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Joined 03-04-08, id: 1516171, Profile Updated: 10-27-11
Author has written 4 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Harry Potter, and Naruto.

Want some answers to questions you have about me? well ask and you shall get answers.

Quotes:

"If you succeed in taking the pebble from my hand then you have learned the lesson of how to take the pebble from my hand."

"A cat falls into a pool, a rooster laughs; moral of the story, a wet pussy makes a cock happy."

I've got a jar of dirt! Ive got a jar of dirt! - Captain Jack Sparrow

Like pain? Try wearing a corset. - Elizabeth Swan

95 of kids out there are concerned about being popular or fitting in. If you are one of the 5 that are not, copy this, put it in your profile and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Miyasuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AnimeNymph, powefulcheese, LittleMissEvil, emofairy

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl)Pepper Lemon(Roshaun, Ronan) Second Daughter of Eve Sseveral, not telling.) DeanParker (Finn McGowin from Megan Meade's Guide to the McGowen Boys) LittleMissEvil (Lupus from the Roman Mysteries) emofairy (James Potter, Remus Lupin, Fred and George Weasley, Charlie Weasley, Bill Weasley, Sirius Black, Legolas, and more)

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you and your best friend are completely insane copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

"I'm a dishonest man. Honestly. It's the honest ones you have to watch out for."
-Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean

"My dreams are not of the future. My dreams are of the past."
-Sasuke, Naruto

Peanut: You know what would be funny?

Jeff: No. What?

Peanut: If this show was sponsored by Toyota and they showed this on comedy central and they have no idea...

Jeff: Yeah?

Peanut: One day they'll be watching this and they'll be like.. Heyyyy he makea funa of ar kar... it not gay he gay.

Peanut and Jeff talking about the Prius, Toyota, and Japanese people...

MORE TO COME!!

MORE HAS COME!!

If you CANT decide who is hot between Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom, and you think both are hot. Copy and Paste this into your profile.

If you burst out laughing during complete silence because of something that happened yesterday or last month, copy this into your profile.

Fren and Hermione lovers!! Copy and Paste!

Dramione Love!! Copy and Paste

PARAMORE LOVE!! Copy and Paste

Linkin Park LOVE. Copy and Paste

Evanesence LOVE! Copy and Paste

ALWAYS BE AN ANIME LOVER!! Copy and Paste

I am a P.W! PROUD WEIRDO!! Copy and Paste

if you hate NejiHina then copy & paste this into your profile

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB : if you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Cresent Moon, Miyako-hime, XweaponsXmistressX, Sakura-Sasuke-love em', darkblacknightmare, konoha.chick91., LadyAliceSparda, xLifeOfATeenagerx, emofairy

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World,'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', Zwergschnauzer, 'Dark-Independent-Girl-101', Drama Queen Girl, o0Dreamer0o, lclsurfer, Sasuke-Sakura-14,LadyAliceSparda, xLifeOfATeenagerx, emofairy

If you dont care if your not popular,you're just who you are.copy and paste this onto your profile and dd your name:Vampire-Gaara-and-Sasuke-girl, UnlovedAliceCullen, xLifeOfATeenagerx,emofairy

If you have ever been so wrapped up thinking about anime,anime fanart or anime fan fictions that you zone out and come back to reality 5 minutes or later with no idea whats going on,copy this onto your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile

If you have ever been obsessed with something that you have scared people with your obsession,place this on your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation,copr this to your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname,title ot anything else for eachother,copy this to your profile.

If you have ever laughed out loud when you were thinking something funny and people looked at you with a weird face,copy thiis to your profile.

If you are crazy and /or insane and proud of it copy and paste it to your profile

If you like vampires,copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever slapped and/or bangged your head against a table for no reason,copy this to your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Holister said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing their asses off

If you think Gaara is HOT, copy this into your profile

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile.bolded ones apply to me. ():me talking
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
(some gays)I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.(well not anymore)
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
(It depends. If they're not my friends, i dont like too)I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
(I try) I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
(Im average)I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
(I write fanfics)I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak.

If you hang out with emos,punks,head bangers,gang bangers,skaters,tweakers,rockers and sometimes populars that are your friends but never hang out with jocks,preps,or bimbos,copy this to your profile.

If you have ever laughed madly for no apparent reason,add this to your bio.

If you hear voices in your head,copy and paste this onto your profile.

15 Things to do at Wal-Mart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

~When life give you lemons, shut up and eat your damn lemons

~I was going to kill the ugliest person alive but then i thought I'd let your mom live one more day

~Karin so fat even Naruto don't believe it!

~Smile. It makes the world wonder what you're up to.

~There are two things that are infinite. The universe and human stupidity. And I'm not so sure about the universe.

~Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes.

~Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is.

~Be yourself. That's crazy enough.

~You always get whats coming to you; unless it gets lost in the mail.

~Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. I guess I can settle for second place.

~They say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG!" i don't think you'd kill many people

~Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.

~I have animal magnetism-- when I go outside, squirrels stick to my sleeves.

~The trouble with real life is that there is no background music

~I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere

~Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.

~Forecast for tonight: darkness

~If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do?

~I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

~Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

~How come when you mix water with sugar, you get glue and then when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go?

~If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something

~Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die.

~Hell is full of musical amateurs

~There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line

~I'm not random I just have many thoughts

~I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes

~I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

~ -sticks hand in electric box- CHIDORI!!

~If you had a life you would stop talking about mine

~We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!

~Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking

~The below statement is true

The above statement is false

~Heaven doesn't want me there and Hell knows I'll take over.

~Don't make me angry, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies

~Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner.

~People are like slinkies. Basically useless and yet its so amusing to watch them fall down stairs

~In a world of cheerios, be a frootloop!

~Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later.

~God must love stupid people...he made so many

~There is no great genius without a mixture of madness

~When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

~You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me.

~Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor.

~PMS: Every woman's legal right to be a bitch.

~Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them as much

~If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense

~One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

~When life gives you lemons make grape juice, lay back, and let the world wonder how you did it.

~I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah nah!

~Eat healthy. Work right. Die anyway.

~I have a dream and in it, something eats you.

~Its sad your own mom dresses you like that.

~Everyone is beautiful on the inside. If you think bones and guts are beautiful.

~Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its hysterical

~My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems

~If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the hell are you scared?!

~I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

~I met Nicole Richie!! No wait, that might've been a twig...

~Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a barbie doll.

~If idiots could fly this place would be an airport.

~I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words

~Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret!

~Quick, whats the number for 9-1-1?

~You should always proofread what you write in case you any words.

~I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and crap out a better conversation than you.

~I ran into my ex today. Then I put it in reverse and hit him again.

~By the time you finished reading this you'll realize you just wasted 5 seconds of your life

~I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday

~Hi! I'm human. What're you?

~Have you considered suing your brain for non-support?

~I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass!

~Everyone has a right to be ugly, but you're abusing that privilege.

~If we were to kill everyone who thought you were stupid, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!

~I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!

~Wherever there is life there is love

~I may not be perfect but at least I'm confident

~Sometimes all we need are each other

~Life is like a circle. No wonder I'm so dizzy.

~Yeah I'm a loser, but I'm the coolest loser you'll ever meet

~A friend would call you a retard but a best friend would call you one and act like one with you.

~Boy break hearts so why don't we break their necks?

~One night, I looked up into the sky. I began counting the reasons why I love you. I was doing great until I ran out of stars.

~When they laugh, we'll laugh along too. Because we know better. We know.

~I wanted to send you something SEXY... but the mail man told me to get out of the mail box...

~I'm NOT SHORT!! ... I'm fun sized!

~Pixie sticks! Cause not every kid can afford crack!

~Patience is what parents have when there are witnesses!

~When you call us BITCHES we just look at each other and crack up, because we knew that WAAAAAAAAAAY BEFORE YOU DID!

~Last night I lay in my bed looking up at the stars and thought to myself, WHERE THE FUCK IS MY CEILING!?

~Am I pissing you off-fa-fa?

~We are the people our parents warned us about!

~Have you ever wondered if your mom kissed you goodnight after giving your dad a blow job? YOU ARE NOW!!

~Someone told me its illegal to kill someone for pissing you off...crap...!

~I have the kind of friends where if my house was burning down, they'd be roasting marshmallows and flirting with the firemen! (Yeah and they probably start it too..)

~RAWR!! That means I love you in dinosaur!

~Grant me the serenity to accept things I can not change... And the shovel to hide the bodies of those who piss me off...

~Its not that I'm not a “people person”... its just that I'm not a “stupid people person”.

~Lets play Simon Says! Simon Says... GO FUCK YOURSELF!!

~You and me are friends. You fight, I fight. You hurt, I hurt. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge... I'm gonna miss your dumb ass!

~I will not be a naughty girl. I will not be a naughty girl. I will not be a naughty girl. I will not be a... aww who am I kidding!

~When a boy tells you to “Suck It!” Just smile and say “Sorry but my mother told me to never put SMALL things in my mouth!”

~If I promise not to kill you... can I have a hug?

~Some people are like slinkies... they're really good for nothing! But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs! ( )

~I don't have a short attention span, I just... Oh look a kitty!

~I love this RETARD I call my BEST FRIEND!!

~I didn't hit you... I simply high-fived your face!

~Exactly how much fun can I have before I go to hell?

~HELL- Where all the fun people end up!

~Ne the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says “Oh crap she's up!”

~Note to self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid!

~They keep saying the right person will come along... I think a truck hit mine!

~It better to have loved and lost then to live with the PSYCHO the rest of your life!

~Only You!... can help me hide the bodies!

~I'm smiling cause I'm your sister, I'm laughing cause theres nothing you can do about it!

~When I die, I'm going to haunt the fuck out of you people!

Hello, and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3,4,5, and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to your mother ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which button to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.

If you are dyslexic, press 96969696969696969696969696969696.

If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key unil a representative comes on the line.

If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, and date of birth, social security number and your mother's maiden name.

If you have post traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000.

If you have bipolar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short term memory loss, press 9.

If you have short term memory loss, press 9.

If you have short term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you.

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MUWAHAHA! *cough* ahem..yeah well the title pretty much sums it up!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,860 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 11/24/2008
Locked in! by Cat.Ninja.Assassin reviews
Pick a dare! Any dare! Pick one of the Naruto characters! Any of the Naruto characters! Well the ones i have managed to trap in this room. They are at my control at the moment. And you have permission to making them do as you please! MWAH HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 50,660 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 8/3/2008
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10 Things you never knew about Beta'd
I'm Emofairy and this is Laura X-23's story, I'm just her beta for the story. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 904 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Bellatrix L., Sirius B.
Another Konoha High Story reviews
yes people another konoha high story...just bear with me please? Comment on anything i can make better or do to continue the story ideas *nudge nudge wink wink* shino/oc.....other pairings later...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/26/2009
Lord of the Rings: Harry Potter Style
Look on the inside. Also this is kind of new for me so updates might be awhile. rating is K for now.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Published: 7/7/2009
Jade Sparrow reviews
Okay Raven is dead. So is Phil...don't ask...you'll see. Now the Harry Potter/Potc crossover has begun. Review please!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow