbidden Love by pokeplayer984 reviews
WARNING! Descriptive sex and gore like death contained! A Shinx and a Mareep become friends, but when a game of play wrestle turns into something more, how will it effect not only their friendship, but their lives as well? Please R&R.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,977 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Complete
Integrity and Cake by Serria reviews
Eleven year old Light Yagami runs into a peculiar stranger on a rainy day. With this person he has the most honest conversation about justice and Kira that he'll ever have, years before he ever found the Death Note.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,002 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/24/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
Difficult to Fight Against Anger by Alex Stockwell reviews
This is a twoparter based on Marvel Comics' 'What If' series. It's an alternate ending to season six, where Warren doesn't shoot Buffy and kill Tara. Note: There's some dialogue from 'Dirty Work' I thought would work with Jonathan and Andrew.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,141 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/7/2007 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Warren M., Willow R.
Pikachu's Evening Adventure by TrimblingNibbles reviews
A delightfully farcical romp through the world of bestiality and pokemon.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,078 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/31/2007 - Published: 12/28/2006
The First Noel by LuckyLadybug reviews
Alexander's innocent and enthusiastic response to Christmas causes Dartz to remember the events of the first Christmas, during which he was present.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,031 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Dartz - Complete
Five Things That Never Happened To Erik Lehnsherr by Alara Rogers reviews
Five things that could have changed Magneto's life, if they had happened. Multiple short AU's.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,803 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Erik L./Magneto - Complete
The Misadventures of Draco Malfoy, Ferret by Saber ShadowKitten reviews
Snape turns Draco into a ferret for his own protection. He would've been safer with the Dark Lord. HD. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,356 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 994 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 12/21/2005 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 2,446 - Follows: 331 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
The White Dog by Becky Tailweaver reviews
An old friend, a missing heir, a vengeful plot, a brother's pain; all tied somehow to a murderous conspiracy in the Western Lands. Inuyasha faces his father's people to unravel the lies and seek out his destiny - and perhaps find the place he belongs.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 162,690 - Reviews: 1732 - Favs: 1,216 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 1/12/2005 - Published: 6/18/2001
Drain by Protege-Fics reviews
Protege 2004 Christmas Gift Fic! To Jade (Wenderric) From Teresa. When she told me that she was with child, Rin was crying. She was not crying from joy, however, but with a heart breaking despair I had never before witnessed in her. I felt the surge o
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,030 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Sesshomaru, Kanna
Schrodinger X Dirt by Sky the Hellsing fanboy reviews
Randomly retarded Hellsing ficlet based on a doodle Sad did called Schrodinger X Dirt. What's amazing is that this is pretty sane compared to some of the pairings idiot fantards come up with.
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/27/2004
Flying Without A Broom by Ruskbyte reviews
Tonks is posing as a Hogwarts student when someone slips something into Harry's drink. With Death Eaters on the prowl and the Boy Who Lived not only missing, but stoned out of his mind and horny to boot, what's a girl to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,878 - Reviews: 1420 - Favs: 1,572 - Follows: 1,054 - Updated: 11/20/2004 - Published: 11/17/2003 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Azumanga Royale by DB Sommer reviews
Come on, you knew someone had to do it. It's an AzumangaBattle Royale fusion. Luckily, this one is a parody and not meant to be taken seriously
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,873 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/2/2004 - Complete
A Sex Ed Lesson by Lady Feylene reviews
Snape has to give the fifth years the facts of life....(Very *very* mild slash hint)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/27/2003 - Severus S.
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Bleach: The Completed Hollow Saga reviews
Strange, hollows without holes are emerging. They are being controlled, and Ichigo and company must go back into Hueco Mundo to find their puppetmaster and destroy it. Chapter 4 is up! Uryu reveals a secret and Gaijuta is Revealed!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,384 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Uryuu I.
Bit Chewy reviews
“Ryuk, can you eat an apple without biting it?” That was the question asked by Yagami Raito. A strange one, as the boy usually didn’t care about Ryuk’s eating habits. Obviously, he was up to no good. One-shot. T for minor swearing and a 9/11-esque scene.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Ryuk, Light Y. - Complete