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I love food, but no, I am not super fat like those Japanese sumo wrestlers. Though it would be cool, I would be able to squish anyone. Now, who wouldn't want that? I'd be going around squishing my enemies. They wouldn't know what hit them. I love sumo wrestlers. They are so cool!! But I am far from being one, though I am Asian. Of course I have a name, however, I will not tell you, just in case you are some kind of stalker. Besides, who would read this anyway, unless you have some dark intentions. If you are some kind of derange stalker, I just want to let you know that I have a fist and I'm not afraid to use it. Well, I might. Fine, I am. I'll just throw food at you. But then that would be a waste of food, never mind, I'll eat the food, turn into a sumo wrestler, and then squish you. Though I think you'd run away before I even get the chance to squish you. And with my sumo wrestler weight, I wouldn't be able to catch up. Wow, that's sad. Huh, so, so far, you know that I am pretty random and this layout totally fits me. I wonder why I typed totally. Now I sound like a prep. No offense if you are a prep and you are reading this. Though I would have to ask, why are you reading this again? Get a life. And maybe get one for me too because I'm actually spending precious time writing about myself. How more self absorbed can I get. I hope nobody reads this. Then again i can just backspace and this would all be gone but then I would've spent along time typing this for nothing. Now, shoo. I'm not talking more about myself. Get a life gosh, I heard that they are selling it at a cheap price. Buy me one too, I'll pay you back with my quietness. You'll love it. Anyway, I like to write as you know. I can be quite random and can be such an airhead. I'm not very observant. You can fall off the face of the earth and me witnessing it and I won't notice your absence until a couple of days later. Or you can become super famous and a year or tow afterwards while I'm chowing down on chocolate ice cream, I'll see on the TV and say "hey, doesn't she go to school with me?" Anyway, enough about me, tell me about yourself. Yeah I know I'm interesting to learn about and all coughs violently then chokes on nothing but I can't be all too selfish now can I? Anyway, I'm writing too much, even though I love writing, I don't love writing about myself. Well, yes, I play an instrument, a violin to be exact. I love it. Even though it cost so much, it was worth it. Now I just hope the bow lasts long enough. I'll have to get it re haired soon. Why do they make bows with horse hair. Wouldn't that hurt the horse? People are so mean, plucking hair from innocent horses. They should use human hair. That would be weird though. I don't think the instrument would sound the same. Okay then, horse hair might be the best for a bow but still, inject some anesthesia they feel pain too you know. On another note (hey note!) I should go. I'm hungry and in need of food. See ya later.

I fell for this the first time I read this. I find this so true. I have done all but 1 or 2 of the things in the following list:

You Know You Live In 2008 When You...

1.)You accidentally enter you password on a microwave.
2.)You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.)As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you keep reading this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.)And you were to busy to notice number 5
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.)Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did!

Random things that I found on others' bio that I find true.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Vampiress19, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese,Vampire Scooby, Edward's One True Love, Esme's Favorite Daughter,moonifrui, Isabellamariecullen3214, distress-signal

Between two evils, i always pick the one I've never tried.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy/paste onto profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you post this on profile.

If you have an MP3 and love rocking out to it, post on profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post on profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy onto profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy onto profile.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep until noon

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

Let's flip a coin-heads we'll be together, tails we flip again.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Don't frown, even when you’re sad, someone could be falling in love with your smile.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Music is love in search of word.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

Come join the dark side

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

Why is it that people are fine with everyone having a different job or going to a different school, but if you say you follow a different religion, you are weird?

A good friend bails you out of jail. A great friend is sitting there next to you saying 'Man, that was fun!'

When you fall: A friend helps you up; a best friend keeps walking and says,"Walk much dumb ass?"

My favorite word is sarcasm.

Everyone has a wild side-me and my friends just prefer to make them public

There are 3 reasons to go through the day: Coffee in the morning, friends in the afternoon, and a good book for the rest of the day.

Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

Somebody needs a Happy Meal.

Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.

I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me

Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.

Boys that make you cry aren't worth crying over; boys that are worth crying over won't make you cry.

Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter.

Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter.

We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really good at one thing, staying strong.

1. What is your occupation? student

2. What color is your underwear? why?

3. What are you listening to right now? nothing

4. What was the last thing you ate? a chocolate chip cookie filled with something that's like whip cream, yummy

5. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? white?

6. How is the weather right now? sunny and beautiful

7. Favorite drink?anything with caffeine

8. Favorite sport to watch?I hate watching people play sports because it reminds me that they play it better than I will ever

9. Have you ever dyed your hair? No

10. Do you wear contacts or glasses? Yes, I wear glasses, but not all the time

11. Pets? no, they either died or, disappeared somewhere (still haven't found them).

12. What is your favorite T.V. show? Simpson's, Family guy, mad TV and that sort of stuff

13. What was the last movie you watched? I don't remember...

14. Favorite day of the year? My birthday

15. What do you do to vent anger? nothing, I just let it loose

16. What was your favorite toy as a child? food

17. Fall or Spring? spring, it's so beautiful then, especially in my neighborhood

18. Hugs or kisses? hugs

19. Cherry or Blueberry? cherry

20. What is on the floor of your closet? flooring

21.Favorite smell? smell of new gum flavors

22. What inspires you? the beautiful on inside that I see all around

23. What are you afraid of?The dark, sometimes height (depending on my mood LoL) and being alone

24. Plain, cheese or spicy hamburgers? spicy, I hate cheese

25. Favorite car?Audi TT Coupe, Porches GT 911, and Mercedes

26. Favorite dog breed? Golden Retriever or a collie

27. Number of keys on your key ring? 0

28. Favorite day of the week? I'd have to say Friday

29. How many states have you lived in? One state but I've lived in 2 countries

30. How many cities have you lived in? One

31. Ever driven a Motorcycle or Heavy machinery? Nope, but rode one.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you,MartaSwan, TheEmoSideOfMe, Al Luver, distress-signal

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

Instead of doing it yourself, you like to copy. If that describes you, paste this into your profile.

if you've ever walked into a wall b4 copy this into your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profle

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile!

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Edward's One True Love, oceaneyes85253, TheEmoSideOfMe, Al Luver, distress-signal

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

AV is Addicted to Vampires

LES is Love Edward Syndrome

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Edward's One True Love, oceaneyes85253, TheEmoSideOfMe, Al Luver, distress-signal

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, TheEmoSideOfMe, Al Luver, distress-signal

