Picklewinkle
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Joined 03-03-08, id: 1515150, Profile Updated: 06-19-11
Author has written 16 stories for Twilight.

About me: I was asked to write a vamp story back in the spring of 2008 in a completely different fandom and was recommended Twilight as research. I told the clerk in Chapters that I wasn’t sure I would get into it and eyed her dubiously when she told me I’d be back for New Moon and Eclipse. Then I ate my words less than 24 hours later.

I am a sarcastic, hopeless romantic that loves to laugh. I love music and need it like oxygen. I find the evening news depressing. My best friend tells me I have a thing for pretty boys. There’s a chance that she might perhaps be right.

You can find me on Twitter and on Twilighted.


Translations: I'm grateful for people's interest in my stories, but I'm just not comfortable with the idea of not being able to read the translations. I hope that you can understand and respect my choice. Thanks.


Awards: Eternal Death won the Judges' Award in the A Love Like Fire Contest. Thanks so much judges! My banner is here; my blinkie is here.

Through My Eyes won Best Smut in the Hot'n' Heavy Lovin': A Curvaceous and Bodacious Bombshell Fic Contest *blushes* Thank you! The beautiful banner made by Einfach Mich is here.

The Green Jacket won the Judges' Choice Award in the Let The Games Begin Contest. Thanks so much for the honour! The lovely banner made by Maimu is here.

Shock And Ahhh won the Judges' Award for Most Creative Camp Name and Best Use Of A Canoe in the Camp Twilight Contest. Thanks judges!

Shutterbug won a Judge's Award from Dandiegoose in the Through The Lens Anonymous contest. Thank you, I'm honored. This is my pretty banner.

Out of Choices won an Immortal Cookie Award in the category of best angst (M). I am so flattered and feel very honoured. Thank you to ORnurse1 for nominating it.

A Means To An End began as a one shot and the first chapter won the November 2008 fanfiction contest at Lion_Lamb LJ community.


Miscellaneous:

Thread for The Emotional Education of Edward Cullen at the Twilighted forums, for discussions, teasers and the such: here.

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The Diva Diaries by KiyaRaven reviews
*TAKEN DOWN. MANY APOLOGIES.* Dear Diary, When he left, I became numb. Safe in a bubble of denial and bitterness. Now, he's back, and I've agreed to be his co-star in a new Broadway play. Obviously, if there were a Nation of Stupid People, I would be their Queen. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,477 - Reviews: 12861 - Favs: 5,920 - Follows: 5,296 - Updated: 2/19/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Theories of Bellativity by kikki7 reviews
Bella Swan is a physician assistant student trying to survive a grueling clinical year. Add Dr. Edward Cullen, a cocky, irresistible ob/gyn resident. Throw in some chocolate, sprinkle with a few of Bella's quirky theories about life, and see what happens.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 120,217 - Reviews: 5018 - Favs: 5,374 - Follows: 6,647 - Updated: 2/15/2015 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Bella, Edward
Contractually Bound by sshg316 reviews
She'd cost him everyone he'd ever loved. Surely a few months of marriage wasn't too high a price for her to pay in compensation. Collaboration with GinnyW 31. Edward/Bella. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,063 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Bella, Edward
Symmetry by aftrnoondlight reviews
Love comes slowly when it's the truest. A modern day romance designed and told by Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,537 - Reviews: 2376 - Favs: 1,790 - Follows: 1,672 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Stigmata Tomato by BellaFlan reviews
Alert the Darwin Awards! Bella Swan, depressed and demented, nearly dies trying to kill herself & is shipped to Forks WA. Watch her update her facebook status and fall in love. WARNING: MA, very dark comedy. OOC w/ nod to canon , E/B some Jake , AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 102,923 - Reviews: 3241 - Favs: 1,507 - Follows: 1,242 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Angry Man by katinki reviews
COMPLETE. Edward is a bitter, angry man, a man suffering the sins of his past. An emotional & physical recluse, he pushes everyone away. That is, until Bella, a mysterious woman with her own demons, moves in and forces him to face himself. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 223,286 - Reviews: 7827 - Favs: 3,524 - Follows: 2,520 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7562 - Favs: 10,919 - Follows: 5,940 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Proud: Fictionista Witfit Prompts Winter 2011:2012 by jennde reviews
Based on Fictionista Workshop's Witfit prompts. There's nothing quite like a man who works with his hands for a living. AH, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 68 - Words: 109,910 - Reviews: 5267 - Favs: 1,448 - Follows: 1,125 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Take What You Want by purelyamuse reviews
Based on January 2012 witfit prompts. Though Bella's known Edward for years, they've just started hanging out. His crass, smelly boy self is not appealing, but his looks and charm are. How will she deal with her feelings for the gross, flirty boy?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,629 - Reviews: 2307 - Favs: 1,652 - Follows: 1,349 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Watch Me by Rochelle Allison reviews
Bella's obsession with wristwatches & her preoccupation with the Sky God next door coalesce in a serendipitous way. Birthday onehsot for Michelle.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,332 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 225 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dear Mr Masen by jendonna reviews
"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,500 - Reviews: 12934 - Favs: 8,166 - Follows: 6,281 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Delicious by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Chocolate. Carbohydrates. Edward Cullen. These are the things Bella Swan is not letting herself have. Some things are harder to resist than others. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,808 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 229 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Masquerade by twilightheaded23 reviews
Edward and Bella have perfected charades of normalcy for the sake of protecting themselves. But when their lives are forced to intertwine, will they be able to see through each other's walls? M for lang/slight angst/lemons . Human/AH/Slightly OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,974 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Bella, Edward
Super by CrumblingFool reviews
My entry for the A Picture Says It All contest. When the little stuff added up the universe was trying to say something. It was saying, "Stay home, Bella Swan." However, there is only so long a girl can reasonably be expected to go without Diet Coke.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,855 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 83 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just This Once by profmom72 reviews
Do Edward and Bella really mean their chance Christmas break one night stand will only be "just this once?" A o/s entry for AnythingGoesUnderTheMistletoe. E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,040 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 212 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
Breakfast at Tiffany's The Original Oneshot by profmom72 reviews
For My Valentine Contest Entry. Edward admires Bella from afar, until a chance meeting convinces him to send her messages in the Tiffany's window. One shot written with HMonster4.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,494 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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Meet Me Under The Mistletoe reviews
Her Christmas countdown notes are driving him to distraction. She might be exactly what he needs in his life, but first he has to figure out who she is.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 28,859 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Edward, Bella
It Had To Be You reviews
The story of Bella and Edward: two souls destined to be together, if only they could get their timing right. Loosely based on 'When Harry Met Sally.'
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,117 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 43 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In The Passenger Seat reviews
Fictionista Workshop's Daily Witfits. To Bella, Masen is a study in mood swings. She has an hour a day to figure him out.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 35,346 - Reviews: 734 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Edward, Bella
To Keep Her reviews
As Bella prepares to marry James in the society wedding of the season, Edward arrives at the rehearsal dinner with a plan of his own. Pick A Pic Challenge 2012 Entry. AH, Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,557 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 77 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Edward, Bella
Destino reviews
Truly Anonymous Contest Entry. Their paths cross in Venice when she loses her way. One day and night is all they have, but it isn't enough. Sometimes destiny has other plans.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,090 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Emotional Education Of Edward Cullen reviews
Edward Cullen is brilliant and complicated but also closed off and socially inept. Can Bella teach him how to tap into and understand his emotions through an unorthodox experiment without breaking her own heart in the process? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 101,542 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Edward, Bella
Eternal Death reviews
JUDGES' CHOICE WINNER: A Love Like Fire Contest. There's always a price to pay for the way you live your life. Mine came in female form, disguised as an angel. Hidden under her halo was a spark that incinerated my existence. Vamp/human, not HEA. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,501 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Through My Eyes reviews
Best smut winner in the CURVACEOUS AND BODACIOUS BOMBSHELL FIC CONTEST. Edward thinks Bella is perfect the way she is. Now that he finally has the chance, he's going to prove it to her. Rated M. AH ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,006 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 123 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Edward, Bella
The Green Jacket reviews
JUDGES' CHOICE WINNER in the LET THE GAMES BEGIN CONTEST. Edward Cullen's golf game is falling apart. Can his new female caddy help him turn it around or will she just be another distraction? ExB, AH, Rated M. 9800 words plus glossary.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,719 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 50 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Complete
Right Girl reviews
Heistward Shuffle Challenge Entry. Edward inadvertently falls for his mark. His attempt to make amends puts them both in great danger. 9878 words. EPOV. Rated M. Inspiration song: Right Girl by The Maine. AH/AU/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,301 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Shutterbug reviews
JUDGE'S PICK in the Through The Lens Anonymous Contest. Bella & Edward can't seem to get their timing right. College shelves their on-the-verge high school romance but it isn't as easy as picking up where they left off when they are reunited.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,123 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breathe reviews
A last minute opportunity gives Edward one last chance to get close to Bella. Will she let him in? A companion piece to Shock And Ahh from Edward's POV. Entry for KeepersoftheNaughtySparkle Camp Twilight Contest. Rated M. AU-human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,991 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shock And Ahh reviews
Bella's life is turned upside down by the new counselor that arrives at camp. She's not that kind of girl. Or is she? Entry for the KeepersoftheNaughtySparkle Camp Twilight Contest. AH, AU, BxE Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,476 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Out Of Choices reviews
After her mom dies, Bella becomes angry & withdrawn. Enter Edward, the handsome teenage vampire, & the start of a complicated love-hate relationship. Can their love survive the fear that rules her and the secret he hides from her? AU,OOC. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 315,271 - Reviews: 2135 - Favs: 1,601 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love is Blind, Blind is Love reviews
Bella challenges Edward to a game of cards and the stakes are not like any other game they've ever played. RATED M. Post Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,026 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Means To An End reviews
Edward takes Bella's joke the wrong way and when Bella tries to prove she's right a new opportunity presents itself. Taking place somewhere between New Moon and Eclipse. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,508 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete