Author has written 8 stories for Hannah Montana.
Hi, I'm Melissa Jonas. Jonas is not my real last name it's a inside joke between a couple of friends of mine. I like to me called Missy. So you better call me Missy. Got it? Good. I'm straight, but I think same sex relationships are beautiful, and I will not judge you. Give me cake, and sing to me on Jan. 7! I have straight black hair, and I'm 5 feet. I'm a very evil person; jk. I'm not super nice, but I'm not bitch. I hug trees but I'm not a hippe. When I was a baby my parents dropped me into a box of glitter, and ever since then I've been shining. Also, I'm so glam I sweat glitter. (Emmarae, bestfriend dared me to put that in. I am in love with my best friend Joe Jonas. Joe is my future husband and children's father. LoL. I'm stupid.
Music: Jonas Brothers! (duh.), Miley Cyrus, The Veronicas (they control my iPod), Taylor Swift (only country singer that i like), Prima J ("rockstar" is my and Emmarae's theme song!), No Doubt (I miss them), and a bunch of pop artist.
Movies: Juno! Empire Records, Mean Girls, Camp Rock, The Notebook, Thirteen, Carrie, Superstar, Wedding Crashers, too much to list.
Best Friends: Joseph Adam(alter ego: Dj Danger) Emmarae (alter ego: James Bond) Jamie (alter ego: Jamerzs Mcgaw, top secret blonde Europe star) Nicholas Jerry (alter ego: Agent J/Mr. President) Katie (alter ego: Katty, despreate Joe Jonas lover with a perverted mind for him, wait that is the real her..so. Real alter ego: Skankface, the country's slut, who thinks of Joe Jonas every second) Frankie (alter ego: Frank the Tank/Sweet Cheeks, retirted guy from army who has soft cheeks) Mandy (alter ego: Manderzs, the part time waitress, part time club dancer, and single teenage mommy)
Joseph Adam: Words could not desribe how much I love him. We're just friends =but I'm still waiting for those years to pass. "Please Be Mine" and "Inseprable", are our songs, no one could ever jock it. We chose it together, and we sing it to each other every night before we go to bed. It's hard to keep up with each other, but we do. I would never trade our friendship for anything, well maybe for a romantic relationship. He keeps me smiling, we go to each other for everything. Never fought before, just love to get on each other nerves. He's my little bro, and I'm his mommy (inside joke) plus he's my new husby, and I'm his wifey, we're partners in crime, best friends, each other's brain, he's my dad and I'm his daughter, and pet dinos. Yes we're a lot to each other. We keep each other sane, he's the crazy one who loves to sing and dance, and I'm the wild freaky one who loves to sing and go on the internet. Together we're here, ready to rule this world, protect each others back, and eat chocolate chip waffles.
Couples I Ship!
Moe(Miley/Joe) - Hannah Montana: They're so cute together, they're alike which makes them perfect. Then everyone thinks that Miley should be with Nick, but with Miley and Joe it's just amazing.
Mikiley(Miley/Mikayla) - Hannah Montana: This couple got me started on fanfiction. If it wasn't for them, I wouldn't be writing stories or reading. I owe a big thanks to them.
Jiley (Jake/Miley) - Hannah Montana: Okay, I'll read, but I'm still a bigger fan of Moe.
Niley (Nick/Miley) - Hannah Montana: Okay, but same as Jiley, and it has to be a really good story.
Joick (Joe/Nick) - Camp Rock: I know that they're brothers, and that's it's against the law, but they're cute together. Bare my soul.
Delena/Semi (Demi/Selena) - Wizards of Waverly Place: They're cute together, what could I say?
Loliver (Lilly/Oliver) - Hannah Montana: Cute, I can't stand Moliver.
Nemi (Nick/Demi) - Camp Rock: Cute together, better then Jemi.
Nelena (Nick/Selena) - Camp Rock/Wizards of Waverly Place): Feeling it
Moliver (Miley/Oliver) - Hannah Montana: Gross! Oliver belongs to Lilly, and Miley belongs to Joe.
Loe (Lilly/Joe) - Hannah Montana: Gross: Lilly belongs with Oliver, and Joe belongs to Miley.
It's 7:05, here in Australia, so please Hold On while i explain what happens When You Look Me In The Eyes. In Year 3000, you would be What I Go To School For and i'd always say Joe J is Off The Chain because That's Just The Way We Roll. Now i'd Appreciate it if you Don't Tell Anyone, but i've got this Crazy Kind Of Crush On You, You Just Don't Know It, I wish i could trade places with Mandy for just 6 minutes because i know we would be Inseperable, and then I could just Move On like the Games they play in Hollywood. But deep down I'm Still In Love With You. I don't wanna be Just Friends. I know i may be the Underdog in this situation, but I Am What I Am! I've been sending out S.O.S's hoping you'd help out some Poor Unfortunate Souls because I Wanna Be Like You. Now I know were talking about the Kids Of The Future and it's seems like it just may be Eternity before, "Oh Jonas Brothers, Please Be Mine", but we can always take it One Day At A Time. Now it's Time For Me To Fly so Goodnight and Goodbye. Put this on your page if you LOVE the Jonas Brothers.
My Joe Jonas myspace fansite. Lot's of friends, I add everyone. I make new graphics, premades, I talk to people. So add me.
Youtube. This is my newest one. The other one I still have, but I won't be uploading anything to it. So, yea..