Before first year ends, Harry finds himself with a new close friend: Neville Longbottom. They look out for each other, fight for each other, and have laughter and fun with each other. They consider each other brothers, and nothing will dissuade them.

AU. When Utakata discovers that Yagura's being manipulated by Akatsuki, he flees the Hidden Mist with the goal to save himself and his only friend. His solution? Find the other Jinchūriki and convince them to join his fight. But the Jinchūriki have more baggage than just the Bijū they contain, and if they can't create a cohesive unit from broken recluses, they may all be dead.

Since childhood, Harry Potter has discovered a love for pranks. He adapts them into his daily routine, pranking those surrounding him whom annoy him. Then comes Hogwarts, a prankster's paradise.

When a sick child asks to meet a villain (instead of a celebrity or superhero like with most wishes), someone's got to have the guts to track these wanted individuals down. It's not as easy as one would think. And what's there to worry about: they're all big softies anyways... right?

While hunting for Horcruxes in 1997, a freak accident lands Harry back in his 13 year old body, back in the year 1993. In desperate need of help, he has to tell someone the truth, and who better to trust than his two best friends? Even this will not tear their friendship apart. A different sort of time travel fic focusing on the unbreakable friendship of the Golden Trio.

Boruto has always wanted to know more about his father, especially his past when he was younger. Thanks to a forbidden jutsu in a scroll found in the Hokage's office, Boruto and his teammates find themselves traveling through Naruto's memories. However, not all things are meant to be seen. How will Boruto react to seeing his father's various triumphs, pains, successes and failures?

Naruto takes a moment to process Ibiki's lesson in the First Phase of the Chunin Exams, and understands that ninjas are meant to cheat. Suddenly, the rookie 12 are trying to figure out if Naruto's a secret genius, Sasuke's running around without a cursed seal, and the others are left wondering if the Elemental Nations will still be standing once this blows over.

Voldemort says the N-word

After the 4th Shinobi World War, when Naruto is hit by an enemy Jutsu, he wakes up as a genin. But everything is different. Sakura is a loudspeaker that attacks him for any little inconvenience, Sasuke is draining the color from the world and has an army of fangirls and nothing makes sense. Meanwhile, everyone tries to wake him up from his genjutsu sleep.

Before the climactic battle between a Sage and a God can commence, a Father and Son need to have a talk… One-Shot

...were super weird. Naruto didn't know why Hinata was so shy all the time, why she always covered her mouth when she laughed. He wished she wouldn't. He was sure she had a nice smile. (Just a bunch of NH drabble requests.)

AU, continuation of 'A Father's Request'. Join one 'retired' Batman as he raises his kids all together while trying to still save the world with this version of the Justice League. One Shots, mini-series, and headcanons, life for the Waynes is always interesting to watch, especially since they can't leave crime fighting behind them. T for paranoia

Neji airs his family's dirty laundry during the Chuunin Exams in front of hundreds of spectators, Naruto has no brain-to-mouth filter, and Hinata accidentally becomes a world-famous celebrity. Poor, poor Hinata. NH, crack.

5 years ago, Danzo decided the Mangekyo Sharingan was too important for Konoha to lose. Instead, the Uchiha were appeased by the death of their rival clan... at the hands of Neji Hyuuga. The changes this event causes will shake Konoha to its foundations, and force many webs of lies to come undone. Upgraded Byakugan, Dark!Hinata, NotAsDark!Sasuke. Rated S for Smash Mouth. COMPLETE.

Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.

Naruto finds a dog door installed in a quiet, clean apartment, for the village's stray dogs. The flap is pretty big, and as it turns out, children can also fit inside. Rookie 9 are friends long before they are team mates.

"The child," Tobirama began finally, "Uzumaki Naruto. He is my great-grandson." Hashirama's eyes sparkled. "I have a nephew! I really have a nephew!" - A lone child makes a desperate wish upon a falling star, and two brothers find a sleeping child shivering in the dark.

"They say the only thing to fear is fear itself. That, and a motivated Nara." Shikamaru is born with his father's intelligence and his mother's work ethic. The world is turned sideways.

Naruto meets Hashirama in sapling form when is up to you! you can use any of the chapters and or events up to AN!

Naruto Uzumaki arrives late for his match with Neji Hyuga and is immediately disqualified. What follows is a spiral of giving up and spiteful revenge that threatens to destroy the Leaf Village, and worse, derail the Chunin Exams.

Naruto has a dream: to save his fellow jinchuuriki – and the world – from the Akatsuki. Killer B is only too happy to agree. Whether they'll save the world or turn it into a circus is anyone's guess, but they do end up making a lot of people very, very mad. Naruto goes missing-nin and gives Tsunade a massive migraine. Crack.

