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Author has written 8 stories for Hannah Montana.

Hi, I'm Melissa Jonas. Jonas is not my real last name it's a inside joke between a couple of friends of mine. I like to me called Missy. So you better call me Missy. Got it? Good. I'm straight, but I think same sex relationships are beautiful, and I will not judge you. Give me cake, and sing to me on Jan. 7! I have straight black hair, and I'm 5 feet. I'm a very evil person; jk. I'm not super nice, but I'm not bitch. I hug trees but I'm not a hippe. When I was a baby my parents dropped me into a box of glitter, and ever since then I've been shining. Also, I'm so glam I sweat glitter. (Emmarae, bestfriend dared me to put that in. I am in love with my best friend Joe Jonas. Joe is my future husband and children's father. LoL. I'm stupid.

Music: Jonas Brothers! (duh.), Miley Cyrus, The Veronicas (they control my iPod), Taylor Swift (only country singer that i like), Prima J ("rockstar" is my and Emmarae's theme song!), No Doubt (I miss them), and a bunch of pop artist.

Movies: Juno! Empire Records, Mean Girls, Camp Rock, The Notebook, Thirteen, Carrie, Superstar, Wedding Crashers, too much to list.

Best Friends: Joseph Adam(alter ego: Dj Danger) Emmarae (alter ego: James Bond) Jamie (alter ego: Jamerzs Mcgaw, top secret blonde Europe star) Nicholas Jerry (alter ego: Agent J/Mr. President) Katie (alter ego: Katty, despreate Joe Jonas lover with a perverted mind for him, wait that is the real Real alter ego: Skankface, the country's slut, who thinks of Joe Jonas every second) Frankie (alter ego: Frank the Tank/Sweet Cheeks, retirted guy from army who has soft cheeks) Mandy (alter ego: Manderzs, the part time waitress, part time club dancer, and single teenage mommy)

Joseph Adam: Words could not desribe how much I love him. We're just friends =but I'm still waiting for those years to pass. "Please Be Mine" and "Inseprable", are our songs, no one could ever jock it. We chose it together, and we sing it to each other every night before we go to bed. It's hard to keep up with each other, but we do. I would never trade our friendship for anything, well maybe for a romantic relationship. He keeps me smiling, we go to each other for everything. Never fought before, just love to get on each other nerves. He's my little bro, and I'm his mommy (inside joke) plus he's my new husby, and I'm his wifey, we're partners in crime, best friends, each other's brain, he's my dad and I'm his daughter, and pet dinos. Yes we're a lot to each other. We keep each other sane, he's the crazy one who loves to sing and dance, and I'm the wild freaky one who loves to sing and go on the internet. Together we're here, ready to rule this world, protect each others back, and eat chocolate chip waffles.

Couples I Ship!

Moe(Miley/Joe) - Hannah Montana: They're so cute together, they're alike which makes them perfect. Then everyone thinks that Miley should be with Nick, but with Miley and Joe it's just amazing.

Mikiley(Miley/Mikayla) - Hannah Montana: This couple got me started on fanfiction. If it wasn't for them, I wouldn't be writing stories or reading. I owe a big thanks to them.

Jiley (Jake/Miley) - Hannah Montana: Okay, I'll read, but I'm still a bigger fan of Moe.

Niley (Nick/Miley) - Hannah Montana: Okay, but same as Jiley, and it has to be a really good story.

Joick (Joe/Nick) - Camp Rock: I know that they're brothers, and that's it's against the law, but they're cute together. Bare my soul.

Delena/Semi (Demi/Selena) - Wizards of Waverly Place: They're cute together, what could I say?
Maley (Mandy/Miley) - Hannah Montana: Same as Delena.

Loliver (Lilly/Oliver) - Hannah Montana: Cute, I can't stand Moliver.

Nemi (Nick/Demi) - Camp Rock: Cute together, better then Jemi.

Nelena (Nick/Selena) - Camp Rock/Wizards of Waverly Place): Feeling it

Don't Support

Moliver (Miley/Oliver) - Hannah Montana: Gross! Oliver belongs to Lilly, and Miley belongs to Joe.

Loe (Lilly/Joe) - Hannah Montana: Gross: Lilly belongs with Oliver, and Joe belongs to Miley.

Hello Beautiful

It's 7:05, here in Australia, so please Hold On while i explain what happens When You Look Me In The Eyes. In Year 3000, you would be What I Go To School For and i'd always say Joe J is Off The Chain because That's Just The Way We Roll. Now i'd Appreciate it if you Don't Tell Anyone, but i've got this Crazy Kind Of Crush On You, You Just Don't Know It, I wish i could trade places with Mandy for just 6 minutes because i know we would be Inseperable, and then I could just Move On like the Games they play in Hollywood. But deep down I'm Still In Love With You. I don't wanna be Just Friends. I know i may be the Underdog in this situation, but I Am What I Am! I've been sending out S.O.S's hoping you'd help out some Poor Unfortunate Souls because I Wanna Be Like You. Now I know were talking about the Kids Of The Future and it's seems like it just may be Eternity before, "Oh Jonas Brothers, Please Be Mine", but we can always take it One Day At A Time. Now it's Time For Me To Fly so Goodnight and Goodbye. Put this on your page if you LOVE the Jonas Brothers.

My Joe Jonas myspace fansite. Lot's of friends, I add everyone. I make new graphics, premades, I talk to people. So add me.

Youtube. This is my newest one. The other one I still have, but I won't be uploading anything to it. So, yea..

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A Cheer Tale by nickandcory reviews
When Joe Gray gets in trouble, he is forced to joing the cheerleading team.Only bad thing is, he hates cheerleaders. It doesn't help that Miley gives him heck! It's a MOE! Co-written with Volleyballfreakisintown. Nominated for best Comedy. Check profile.
Hannah Montana - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,852 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008
All That Glitters is Not Gold by Do Not Even Try reviews
There's nothing wrong with having dreams. But there is something to be said about those who let their dreams turn into obsessions and their obsessions turn into them. Sequel to Forgetting You.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 50 - Words: 302,074 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Jake R., Hannah M./Miley S. - Complete
Undoable Mistakes by nickandcory reviews
Miley thought she had it all, boyfriend, popularity. That all changes when she's taunted by a smiley face. She's faced to hide the fact that she was violated. What will happen when she has to move to New Jersey? Moe. Legal, Joe Doe. Nominated for award.
Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 74,443 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Complete
The Eyes of Truth by soupus reviews
Shane never thought he'd see Riley again. But after a series of public fights and bad behavior their rival record labels decide sending them to Camp Rock is the best idea. They are now forced to work together and live together. Graphic. Fan Zone Poll!
Camp Rock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,346 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008
Best of Friends: Destiny Stewart and Leslie Ryan by Wolfwhisperer reviews
Better known as Jake and Miley, these two neighbors grew up together in Tenessee. But as Leslie's acting carreer gets farther along, how will they stay friends? Implied Jiley, or Lestiny. Not exactly romance.
Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,527 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Complete
She's twelve by mileylileyhannahfan69 reviews
It's sick to want a twelve year old... especially when your sixteen... Liley was a oneshot but after all the reviews asking for more i decided to make it multi chaptered
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,699 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 7/28/2008
Obsession first, Love second by mileylileyhannahfan69 reviews
Mikayla, don't do this... Have a heart, Miley and I love eachother." Mikayla scoffed. "C'mon Lilly, remember the motto? Obsession first and Love second. " She says as she pulls out the gun... Mikiley Liley Mikayla/Lilly Mostly Liley and mikayla/Lilly
Hannah Montana - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,896 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 4/21/2008
Take A Bow by Who Cares About Solid Ground reviews
A songfic to the song Take A Bow by Rihanna. There will be a second part to it.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 6/26/2008
Leaving by Who Cares About Solid Ground reviews
Leaving was one thing they had in common. The two of them could never stay in the same place for too long.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,703 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
Comfort by AtSundown11 reviews
She looked up at him, realizing how much he looked like his little brother. And it killed her inside. JoexMiley,NickxMiley. T for now.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,917 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008
Moonstruck by Do Not Even Try reviews
There is one legitimate reason for all fathers to go insane. Their daughter's first date. MileyxJake. Continuation of the Kidnapped Socks collection. Dedicated to megomyeggo.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,721 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Hannah M./Miley S., Jake R. - Complete
Wrong by HannahLillyJBfan reviews
It may have been wrong, but he didn't care. MOE ONESHOT!
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Complete
Seven things I hate about Mikayla by mileylileyhannahfan69 reviews
Mikiley story based on the song seven things, it isn't a normal songfic its a oneshot and isn't anti Mikiley mileyXmikayla enjoy the mikiley love :D
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Complete
Oh, Hoodenee by SCOTLAN reviews
J.O.N.A.S.Joe blames everything on himself. Kevin is trying to be a good older brother.And Nick is being unkind in his confusion. So Nick gets Joe a hamster...who causes more problems then their own. Nick/Miley, Nick/Joe, Kevin/?
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,650 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/5/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008
E X T R A H E L P by lacksubstance reviews
Twenty-five year old Chemistry teacher, Gabriella Montez becomes the target of the girl every guy in East High knows inside and out, seventeen year old Sharpay Evans. Could be come M in future...Trailer up now! GabriellaxSharpay Gabpay
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 61,830 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Gabriella M., Sharpay E. - Complete
You have a visitor by mileylileyhannahfan69 reviews
Miss Truscott, you have a visitor..." I live for those words... I ache to hear them... Finally the Sequel of the confessions of Lilly Truscott. Liley ofcourse and femslash expect tears and lots of drama, T for now may go up
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,924 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/21/2008 - Published: 3/9/2008
My Tongue Hurts by the.great.idiot-21 reviews
Liley oneshot Miley hurt her tongue. Can Lilly help it feel better? Whoa! Things will get interesting. HaHa. Hey, I was I just have a new pen name
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Lilly T./Lola L., Hannah M./Miley S. - Complete
One Last Kiss by reviews
So, before you go could you just leave me one more kiss? Likayla. Dedicated to lileylover13.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Complete
Perfect enemy by mileylileyhannahfan69 reviews
Mikayla and Miley fight nonstop, and think each of them secretly think the other one is perfect. What happens when they switch places? read and find out. Mikiley femslash moved up to M because of certain situations but may be moved back to T im not sure
Hannah Montana - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,836 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 3/6/2008
Comfortable by mileylileyhannahfan69 reviews
Hi,This is my story and I'm Miley Stewart.I have no clue how I fell so in love with her, and I'm not sure if I'm comfortable with it or not, but people are uncomfortable every day. So I guess I'll deal with it. Mikiley. Femslash.
Hannah Montana - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,753 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Complete
my boyfriend's mikayla? by mileylileyhannahfan69 reviews
Miley is scared to come out so Lilly helps her sign up online for a blind date and she gets paired up with the most unlikely person ever. Femslash Mikiley
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,779 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
Behind Closed Doors by reviews
The time we spent apart will only make our love grow stronger. Likayla. Lilly/Mikayla.
Hannah Montana - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Complete
Grease by Do Not Even Try reviews
“You're just jealous that you can't look as drop dead sexy with John Travolta hair.” MileyxJake
Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Jake R., Hannah M./Miley S. - Complete
Kidnapped Socks by Do Not Even Try reviews
“Miley!” He screamed, fear in his voice, “this is horrible!” She glared with more intensity, “Yes, it is. To think we've only been married a year and you're going to die so soon.” MileyxJake Oneshot
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Jake R., Hannah M./Miley S. - Complete
My Saving Grace by Do Not Even Try reviews
Jake Ryan hit a very sour note in his life. And there is only one person who can save him. ONESHOT JILEY
Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Jake R., Hannah M./Miley S. - Complete
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7 Things reviews
And the seventh thing I hate the most that you do, you make love you" Miley looked at Joe with tears in her eyes. Moe, MileyxJoe. This ISN'T anti-Moe. Oneshot
Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
Someone Wake Me Up reviews
Miley and Joe broke up. They both think it's a dream that they want to be woken up from. Moe! MileyxJoe oneshot/songfic.
Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Complete
Hello Beautiful reviews
Miley looked at Joe. She felt so much love and passion, but him being gone was too much. She hated what she was about to do. Moe! MileyxJoe Oneshot, and songfic
Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Complete
Just Friends reviews
Mikayla wants to be more then "Just Friends" with Miley. SongFic! Mikiley Oneshot!
Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
I'll Be Ashley, And You'll Be Spencer, Kay? reviews
Who knew what a episode of South Of Nowhere could do to someone? Mikiley. Femslash. Don't like don't read. Oneshot
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Complete
Speed Dating reviews
What happens when both Miley and Jake speed dating? What happens when they see each other speed dating? JILEY! Oneshot Rated: T for language
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Complete
Everytime reviews
Jake's dating Miley, but behind close doors. He's really dating Mikayla..for the press. Miley knows. Miley can't take it no more. What happens when enough is enough. Jiley! Oneshot WARNING: CUTTING!
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Complete