Author has written 8 stories for Final Fantasy VII, Death Note, Harry Potter, Avatar: Last Airbender, Stardust, and Assassin's Creed.
"Don't knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away; he hates that." -Unknown
Hello, readers! I am a very hyper-active 20-year-old with a short attention span so if one of my stories ends up never getting finished, I apologize sincerely but that is only because I got bored with it and moved on to something else. I might continue it later depending on my mood.
The only thing you get to know about name is that the middle initial in my Penname is also the middle initial of my real name. It stands for Lorraine. (My whole Penname is French...But I'm American!!)
Lessee, what do you need to know about me. I'm a major nerd but I really don't look like it. I do several sports (i.e. track and field, soccer, cross country, snowboarding, horseback riding, motorcycle (dirt bike) riding, etc. You know, the like. But not baseball, I hate baseball), I love music and I like to sing (I hate the term 'music whore' but we're gonna go ahead and say that's what I am), I love to draw and have my own deviantart acount (delfin-a.deviantart.com), and love to play video games and read.
Bands that I Like: AFI, 30 Seconds to Mars, Goo Goo Dolls, Evans Blue, 10 Years, Cold, Crossfade, Breaking Benjamin, My Chemical Romance, Bowling for Soup, The Hives, Nightwish, Within Temptation, Blink 182, Cake, Evanesence, Hoobastank, The Killers, Green Day, Three Days Grace, 3 Doors Down, Linkin Park, Saliva, 12 Stones, Disturbed (Fuck Yeah!), The All American Rejects, Beasty Boys, Barenaked Ladies, Nickleback, Sum 41, Eve 6, Franz Ferdinand, Godsmack, Kamelot, Dream Theater, Papa Roach, Eric Church, and probably a LOT more if I actually took the time to think of them all. But, yeah, rock music pretty much (Eric Church is country, though).
Oh crap! I forgot to say that I do martial arts! That kind of fits me because I am a very violent person and a lot of guys at my school are afraid of me and others know that I could beat them up if I really wanted to. Maybe that's why I want to go into the military...huh. Anyway, the kind of martial arts that I do is not what one might think it is. It's not the Japanese type stuff like jujitsu of ninjitsu (however, I would really like to learn ninjitsu, that'd be really cool). What I do is called Russian Martial Arts. It was developed during the Cold War by the Soviet Union (duh!). It doesn't really focus on beating people but the main goal of it is to get your enemy to the ground, and/or maybe bend a limb in the wrong direction and cause as much pain as possible without knocking the person unconsious. I know how to kill because of that class and it is really disappointing that I can't do that without getting in trouble for it. Oops! Sorry, I'm rambling again. I tend to do that a lot, sorry.
Some of my fanfics might be a little violent or bloody which is just me being me. So sorry if the violent parts are a little too vivid and gory. I'm just a violent person who wants to chop some idiot who thinks everyone who is different from them is stupid into many different pieces and mail each piece to a different part of the world if I didn't get in trouble for it. sigh Oh well...damn conscience.
My self-appointed theme song: Bowling for Soup-"I'm Gay" (This is a shout-out to all you angsty people and fanfic writers: "It's Okay to Be Happy!")
Just thought it would be good for you all to know, my fandom consists of:
The funny ones, the wierd ones, the adorable ones, the quiet ones, the loud ones, the layed-back ones, the angry ones, the psychologically confused, the generally ignored, and the just plain cool.
Examples of each are as follows.
-The Funny: Riley Poole (National Treasure)
-The Wierd: Mello (Death Note)
-The Adorable: Touta Matsuda (Death Note)
-The Quiet: Jacques (Suikoden III)
-The Loud: Reno (Final Fantasy VII)
-The Layed-Back: Fai D. Flowright (Tsubasa)
-The Angry: Will Scarlett (Robin Hood Prince of Thieves)
-The Psychologically Confused: James Norrington (Pirates of the Carribean)
-The Generally Ignored: Luxord (Kingdom Hearts 2)
-The Just. Plain. Cool: Vincent Valentine (Final Fantasy VII)
There, now you know what kind of stuff I like. But do you know what kind of stuff I DON'T like? I did not think so, so I'll help you out. For starters, I will say...TWILIGHT!! God, what the hell IS that? For one, Vampires are over-rated. I, myself, think they are kinda cool, but that is beside the point. The point is, that Twilight, or the whole EFFIN' series, is a plague upon humanity. It spreads like wild fire, hell, it IS wild fire. And besides, sparkling vampires?! No! What the hell is up with that? It doesn't even get a plot line going aside from Edward and Bella's romance until pretty much near the end of the first book. So, in summary, it is a poorly written book on vampires that only the mentally insane would enjoy (I appologize to anyone who is guilty of actually LIKING this series but SERIOUSLY! Come ON!).
Another thing that bugs me, characters with no emoption or are emo and push everyone away. Examples: Cloud Strife from FF7 and Squall Leonhart from FF8. Yeah, sure, they got hurt in life, but that's life isn't it? You get hurt, you shake it off, you move on. I did when one of my friends was murdered (seriously, he was). Why don't they? I hate them so much! They need to suck it up, stop living in the past, and LIVE for once. It never hurt anyone to try and love again, did it? Yeah, I understand being angry, I still want to kill the guy who killed my friend and it has been, what, two, three years now? But still, being angry does not hinder your ability to live in the moment, angstyness does. THAT'S what bugs me (NOTICE: my theme song above, it is my motto. Go onto youtube.com and look it up, it'll tell you everything you need to know about me).
Lastly, Out-of-characterness, Yaoi, and stupid pairings that make no sense. Yaoi is out-of-characterness in itself, so no wonder I hate it. I have nothing against gays, in fact, I think gays are awesome. If I have a gay son when I am older, that would be just amazing. However; putting two male characters from an already made story, who are OBVIOUSLY strait, is just plain wrong. No, I take that back, it is MORALLY wrong. Most people do not want to see that. They espessially don't want to know about others sex lives, so please don't draw it or write it for all the world to see. The only way I will tolerate Yaoi is if the artist or the author makes it insanely hilarious. Otherwise, forget about it.
Out-of-characterness. God, where do I begin? The original creator of that character made the character a certain way, therefore it makes no sense for one to change their personality to satisfy yourself. My question is, why do you like the character if you don't like their personality? My example for the just plain cool, Vincent Valentine; I like him because, well, he is cool for one, and he is quiet, and his personality is sure as hell better than Cloud's. The only thing that he is angsty about is Lucrecia, and that is not that big of a part in the story. Okay, it is, so I lied. But my point is, that he is more angry about the fact that Hojo killed him and Lucrecia turned him into Chaos than his loss of Lucrecia. That is why I like him and I am not about to change his personality. I like it just the way it is. The only reason I can see why someone would change a character's personality is because they like how the character looks but they don't like their personality so they change it to satisfy themselves. In my opinion, that is the dumbist thing ever. Why like the character in the first place? Okay, I can understand if it is really hard for one to keep a character IN character when writing a romance, like L from Death Note, because it is not something they do very often, but REALLY! You could at least TRY!
Finally, stupid pairings. What the hell is this? Selphie and Squall?! No-o! It should OBVIOUSLY be Selphie and Irvine. I don't see HOW people can come up with these pairings. Sometimes the characters that have been put together never even met eachother in the story so how can they imagine them together? It makes no sense to me. People put characters together that don't show even a single hint of wanting the other. What is this?!
In summary of all this, we will just say that a LOT of people get on my nerves when it comes to fan fictions and fanart. Honestly! How stupid can people get?
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run, Bitch! Run!"
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three
1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.
Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
"I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made the horn louder."
"God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adela Rodgers St. Johns
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"People fear the strange and unusual. I am the strange and unusual."
"I'm the kind of person your parents warned you about."
Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!
My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil."
"I reject your reality and substitute my own." Adam Savage, Mythbusters
I'm the kind of who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened...yesterday.
"Character is what I am WHEN people are watching."
Okay, all the italisized shit I got from Midnight Hikari's profile. If you want more of it, go check them out. Oh, and the last quote is one of theirs that I changed to fit me better.
If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.
ALL IN FAVOR OF JOINING MY "ASSASSINATE JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE CLUB" SAY "I"!! (If you think he should be, post this on your profile.)
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