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Joined 03-03-08, id: 1515819, Profile Updated: 10-04-10
Author has written 9 stories for Avatar: Last Airbender, Castle, and Les Misérables.

Hey! It's me! I really have absolutely no idea what to say here. Most people just talk about how amazing they are, but I am too humble for my own good, so I don't know what to say and am just typing random stuff now!

Okay, a lot of people put quotes, paste things into their profiles, and talk about their likes... so I guess I'll do that.

Favorite Movies:

Clue (Okay, who doesn't)

Moulin Rouge

Whale Rider

Shakespeare in Love (Squeeee!)

Lady Hawk (My Grampy forced me to watch all of these classics, so this was one that I liked a lot!)

Sliding Doors (AMAZINGNESS!)

Groundhog Day!

Anything Disney (Not a movie title, but i don't want to spend a billion hours listing each one.)

1776 (My name is Richard Henry Lee, Virginia is my home!)

Favorite TV Shows:

Buffy the Vampire Slayer (This one wins)

Roswell

Firefly

Castle (This one kinda wins too)

Favorite Books (Series)/Comics:

The Young Wizards Series

Tales of the Slayer

Chronicles of Narnia

Archie Comics

Harry Potter (Okay, this one is Universal too)

The Land of Elyon Series (She has my name! I'm Alexa too! Only I was Alexa first!)

The Ology books (They're just so awesome!)

The Sylvie Cycle

The Uglies Series

To Kill a Mickingbird (No I am not joking)

Feed

Animal Farm

1984

The Catcher in the Rye (Holden Caulfield is my baby)

Existentialism is a Humanism (Love Sartre. Please read this if you ever get the chance!)

Macbeth

Favorite Music/Songs/Bands:

Too many, too diverse to even recount. But my altime favorite song would be "Citizen Soldier" by Three Doors Down. I try to live to be a citizen soldier myself.

Pairings:

Buffy:

Tara/Willow

Xander/Anya

Buffy/Spike

Roswell:

Michael/Maria

Max/Liz

Isabel/Alex

Isabel/Kyle

Avatar:

Kataang (Katara/Aang)

Tokka (Toph/Sokka)

Maiko (Mai/Zuko)

Jinko (Jin/Zuko I like this one much less, but it's still okay)

Yuokka (Yue/Sokka Only until she died, I prefer Tokka anyway)

Harry Potter:

Harry/Ginny

Ron/Hermionie

Neville/Luna

James/Lily (Well no crap!)


Favorite Quotes From My Life:

Grace: Alexa, you can't lie to me! I know you too well! Alexa: I know! That's what makes you so mind-numbingly irritating!

Alexa: You two make the entire populace go "HUH?"

Alexa: I'd want to be a vegitarian, but I don't have the will power. Besides, the way I see it, eating meat is like the circle of life only in mass production.

Anashya: You asked your french teacher for a blow dryer so you can blow dry your butt, and you call me wierd?

Mom: (Teasing the Jahovas Witnesses) Have you ever given any thought to the Kingdom of Heaven? Alexa: No, I actually haven't given it much thought. I've just been too busy worshipping Satan and becoming a lesbian.

Anashya: The attic is the Shrine of Life. All truth in the world resides in the attic.

Mme. See: (Explaining a French phrase) The neighbor above, or the neighbor from above. Alexa: (Whispers under breath) Cumbaya my lord...

Mme. See: Sometimes "reveilles-tu" doesn't work to get them up. If that doesn't work, what do you do? Alexa: (To Anashya) Shove them out of bed, that oughta get them up. Anashya: Or better yet! Flip the mattress on them completely!

Anashya: Great minds think alike! Alexa: And so do we!

Alexa: C'mon, let's go look at the baby pictures so we can say "Awww, they were so cute... what happened?"

Alexa: Mme. See, do you happen to know a good pyromaniac?

Alexa: EAT BRA!!

Catherine: Keep away from the wine cabinet, the power drills, the garage, and the gym equipment. Anashya: What!? No Wine!? Alexa: And no power drills!? Anna: Well I don't know why I'm here because I came for the wine and the power drills!

Julie: Well you could use a linear grapheme, or if you want you could use a frequency histogram to... (cut off) Alexa: Julie, are you mapping out my sex life?

Favorite Quotes that I Just Heard Though Chain Mails and Other Random Places:

"Fundamentalists; more mental than fun."

"If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it called rape or shoplifting" (C'mon, you know you laughed)

"If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?"

"I'm a bit widdershins."

"Puff was not a morning dragon." (Insert picture of a pissed dragon here)

"Religious War; fighting over who has the best imaginary friend." (Sorry if I offended anyone, it's just funny how bluntly they put it.)