What it says on the tin. Oneshot, crack fic. Enjoy!

How would a prankster handle the situation? Prankster! Harry These are moments from the books that could have been handled in prankster-like way instead of the death defying way.

Harry Potter, after defeating Voldemort in his fifth year, finds himself betrayed by those he trusted most. Yep, totally betrayed, and there is no other explanation for it whatsoever. PARODY ONE-SHOT

When Rubeus Hagrid is placed in the cell next to notorious murderer Sirius Black, truths are revealed and events are changed. / Chamber of Secrets and Prisoner of Azkaban AU

Welcome to Konoha, where existence is confusing, everyone is happy, and we all serve our benevolent God-King.

A place for odd story bits that drip out of my brain.

Every Gringotts visit ever. A parody one-shot.

AU. What if the Triwizard Tournament took place in Harry's first year, not his fourth?

Trust the Yondaime to turn death into a minor inconvenience.

Hermione is not surprised that Harry is spending their sixth year befriending Slytherins, releasing dangerous beasts in the dungeons, inciting House Elf rebellions, and generally causing trouble. This is Harry, after all. Sequel to Dear Order.

In which the rookies are a bit more observant and Naruto is not quite as isolated.

During the final task of the Triwizard Tournament, Harry babbles to himself as he tries to navigate boggarts, a Sphinx, and a noseless freak, not realizing everyone in the audience can hear every word he says. One-Shot Crack Fic

A speedrun of Pokemon Red, as seen through the eyes of bewildered bystanders.

Barry could hear them knocking on the walls, searching every inch of the house. It was clear to him then. He wasn't the first metahuman who had tried to hide. They were going to find him.

Naruto Uzumaki, the Seventh Hokage, finds himself flung back in time. This is totally Sasuke's fault, and no one is convincing him otherwise. Realizing he might as well, Naruto does what he does best and turns the Shinobi world upside down, taking a new name and rebuilding Uzushiogakure in the process. One shot, complete

AU. "The village is being attacked," Sarutobi said against his better judgment, he was taking too long as it was, too long away from the front lines. "You are one of the goals of this attack, Naruto, so I'm going to send you somewhere I believe you will be safe." Rating may change. Please R&R. Complete.

Minato Namikaze, the wet-behind-the-ears Fourth Hokage, is still trying to acclimate to his demanding new job. With the prospect of starting a family on the horizon, how will he react to a strange blond boy and his orange-loving father appearing in the middle of his office one afternoon? Post-4th-War-Hokage!Naruto and Boruto timetravel fic.

Wherein the Sandaime realises that hiding Naruto's parentage was a huge mistake, and Naruto develops a crush on his idol, the Yondaime Hokage.

A timeless epic. Like a fine wine, it gets better as it ages. Naruto x Harem.

There was no such thing as a Clan Restoration Act, to Sasuke's disappointment. But that didn't mean it wasn't technically possible to have multiple women give birth to his children. It was just... a bit more complicated. [SasuHarem, NaruHarem, crack]

Life has given Harry a lot of lemons: dead parents, a cupboard under the stairs, horrible clothes, Harry Hunting. The result should have been a downtrodden, sad little boy. It isn't.

Instead of being rescued by a handsome prodigy in the Chuunin Exams, Karin is saved by an obnoxious blond kid who, beyond all reason and logic, has decorated the back of his fugly orange jacket with her clan symbol. AU.

Through a simple fluke, Sarutobi is forced to reveal Naruto's parentage to the major Clan Heads of the Leaf Village. And instead of entrusting the boy to just one Clan, Sarutobi forces them to 'share' the boy in a joint adoption system. Oooh this won't end well... Crackfic.

Before the start of fifth year Dumbledore changes the plans. Unfortunately he didn't bother to inform Harry. At his trial, Harry realises that it is down to him to save his own skin. To do so his Slytherin side must come out to play, and once it's out it sticks around turning life at Hogwarts on its head. Warnings: EvilDumbles, SheepOrder/Staff, GoodGuysDontGetEverythingTheirWay

Himawari isn't pleased that her daddy didn't show up in person on her birthday. Logically, she demands something from him to make it up to her. Himawari has to be Hokage for an entire day. It all seemed so innocent…

What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!

[Oneshot] Parody! Humor! Harry is called to Dumbledore's office to find out that Draco Malfoy is a Veela and Harry is supposedly his mate? This Harry isn't going to go along with it though. He has a plan and goes to get help from a knowledgeable friend. No Slash.

Harry contemplates the mechanics behind human-giant relationships. Trauma ensues. Crack.

When Tsunade is told by the Council that Naruto will never be Hokage, things start to spiral horribly out of control. ONESHOT

Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]

For a thousand years the Sorting Hat has put students where they fit best. Only a handful of times throughout history has it ever been said the Hat picked wrongly. In the year of 1991, that's the only thing people were saying. On the one-thousandth-and-one year of Hogwarts, the Sorting Hat decided to change things around. Pity it didn't tell anyone beforehand.

Naruto's parents are the worst people in the world. In which his name came from a different book. Complete and utter parody. (A collaboration one-shot with EndoplasmicPanda)

In which Team Seven make it back in time and generate a list of people they want to kill to fix the timeline. Those who overhear their conversation are simply disturbed by the content of their conversation. (Set during the Chuunin Exams.)

Minato screws up when he signs a contract dictating that Naruto would be the protagonist of a videogame being developed by TOBI inc. This has unknown consequences at the time, but 13 years later it manifests in a way that leaves Naruto trapped in a world full of videogame UI, Syntax, and shit ton of confusion. Will Naruto be able to survive, or will it be GAME OVER?

Between marriage contracts, soul bonds, angry fathers, wandering eyes, backstabbing women, and defiant house elves, Harry has a feeling that 'True Love' isn't in the cards for him in this story. Which is just fine by him, as it turns out. A depressing walkthrough of the current state of HP Fanfiction.

Naruto has always had video games to fall back on growing up while the rest of the village pretty much treated him like garbage. What happens when Naruto wakes up to find his life has become one of the video games he loves so much. Naruto/The Gamer crossover. All Chapters Revised.

Anko and Naruto are up to something. And the rest of the Konoha 12 are out to find out what it is. No matter the cost!

Through a fantastic set of circumstances, Naruto stumbles upon the Shadow Clone Jutsu a year early and uses it to graduate when he's eleven. A fresh Genin, he's placed on a team with Neji Hyuuga and TenTen Jinta, Might Guy being their sensei. This event ripples across the pages of history books in the Leaf, and Team 9 is intent to show how to turn the tide of destiny.

Naruto might have to marry someone, but that doesn't mean he's going down without a fight.

During the summer before sixth year, Harry finds an injured bat in the garden and decides to try to heal it...and an unwilling Snape learns just what kind of a person Harry Potter really is. No slash.

Harry had never been able to comprehend a sibling relationship before, but he always thought he'd be great at it. Until, as Master of Death, he's reborn one Turais Rigel Black, older brother to Sirius and Regulus. (Rebirth/time travel and Master of Death Harry)

They'd always known that Naruto was completely and utterly unpredictable when fighting. They'd known he was prone to using unusual tactics on opponents. No one, however, had ever expected this.

In which certain people were denied critical, need to know information. [crack]

Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)

After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.

What are the odds that giving someone a gift would end up cascading into THIS kind of reaction? Probably pretty low... But this way is funnier.

What happens when Ino messes up Hinata's orange juice? What happens if this leaves the shy little Hyuga completely hyper and daring? Well, she is going to spread the love! Sasuke, Gaara, Shino, Neji... No sad person is safe from Hinata! Rated T for swearing, randomness and weirdness!

Naruto is, in some way or another, related to or has a connection to a huge group of powerful A-rank or S-rank ninja, who proceeded to ignore him for most of his life. What if they weren't really as absent as it seems? Obito-nii, Kakashi-nii, Nagato-ji... Naruto clearly has a large extended family to deal with.

Naruto was disqualified for using Sage Mode against Konohamaru during the Chunin Exams. Unfortunately for everyone there, he isn't going to take it lying down. So what does he do? He throws a fit, stating exactly why he shouldn't have to take the Exam in the first place. Based on Chunin Exam OVA from Blood Prison.

After defeating his evil older brother, Sasuke decides to return to Konoha and rebuild his clan...Why is everyone being so difficult about this? In which Sasuke completely missed the plot.

Another "save Harry from the Dursleys" story, set near the end of the first book. Hagrid's large heart has a soft spot for all misunderstood creatures, including human ones.

When the Yondaime can't be ressurected using Edo Tensei, Ororchimaru tries to hurt Sarutobi by using someone equally painful for the Hokage. He really should have thought this through. The Konoha 11 learn a bit about Naruto's history.

Crack-Fic with a serious undertone first and foremost. Naruto Uzumaki has a pairing per story in all of fanfiction-net. What if the daughters of those pairings decided to convince the Canon Naruto to marry their Canon mother's counterparts? Not to be taken seriously. 'Gender-bending' implied with the characters. Light-hearted.

