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My name is Dakota. And

I believe in Narnia(;

I live for Batman.

I think Harry Potter is genuis.

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Hi, I'm Mr Right, I heard you were looking for me? by CMN-marie reviews
A girl leaves for college. New experiences, and new friends. What's to come of her and this amazing guy? And what's to happens when she realizes how hard she's falling? And why can't she stop humilliating herself in front of him?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 106,749 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Complete
Another Chance by SomethingCuteandCreative reviews
AU: All human. The Cullens are given another chance by God at a human life, but to still know who they were. Will the choose to go back or stay human? T for safty. PLEASE R & R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,427 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 1/30/2008
A Pretty Little Problem by LittleMissSunshine.x0 reviews
AU: all human. OOC. Bella lived in Forks until she was eight and left with her mom. Renee remaried Phil- a rich lawyer. Bella is forced to move to Forks because of problems at school. What will happen when she is reunited with her old enemy, Edward?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,194 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Complete
And the Sky Was Torn Asunder by SchoeneSeele reviews
She returned to her own world to a life without him. She had no idea that the very sky would be torn asunder seam by seam.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,900 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Caspian X, Susan Pevensie - Complete
The World Shall Brightly Burn by GUROLoli reviews
There are boys, there are stupid boys, and then there are the Marauders. This is the story of their humble beginnings and subsequent rise to the status of gods amongst pranksters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 91,576 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Complete
F My Life Hogwarts Style by DeliciousNewYork reviews
Based on the wonderful website that reminds you your life isn't that sucky. Check it out and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/9/2009
Hermione Gone Wild by DeliciousNewYork reviews
Hermione and Ron are getting serious, but his Hermione ready to settle down or does she need to sew some wild oats? Rated M mostly for language, some suggestive behavior.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Imagination Land by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Complete with epilogue. Bella is an author that just happens to be in a coma. But instead of being completely brain dead she's living in a part of her brain where all the fictional characters she’s created are alive. BXE Edward is a vampire!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,017 - Reviews: 2008 - Favs: 1,186 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pictures of You by onthepursuitofhappiness reviews
AU/AH. When Bella Swan is forced to spend the day with cocky Edward Cullen for a school assignment will the way she originally saw him change?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,422 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Their Lullaby plays on by akcott reviews
I added in the scene where Dexter and Remy are at the airport saying goodbye before she goes to college. YAHOO! and oh yea...just ignore the heading...I kind of forgot about that
This Lullaby - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Complete
Accident & Emergency by Annilaia reviews
Oh, hey there Edward. Nice seeing you today. Sorry about crashing into your car with my truck. Think we can be friends? Yeah? Oh that's awesome! I hope your whiplash isn't as bad as mine, and sorry again for the huge dent in your door... AH, B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,319 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A lot like love by indigenousbleu reviews
Bella is a nerd. Edward is Mr.Popular- who don't know what he wants. Bella goes to Italy over the summer with his family but he dosn't pay attention to her and comes back amazing. He wants her. But does she want him? R&R .All human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,973 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Bella, Edward
My Pen Pal by Shaps reviews
AU, OOC, All Human. “Dear Bella, My name is Edward Masen. I’m a student at Port Angeles High.” Shopaholic Alice hates smart-ass Jasper, Jacob’s a jerk, Bella’s taken. Words both break and build relationships – so what will it be? BxE, AxJ
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 142,515 - Reviews: 1648 - Favs: 1,145 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Trip Across The USA by Arbies reviews
BxE AxJ RxEm All Human! Bella, Alice, and Rosalie, three best friends, each invite one of their cousins on a trip across the USA in an RV! With a whole lot of pranks and a dash of romance, this is one vacation that won't be forgotten.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,030 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 3/25/2008
Second Meaning? by CullenNHaleMenUJustCantGetEnuf reviews
The boys hear the girls talking about...something and wonder if there is a second meaning behind it. Humar! R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Complete
Coffee Makes the Heart Grow Fonder by CGarman reviews
All Human. Bella is scared of love, and all things commitment. When Edward falls for her, her whole outlook on being with someone is turned up side down. Will Edward be able to break down her walls? Will she let him get close enough? Summary changed!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 127,031 - Reviews: 1293 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Complete
Once Friends, Now What? by Just Call Me Mrs Cullen reviews
Bella and Edward were childhood friends, but Bella moved away. 6 years later they meet again at college. Bella is no longer the tomboy she once was and Edward has become quite the ladies man. What happens when they reunite? ALL HUMAN Full summary inside
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 93,523 - Reviews: 4239 - Favs: 2,688 - Follows: 1,421 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
The Locker Next Door by UnoriginalScreename reviews
When Bella Swan meets Edward Cullen, she can’t stand him. He’s arrogant, rude, and annoyingly handsome. As she vents her frustration on her blog, Bella’s feelings change. Can Bella channel her online confidence into a real-life confession? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,504 - Reviews: 1097 - Favs: 1,163 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Complete
Little Pink Envelope by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
One of those typical, Bella/Edward one-night stand and getting pregnant stories, but very original plot! Bella knows Edward's name but he doesn't know hers. What happens when they meet up again five years later? All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,854 - Reviews: 2183 - Favs: 2,179 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When We Were Young by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Edward and Bella have been friends since they were toddlers. When they grow older, will their friendship become something more? Stories from when they were little, through teen and adult years. Modern day. T for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 132,723 - Reviews: 5718 - Favs: 3,001 - Follows: 925 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Two Heads Are Better Than One by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. Either Fred and George played a prank on Harry, Harry played a prank on Fred and George, or they're all playing pranks on everybody. Although to be honest, it really doesn't matter how it happened. WARNING: crude, immature, ADULT humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,097 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 242 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
In Six Months I Lost My Mind But Found My Heart by An End Has A Start reviews
They’re from two different worlds but are brought together by a school exchange program. Three months at his school, three months at hers. They’re fighting each other and temptation. All Human. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 92,136 - Reviews: 2078 - Favs: 1,771 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Phoenix by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Bella is forced to leave behind Forks and Jacob when Renee needs her. But she finds herself neighbors with the Cullen's and the Hale's. What happens when Bella finds the only person she can open up to in her beautiful neighbor? All human. T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,309 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Complete
Love in Ireland by MkGrays reviews
Bella, Alice and Rosalie decide to go on a trip to Ireland near the same time the boys do. They haven't met each other yet, but will in some awkward situations... All of them are Vampires
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,262 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Complete
The way back by caracol reviews
Sequel to "A rite of passage". All human. Very OOC. A story about becoming adult, dealing with your past and your future.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 77,798 - Reviews: 2052 - Favs: 2,176 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Complete
Swansong by thedreamclubmurders reviews
Edward never returned after leaving in New Moon. Bella's life unraveled, but someone rescued her from destitution with one bite. Now, a vampire is threatening the safety of Forks, and Bella is there to fight back... but so are the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,504 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/21/2008 - Published: 3/11/2008
The Beautiful Love by crescent09 reviews
Edward and Bella were bethroted 18 years ago but were never infatuated due to their distance. When she moves right next door to him, the opposites begin to attract. How hard can it be to resist the beautiful, conceited but alluring Edward? All Human, AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 80,137 - Reviews: 1188 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008
Between the Lines by paper.white reviews
AU With a past degree in failed relationships, the only degree Bella wants is her bachelor's. But with Edward, her best friend's charming, intelligent, and rather exasperating brother, she teeters between staying out and desperately wanting to stay in...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,076 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008
Love in 1918 by LilyAlice reviews
Bella and Edward meet in 1918. How can their love survive when so many factors are trying to pull the apart. Can their love survive death? What if, true love can't conquer all? This is a story of loyalty, love, loss and lust
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 41,185 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
Seven Deadly Sins: Twilight Style by lanna-misssunshine reviews
Which of the Twilight characters are guilty of the seven deadly sins? Funny&Random Read and Review please.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,656 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008
A rite of passage by caracol reviews
AU All Human. Bella and Edward are best friends. A story of self discovery and the loss of innocence. This story is about how two people deal with sex, love, trust, friendship all while growing up. Very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,392 - Reviews: 1182 - Favs: 2,985 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Complete
50 Ways for Emmett to Annoy His Family by Melody Cullen reviews
Here is a list of 50 things Emmett a.k.a. The Master of Annoyance has done to annoy his family! Not good at summaries! Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Complete
Edward, Bella, Emmett Passing notes by Looking4MyOwnEdward reviews
EdWARD and BELLA AND EMMETT PASSING NOTES QUITE HUMOROUS. WITH OUR FAVORITE TWILIGHT CHARACTERS. SHOULD I CONTINUE?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/6/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Complete
While I'm Watching My TV all Night by Sophisticated.Simplicity reviews
Bella falls asleep in front of the TV more times than she'd like to say. She has some awfully weird dreams...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
60 Things Emmet Is Not Allowed To Do by Wingless Feather reviews
A list of 60 things Emmet is not allowed to do anymore...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Complete
Family Ties by Trelawney's Love Toy reviews
Through an freak act of magic nineteen year old James and Lily end of sharing a cell after being captured by Death Eaters with none other than their Seventeen year old son Harry. He is certainly not what they would have expected a child of theirs to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,276 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 785 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Harry P., Hestia J.
Moonrise by Edward'sBringingSexyBack reviews
It's been nearly eighteen years since Bella was changed, since Cara was born and given away. And now Edward and Bella's daughter is realizing that she's not going through your average teenager moodswings. It's something else entirely.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,819 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 10/3/2007 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Complete
My Brother and His Girlfriend by CuriosityRedux reviews
When Bella gets sick one night while staying at the Cullen's house, Jasper, Lord of Emotions, gets new insight into hers and Edward's relationship. J's POV
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 1,279 - Follows: 174 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
Forever Gone by Brightheart0112 reviews
Hermione Granger finds an unknown book that takes her and her three best friends back...back where no one knows who they are.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,214 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/11/2007 - Published: 12/9/2006
Arguments by Valandar reviews
What's the REAL reason Hermione and Ron fight all the time? Let's find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Love is blind by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James Potter loses his glasses and seeks help from Head Girl, Lily Evans, to be his guide dog. No doubt, unintentional boob grabbing always occurs with temporary blindness. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,505 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 1,339 - Follows: 145 - Published: 3/20/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Deuces Wild by aprilshowers0101 reviews
AU story began before HBP but updated to include small bits of cannon....Sixth Year. Strip poker, alcohol and a broken heart don't make for the best of celebrations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,175 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/18/2006 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Please! Not While I'm In The Shower! by michelle-31a reviews
Harry and his friends receive an unexpected visitor...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/1/2004 - Harry P., Luna L.
Harry Potter PickUp Lines by Bennybunny reviews
If you need a summary after reading the title, I suggest you read the title again. This is another product of my demented mind. Please, don't read this if you're a prude, you won't get even half of the jokes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/30/2003 - Complete