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Author has written 50 stories for Bill Nye The Science Guy!, Simpsons, Dragon Tales, Arthur, Mario, X-overs, Seinfeld, SpongeBob SquarePants, Blue's Clues, Family Guy, Pucca, Hills Have Eyes, Hannah Montana, Lizzie McGuire, Dilbert, Misc. Cartoons, Sesame Street, Misc. Tv Shows, Friday the 13th, Invader Zim, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Cartoon X-overs, Teletubbies, Child's Play, and Hunchback of Notre Dame.

Hey. My name is Iris. I love Michael Jackson with all my heart.

I've had a pretty fucked up life...don't talk about my past. And DON'T try to start up a relationship with me online. I've had bad experiences from that.

So...yeah. I'm 16 years old and I have a lot of emotional baggage. But DON'T call me emo! Because I hate labels!! >:(

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Love, gunsmoke and fries A noir fastfood story by RavenInDarkness reviews
One fateful night, Ronald McDonald returned home to discover that his beloved wife Birdie was dead. Years later he's still looking for her killer amongst the inhabitants of his busy town. Soon he will discover that the worst betrayal is yet to come...
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,490 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Complete
Winnie the Pooh is BADASS by heygurlheyyyy reviews
Pooh's bad-ass.
Winnie-the-Pooh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Complete
Hear You Me by Sakura Camui reviews
He's special, Gaz. He's everything to me. He's the reason I changed. I wait because I think he's worth it. No, I know he's worth it." Slash/ZADR! - re-written end to "Things We Took For Granted" by StardustSage -
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,580 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Zim, Dib - Complete
A night worth having by DramaDork1823 reviews
batman and joker-- one thing lead to aonther type thing
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Viridian by Xx.Toxic.Little.KisseS.xX reviews
-Love and Hate... -zadr-... even if one of us won, we'd still both be lost-
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Zim, Dib - Complete
What her friends think by mileylileyhannahfan69 reviews
I just stood with her and if I was too close Oliver would glare and Lilly would step away a little. I told her I wanted to leave but noo she wouldn't have it. Liley. plain and simple One shot
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Hannah M./Miley S., Lilly T./Lola L. - Complete
Just a Dream by the free time writer reviews
I woke up and the huge disappointment hit me. But I should have imagined it already…Again…once again…it was just a dream. Liley . Oneshot. Don't like it, don't read it.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Hannah M./Miley S., Lilly T./Lola L. - Complete
Professor Frink's Very Own Character Single by Mortal Anonymous reviews
Professor Frink experiments with...rap. Hey, if Mr. Burns can do it, why not him?
Simpsons - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Professor Frink - Complete
My Egotistical Romance by Sakura Camui reviews
Zim and Dib need each other. Not that they'd ever admit it out loud or anything. Drabble, a bit PWP. Slash! ZADR! Don't like, don't read. Easy as that.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Zim, Dib - Complete
xxxDUMBLEDORE loves HARRYxxx by xxBEjrtnfTHxx reviews
Dumbledore and Harry get togeth and Dumbledore is cheating on Harry! What will Harry do when he finds out? one-shot DD/Harry DD/Ron DD/Snape R&R *WARNING! WEIRD AND RANDOM!*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
Skool Camp by chicky.licky reviews
Zim and Dib go on a MANDITORY Skool survival camp.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,212 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Flip Side by Shini02 reviews
Oneshot. Coming out to your best friend can be tricky, especially when he's the one you're crushing on. BartxMilhouse.
Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Bart S., Milhouse vH. - Complete
Crazy in Love by Darkness Takes Over reviews
Lucile has a problem, she's crazy and in love. Unfortunately, for Freddy he is the unlucky guy... Chapter 12 up - completed! 7th sept 2008. Please read and review
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,983 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Complete
Persistent Justice for an ExClown by LilyHellsing reviews
Sideshow Bob finally kills Bart Simpson. 18 yr old Lisa seems to be the only one of Springfield who believes Bob's innocent pleas. She tries to help find the real killer for real justice & get Bob out. Should she like the ex-clown so much? LisaXBob
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,004 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/2/2008 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Sideshow Bob, Lisa S. - Complete
One Word by krisella reviews
It's epic. A story of its own. Just one word:
Pong - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Complete
Bitter End by saichanlovestoad reviews
Oneshot. After many years, Chucky gets his hands on the one that got away, Andy Barclay, for one last round of playtime. As he said, they're friends to the end and this is most definitely the end.
Child's Play - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,447 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Complete
Blurred Lines by Lady Chitose reviews
Love and hate aren't opposites. Both are rooted in obsession. Sadomasochistic ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Memories and a Realization by Lolita Lockett reviews
Slight AU, as in it takes place in the future. Dib looks over his old Hi-Skool yearbook and realizes something. ZADR, ZADR, ZADR. Oneshot.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Butters QuEEEEEEEEEEEEEzno's Incident by brokenxhearted91 reviews
butters gets horrific diarrhea from queeeeznos
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Butters S., Eric Cartman - Complete
Stan kyle kenny and cartman go to sixflags by brokenxhearted91 reviews
what happens at six flags... read to find out
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/13/2008
Butters BANANA cake incident by brokenxhearted91 reviews
What Happens when Buters eats banana Cake for the first time rad to find out
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Complete
50 Haikus for 50 Characters by PPP SSC reviews
5, 7, 5. Again and again. 50 times to be precise. My extended list of favorite characters from the Simpsons will give plenty to read. Everyone I love is on this list, from Smithers all the way down to Brandine.
Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Moe S., Montgomery Burns, Waylon S., Chief C. Wiggum - Complete
Shower Time by Dramatic Comedy reviews
Johnny and I had just gone a step up and I was sure that we would have gone even farther if someone hadn’t interrupted us.
Outsiders - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Johnny C., Ponyboy C. - Complete
Static Doom by Efi Taph reviews
Gir discovers the joy of static electricity. Pretty short. But a little funny. Please enjoy!
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Gir, Zim - Complete
What's the Distinction? by Mortal Anonymous reviews
A serious-minded but humorously written Bert/Ernie. Ernie can't place a strange feeling, so Susan steps in to help him figure it out. Excited, Ernie rushes to tell Bert about it, who doesn't want to be bothered. Completely Y rated stuff.
Sesame Street - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Complete
Zim by RoseCake31 reviews
Complete crack. Complete, total crack. Insanity in a bottle. Zim X Gir. Really, really freakin' weird. trust me. Hopefully it's funny. Written in, like, five minutes at the request of a friend. Just read it.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Gir, Zim - Complete
Hannah Montana dies violently by Chop Top reviews
Dislcaimer I dont own Hannah Montana or any of the other characters associated with it. and am not affiliated with the show hannah montana or its producers.
Hannah Montana - Rated: M - English - Parody/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Complete
Who's Day? by Yin.Hearts.Yang reviews
For all ButtersXCartman fans, you've obviously seen "Cartman Sucks". So, the question arises: What if Butter's dad hadn't walked in when he did? I found it somewhat funny, also explicit non-intercourse boy-with-boy things. Fair warning
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Butters S., Eric Cartman - Complete
Six Months by surferscout reviews
Liley freeverse. Rated M for cutting and character death. R&R
Hannah Montana - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Complete
A Day In The Life by Auriella reviews
Action...interpretive Dance...and a hell lot of pot. Crackfic.
Teletubbies - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
Lipstick and Bruises by Yin.Hearts.Yang reviews
Dib thinks about Zim. Title taken from the song by Ash, but is NOT a songfic. M for cutting and adult ideas. Please at least TRY to enjoy. Contains MxM, be forewarned
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Dobby and the Beast by HortensiaDionysius reviews
Hagrid anxiously awaits the return of the students to Hogwarts. In the meantime, Dobby provides some comfort for his anxieties. One shot. DobbyHagrid. Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Dobby, Rubeus H. - Complete
Times Might Change by xTexasgalx reviews
She wanted her, but she couldn't have her. Not all of her. She belonged to someone else. Liley. OneShot!
Hannah Montana - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,609 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Hannah M./Miley S., Lilly T./Lola L. - Complete
The Achelous by tatterdemalion reviews
People won't help us, Big Mama shouted angrily. People made us like this! Big Mama's life before, during, and after the Carter Family.
Hills Have Eyes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,013 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
TeleTubbies Unleashed by KeiraGrange reviews
Yes you heard UNLEASHED! Involves repulsive violence and cursing and a Michael jackson wannabe. Please read. Rated M just in case.
Teletubbies - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/30/2007 - Published: 2/20/2007
Po Finds A Handphone by talking-hat reviews
What happens when Po finds a handphone? Read to find out. First fanfic. Rated: T for words
Teletubbies - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2007
trade off by Sasha Marie reviews
PRaZr, and ZaDr. what are you willing to trade for the safe return of the only person you ever cared about? how much will you forsake simply to hold the one you love in your arms? will your morals be tossed aside for them?
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Maroi's Creamsicle Express by spiderman'sPvagina reviews
The most amazing story this site will ever see, I've been awake for four months writing this masterpiece.
Mario - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Complete
Luigi's Pleasure Mansion by GollyJoop reviews
All your favorite Nintendo characters are ready for Luigi's Party, although Luigi is gone, the action is still there, this is the most extremely sick story on the site, it contains alot of nasty stuff, so please be warned. Reviews wanted!
Mario - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Mario, Toadette - Complete
Malcolm and Reese by Tygear reviews
Malcolm, Reese, home alone, brotherly love. You get the picture. Incest, slash. you have been warned.
Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Complete
Obsession by ZaDR reviews
[Keef POV] Zim is my everything. My savior. My only savior.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Keef, Zim - Complete
The New Girl by quirky cricket reviews
Wanda's world is turned upside down when a new girl shows up. Reviews are good.
Magic School Bus - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Dorothy Ann, Keesha F., Phoebe T., Wanda L. - Complete
Back in da days by The Plaid Hatter reviews
The story of a young boy who just needs to find his way throughout the epic trials of being a super star. Sorry...for a second I thought I was supposed to be serious. Screw that. Just enjoy the story.
Blue's Clues - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,112 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/14/2007 - Published: 12/22/2004 - Complete
Steal A Penny For Your Thoughts? by Pharaoh Rutin Tutin reviews
There are days when it’s good to be Shego. Not part of my continuing story lines. WARNING: Rated M. Sexual Situations. NonCanonical Pairings. This story is NOT for children. If any of this might offend you, please enjoy a different story.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Shego, Rufus - Complete
Hatters Chamber by DarkestWonderland reviews
What happens when Alice visits The Hatter on a cold lonely rainy night? alice.hatter fem slash Rated M for content
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Complete
Obsessed by Miss Dark And Twisted reviews
A Freddy obsessed girl discovers that Freddy isn't everything she thought he was....the hard way. [COMPLETE]
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,925 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/20/2006 - Published: 7/3/2005 - Complete
Chucky's Equal by RussianWolf7 reviews
Chucky is on a killing spree like always, and meets a strange girl who actually wants to join him. It's not as bad as it sounds, really. Also humor and drama. Takes place after Seed of Chucky. And sorry about the bad title of doom.
Child's Play - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,401 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/11/2006 - Published: 1/3/2006
Don't Draw Mud by Phil From Produce reviews
Tagline: Sesame street turns into hell [] Big bird Potty trains Elmo. Contains toilet humour, slightly mild language.
Sesame Street - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2006 - Complete
Homemade Tuna by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Gir makes Zim a present. [No, it's not really tuna.] ZimxGir fluff.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Zim, Gir - Complete
Caillou With hair? by Caillou-Hater reviews
A bald, little boy attempts to get some hair.
Book X-overs - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/20/2003 - Complete
Every Night by Chainlinks reviews
Dib wakes up to find an unexpected robot visitor. Slash, crack
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/25/2002 - Dib, Gir - Complete
Barney the Dinosaur: The Pain Behind the Man by Roxanne1 reviews
Barney questions his feeble existence while dialoguing with various other entertainers/characters from children's TV shows, including Mister Rogers, Steve from Blues Clues, Elmo and Big Bird, and the Teletubbies. Contains profanity, mild angst, and impli
Teletubbies - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2001
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My Promise To Michael reviews
This is basically what happened to me after Michael Jackson's death. I don't want reviews saying "Duuhhhhruuur, you can't put tribute things on here, or Duuhhhhruuur, go to hell." I've had enough people tell me that about my MJ fics. Thanks. DX
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Complete
You Can't Fix Me reviews
Wherever Michael is, Heaven or Hell, that's where I want to be...
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/21/2009
My Rendition of The Hunchback of Notre Dame reviews
I cast the "Hunchback" in my mind as a tribute to Michael. Here's how it goes: Esmeralda: Me Quasimodo: Michael Jackson Frollo: Joe Jackson No flames on this story. I'm serious. It's a tribute to my angel, Michael Joseph Jackson.
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Esmeralda, Quasimodo - Complete
Maisy's Mishap reviews
Maisy the stupid mouse has a quite colorful morning... read the story to find out more.
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2009
He's MINE reviews
Is falling in love with a married man REALLY a sin, or is it that you have no other choice?
Child's Play - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Complete
I shouldn't have reviews
Do not EVER get into a relationship with a serial killer...
Child's Play - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,619 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Complete
Hangovers and Confusion reviews
This is intended to be a JOKE. Don't read if you are easily offended. XD
Child's Play - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Complete
Teletubbies Say Hello! reviews
Set in London, England, 2009. “Tinky-Winky” Pui Fan Lee is 17, “Dipsy” Simon Shelton is 16, “Laa-Laa” Nikki Smedley is 15, and “Po” Sandra Dickinson is 14. They all are in high school and go to the same school. One day, Nikki has an idea, but it j
Teletubbies - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,686 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Complete
LMAORANDOMNESS!
I've been waiting to post this for like EVER, but I just haven't had the chance to. Anywayz...enjoy! :D
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Complete
Oh, Freddy reviews
15-year-old Helaina Lee Manson is introduced to the Nightmare Slasher. Little does she know she's going to fall deeper and deeper for him...
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,704 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Complete
The Sweetest Nightmare reviews
Basically an expression of my love to Freddy Krueger. NO FLAMES.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Complete
I shouldn't love you reviews
There you have it. ZAGA.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Zim, Gir - Complete
KruegerxVoorhees FLUFFINESS reviews
Title explains it all. Yes, I know. I have a VERY twisted mind. But Yaoi is hot! :D R and R, please. NO FLAMES.
Friday the 13th - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Complete
My Doomsday reviews
A birthday poem I wrote for Michael Jackson. Unfortunately, it's not that happy. R&R. NO FLAMES.
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Complete
ByeBye Bernie reviews
I wrote this poem after finding out about Bernie Mac's tragic untimely death. R&R. NO FLAMES.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
We in da Hills, baby! reviews
A story I co-wrote with my friend Rachel about me and all my friends going to the New Mexico foothills. Filled with suspense and cliff hangers. NO FLAMES. R&R.
Hills Have Eyes - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,085 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Complete
UTTER RANDOMNESS OF MY BRAIN! reviews
Just some dumb crap I came up with. Read at your own risk! :D
Sesame Street - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Complete
A very perverted picnic reviews
CAILLOU. I seriously hate Caillou. Read this and review it. NO FLAMES.
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Complete
Sleep tight, my love reviews
I'm truly insane, aren't I? I'm going to straight up and STRONGLY warn you: This is PlutoxLizard. No likey, no read-ie! OneShot. I hope you like this, Sodapop765. King MJJ, I hope you don't find this disturbing.
Hills Have Eyes - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Complete
Touching a heart turned to ashes so long ago reviews
An angsty oneshot drabblish Lizard thingy. Read and Review. NO FLAMES OR ELSE I WILL KILL YOU! READ THIS, SODAPOP765!
Hills Have Eyes - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Complete
Never eat hotdogs and burp it smells really bad reviews
This is the stupidest thing I have written in my entire life. Please flame this thing. I hate it. I don't even know why I'm posting it. LOL IT'S FUNNEH XD
Dilbert - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Complete
Things that scare me reviews
Only read this if you do not have a short fuse. It's really dumb, but I still don't want any flames.