"Long ago when people cursed and beat the ground with sticks it was called witchcraft. Now it's called golf."

"I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity." -- E.A. Poe

"We do not stop playing because we grow old. We grow old because we stop playing." THAT'S RIGHT!


"Misty"

My name is Misty
I'm only three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,

I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have
Made my daddy so mad?

I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long.

When I awake
I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight.

Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse,
My name he calls,
I press myself
Against the wall.

I try and hide
From his evil eyes,
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping,
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.

He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream,
But its much too late.
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain
Again and again.
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Misty
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me.

There are thousands of kids out there just like Misty. And you can help. And please pass this poem on because as crazy as it might sound, it might just indirectly change a life. This has to stop, and we are the ones who can make the change if we just try. If you have a heart, find room for this on your profile between your favorite quotes and you favorite foods. You could save a life. I decided to be the change... what about you?


If you feel the need to howl at the moon, copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your the kinda person who will wonder for the next 2 minutes if thumbwar is one word or two, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a window copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.

If you like to copy paste stuff onto your profile, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Lucky from Lucky charms should get a fricking restraining order against those stalking kids,copy this and put it in your profile.

If you ever pushed a door that said "Pull" then, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you want to annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you're about to say it, copy this into you profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you still support Kataang and haven't reverted to the dark side (Zutara) yet (despite bribes of cookies), copy this into your profile.

"I Am Wan Shi Tong, he who knows 10,000 things. The 4923rd thing I know is that Katara and Aang will end up together." Copy this into your profile if you believe it.

ZUTARA IS DEAD (And never was alive). The Season Two finale proves this. Copy this into your profile if you agree.

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If people stare at you for being weird, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

If you're mad and want people to know it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

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If you're super pale...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.( I do this to my desk all the time. O_o)

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing their butts off.

AV is Addicted to Vampires. If this is true copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you becasue of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you pretty much live under a rock when it comes to pop culture, but know the fourteenth ammendment, or something like that, copy and paste this onto your profile.

98 percent of teens have tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 percent that hasn't, copy this onto your profile (SAY NO TO DRUGS!)

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile

If you like chocloate as much as I do copy this in your profile

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :D

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you eat the cookie dough, but don't like cookies, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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Zeitgeist, Prologue: One Giant Leap by The Black Sluggard reviews
Listen: Javier Esposito has become unstuck in time. Prologue to the "Zeitgeist" trilogy. Pre-slash, Javier Esposito/Kevin Ryan. Also crosses over with NCIS.
Crossover - Heroes & Castle - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,000 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 7/27/2011 - [Javier E., Kevin R.] Noah B./HRG, Micah S. - Complete
Nostos by Parallel Monsoon reviews
This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang, not with a whimper, but with Change. After the bombs fall, The Nostalgia Critic must lead his people on an epic journey in search of a place to call home. *Kickassia as an homage to post-apocalyptic movies*
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 90,007 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Nostalgia Critic, Spoony Experiment - Complete
I'll Be There For You by BluEyes reviews
A la Bon Jovi, not The Rembrandts. Missing scenes to fill in the gaps between the toe-cutting incident of Thanksgiving 1988 to a wedding-dress clad Rachel walking through the doors of Central Perk in 1994. Mondler-centric, but will include all characters
Friends - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,376 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Complete
A Company Man by monroeslittle reviews
The Charmed Ones can't easily accept that Wyatt turns evil. They've had enough of Chris Perry's lies. They want answers and they're going to get them, even if it takes casting a spell. AU after 6x12 Prince Charming; Chris revelation fic.
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 155,309 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Chris H., Leo W. - Complete
Malum Somnium by Lirenel reviews
*Challenge 19: Night* After returning from Narnia a second time, Peter is struck by nightmares of how things could have been. Movieverse. Any warnings can be found on my profile.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,448 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Peter Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie - Complete
Fancy yourself as Cupid? by Titanic-fanatic reviews
The Doctor, Rose and Jack are on the Tardis. set pre-doomsday Jack has noticed the way that the Doctor and Rose act around one another and realises that they are in need of a Love Doctor a.k.a the man himself, Jack Harkness. 8 part saga :
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,079 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Practice Makes Perfect Partners by Callison reviews
Mondler. What if instead of working out with him, Monica had agreed to help Chandler be better with women? A different twist starting in Season 2.
Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,701 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Chandler B., Monica G. - Complete
The One With Unrequited Love by Jana reviews
Alternative Universe - He was her best friend... falling flat on her face in love wasn't part of the plan. Since when had love become so complicated?
Friends - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,403 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Chandler B., Monica G. - Complete
Journey's End by LimitedByCreativity reviews
AU, in which the end of "JE" is torn apart, stomped on, blended, burnt, fed to birds, excreted, thrown in a ditch, burnt again and buried, before being rewritten by a very imaginative fangirl; ME. 10/Rose. Proper sum. inside! Fiveshot. COMPLETED.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,819 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/27/2008 - Published: 9/20/2008 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
I Will Always Find You by Restless Goddess reviews
Willow decides to take matters into her own hands and follow Tara to heaven...but finds herself in Hell. Can she ever get out?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,211 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Willow R., Tara M. - Complete
Of Peculiar Hats and Pretty Blondes by Drowning.Octopus reviews
Jughead and Betty are best friends, but that's just not enough for him. What happens between the two of them when Archie's out of the picture? And what the hell does "best friends" mean, anyway? Complete.
Misc. Comics - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,096 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/17/2008 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Complete
The Meaning of Life by comptine reviews
AU 42! What do you mean 42? That can't possibly be right! The ups and downs of being utterly and madly in love. Tokka
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,009 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Sokka, Toph - Complete
Spirited Within by bluetreeleaves reviews
COMPLETE! Stopping in his tracks, Haku looked up into the eyes of the most enchanting creature he'd ever seen... A human girl... A remake of the entire movie through Haku's eyes. HakuChihiro
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,447 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/9/2006 - Published: 4/27/2006 - Kohaku N., Chihiro O. - Complete
Therapy by The Sketchywallflowr reviews
Jayne has become River's new therapist. 'New Age' doesnt even begin to cover it. Strong language and lots of sex.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,971 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/6/2006 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Jayne, River - Complete
A Fluke Between Two Wiccans by spikeme4now reviews
Tara started at UC Sunnydale during Willow’s senior year of high school. This story shows what would’ve happened if the two witches had met then, instead of at the Wicca group the following year.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 182,004 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/6/2004 - Published: 4/9/2003 - Willow R., Tara M.
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Daughter of a Wolf reviews
No. Oh no, no, no, fuck no! They're back. Claquesous' on campus. Grantaire had to get Éponine and get as far away as humanly possible. No time to look back, they had to leave. Part Five of the "All I Have Known" series.
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,356 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Eponine, Enjolras, Grantaire
No Way of Knowing reviews
Courfeyrac didn't know anything about what's been going on with his friends lately. He didn't know how he could help fix it. And he didn't know why he felt like everything was starting to unravel. Also, he didn't know who the hell Claquesous was. Part Four of the "All I Have Known" series.
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Eponine, Enjolras, Grantaire - Complete
The Things You Don't Know reviews
Grantaire has a group now. A group of friends who accept him and like having him around. But it's all a ruse anyway. They seem to think that he's someone funny, or intelligent, or that he has something to contribute to their little club. The moment the curtain's pulled away, they'll know. And there'll be nowhere for him to hide. Part Three of the "All I Have Known" series.
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,662 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Enjolras, Grantaire - Complete
Hibernation reviews
There's a tradition amongst the Amis every time midterms or finals rolls around. Everyone goes to Joly, Bossuet, and Musichetta's house with some clothes, a sleeping bag, food, and all their work, and nobody leaves for a week. Part Two of the "All I Have Known" series.
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,343 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Enjolras, Grantaire - Complete
Lost in Fallacy reviews
Grantaire's motto has always been "it only hurts if you care." Of course, Éponine knows that secretly he's always cared. But it's just easier for him to play the strawman than to actually let himself believe. It's safer. Part One of the "All I Have Known" series.
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,831 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Enjolras, Grantaire - Complete
Dredging Up the Past reviews
In the face of trauma, people react in many different ways. Some become tough, some become mean, some become isolated, some go insane, many lose themselves. Then there are those rare few who saw the worst of humanity, and all it did was make them kind.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 102,113 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Kevin R. - Complete
A Debt Repaid reviews
Takes place after Sozin's Comet. Toph dissapeared barely after the end of the war, and now, three months later Sokka is a completely changed person without his best friend. Tokka one-shot. It gets happy later, I promise.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,445 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Sokka, Toph - Complete
Don't Leave it to Chance reviews
Sequel to "A Game of Chance." The War is over, but a new fight is coming! Aang and Sokka can't survive it... but someone has a plan that might just save the world, and save them! Same pairs! LE FIN!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,814 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Complete
A Game of Chance reviews
The rest of Book 3 after the Firebending Masters. Watch out for some torture, better than I make it out to be. Pairings of Kataang, Tokka, and Maiko and a surprise pairing... that I created myself! HUZZAH! It's finally finished! Sequel is out!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 97,110 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Complete
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