Author has written 27 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, Higurashi/Umineko series, and Death Note.
SPECIAL NEWS BULLETIN AS OF 6/18/19:
Tozette, one of the greatest fanfiction authors I’ve ever had the indescribable honor to read a story written by, WROTE ME A NARUTO/MARVEL CROSSOVER FIC. IT’S BEAUTIFUL AND PERFECT AND I’M SCREAMING SO HARD, YOU HAVE NO IDEA. GO READ IT. LIKE RIGHT NOW.
(In case the link isn’t showing up on your screen, it’s posted on AO3 under the title Play Nice.)
NEWS AS OF 1/1/2020:
Chapter 18 of Simplicity has been posted!
I'm still working on the rewrite of Harry Potter and the Red Dawn Guardians, and I've officially decided that I'll upload it as a separate story once I've finished, and I'll retitle the old one to Harry Potter and The Red Dawn Guardians: Original Version so that the brave and curious few in the future can see its origins. I have many, many other stories in the works, including several for Attack on Titan, Fullmetal Alchemist, Sherlock, Fairy Tail, and Yuuri! on ICE, as well as a few crossovers. Hopefully I'll get to upload them soon. :) I'll also go back and rewrite most (if not all) of my older stories from high school because they are, frankly, embarrassing to look at now.
NICKNAMES: Steff, Steph, Steffie, Tiffy, Rogue, Ernie, Poison Ivy, KoolKittyKat, You With The Face, Cousin Itt, Stripe, Tushi-face, Katora, Koura, Kat, That Tall One With The Really Long Blond Hair (which is interesting because my hair is brown) ... Will add more once I've been named yet again. Call me whatever you like!
AGE: 25 (as of 7/27/19)
DEVART ACCOUNT: RoseHathaway
FACEBOOK: PeinSaku (Tell me you're from if you want to add me.)
I have a frankly twisted sense of humor and a personality that usually makes people run screaming in the other direction once they catch a glimpse of it. I enjoy both Disney movies and slasher films because I clearly have issues, and I am entirely a product of the eighties despite being born in the mid-nineties. Because shut up. I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga, comic books, actual books, fanfiction, video games, and drawing. My favorite genres are horror, sci-fi/fantasy, mystery, and comedy, but I typically inject more humor than anything else into my writing because sass and terrible jokes are my faithful old fallback.
10 THINGS YOU PROBABLY CAN'T TELL ABOUT ME FROM MY NARUTO FANFICTION:
1) I don't hate Sasuke. No, really -- I don't. I very deeply disliked him for a while, but he's redeemed himself over the years, and I kinda like him again. It's just... Well, he's really easy to write as a bad guy and an arrogant douchepickle. In fact, I find it pretty funny when I do. But I don't hate him at all.
2) I like Anko. A lot. She's one of my favorites, and I just love making her a sadistic bitch that crushes everyone beneath her heel.
3) I like Rin, too. I like to picture her (and Tenten) as the kind of girl that smiles very sweetly before she completely destroys someone and subjects them to her nonexistent mercy. I imagine they, Sakura, Anko, Tsunade, and Kushina would all get along very well.
4) Uchiha Shisui is currently tied with Pein for my second favorite Naruto character of all time. (It should be pretty obvious that Sakura is number one on my list.) I just love them both even though they're such polar opposites.
5) Out of all the stories I've read, my favorite portrayals of Itachi are the ones (in the regular ninja-verse) where he is the very definition of Socially Retarded -- with both the capital "S" and the capital "R." For an excellent example of this, I suggest reading "Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting" by odmonkey.
6) I love the Akatsuki to death, especially when they're all acting like moronic children while Pein sits on the sidelines with a raging headache. Refer to the previous one on this list for an example.
7) I also love Madara. And Tobi. And Obito. And Madara-pretending-to-be-Tobi. And Obito-pretending-to-be-Madara-pretending-to-be-Tobi. Since most of the stories on this site were written long before Tobi's identity was revealed, it's always fun to try and guess which direction the authors will go with him.
8) I love Kimimaro, too, even though he got maybe three episodes of screen time. If you've been paying attention, you'll notice that most of my favorite characters are sadistic, idiotic, insane, or a combination of all three. Wonder what that says about me.
9) I think Kiba and Ino belong together, as do Kakashi and Anko. It just works. Fight me.
10) Both Sakura and Sarada got screwed over ten ways from Sunday, and they're FAR more capable than their characterization suggests. Kishimoto-sensei really dropped the ball here.
FAVORITE ANIME/MANGA: Naruto, One Punch Man, Fairy Tail, No. 6, Yuri!!! on ICE, Hakuouki, Aoharu X Machinegun, Karnveal, Soul Eater, Bleach, Blue Exorcist, Itsuwaribito, Aron's Absurd Armada, Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion, Full Metal Alchemist, Bleach, Deadman Wonderland, Devils and Realist, 1/2 Prince, Black Bird, Kimi ni Todoke, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Reimei no Arcana, Alice in the Country of Hearts/Clover/Joker, Crimson Empire, Dictatorial Grimoire, Black Butler, Barajou no Kiss, Hana to Akuma, Strobe Edge, Dengeki Daisy, Akagami no Shirayukihime, Ouran High School Host Club, Millenium Snow, Hapi Mari, Kamisama Hajimemashita, Oresama Teacher, Black Blood Brothers, Vampire Knight, Tsubasa Chronicles, S.L.H. - Stray Love Hearts!, Death Note, InuYasha, Rurouni Kenshin, Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni, Umineko no Naku Koro Ni, Elfen Lied, Black Cat, Avatar: The Last Airbender, The Legend of Korra, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Poke'mon, SonicX, and Code Lyoko. (Are those last two even anime? I don't think so.)
FAVORITE OTHER MEDIA: Sherlock, Harry Potter, Resident Evil, A Game of Thrones, His Dark Materials, The Matrix, The Lord of The Rings, The Hobbit, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland/Through the Looking Glass, Halloween, Scooby-Doo!, Courage the Cowardly Dog, The Terminator, Doom, Halo, Sypro the Dragon, The Legend of Zelda, Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who, The Big Bang Theory, The Mentalist, True Blood, Dexter, James Bond, Ace Ventura, anything Marvel or DC, V for Vendetta, Watchmen, The Walking Dead, Lucifer, The Exorcist, 9-1-1, Dark Shadows, The X-Files, Alien, Predator, Die Hard, Disney, Sense8, and basically any type of rock/metal/alternative music. And Japanese music.
FAVORITE QUOTE OF ALL TIME:
“THAT is what you stepped it, THAT'S what was on your shoe, and THAT explains the abrasion on your palm! Let me run that back for you: mlap ruoy no noisarba eht snialpxe taht dna, eohs ruoy no saw tahw s’taht, ti deppets uoy tahw si taht! THAT is what you stepped it, THAT’S what was on your shoe, and THAT explains the abrasion on your palm! DAMN, I’M GOOD!! Can you feel that?! Huh?! Can you feel that Captain Compost?!” – Ace Ventura from Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
FAVORITE REAL-LIFE QUOTES:
"Look how much done I have this thing." -me (Trying to say, "Hey, look how much of this thing I've done today!")
"Then he started throwing up, and it was awesome!" -my amazing friend Courtney
"When I think about Ryan Gosling, I feel like he would smell like maple syrup." -a girl in my Creative Writing class
"Did you see the way they all looked at me? I feel like a storm trooper in a room full of rebels! No... I'm the rebel...in a room full of storm troopers!" -my equally amazing friend Shiannee
FAVORITE MOVIE QUOTES:
"I know you gentlemen have been through a lot...but when you find the time...I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH!" -Garry from The Thing
"Life is a big trap full of little traps. If you listen hard, sometimes you can hear them snap shut." -Unknown
"Ugh, we seriously need to break her of this habit now before she winds up on a street corner selling her body for pacifiers, and, honestly, I don't think she's got the ass for it." -Jen from Life in Pieces
"I promised not to tell, but my fingers were crossed, so I'm wide open." -Dr. House from "House M.D."
Guy Behind the Counter: "I need to see your faculty identification card."
"I gotta jar of dirt! I gotta jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it!" -Jack Sparrow from Pirates 2
"Oh. Not good." -Jack Sparrow from Pirates
"How soon can we set off?"
"You are not my captain!"-to Elizabeth-
"You haven't raised an alarm."
