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This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.(Again)

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A kindergarten teacher told her class to draw a picture, then went around and asked everyone, one by one, what they were drawing. Without looking up, one little girl said, “I'm drawing a picture of God.” “But no one knows what God looks like,” her teacher reminded her. “They will in a minute.”

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Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and geting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy.So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality they are amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.


Totally awesome quotes

My heart? Yeah. It's not a playground.

Let's flip a coin: Heads, Eric and I will be together. Tails, we'll flip again.

Tears wash the windows of our souls so we can see ourselves more clearly. -Exodus 19:5

Oops! I appear to have fallen on your lips.

We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls our good at one thing: Staying Strong.

Arguing with yourself is normal. It's when you argue with yourself and lose that's weird.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes.

When life throws you lemons...OMG! You're pregnant!

Everything in this room is edible. Even I am edible, but that, little children, is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies. -Willy Wonka (I love that movie!)

Tears wash the windows of our souls so we can see ourselves more clearly. -Exodus 19:5

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit! (OMC! Carlisle!)

Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it all. And then some you don't want. -Daughtry

Of course it's in the last place you look for it. Why in hell would you keep looking for it if you already found it.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember he was looking back.

I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns. But those bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again...

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Whoever said "Nothing's impossible" never tried slamming a revolving door.

Silent is golden but duck tape is silver -My BFF Amanda

Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washer machines.

You know it's a bad day when you fall out of bed and you miss the floor.

Behind every bitch there's a guy that made her that way.

Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die, and your mom say you can still keep it.

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

Dance like no one's watching. Sing like no one's listening.

You call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark grows on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful, thanks for noticing.

Sometimes you've got to smile and walk away... Hold your tears in and pretend like you're okay.

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I see regular people!

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

Anyone can reach the stars. If you can't reach them, catch one that falls.

Smile... it confuses people.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Don't yawn in the shower. You might drown. -Bill Cosby

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

There's a ME in AWESOME but there's also a WE.

I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

Palm Reader: -gasp- "You're going to die. But don't worry, you'll live through it."

Therapist = The/rapist (scary thought -shudder-)

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.

I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy! -Dory from Finding Nemo

I can resist anything but temptation.

One out of four people are insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you.

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

One day we're going to look back at this, laugh nervously, then change the subject.

If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?

Isn't it funny that the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip 'n slide.

I don't obsess, I think intensely.

Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.


Jacob-itis

You may or may not have heard of a recent disease that has been sweeping the globe, leaving masses of people infected. The new, yet extremely dangerous disease is called Jacob-itis, named so after the character Jacob Black, from the series of books by Stephenie Meyer. Males are extremely resistant to the disease. If fact, one interesting quality of the disease is that it not only infects individuals, it can even affect groups of people as a whole, and can indirectly influence those not infected. Signs of the disease include:

1. Intense infatuation with the mentioned Jacob Black.

2. Bearing the Mark of Jacob on one's hand (The Mark of Jacob is typically the word "Jacob" written on one's hand, although it may be accompanied with other lovestruck phrases)

3. A desire to name one's puppy Jacob.

4. A willingness to change one's name to go with the surname "Black".

5. Fighting over Jacob with other victims of the disease.

6. Subconsciously inserting the word "Jacob" into everyday conversation.

7. Sqee-ing over Jacob.

8. Having a preference for the color Black.

9. Adopting the catchphrase "Sure sure!"

10. Having naughty thoughts about Jacob.

11. Writing (sometimes naughty) fiction about Jacob.

12. A need to have a picture of Jacob as one's screensaver.

13. A sudden upsurge in the number of baby boys named Jacob.

14. Obsession with Jacob Black.

15. The male population marrying illiterate women, or those not infected by Jacob-itis.

16. Saying Jacob for no apparent reason, and sighing.

17. Complete memorization of the books with Jacob in them.

18. If the sickness has worsened, victims may have turned into Jacob-nerds, though they may not be able to accept the fact that the word nerd could ever be used with Jacob.

19. In especially severe cases, loss of coherent thought, with the exception of the word Jacob.

20. Final sympton: A Jacob coma, from which victims emerge as Jacob zombies, mindless slaves who serve only to obey their true love's will.

So always be on the alert for these signs, and if you notice them, and are female, get out of the place - fast, or risk joining the legions who have already been infected with Jacob-itis. (If you are a guy, no worries. The only side-effect for guys is intense jealousy

A good or best friend!

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"


I'm the kind of girl who walks into a door and apoligises.

I'm the kind of girl who would rather act stupid than smart.

I'm the kind of girl who would burst out laughing in a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

I'm the kind of girl who would get fired at the M&M's company for throwing out the w's.

I'm the kind of girl who would rather love a guy from a book than in real life. (sigh Jacob sigh)

I'm the kind of girl who gets drunk off soda and loves every minute of it.

I'm the kind of girl who sits quietly in the back of my Texas History class secretly planning World Domination.


Copy and paste things!

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your arse off.

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky-Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have taken a "which twilight character are you quiz" and have gotten the opposite sex, copy this into your profile!

If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you did not know that a dentist invented the electric chair and now is freaked out, copy and this on your profile.

If you have drank beer or wine, and your underage, copy this into your profile. (I have)

If you have ever wanted to slap someone, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped someone, copy this into your profile.

If you have slapped someone upside the head ( i always do that), copy this into your profile.

If you believe that chocolate and female mix perfertly, then copy this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you have ever been poked and made a noise resembling that of a constipated animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever been so sick that the world has all been green/ blue, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you freakin' could, copy this into your profile.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Cullen, copy this into your profile.

Instead of doing it yourself, you like to copy. If that describes you, paste this into your profile.

If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe),QuickCookie, Edward is My Life, Cellobunnie, PeTeRpAn345, AuthorAngel,La tua Cantante101

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star and Bah Bah Blacksheep /had the same tune.

Who agrees with me that homophobes are nasty, insensitive people?

If you have ever tried to hi-five some body and it has taken over 10 tries to actually slap their hand copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tried to hi-five somebody and end up hitting them in the head, copy and paste this onto your profile

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Maximum Ride The Ultimate Ride by MaximumRideForever reviews
Maximum Ride gets exactly what she deserves...!FAXNESS!
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I bet by Panda-Moo15 reviews
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Love is Blind by Hannah Writes R reviews
A little naughty night between Max and Iggy.
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Switzerland Under Siege by VeroniqueC reviews
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Obsession by JoonBug reviews
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Lucky Me by K.greeni reviews
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The Cullens plus Amusement Park equals DISASTER! by Twilight Fan Girls reviews
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Healing by misundastood reviews
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My Aphrodisiac by technically a lie reviews
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Intersections by JoonBug reviews
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