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Author has written 8 stories for Twilight.

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New Beginning by don'teatmycookie reviews
Bella uses Edward's laptop to start a journal.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 128,459 - Reviews: 1700 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 873 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 1/31/2008
A Cullen Moment by Wolf Babies reviews
This is a collection of completely random moments in time during the everlasting lives of the Cullen family.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 102 - Words: 84,587 - Reviews: 1803 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Third Wife, Joshua U. - Complete
It's Better When I Bleed For You by xxSiLvErDrAgOnxx reviews
When Laurent and Bella cross paths in the meadow, Alice sees that Bella doesn't manage to escape before Laurent attacks her and all goes black. But what Alice can't see is the arrival of the pack, interupting Laurent's meal. 80 years later in Chicago...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 68,693 - Reviews: 1920 - Favs: 2,409 - Follows: 2,396 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 5/22/2008
Attack of the giant BFF! by CupkateCullen reviews
Not attack of my Best Friend Forever. Bad Fan Fiction! Cliches common to the Twilight fanfic world unite. Is Bella in love with Jasper or Edward? Is it all just about sex? Will Alice stop shopping? Will Jasper break knives trying to cut himself? Read on.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,545 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 2/27/2008
Hallucinogen by Insanity's Partner reviews
[Hallucinogen: An object or substance that creates the perception of somebody or something that is not really there.] Edward visits his family after leaving Bella in the hopes of proving to himself that he's fine. He can't escape himself, however. [OS]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Complete
Attack Of The Cliches! by NotToBeMessedWith reviews
Sick of overly cliched Twilight fics? Well, here's your chance to laugh at exactly how stupid they are! A new cliche whenever I can! Now featuring cliches written by our readers! I do love being cruel... T for some swearing. And remember to hate on Jake!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 24,727 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Complete
Marble Angel by Scarlett71177 reviews
E/B, one shot. Edward never thought he would spend his honeymoon in Chicago, Illinois. Written pre-BD.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,900 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Complete
For Those Who Have Fallen from High Places by Bratanimus reviews
Post-Eclipse. The wedding. "To her, I’m just Edward, and I’m seventeen, and it’s as if no time at all has passed since I became what I am, because she is here now to help me mark the time with her." One shot ECBS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Complete
Jesus is a Vampire! by Lilith Apocalypta reviews
Emmett finds religion.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Complete
Adventures Were Made for Indiana Jones by Sophisticated.Simplicity reviews
Charlie asks Bella to smoke out a drug dealer at Forks High School. Of course, things don't go exactly as planned.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,074 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
The Talk by Heartbroken1 reviews
Jacob has concerns about Bella’s innocence. He takes it upon himself to have a ‘talk’ with her before she gets in over her head with her boyfriend. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,054 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 3/21/2008 - Published: 1/24/2008
Dearly Beloved by Oddfellow reviews
She was so beautiful at the wedding... Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
What a Way, Says the Dying Man by Sophisticated.Simplicity reviews
Bella takes a shower. Edward sits in the next room thinking about...stuff. Charlie makes sure his gun is handy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
And She Broke by edwardNOTjacob reviews
A one-shot I have been wanting to write for a while. A deeper look at Bella when Edward left her, the way I envision it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
Gentleman by J Plash reviews
Edward may be a vampire, but he's still a man. Crack fic of the deliciously spine-tingling kind – Edward's more dubious thoughts as he watches Bella sleep one night shortly before the beginning of New Moon. Warning: extreme tormented-Edward hotness :D
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Complete
Let's Go to This Drive Thru by writing love on your arms reviews
There's a reason why you never let Emmett and Jasper go to a drive-thru.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Complete
Radish by Sophisticated.Simplicity reviews
Emmett, Edward, Bella, a hangover, liquor, sombreros and world domination. You guys should know the drill by now.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Complete
Liquor by Sophisticated.Simplicity reviews
Bella, Emmett, liquor and Ho Hos. That's all I need to say, I think [BellaEmmett FRIENDSHIP]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
The Bet by yayme2012 reviews
PostEclipse:One shot:companion to Do You Remember: Bella and Edward make a bet about who will jump on each other first... Mostly fluff!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Complete
Heat by Saiyachick reviews
What exactly did Bella keep mumbling during the chapter Fire and Ice, in Eclipse? OneShot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Window by Saiyachick reviews
Edward's point of view when he heard Bella slam the window shut in Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Previous Engagement by Cullenista reviews
Bella deals with a loss. Written in response to Alcyone's 55 word challenge in the Twilight Challenges Forum.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Complete
Of Notes and Boredom by Raine Delmont reviews
Bella, Edward and Alice are in a VERY boring class... but, Bella knows how to pass the time. Let the note passing begin! Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 9/26/2007 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Complete
Until Her Heart Stops by Saiyachick reviews
Jacob wants to be there for Bella's last moments as a human. Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Waste a Moment by Countess Jackman reviews
Warm blood seeped from the corners of my mouth as I stared at Edward in horror. “And if we leave it in?” He asked, his voice cracking. Carlisle hung his head, hiding his grim expression. “Either way, she dies.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,563 - Reviews: 1082 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Complete
Busted by ohxmyxria reviews
Takes place shortly after New Moon. It's the week before graduation. Bella and Edward decided their relationship is ready for a new level. But what happens when they are caught in the act? And by who! And what will follow that fateful night?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,674 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 6/26/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Birds & The Bees Emmett Style! by UnicornGoddess95 reviews
How does Bella get unglued from Edward? Find out and prepare to laugh! Complete for now...maybe I'll come up with more hilarity.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,515 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Complete
What I Saw by genealogygirl reviews
Jacob finds Bella and Edward in the meadow and lifechanging consequences result for all of them. This is a Bella change fic from Jacob's POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,674 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Complete
Summer Heat by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Reaching out, I snagged a fistful of his shirt and yanked it. Hard. As I did so, I gave him my demand: “Take off your clothes.” [BellaxEdward. NOT what you're probably thinking!]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 102 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1717 - Favs: 3,118 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
A Brother's Love by bronzehairedgirl reviews
Edward is hunting and sends Emmett to keep an eye on Bella. An exploration of Bella and Emmett's relationship.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,503 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/24/2007 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Complete
Try it on Your Piano by genealogygirl reviews
Bella and Edward's siblings have some misimpressions of Edward's human years
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,713 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Complete
Under the Mistletoe by sillybella reviews
This was a Twilight Christmas story challenge. It had to include an awful lot in a oneshot: see the AN before the story. Merry Christmas!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 61 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Complete
Hot Stuff by sillybella reviews
Emmett and Jasper are worried about Edward and Bella's relationship.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 142 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
Words Like Candy by Rhiann reviews
A series of random vignettes, taking place during New Moon. A really unapologetic excuse for lots of TEH ANGST, woe :P.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,669 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/8/2006 - Published: 8/28/2006
Jacob Black Buys a New Pair of Socks by Rhiann reviews
Just a regular day in Forks. No, really.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 63 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Complete
Worth It by Warui-Usagi reviews
Jacob asks Bella a very important question. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Complete
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The Debate reviews
Emmett wants to have a debate. Woot for comedy! :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/29/2008 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Complete
Giving In reviews
Alternate ending to when Bella says goodbye to Jacob. BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Complete
Ask the Cullens reviews
Cullen fanmail. Fun, fun.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,576 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 3/20/2008
I Still Wonder reviews
See inside summary. AU.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Complete
Blood Lust reviews
Edward breaks the rules for the first time in decades. How does Bella take it?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Complete
Alpacas reviews
Bella and Edward find a stray llama/alpaca thing on the road, and Bella wants to keep it. So fluffy you’ll barely be able to swallow it. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Complete
The Twilight Series: Fangirl Version reviews
Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse. Pretty fluffy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Complete
Diary of a Newborn reviews
Bella finally becomes a vampire. But the trouble isn't over just yet.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 3/11/2008