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

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Rushed Welcome by twilightlullaby reviews
AU: All are Human & it's slightly OOC. Rosalie, Bella & Alice live together in an apartment & Rose offers for her brother, Jasper, & his two best friends, Emmett & Edward, to live with them until they get their own place. What happens in those two weeks?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,926 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 9/6/2014 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Bella, Edward, Alice, Rosalie
I Hate Everything About You by hillroy reviews
He's the school player, and she's the new girl from Phoenix. He's a jerk, she's hardheaded. The last thing anybody expects is for these two to fall in love, especially since they undeniably hate eachother. All Human. OOC. BxE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,198 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 696 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 3/10/2008
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13050 - Favs: 6,180 - Follows: 2,781 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It's a Small, Small World by myedwardlove reviews
Alice, Bella, and Rose have been best friends for as long as they can remember. When Alice's brother comes back after traveling the world, how will Bella react when she meets him for the first time ever? Will she be able to figure out his horrible secret?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,612 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 1/26/2008
The Foreign Hottie by blackxout reviews
Edward Cullen is a foreign exchange student from London who comes to live with the Swans for a whole year. Bella Swan couldn’t be anymore upset over the fact that a boy has to share a room with her. Could her feelings toward him ever change? OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,181 - Reviews: 4986 - Favs: 2,625 - Follows: 2,771 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
There's A Feeling by orchidork reviews
nine years after his wife's death, Edward Cullen is still a lonely man even with his family around. what happens when he comes across his former best friend, Bella Swan, who he had unknowingly fallen in love with? all human. rated T for safety. E&B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,054 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Stuff Happens by NotWhoYouThinkThisIs reviews
AU: All human. When six college students from rival Chicago boarding schools accidentally find themselves sharing a run-down condo for a semester, stuff happens. AxJ, EmxR, ExB... eventually...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,856 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 3/27/2008
Ready Made Family by MyLion.MyLamb reviews
After meeting twin bronze haired little boys Bella is forced to come to terms with her past. Can she accept & forgive her past & see what's in front of her to seal her fate. . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 153,087 - Reviews: 5450 - Favs: 3,590 - Follows: 2,680 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Beloved Window by Muff'Nbutter reviews
When Bella moves to Forks, she's surprised that there's someone living in the house across from hers... and even more so that her window faces directly into someone else's! AU, all human BxE all the way... enjoy! Nominated 4 times at The Twilight Awards!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 71,700 - Reviews: 1300 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 1,105 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Notebook by rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe reviews
ON HIATUS Bella has given up on finding love so she is writing in her notebook to a stranger, asking him to love her. She puts it in the library for someone to pick up and reply to her entries. Edward happens to step upon this notebook. BE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,237 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 3/18/2008
Across the Ocean by Annilaia reviews
In one quick and thoughtless act, Bella Swan sends a letter in a bottle across the ocean. It reaches England, where Edward Cullen finds it, and begins their correspondance, one that leads to more than either of them could expect. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,489 - Reviews: 3599 - Favs: 5,353 - Follows: 1,275 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
A Secret Agent Love by Finnie reviews
Bella takes a trip to London, she gets herself into trouble. Agent Cullen is assigned to take care of Bella until this is settled and she is allowed out of the country. One problem, they hate each other. Can the events given start a secret agent love?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,979 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Edward, Bella
TUTORING EDWARD CULLEN by CindeBella reviews
Edward is the captain of the basketball team and is always with a different girl, he's about to fail Literature when the teacher decides that Bella is gonna tutor him, there's just one problem: they hate each other. Is there love hidden somewhere?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,970 - Reviews: 1906 - Favs: 1,203 - Follows: 1,383 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 11/23/2007
Edward's Little Princess by SillyHearts reviews
Life is filled with 'What ifs' So, What if when Edward left, he left Bella pregnant? What if years later that meet again in collage? What if Edward wasn't single anymore? Now the only other question would be; What would Bella do? DISCONTINUED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 3/22/2008
The Project by OliviaJane reviews
Alice has a personal project no one knows about. After finding out her cousins Edward and Emmett are moving to Forks she devises a plan to see to it that her best friends Bella and Rosalie fall for them. Will her project be a success? AH/OOC/Award Nominee
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,385 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Like That's True by Cassie Bella reviews
Every guy in the eighth grade has a crush on Bella. She's beautiful and kind. But out of every guy in the eighth grade, will she pick Edward? Alice and Bella are best friends. Edward has a huge cruh on Bella. But does she like him. BxE JxA EmxR All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,319 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 1/9/2008
American Girl by Twifan reviews
Isabella, a regular college student, wins a tour of Europe from a contest. A million dollars to go backpacking through all of Europe over the summer. What happens when her tour guide is the handsome and British Edward Masen? ExB AH - Continued
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,311 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Bella, Edward
Interest by Dormant Blue reviews
As the Cullens pass through Phoenix Edward sees a beautiful girl with an amazing scent. He stalks her and falls in love however they have to leave. Two years later he finds that they have crosed paths again. -DISCONTINUED-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,233 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 3/2/2008
Speed Dating by X-Caz-X reviews
Just so you know all the characters are human. What happens when two people are pressured into speed dating? E B A J EM R
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,605 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 3/27/2008
