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Fan fiction is my dirty little secret. I love it! Aside from my husband, no one that knows me would ever suspect. By day, I am a very conservative business woman in senior management. I generally read late in the evening right before bed after spending some late evening time on work. It helps me to relax (and, okay, sometimes give me some great ideas to share with my husband!). Really, is some of this stuff even physically possible!? Not sure, but we'll have fun testing the theory! Ha!

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The Education of Professor Cullen by sheviking reviews
College professor Edward Cullen is thoroughly annoyed by his student Ms. Swan. Everything about her bothers him, and he longs for the semester to be over. But what happens when he meets her one night when they aren't in school?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 10711 - Favs: 9,345 - Follows: 7,035 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Liquor, Lube, and Latex by Livie79 reviews
It's his birthday and I'm giving him the one thing he really wants. AH ExB M for Smut. Smut, smut, smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,203 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 1,140 - Follows: 920 - Updated: 11/4/2014 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twilight on the BLUE LAGOON by knicnort3 reviews
Bella was one of the popular sophomores in her high school, but when a class trip goes awry she finds herself marooned on a tropical island with Edward Cullen, the resident school geek. The two must overcome their differences and learn to work together in order to survive. If you're a fan of 'Twilight' and 'Blue Lagoon', this is the story for you! *more info inside* AH, AU, E/B
Crossover - Twilight & Blue Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 136,647 - Reviews: 4164 - Favs: 2,653 - Follows: 1,767 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Bella - Complete
Capital Gains by Dirty Talkin' Edward contest reviews
He was all suits and ties, crisp lines and shiny shoes. No one knew what really went on in that corner office. Will she be brave enough to knock and find out? Contest entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,631 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 100 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Air by Rochelle Allison reviews
Edward and Bella meet at a summer barbeque. A story about - what else - falling for someone, hard. Once a WitFit.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,233 - Reviews: 3619 - Favs: 3,274 - Follows: 1,478 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In Your Room by LayAtHomeMom reviews
After years of bedroom boredom with Missionary Mike, can Bella find the sexual salvation she's seeking in the arms of campus hottie, Edward Cullen? Rated M for Edward's dirty mouth, Bella's inner whore, embarrassing situations and lemons galore…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 114,213 - Reviews: 3814 - Favs: 4,136 - Follows: 3,062 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hello Beautiful by SoapyMayhem reviews
COMPLETE - Bella Swan-Cullen has always thought her stepfather was a handsome man. What happens when that small spark of attraction ignites? It's not just Bella that stands to get burned. Her secret attraction could tear her family apart! - Bella/Edward Drabble See Disclaimer Inside
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 105 - Words: 67,794 - Reviews: 15648 - Favs: 3,200 - Follows: 2,916 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Losing You by Miss-Charisma-cullen reviews
Bella and Edward were once friend until something happened to Bella. No Friends, nobody to turn to, everyone thinks Bella tried to seduce Jessica's boyfriend. Will anybody unravel the truth about her pain. Contains rape and abuse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 36,938 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Purple Banana Hammock by TheFicChick reviews
Like most women, I always found Speedos to be equal parts hilarious and horrifying. That all changed the day I saw Edward Cullen wearing one.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 52,150 - Reviews: 1130 - Favs: 2,650 - Follows: 1,001 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
No Man's Land by bornonhalloween reviews
Working his body is my occupation; resisting it, my curse. How much longer can I keep things professional, knowing how I really want to touch him? A tale of boys and balls for Whiti Shade's birthday. Rated M for E/Em slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,294 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 43 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
An Undefined Affair by jayhawkbb reviews
Bella, recovering from a broken heart, meets Edward, who isolates himself emotionally. Their attraction is immediate, but can they be friends and lovers - without the love? BxE, all the regs, some drama, some funny, lemony, language AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 235,742 - Reviews: 4193 - Favs: 3,904 - Follows: 3,028 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella's Second Chance by jayhawkbb reviews
Widowed Bella realizes she needs to get some fun back in her life. When fate throws an old love in her path, will she take the second chance she's been given? ExB, A/H, rated M for language and eventual lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 186,939 - Reviews: 1348 - Favs: 1,331 - Follows: 783 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Best Thing I Ever Did by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Mini-sequel to The Best I Ever Had for FGB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,230 - Reviews: 1921 - Favs: 3,096 - Follows: 2,395 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Claiming Hermione by ilke reviews
“This doesn’t change anything, Granger. We’re not friends.” Draco said. “I know.” Hermione sat unmoving, listening to his retreating footfalls. She felt pretty certain that, in fact, it changed everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 118,833 - Reviews: 1393 - Favs: 2,167 - Follows: 2,239 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7430 - Favs: 10,292 - Follows: 5,772 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The night before Valentine's Day by sheviking reviews
Valentine's Day countdown drabble-ish story and continuation of "Come as you aren't". Let's see what happens when those two crazy kids decide to go "all the way". EPOV/BPOV. Rated M for the usual stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,478 - Reviews: 1304 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Strange Brew by Magnolia822 reviews
Soon-to-be college senior Bella Swan needs a summer job. Edward Cullen needs a worker for his new tasting room at Cullen Creek Brewery. She doesn't know much about beer, but she knows how to push his buttons. Romance/Humor, ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 108,831 - Reviews: 5472 - Favs: 5,665 - Follows: 3,025 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Never Sleep in a Strange Man's Bed by WndrngY reviews
B & E. Alice's new boyfried Jasper lives on Hilton Head Island, S.C. He invites her & her friends to come down for a visit. Bella isn't happy to be the only single in a couple's paradise...until she ends up in his roommate's bed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 165,936 - Reviews: 3039 - Favs: 4,007 - Follows: 2,775 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
End of the Summer by hottygurl7 reviews
Bella - an almost college freshman meets Edward - the Frat God, at an end of the summer frat party and sparks fly. Rated M - All Human - OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,972 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 57 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fire and Ice by Ancora Imparo 83 reviews
A/U All human.Edward is a cold career Doctor who's personal life is non existent. Bella is the fun and flighty new attending who turns his world upside down. Edward struggles with accepting change...can he?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 194,340 - Reviews: 1829 - Favs: 1,618 - Follows: 1,797 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Edward, Bella
Brazilian Chocolate by AwesomeSauce76 reviews
In 1994, he was an arrogant college student & she was dating his little brother. He was always haunted by the memory of her until fate brought them together again 16 yrs later. What happens when a forbidden attraction is no longer forbidden? EPOV, AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,697 - Reviews: 1385 - Favs: 1,271 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Subject: Edward Cullen, aka The Womanizer by ericastwilight reviews
Edward's family hire Bella Swan to break the heartbreaker's heart in hopes to have him see the error of his womanizing ways. But she falls hard, too, at the risk of breaking her own heart when the truth is revealed. EXB-AH-OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 328,966 - Reviews: 9473 - Favs: 8,339 - Follows: 5,700 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Heir Brained by diagonally reviews
The war witnessed Draco managing his way into the Order's fold & the trio's cramped boundaries. Years later, they are quasi-friends. Does Hermione want more? Want to bet your copy of 'Hogwarts, a History? Flashbacks/action/post HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 180,723 - Reviews: 1235 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 681 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Parachute by KitsuShel reviews
After finding an abandoned child on the streets of Seattle, Bella Swan raises him for five years as her own. What happens to their life when his biological family is found? AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 158,875 - Reviews: 17582 - Favs: 9,979 - Follows: 5,436 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sessions by Rochelle Allison reviews
sparks, serenades, sexy smiles...sessions.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,722 - Reviews: 2438 - Favs: 1,717 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
From The Ashes by Isiss2868 reviews
His past had taught him there was no point in trying to avoid the inevitable...and now Draco's marriage to Hermione is inevitable. Takes place after DH, spoilers. Crazy Couples. Rated M. DHr, HPGW, and Much more...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 186,488 - Reviews: 1198 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 1,048 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Full Circle by mellicent reviews
Ginny’s seventh year was going to be nothing like she imagined. Her new DADA professor is just one of the many hardships in her final year at Hogwarts. But, as in life all things tend to come full circle.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 149,161 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11409 - Favs: 11,108 - Follows: 5,796 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Brother's Best Friend by jennlynnfs reviews
AU/AH: Seven years have passed since Edward and Bella last saw each other. Now, with Edward's return to Seattle, Bella wonders what drove away her brother's best friend all those years ago. *More detailed summary included with chapter 1.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 254,658 - Reviews: 6008 - Favs: 8,856 - Follows: 5,227 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
On Our Way by Alverdine reviews
ON HIATUS. A long and tiresome journey and a wrongly booked ticket later, Bella Swan finds herself sitting next to renowned actor Edward Cullen. Whether flying coach or first class, karma gets her way. AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 84,588 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 1/30/2010 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
Art of Love by wickedswanz reviews
Hermione needs the Order's sexiest wizard to teach her the art of love making after being dumped, and Sirius is only too happy to oblige. But can the king of love-em and leave-em give her what she desires or will his heart get in the way? Rating: ADULT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,794 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Broken by inadaze22 reviews
He felt something close to pity for the woman in front of him. And while that disturbed Draco to no end, what really disgusted him most of all was the harrowing fact that someone or something had broken Hermione Granger’s spirit beyond recognition.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 367,993 - Reviews: 5004 - Favs: 6,096 - Follows: 1,857 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
My mistakes were made for you by Miss Baby reviews
Bella and Edward shared a passionate romance during spring break in Florida. Five years later Bella is a single mom living in New York. What happened? Will Bella and Edward ever find their way back to each other again? All human, Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 269,343 - Reviews: 2272 - Favs: 3,512 - Follows: 1,180 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Second Chances by AnikaNicole reviews
He loved her but he broke her heart. She tried to move on but he remains the only one. She loves him and she hates him for it at the same time. Now he's back to make her life a living hell. There will be lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 59,371 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Then, Now, Always by Thennowandalways reviews
Our favourite chap returns, and finds that happily ever after isn't necessarily guaranteed, angst and sex and Sirius, what more could you want?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 58 - Words: 96,816 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Chastity Child by technically a lie reviews
The rest of the night was a blur of clothing being removed and skin. She tasted sweet and moist, like fruit. I should have known then, that I would fall for her. Edward Cullen realizes he's fallen for his long time sex-friend Bella Swan. All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,080 - Reviews: 1330 - Favs: 1,224 - Follows: 853 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Set Fire to the Third Bar by inadaze22 reviews
For a few hours in the night, the alcohol makes me numb. I’ve always thought that was an impossible feat. I’m a lot of things, but numb is not one of them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,315 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Pansy P., Harry P. - Complete
Teach Me, Edward by yourclosetormine reviews
For Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward Contest Bella has always dreamt of being with Edward, but she doesn't know what she's doing. Can Edward teach her a few things? B/E Lemon!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,112 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love and Forgiveness by HarryPGinnyW4eva reviews
After the war and university, Hermione Granger lives in New York City beginning a new life. Draco Malfoy fled his life of misery, fear, and cowardice with Blaise Zabini. Can time and distance lead to forgiveness, and perhaps, love? Post DH Spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 177,189 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete