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Author has written 23 stories for Harry Potter.

"All I do is sit at the typewriter and start hitting the keys. Getting them in the right order... that's the trick." – Garth Marenghi

Hello.

I'm a Finnish writer, but my fics are in English; and I always wish to better myself at what it comes to grammar etc, so if you spot any spelling mistakes or other kind of errors in my stories, don't hesitate telling me! Send a PM or write a review, but please – no flaming. Let's be civil, okay. :) I deleted all my stories in 2010, but I decided to bring them back, because... I'm so goddamn bored.

I write Wolfstar, meaning Sirius/Remus. Idiotic humor for the time being. If I have time, I might write something else. NOTE: I don't read Marauders fics at all, so my depictions of them might be a bit different from other people's. Don't get offended.

My sense of humour is rather dry and strange, so if you cannot take it when someone calls your favourite character a bastard or makes them look stupid, then I'm not the writer you've been looking for. I also like to invent my own nicknames for the characters I'm writing about, so beware.

I don't read fanfiction, but hit me a message if you want me to check out your story!

Hope you have fun reading my stuff. Cheers! :)


WIP:

How to Romance a Film Geek : Fourth chapter in the works. (24/July) 3/9 chapters published.

Dream a Little Dream of Me : The last chapter coming up, but might take some time since it sucks donkey balls. (27/May)

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don't ruin the leather seats, boys by lowi reviews
In which Albus writes poetry on bathroom walls, Scorpius drinks soda from a straw and makes Teddy spit coffee on him, a lot of other types of sucking goes down, too, and Albus steals several cars. /Rating to be safe - not anything graphic /Pairing Diversity Boot Camp /For mew /set in the "aww, boyzzz" universe
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,449 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Teddy L., Albus S. P. - Complete
Save A Horse by Sanity's-overrated reviews
In which Sam accuses Dean of having a fetish, which Dean denies...until Cas makes it hard to do so.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Bromance is for Pussies by inu382 reviews
Stan is tired of the bromance he and Kyle share, and wants more. In his quest for the Jew, he'll enlist a florist, a pervert, a fatass, an environmentalist, a gay man, a melvin, a douche, a turd sandwich, and another Jew. Style, StanKyle, KyleStan
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 84,586 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Hummer by DC Derringer reviews
Talking to himself, Dean mentions wanting a hummer. Castiel overhears and is determined to give him one.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,425 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Kyle's new bedroom by fanslash reviews
Stan comes to visit Kyle's new house and is disgruntled by the lack of attention he's receiving against the almighty facebook. Slash, Style, Stan/Kyle. Pretty much PWP.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,933 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
No Chick Flick Moments by howl7 reviews
...which is why Dean Winchester is an idiot. When Dean walks in on Sam grooming Castiel's wings, misunderstandings ensue, and it's all downhill from there. Dean/Castiel slash. Very silly fluff written for a kmeme prompt.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,742 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
It's A Dog's Life by sweet-and-simple reviews
AU Dean and Sam live cozy lives with their Masters. They get to chase the occasional cat, go for runs, get some lovin' time with their Alphas... Right up until some bastard makes them human. Castiel/Dean Gabriel/Sam
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,304 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Porn Is Good by shadowglove reviews
SLASH. Dean had just wanted to shock Castiel out of his porn-watching habit. But then the plan doesn't exactly go as planned, and Dean realizes that Castiel watching so much porn mightn't be such a bad thing after all.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,016 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 46 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
5 Bad Habits Castiel Picked Up by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
...and one Dean didn't mind as much. My obligatory 5 things fic, with some angst, some fluff and a tiny tiny nouveau cuisine amount of porn.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,478 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Print by Tashilover reviews
Castiel learns that by touching the handprint on Dean's arm, it can restore his Grace. Dean, however, is hesistant. Slash.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,683 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 713 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
How to Romance a Human by cloudyjenn reviews
Castiel consults a Cosmo article in order to seduce Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,717 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 2,183 - Follows: 194 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Freaky Box Thing by cloudyjenn reviews
A freaky box thing steals people's memories and then some stuff happens. Dean/Castiel
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Clue Feathers by cloudyjenn reviews
Something is seriously messed up with Castiel's wings.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 1,660 - Follows: 146 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
txt msg by Daria234 reviews
Humor one-shot about Dean/Cas. Originally written for a prompt on comment fic on livejournal, "For a guy who never talks you sure send some racy text messages." Set while angels and demons are looking for Dean since he is supposed to be a vessel,Season 5
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 1,023 - Follows: 63 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
4 Things Castiel is not Allowed to Do by ScottyFTW reviews
...as decreed by Dean Winchester. Implied one-sided Dean/Cas.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,148 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Curtain by neotantrika reviews
A new shower curtain allows Ned and Chuck to touch--almost.
Pushing Daisies - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Complete
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Sexy Witches 1978 (Vintage Edition)
A pulse is a weird thing, isn't it? It can make you feel alive, it can make you want to die, or anything else between. Sirius wants the source of his back, and the others get tangled in the middle of everything. MWPP. Dark humour, slightly crack. Hinted one-sided Remus/Sirius. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,992 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/28 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P. - Complete
How to Romance a Film Geek reviews
A Modern Muggle Wolfstar AU. Why would a solitary, grumpy painter want a flatmate? Sirius certainly didn't. He was doing fine by himself, with his boozing, smoking, and occasional fuck-buddies. He didn't want to live with anyone, let alone be in love with someone. Little did he know, a film-loving stranger was going to change all that.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 59,557 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L.
No But Wolves, Moony reviews
Quite suddenly, Remus is bearing a high fever that might rapidly lead to his death. James, Peter and Sirius must find out what is causing it, and help him at any cost. / Rated T for language, boy-on-boy action, and the hilarity that is Peter. MWPP. Sirius/Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,618 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 11/6/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P. - Complete
A Minute for Flowers reviews
Teddy has been waiting for the flowers in his garden to blossom so he could show them to someone. / Drabble. 100 words.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Teddy L. - Complete
You Keep Me Awake reviews
One of the nights Remus really wished he had followed instead of staying. / Drabble. 100 words.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Remus L., Sirius B., N. Tonks - Complete
The Foolproof POTTER System reviews
REWRITTEN/COMPLETE. What happens when Sirius badly wants Remus to himself, and is idiot enough to ask help from James? Slight chaos, that's what. Remus has no clue what's happening around him, Lily starts to act like a Marauder, and Peter chokes on things. / Plan idea from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Rated T for language and... stuff, just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 126,225 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
In Which Peter Spoons a Squirrel reviews
July, 1979. Lily and the boys are off to a short Muggle camping trip. Why? Who knows - but Lily has to wipe on a tit magazine, Peter sleeps next to a squirrel, and James loses 20 Galleons because of the most ridiculous bet ever. And if someone was to ask Remus, drinking Firewhiskey with Sirius triggered nothing major. / Post-Hogwarts Marauders. No deatheaters. T for bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,568 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Remus L., Sirius B., Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
At Least He's Not Bald reviews
Two weeks until his wedding day, and James finds there's something utterly wrong about his best man. / Another therapeutic drabble. 100 words. Rated T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/16/2013 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Way His Hair Falls in His Eyes reviews
One day at the library, Lily realises there's something she needs to tell Remus. / Drabble. 100 words.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Lily Evans P., Remus L. - Complete
Now Back to the Best Man reviews
A booze driven Sirius murmurs strange words into Lily's ear at her wedding. / Drabble. 100 words.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Lily Evans P., Sirius B. - Complete
Letters reviews
A collection of short, idiotic letters between Sirius and Remus during their holidays from Hogwarts. The first letters date back to the summer of 1976 during which Sirius was staying at James'; the exhange continues till their graduation in the spring of 1978. / Rated T because of language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,019 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Till the Earth Stops Turning reviews
He just keeps his eyes tightly shut – the expression on his face seems as if he's hurting, as if he's petrified to open them in a fear that Remus disappears before him. What if he does?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
All the Small Things reviews
James and Peter give a bunch of rather well thought pointers that might explain why exactly Remus and Sirius can't keep girlfriends. / Rated T because of language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B., James P., Peter P. - Complete
The ABC of Black Loving reviews
The alphabet according to Sirius, a.k.a. Do You Honestly Think You Look Like His Friend. / Rated T because of language and... possible mental images.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Like a Drug I Always Come Back To, Smile reviews
Really, neither of them tried to make the moment something it wasn't, but muttering I-love-you's or oh-god-you're-lovely's was just something that seemed a proper thing to say at that time. / Rated M for bad writing and other obvious reasons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Oliver W., Percy W. - Complete
Siriusly Molested reviews
"I'm just asking a simple question," Sirius said while leaning in. He brushed his fingers on Lupin's chin. "You see, I'm very interested." Remus glared at him and pushed his hand away. "Just because I happen to live with the Wankrauders, it does not mean I am a perverted duffer like the three of you." / Rated M. One-shot, almost without a plot. Dub-con.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,708 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P. - Complete
Bandages reviews
"He's been here two days already." Remus looked up at Pomfrey, and breathed, "He has?" / Drabble. 100 words.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B., Poppy P. - Complete
Dream a Little Dream of Me reviews
Lupin only stared at him while he managed to get some air into his lungs. Sirius coughed, "Wh-what?" "I said I think we should have sex." / Rated M for bad writing and other obvious reasons. THIRD PART ON ITS WAY.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,978 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B.
The Cure for My Poor State reviews
Remus tries to sleep, but Sirius is bored. / 500 words.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Crumbs reviews
There's a sound that keeps Remus awake. / Drabble. 100 words.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Chessmen reviews
Peter really wanted to know what they were talking about, and he pondered whether he had ever wanted anything so badly before. His beady eyes still facing the door, he pricked up his ears and tried to silence the noises coming out of his asthma-bothered lungs. He was ever so lucky – the very next sentence told him enough.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,793 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B., James P., Peter P. - Complete
The Bestest reviews
"Do you love me, Moony?" "What kind of question is that, Sirius?" / Drabble. 100 words.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Persuasion Skills reviews
James is helpless what comes to wooing Lily, and Sirius decides to help... with brilliant results.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B., James P. - Complete