X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Complete
Sweet Amber Kisses of Fiery Passion reviews
How much love can emit from a few moments in the mines... R&R. I'M SO DESPERATE! MISS IRIS IS CRYING! ; C No flaming.
Hills Have Eyes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Complete
I like you reviews
Broken hearts hurt so much... NO FLAMES. REVIEW. I'M FREAKING DESPERATE!
Hills Have Eyes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,740 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Complete
More than friends reviews
A very short LizziexMiranda ficlet I wrote because I was bored. Weird time to be listening to the Backstreet Boys... No flames. PLEASE REVIEW I'M DESPERATE!
Lizzie McGuire - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Complete
You can look, but u can't touch! reviews
My 1st Hannah Montana fic. I don't even like the show. Please be nice. No flames.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Complete
Above
Just a completely random poem that came out of events of the day. Really weird to be writing this while listening to such a happy Michael Jackson song...
X-overs - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Complete
Thanks, Wes Craven reviews
A thank-you letterish thing I wrote to Wes Craven. Contains my personal feelings and some slight randomness. REVIEWS NEEDED SO BADLY I COULD SCREAM! No flames.
Hills Have Eyes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Complete
To lust so sinfully reviews
A poem I wrote about Lizard. GOD NOW I'M EMBARRASSED! *blushes SEVERELY to a shade crimson* R&R. No flaming, I guess, if you like girls who love freaks and monsters! BTW, I'm listening to MCR right now. Famous Last Words. Random, I know.
Hills Have Eyes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Complete
Parody of Blue's Big Musical Movie! reviews
Not intended for little kids. However, I DO NOT hate Blue's Clues! I actually love the show. I love Steve. Steve is SEXY AS ALL HOLY HELL! But I hate Joe. GRRRRR how I hate Joe! Anywhom, parody of the music show @ end of movie. R&R. NO FLAMES!
Blue's Clues - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Complete
Pucca is a crazy mofo! XD LOL GO PUCCA reviews
Pucca is pushed too far! GASP!
Pucca - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Complete
POM: Buried Treasure reviews
The Perverted Old Man is at it again! See what he has in store for Chris this time...
Family Guy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Chris G. - Complete
Sequel to A Very Special Arthur reviews
I HATE it when people write a really good story and don't update. If people don't like me sequelizing their stories, they can kiss my ass.
Arthur - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Complete
Quagmire's dirty little secret reviews
What happens when Stewie's curiosity gets the best of him? Rated T to be safe.
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Stewie G., Quagmire, G. - Complete
MIRACLE reviews
I thought this song related to how I feel about Michael Jackson as of right now...
X-overs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
Tell me if it's OK reviews
A sweet little poem I wrote about Steve from Blue's Clues. REVIEWS DESPERATELY NEEDED BADLY!
Blue's Clues - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete
Cherry Pie and Crackers reviews
For all us girls/women who have trouble losing weight.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Complete
George chokes reviews
Random Seinfeld OneShot.
Seinfeld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Complete
Never coming home reviews
Arthur, now 14, just cannot face the pain of life anymore. A OneShot Arthur darkfic/songfic. Lyrics copywright "The Ghost of You" by My Chemical Romance.
Arthur - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Complete
Phantasm reviews
A poem "April" wrote as her cry for help to Michael. TELL ME IF I SHOULD KEEP GOING WITH THIS STORY!
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Complete
Mario's tragic incident with the Doritos Ah So! reviews
The title is pretty self-explanatory Not really.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Mario - Complete
If everything went wrong in Mario Land reviews
WARNING: This story is too random! If you are not a random person, do not read this. NO FLAMES ALLOWED!
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Mario - Complete
DW gets hauled off to the mental institution reviews
Want to know what happens after D.W.'s anger issues are finally confronted? OneShot. R&R.
Arthur - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Complete
Sequel to Distant Dragons reviews
Probably my only story that will ever be serious.
Dragon Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Complete
King Henry Died Drinking Chocolate Milk reviews
A really stupid story I wrote because I was bored. Oh, well. I thought it was funny. R&R.
Simpsons - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Complete
Billl Nye Disobeys the Laws of Gravity reviews
What happens when the Science Guy doesn't listen to physics!:O
Bill Nye The Science Guy! - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Complete