"James Norrigton, do you fear death?" -gets stabbed- "I take that as a 'no'." -Davy Jones from Pirates 3
"Do you fear death?"
"I once sailed with a geezer. Lost both of his arms and part of his eye."
"Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon." -Hermione from Harry Potter/Order of the Phenox
-POW!- "I needed that." -POW!- "I needed that, too." -POW!- "You're pushing your luck, Scoob!" -Shaggy from Scooby Doo 2
"I saw him through the window and he was wearing butt-inspection gloves." -Alex from Home Alone 3
"Dog?! Where?!" -Scooby-Doo from Scooby-Doo/Zombie Island
"I'm really starting to hate you, Kenji. You've been trying to kill us since the start of this damn movie." -Carter from Rush Hour 3 (blooper)
"I'm Juan Toa's brother! I'm Blackinese!" -Carter from Rush Hour
"I don't know what the hell you're feeding him, but he is too damn big!" -Carter from Rush Hour 3
"This is Madness!"
"I'm looking for a man named Ace Ventura." "We do not go by names here." "Erm, he's American." "We do not descriminate by such titles." "He likes to talk through his rear." "...oh. Him." -Greenwall and a monk from Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
"I hate mummies! They never play fair!" -Johnathon from The Mummy Tomb/dragon Emporer
"A brief shinning moment, and then that mouth." -Victor from Miss Congeniality
"Eyebrows; there should be two." -Victor from Miss Congeniality
"If you screw with me, I'll screw you right back!" -Mia from Vampire Academy
"I'm no ordinary pervert! I'm a MEGA PERV!" -Jiraiya from Naruto episode 54
"And if anyone--ANYONE--tried to hurt one of my new friends, I would take them out. I would make them suffer so much, they'd wish they were never born. And if they tried to run, I would hunt them down." -Gracie Heart from Miss Congeniality
"I'm sorry. What was the question? I was too distarcted by the half-masticated cow rolling around in your big trap." -Victor from Miss Congeniality
"With all this foil in my hair, I'm getting HBO." -Gracie Heart from Miss Congeniality
"What? No armored car?"
"I'm sorry, whoever you are, but this line is reserved for emergency calls only."
"Damn Hamster! Stay still, Spiderboy!" -John Maclain from Live Free or Die Hard
"Wow...I know that tone, it's just weird hearing it from someone with...hair." -Mattew from Live Free or Die Hard
"Asshole?! I'm not the one that just got butt-fucked on national television, Dwayne!" -John Maclain from Die Hard
"I know where you live. If you're not well on your way to becoming a vet in the next six months, I'll kill you." -Tyler from Fight Club
"Yeah yeah, I got it! No wait, I lost it." -Tyler from Fight Club
"Pardon my French, but Camron is so tight that if you stuck a piece of coal up his ass, in a few weeks you would have a diamond." -Ferris Bueller from Ferris Bueller's Day Off
"Rescue her? How many of you are here? Seven? Maybe eight?"
"A cute girl stopped me on the way, so I danced." -Kakashi Hatake from Naruto
"Under my mask is...another mask! Pretty cool, huh?" -Kakashi Hatake from Naruto
“Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking.” -anonymous
“If you laugh, I will laugh. If you cry, I will cry and if you jump out of the window, I will laugh.” -anonymous
“I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.” -anonymous
"Thanks. Now that you've endorsed me and my family, I can finally get on with my life. It's the only thing that's been holding me back." -Christian Ozera from Shadow Kiss
"Jerks. Oh, hey. Doughnuts." -Rose Hathaway from Shadow Kiss
"I've hardly seen you at all since we got back. If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were avoiding me."
"I could tell you stories about your father that would curl even your greasy hair, boy!" -Mad-Eye Moody from Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
"Follow the spiders? Follow the spiders?! If Hadgrid ever gets out of Azkaban, I'll kill him!" -Ron Weasley from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
"What's he doing?!"
"In case you haven't been keeping up on current events, we just got our asses kicked, pal!!" -Hudson from Aliens
"What do you mean they turned off the power?! How could they turn off the power?! They're animals!" -Hudson from Aliens
"Is he dead?"
"I'm giving you a choice. Now put on the glasses or start eating that trash can." -Nada from They Live
"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum...And I'm all out of bubblegum." -Nada from They Live
"Darlene, what do you mean you don't take bubble baths?"
Me: "I love the smell of coffee, especially those ones with vanilla and white chocolate and caramel."
Grandma: "All my damn doctor wants to do is a colonoscopy. I'm constipated -- I can't do a colonoscopy. I've gotta shit."
Me: "What do you use in your hair?"
Me: -holds out a turkey sandwhich with bagel slices instead of buns- "Hey, Austin, smell this."
Kirby: "Um, Miss Freeman, what if we were to - hypothetically, of course - uh, not do the work?"
Miss Freeman: "Alright, guys; good news: you've got an in-class essay today."
"How could you do this to us, Emmy?!" "It's all your fault!" "You're so mean!" "I can't believe you, Emmy!" "I'm gonna go kill myself now, and it's all because of YOU!" "WHAAAA!! -crying-" "Emmy, why are you so cruel?!" "WHY, GOD, WHYYYYY?!" "Hey, Emmy!!" "Guess what, Emmy!" "I like that movie, too!" "I know, right?!" "The one with that one guy that does that one thing at that one place!!" "Seriously!!" "Emmy's amazing horse tastes just like raisons!" "Give it a lick --MM! Tastes just like raisons!" "Seventy-four!" "I know, right?!" "God, Emmy! You're so mean!" -Me and my friend Billy screwing around in Algebra II class and scaring our friend Emily :3
Me: "You know what the difference is between English and American?"
Me: "What are you gonna use for your quote in senior year?"
Me: "What did you write in my yearbook?"
Me: "Wanna sign my yearbook?"
Me: "Hey, Matthew, sign my yearbook!"
Racheal: "Hey, Steph, I wanna sign your yearbook!"
Matt: "Hey, Steph. We're learning about polyhydrants in geometry, but I don't get any of it. Can you, uh, help please?"
Billy: "Hey, Coach G; I was on the computer last night and--"
Grandpa: "Girls, go out and start picking rocks out of the yard. You can put 'em in these buckets" -gives them buckets- "Then you can dump them by the creek."
Mom: "Steph, go get the keys from your dad. It's too hot out here."
Me: "Emmy, your face is red."
Me: "What are they doing?"
Billy: "Where are you planning on going to college?"
(After having a long conversation about some poorly-written story in which a character is masturbating like a mad-man and there is much creepy child-porno)
(At a restaurant called Dick's Last Resort - the most AMAZING place on the face of the earth.)
(Standing in line to pay our bill at a Mexican restaurant, except there's nobody at the counter to pay.)
(When my friend Amy and I go to visit our old high school teachers while they're in the middle of class.)
(While Amy and I were still visiting our old high school teachers)
Mom: -suddenly walks in- "Kathy (our neighbor) just drives my ass crazy."
(While the family is getting together to celebrate my cousin Brandon's high school graduation at his grandmother's house.)
Mom: "We called Bobby over to paint our bathroom a couple weeks ago, and he did an amazing job."
Baby Cousin Skylar: "Kenny, can you light this?" -holds out half of a sparkler-
NARUTO SPOILERS (sort of)*
(While watching an episode of X-Files in which a girl is being followed by a dead guy that was a father figure to her)
See which Akatsuki member you are the most like.
[Pein Score: 4]
[Konan Score: 3]
[Itachi Uchiha Score: 3]
[Kisame Hoshigaki Score: 7]
[Sasori Score: 4]
[Deidara Score: 5]
[Kakuzu Score: 2]
[Hidan Score: 4]
[Zetsu Score: 6]
[Tobi Score: 1]
[Orochimaru Score: 5]
See which Team Seven member you are the most like.
[Naruto Score: 1]
[Sasuke Score: 4]
[Sakura Score: 5]
[Kakashi Score: 2]
[Sai Score: 5]
[Yamato Score: 4]
Sakura Bell Test Outfit - by me
Sakura, Sasori, and "Seigi" - by me
Sakura Time-Skip Outfit - by me
Shizuku Oite Hana Pics:
Sakura and Yahiko - by me
Sakura - by me
Sakura, Yahiko, and Satori - by me
Any and all fanart would be greatly appreciated and will earn the artist a one/two-shot. :D
And the awesome eragon456 will be using Higurashi ga Naku Akazu no Mori e from my poetry!fic Madness and Magic in one of her future fics!
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