Set a year after the war. Naruto, frustrated at being told he's going to have to miss out on another Chunin exam due to no available teams, seeks to solve the problem himself. The story of an S-Class Ninja forming an equally ridiculous team to compete against Genin. [Some NaruHina] (Complete)

Sequel to Rebellion. Total Crack, AU, and Gen set during book 6. Harry continues to 'pretend' to be insane in order to strike before Voldemort does.

After Sasuke tells him that his goal is to kill his brother Naruto believes that Sasuke needs therapy. Luckily he's a certified psychiatrist!

A re-upload of the original worst fanfic ever created, My Immortal by Tara Gilesbie. FULL STORY.

A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'

Due to an unfortunate choice of words, Madara gets a little stalker before the Massacre.

Team 7 and the rest of the world for that matter have to go on without Naruto when he falls in battle on the bridge in Wave.

After defeating Madara and saving the world, Naruto fulfills all of his life's goals. Well, all but one actually, and he's working on that one...

Oneshot. AU. Orochimaru takes a genin team. That poor, poor man. 17 moments of spring.

"I will murder that kid!" Asuma yelled angrily. "He took Asuma's lighter didn't he?" Kakashi asked Kurenai. "And a pair of my underwear." Kurenai added. Kakashi blinked. "I'm not going to ask how he managed to do that." Kakashi stated.

Itachi used to live a simple life. Until Sasuke was born, Naruto became the devil spawn, and Deidara entered Konohagakure. There were some things in the world Itachi just couldn't put up with.

After the failed invasion, Suna decides on making a marriage alliance with Konoha to strengthen ties with them. They chose Temari but for her new husband they chose the most unusual choice in Naruto. How will this new alliance affect both their lives? *Lemons edited out*

Harry stood among the rows of cages of birds, rats, and snakes. Lost…confused…and most of all, guilty. Takes Place Sometime after Deadly Hallows

Miscommunication can lead to very unusual circumstances. With permission from moodiful819, this is a parody of his/her parody. I'd suggest reading that story as well, it's very good.

Vince Crabbe has an ambition. He just needs to convince someone to remove the biggest obstacle to making it happen... One-Shot.

After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.

Chuunin exams. Naruto raised his hand. And then he slammed it down. One-shot.

Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!

Itachi’s first day with the Akatsuki doesn’t start off the best: Kisame keeps calling him a kid, Orochimaru keeps hitting on him, Sasori turned himself into a puppet, and Zetsu might eat them all. He knew he should’ve stayed in Konoha…

Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.

AU/AR, mid-Chuunin Exams on. Orochimaru fails to seal the Kyuubi's chakra in the Forest of Death. Naruto interferes with Sasuke's curse mark. And what's wrong with the Hokage? Read and review, please!

AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.

After Naruto brings Sasuke back at the Valley of the End, the ever-nefarious Council decides to banish Naruto and make Sasuke the Rokudaime. Their plan works perfectly...until Naruto doesn't care, Sasuke runs away again, and Tsunade shows up.

AU, post-Valley of the End. What if Kakashi made it to the valley in time? What if the events of the Kyuubi's defeat played out differently? How would things turn out then? Yondaime lives! Please read and review!

Once upon a time, Teuchi was not so different from any other shop keeper in Konoha, but then Naruto came along and did what he does best: changes people.

A peek into the life of a Muslim girl at Hogwarts.

Sakura has had ENOUGH of her teammates' constant bickering so she takes it upon herself to resolve the tension between them. Her method of choice? A yo momma joke face off!

Or, Bonding over Explosives is Fun! Naruten. Please R&R.

Defenestration: The fine art of throwing somebody out a window. Kushina/Minato, pre-Kyuubi.

I compared your medical results, and it seems you three are very, closely related. In fact, it would seem that Naruto travels into the past, where he sleeps with your mother on different occasions, and she gives birth to you two, Itachi, Sasuke."

13 years old, a vault full of gold, and two unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley – What’s a boy to do? Summer before PoA AU, some adult themes.

Mary Sue Parody. AU. Kiki, our lovely Mary Sue, takes a tumble in the Naruto world where everyone adores her. Everyone, that is, except Naruto, Itachi and Akamaru. See? Even the summary's cliched. Complete at last. About freaking time, too.

Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120

Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.

[Complete] Every several thousand years, the NineTailed Fox lets off an aura irresistible to women, and mates. But now that it's trapped inside Naruto, things are a little more complicated..... [Harem]

A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.

COMPLETE Neville's Gran breaks her hip just after his fifth year at Hogwarts, and he must spend the summer with Harry and Remus. They discover a hidden message in the candy wrappers his mother has been giving him, and begin to uncover the mystery.

A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.