Jaded Expression of Euphoria
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Joined 03-01-08, id: 1513719, Profile Updated: 01-04-18
Author has written 12 stories for Naruto, Maximum Ride, Moon Child, Boondock Saints, Limitless, and Star Trek: 2009.

I AM CAKE!

Hi! I'm Jaded. You can call me that. (Or anything really, I respond to most things shouted in my general direction. A friend of mine is particularly fond of Lord Jordamort and You With The Many Faces)

My Ao3 Pseud archiveofourown.org/users/JadedFalling (I post here first all official like)

My Tumblr jadedfalling.tumblr.com (though it's like just funny crap and pictures of pretty celebs, some headcanons and meta - I might be a little obsessed with Zachary Quinto and Chris Pine right now... It's the eyebrows. Mmm those sexy, delightful eyebrows.) (Hit me up there if you have any questions or wanna chat. I'm a pretty chill dudeman brofriend)

My Completely OUTDATED and Abandoned LiveJournal insanitys-muse.livejournal.com (Filled with old Jrock fic from when I was like 16 so there's... that...*shudder* so... if that's like... your thing... maybe check it out?)

Anygay, pretty much everything most things here are crap. (Anything dated before 2016 is probably crap.) Read at your own discretion. (Also, things in parenthesis in the descriptions are me making fun of myself mostly. Occasionally there's relevant information.)

How is one to live a moral and compassionate existence when one is fully aware of the blood, the horror inherent in life, when one finds darkness not only in one's culture but within oneself? If there is a stage at which an individual life becomes truly adult, it must be when one grasps the irony in its unfolding and accepts responsibility for a life lived in the midst of such paradox. One must live in the middle of contradiction, because if all contradiction were eliminated at once life would collapse. There are simply no answers to some of the great pressing questions. You continue to live them out, making your life a worthy expression of leaning into the light.
-Barry Lopez

Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And, the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics: You are all stardust. You couldn’t be here if stars hadn’t exploded, because the elements - the carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, iron, all the things that matter for evolution and for life - weren’t created at the beginning of time. They were created in the nuclear furnaces of stars, and the only way for them to get into your body is if those stars were kind enough to explode. So, forget Jesus. The stars died so that you could be here today.
-Lawrence Krauss

If I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you! - A Wise Person

O_9

(ON a COMPLETELY unrelated note, my profile picture, the cake, the rainbow cake, the cake that looks gay and a little bit rainbow, that cake, inspired me to make delicious rainbow cupcakes. They were bomb and now I make them on special occasions for like birthdays and shit. The cake has become a part of me. I am one with the cake.)

UwU

YOU LITTLE FUCKING SHITS BETTER LEAVE A FUCKING REVIEW DAMMIT OR I'LL START POSTING QUESTIONNAIRES/QUIZZES AT THE END OF ALL MY STORIES LIKE SOME TYPE OF SADISTIC 7TH GRADE LITERATURE TEACHER Looove yaaaa *kisses*

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Ginseng and Familiar Faces by Convenient Alias reviews
When Azula bumps into Zuko for the first time in six years, it's in a prosperous teashop in Ba Sing Se. It's a bit disorienting because he's supposed to be dead. AU, oneshot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/24/2016 - Zuko, Azula - Complete
Atonement by Laora reviews
And he realizes, now, that this is what the Elrics have yearned for all along. —- [An alternate ending for Penance, told in snapshots of a weary, fraying life.]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,857 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 12/10/2014 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Sirius B., Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Red Walkways by DeetsViBre reviews
Naruto isn't like everyone thinks, and when he and his teammates are forced into situation outside of the norm they begin to learn who Naruto really is. SasuNaruSasu, KakaIru, rating is going to be very appropriate later in story. YOAI Book I COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 82,659 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 1,496 - Follows: 1,001 - Updated: 12/4/2014 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Seal Lullaby by Dearheart reviews
[He's not six anymore, and I lost the right to hold him when I pushed him back into the war. This is what it did to him. What I did to him.] In which Valentine helps her brother ride out a nocturnal panic attack, confronts some guilt issues of her own, and they both take another baby step towards restoring the closeness they once had.
Ender's Game series - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,169 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Ender W., Valentine W. - Complete
Hunter by ChatNoir86 reviews
Faced with an all new type of monster, Sam and Dean enlist in the Jaeger program to fight back.
Crossover - Supernatural & Pacific Rim - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Scar, friend or foe PII by BlueBastard reviews
Lex has been accepted into the Clan by Scar and a small group. But back in the mothership is another story. Can she survive long enough to prove her worth? What exactly is she to Scar? Friends, or something more...? Part II of Scar, Friend or Foe
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,983 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Lex, Scar
Sex Ed With Wacky Assassins by PopePrincess reviews
Bane/Barsad/Blake/Bruce/Talia OT5 visits a new school set up for the underprivileged by Bruce Wayne. They stop in at a SexEd lesson, and afterwards limo sex ensues. Very much PWP. Set in Minerva's Sweetheart AU!verse.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,900 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Bane, J. Blake - Complete
Men and Angels by Laora reviews
Trisha can't understand; she's terrified, but she has to stay calm. Her boys are gone, replaced by her sons from the future...and something, she knows, is terribly wrong.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 60,716 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 1,800 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Edward E., Trisha E. - Complete
Catch me if you Can by Anonymous Saru reviews
Naruto is the famous cat burglar Kyuubi, Sasuke's a little obsessed with Kyuubi, Gaara likes killing people, Neji's a spy? What will happen when Naruto and Co. pull off their biggest heist yet? -- AU, slight hiatus
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 122,193 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Not ripe yet by Kahuna Burger reviews
Spike and Dru come to Sunnydale a bit earlier and Dru's visions cause a change of plans.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,046 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Xander H., Spike
Of Melancholic Reminiscence by Moonlit Phantasy reviews
The White Witch may have long since died, and renounced her claim on Edmund besides – but he isn't nearly as free of her as he'd like to be. Now that he can no longer return to Narnia, it's time to pay the true price for his boyhood mistake. Peter/Edmund, Incest, Slash, Character death.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,320 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Peter Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie - Complete
Mjolnir Leviathan by crazysane reviews
Guess they didn't need the bone after all...
Crossover - Supernatural & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,392 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Dean W., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Light of Darkness by lulunabo reviews
YAOI. Now complete. Aang's bending becomes unstable, along with his feelings for Zuko. Yet as both become stable and stronger, they will face something unexpected to them both...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 86,443 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Aang, Zuko - Complete
Of Twisted Technology and Torrid Romance by Marchling reviews
Sequel to 'Of Twisted Technology and Miscommunications' Dom's new phone is still giving him trouble. Romance is hard enough without typos. Rated M for language and sexy-ish texts
Fast and the Furious - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,810 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 58 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Brian, Dom - Complete
I always get what I want by Killer of the Night reviews
Sasuke has a problem. He's in love! With who..Only the hottest, sadistic, black eyed demigod know to mankind. Pairings: ItaxSasu,KyuuxNaru,others. Slight OoCnessTHIS IS A YAOI STORY, in fact u r in a yaoi section. if u don't like don't read or flame!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,891 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Penance by Laora reviews
The Gate was opening; the black arms stretched toward him and Pride. Ed knew he had no say in the matter. He would be pulled to this parallel dimension, alternate universe—whatever it was—and Amestris would be left to die. Truth merely grinned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 125,965 - Reviews: 1239 - Favs: 2,418 - Follows: 1,137 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Complete
Of Twisted Technology and Miscommunications by Marchling reviews
AU - Post TFTF, Establish B/D - Dom's got a new phone, but the autocorrect is out of conrol. Hilarity ensues, for everyone but Dom. Rated M for language and sexy-ish texts
Fast and the Furious - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,865 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 108 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Dom, Brian - Complete
A Mystery to the Both of Them by Puppy with Sharp Teeth reviews
Akira follows Shuji across the country at Nobuta's insistence and his own, to make sure that Shuji's doesn't die of lonliness. Of course, there's also the issue of his little crush on Shuji...Shuji to Akira. Slash.
Nobuta wo Produce - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 59,321 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Shuji, Akira
If I Kissed You, Would You Hit Me? by may10baby reviews
Sasuke and Itachi constantly chase after unwilling Naruto and Kyuubi, they must escape the fangirls,avoid the Akatsuki Uke Anti-Rape Squad, defeat the other Semes out for their Ukes, and finally! Capture the loves of their lives! FROM THE AUTHOR OF MAYDAY
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,104 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Edward Vs Edward by Dearheart reviews
Once upon a blank piece of paper, two very different characters from two very different fandoms happened to bump into each other. One was an alchemist with height issues. The other was a vampire with no fangs. Chaos and comical verbal attacks ensued.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Edward E., Edward - Complete
Door Number Two by Reaper Nanashi reviews
-HIATUS- Naruto had always wanted a loving family, but it hadn't occurred to him that having one came with its own set of problems. He was trying so hard to love them that he never realized he was hurting them . . .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 184,899 - Reviews: 4236 - Favs: 1,688 - Follows: 1,535 - Updated: 10/21/2008 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Anata Nara Anshin by tsukik0nek0 reviews
Hyde has agreed to star with the infamous Gackt in his movie Moon Child. Things start to heat up on and off set and Hyde struggles with possibly starting a relationship with Gackt while keeping it secret. Switching POVs, GacktxHyde. UPDATED 9-14-08
Moon Child - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 113,982 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 9/14/2007
Accidental Affection by Bunny Soshi reviews
EXTENDED HIATUS for indefinite time period. Raito was Kira, 100%. So why does L not turn the suspect in and smirk in satisfaction of the execution for his rival's crimes? Perhaps; due to a compilation of accidential affection. RaitoxL
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 83,335 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 7/2/2008 - L, Light Y.
Stained By You by BloodRedAngel808 reviews
-Sequal To Bleed For Me- Four years and yet you still haunt me. Why can't you just let me be? And Why....? Sasu/Naru light Gaa/Neji and Kaka/Saku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,939 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Great Escape by BloodRedAngel808 reviews
They threw it all away. For Freedom. Despite the fact that they were from different social boundries. They were still freinds. But when reality pushes them past thier limits, Things will change. SasuNaru GaaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,494 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Summer in the South by BloodRedAngel808 reviews
Sasuke's family left the big city for a peacful summer vacation. What they got was a town full of lively people and dark secrets. And a pack full of misfits with pasts darker than the town itself. SasuNaru NejiGaa ItaKyuu AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 30 - Words: 57,756 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 5/5/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Kyuubi and the Kit by FloppyFish reviews
KyuuxMinato A little SasuNaru later. A story before Naruto's birth. From the day his parents first met, to the birth of their child.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,051 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 4/9/2008 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Minato N.
Bring me to Light by Link-luvr reviews
After being captured by Gerudos, Link is dependent on Sheik to guide him to his destiny as Hero of Time. Can the Sheikah show Link what he's fighting for? Link X Sheik. Sheik is a seperate character. OoT. Slash.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 115,052 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 4/9/2008 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Link, Sheik - Complete
Our Dangerous Identities by cakecake reviews
Sasuke, a famous celebrity, stays in a hotel room and receives an unusual visit... just who is this irresistible stranger? AU, PWP, ItaSasu, Uchihacest
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,380 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 68 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Shino's Saturday Night Break by fingerBiTingKiTsune reviews
Kiba decides that Shino needs to take a break from work, but what happens when Shino turns the tables on him?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,740 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Shino A., Kiba I. - Complete
Korishou by Amikotsu reviews
Shikamaru and Temari are engaged to be married. The wedding isn't far off, and neither of them seem to be having second thoughts, until the bachelor party happens. Shikamaru finds himself waking up next to someone unexpected. ShikaxKank
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,443 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Kankuro, Shikamaru N. - Complete
The Secret by SavvyRavenclaw20 reviews
Hyde recounts his life after he meets Gackt and how he has grown as a man and a lover.
Moon Child - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,207 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 1/3/2007
Bleed For Me by BloodRedAngel808 reviews
SasuNaru You never cared about me. You only care about the sex. I hate you. I love you. Notice for ALL my readers. Please read! It's important. Slight GaaNeji, KibaHina, ShikaIno
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,898 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Cupids, Draw Back Your Bows! by BloodRedAngel808 reviews
A funny spoof of Naruto and the Cupid twins! With a twist. Funny as all get out! NejiSaku, SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Thicker Than Water by Reverse Gravity reviews
[Theme...blood .drabble. .angst.] Gaara takes sadistic pleasure in the bloodlust comenting on the patterns and how it wasn't a promise that could be broken....that... and I needed a gorefix like I need heroin. [pre.chunin.exam]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Gaara - Complete
Behind Door Number Two by Lizeth reviews
Somehow, the Fourth is alive. Somehow, trust must be built. Radically different from his own neglected childhood, what will Naruto do when the spotlight burns him? Door Number Two fanverse.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 111 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N.
The Hands of Saints by The Talismaniac reviews
The boy from the hospital doesn't believe what the newspapers have to say about the MacManus brothers...
Boondock Saints - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2005
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Miserable Ills reviews
Jim gets sick. Besides bringing a bad taste to his mouth, it also causes a reemergence of problems he thought he'd gotten over and brings bad memories to light. Sick!Fic w/ EVENTUAL SPIRK, Major H/C, Mentions of Tarsus later, James T. Kirk has issues and Bones is a Good Friend, Nurse!Spock (not for realsies, he's not actually a nurse) (CHECK AUTHOR'S NOTE INSIDE)
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 86,890 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 1/9/2017 - [J. Kirk, Spock] L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Mind My Wicked Words reviews
Spock's not making a move so Uhura decides she might like to slide in for a joy ride before her chance is gone. She wants to find out exactly what makes Jim Kirk so desirable. (Not like she doesn't have an idea anyway.) Total PWP & -There's Spirk, but it is extremely secondary. It's only mentioned.-
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/26/2017 - [N. Uhura, J. Kirk]
The Stolen Food Incident reviews
James T. Kirk doesn't have the best relationship with food and sometimes stupid things trip him up and he doesn't know how to deal. Bones knows there's something wrong with his friend, but Jim hardly tells him anything. Sometimes, they're both just left walking wrong-footed around each other. CHECK AUTHOR'S NOTE INSIDE FOR MORE INFO (Edit: this will make you sad. Deliciously sad.)
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/4/2017 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
NZT Dream Girl
A little scene from Episode 2 when Brian is cooped up in the apartment with Mike, Ike, & whatever scientoost is supposed to be monitoring him. Brian feels the stifling nature of constant observation. M/F Check the AN inside for more info. Part of the MISSING SCENES series. (Hot. So hot. Tell me how hot. C'mon guys, my cover pic is a hot chick so drop me a review. OC is imaginary)
Limitless - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,609 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/2/2017 - Brian F. - Complete
Reconnecting
A missing scene of Brian and Eli catching up in the restaurant from Episode 1. Friskyness in a restaurant bathroom ensues. M/M Check the AN inside for more info. Part of the MISSING SCENES series. (seriously peeps, I'm pretty happy w/ how this turned out so like drop a review if you read) (I don't want to say I tried hard, but like I did try... to make this good so...)
Limitless - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2016 - Brian F. - Complete
Marijuana Mishaps reviews
Sho and Kei find something interesting in the warehouse of their latest gang raid and Sho decides to keep it, against Kei's better judgment of course. Chaos ensues of course. But then Kei remembers something he didn't even know he forgot. Sho/Kei OCs (Edit: Don't read. It's pretty crap. I'm not kidding. Totally cringey. For the most part. Also, discontinued.)
Moon Child - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 135,574 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 12/23/2008
Go Fk Yourself reviews
Murphy gets Conner to play a card game with him. No pairings. Just goofy.
Boondock Saints - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Connor M., Murphy M. - Complete
Echoes of Angels reviews
Murphy contemplates what home is. Interpret how you like.
Boondock Saints - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Murphy M. - Complete
Possessed reviews
Sho/Kei - Kei... centeredish - Not like an animal. Also not like a human...Very rarely does one meet a vampire who has a teetering balance between primal instinct and emotions. If I say there's some sprite in it will more people to read? And review too? (Old work is old, but still hot.)
Moon Child - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,820 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Complete
Idiots at Play reviews
This is a story with OCs in it. Don't read it. It's crap. (I'm serious.) But if you do read, please leave a review. Max and the gang meet four people with wings. They can't remember their pasts. They have strange abilities. And they're not from the School. Duringish 3rd book. Figgy Fax OC/OC (Edit: this is totally discontinued because it's... just... that bad.)
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,701 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 8/28/2008
One Last Dance, Or Is It? reviews
When Sasuke and Naruto meet up in a nightclub what'll come of the chance encounter? Read to find out. Now an actual story! Nasty surprise at the end of the third chapter though. Watch out! (Edit: Oh my god if I could forget I ever wrote this that'd be greeaaat )
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,254 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/14/2008 - Published: 3/29/2008 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.]
Mirror Mirror reviews
Itachi's being tormented by a reflecting glass. Gorefest! Gory, gory, bloody, mentally-scarring, psychotic redness! (Edit: such dark! much pain! wow. so edge. wow.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Itachi U. - Complete