Learning To Fall by A Kind Kiss reviews
Leaving her past, Bella moves to Forks one summer and finds that her father has turned the house into a boarding house! There she meets five extraordinary people, including one boy who makes the unexpected happen. AU, All Human. Full Summary Inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 103,648 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Once upon a time by Isa-BELLA Swan91 reviews
After her father died she had nobody left but her abusive stepmother. She'd given up hope of ever finding someone to love her, until the Cullens moved to town. All human. BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,008 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella's Death by VonThunder reviews
Edward looks through Bella's final journals and he remembers how she died. Her final thoughts are recorded in one small book, waiting for someone to discover them. How does Edward react? AU one shot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Complete
Kaleidoscope by lalalanerd reviews
Bella is a woman in New York City with a lot of debt and a strong dislike for the "Stupid pretty boys with their stupid money and stupid jobs". Will her attitude change upon meeting the mysterious and wealthy Edward Cullen? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 92,204 - Reviews: 1915 - Favs: 1,473 - Follows: 1,648 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 2/21/2008
Meyer University by Sh.C reviews
Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 184,281 - Reviews: 8208 - Favs: 5,872 - Follows: 2,166 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
A heart restored by Zoobert reviews
What if Edward and Alice were the new kids at school? What if Jake had just broken Bella's heart and she was now befriended by the new girl Alice with a mysterious brother.Throw in some jealous and obsessive ex's drama drama drama! All human.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 88,919 - Reviews: 1218 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
Not Just a One Night Stand by Apple Slushie reviews
Definition: A brief sexual encounter lasting only for a single night. Thats all Bella expected from man-about-town Edward, but thats not what he wants from Bella. OOC. AH. Mild Course Language. Based on Solo
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 75,284 - Reviews: 1756 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 1,067 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Bella, Edward
The New Girl In Town by Obsessed.with.writing reviews
The arrival of a new girl causes a stir in Forks, all the guys are attracted to her beauty, and the Cullens are worried about the colour of her eyes. But what happens when Mike Newton goes missing without a trace, the same day she enrols into school?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,907 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When It Rains by Marie Pattin reviews
Bella is from Great Britian, but she is also confident and cocky. What happens when she moves to Forks? Full Summary inside! *COMPLETE*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,881 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Fairytale Ending by Miss Fairytale reviews
Everyone is obsessed with Edward Cullen, everyone except Bella, the girl he's obssesed with. But Jacob's sick of standing in Edward's shadow, and stealing the one thing Edward has ever really wanted seems to be just the thing to stand in the spotlight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 44,427 - Reviews: 2401 - Favs: 1,054 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Mr and Miss cynical by marisaDKNY reviews
Bella and ALice are roommates in their own flat in newyork city. Alice's brother comes along to stay. Will the two most cynical people able to live with each other or will they fall in love? AU BXE JXA humorous
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,486 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 3/14/2008
Warm Feet by IrishGal4Twilight reviews
I really suck at these. After an eventful wedding, what exactly waits in the future for Bella and Edward? What or who could stand between them and their future happiness? Over 13,000 hits
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 45,220 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008
Lovers for Eternity by edwardbella001 reviews
Sequel to Friends for Eternity! What if Bella and Edward were best friends before lovers? This is a story on how they grow up as teenagers and into adults where their feelings become more than friendship. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,683 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 10/23/2008 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Complete
Clear night by FienB reviews
A BREAKING DAWN FANFICTION STORY...............The pain was running through my veins, like fire burning me inside. Why won't he just kill me, why? I felt his head laying on my chest. He was listening to my heart, for the last time...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,476 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
Beautiful Disaster by MrsJasperHale reviews
AU. All Human.His green eyes focused on me and a soft giggle escaped his lips. I was so focused on him that I almost forgot that I was standing in the middle of the living room in my underwear EXB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,449 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Edward, Bella
Going Crazy by Bella4Edward reviews
All Human! Bella, Rose, and Alice all pregnant together. How will the guys handle it? Read and find out.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 30,234 - Reviews: 865 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008
Locked In A Library by Alice-Bella reviews
Six very different people find themselves trapped in a library together. Will they survive? All human. BxE, AxJ, RxEm
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,820 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 3/14/2008
Morning Light by RozaBelikovXDimkaBelikov reviews
Forty years after Bella is changed; she comes back to solve some things with Charlie and Jacob. Then she learns what it means to be a student but not blow the secret, but can she protect her new friends while protecting her family at the same time?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,885 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
Once Upon A Hunt by Child-Of-God13 reviews
Bella is a lonely vampire Edward comes upon during a hunt. But Bella is broken beyond repair in the form of her past. Can Edward fix her? Will they fall in love? Or is it true that the past comes back to haunt you? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,103 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 3/9/2008
The Last Stand by CocoaSampson reviews
AU AH: Bella has been friends with Edward for awhile. But when insecurities get the best of her, she seems to lose the one thing she cares about: him.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,587 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Musical Love by Lady R. Lotus reviews
AU:All Human-Edward Cullen is the most successful music artist of the century and also a huge ladies man. He is loved by all except by one Bella Swan but in a bet, he is determined to change that! Can love actually bloom between them or is hate too strong
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,454 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
Like, So Time for A Makeover! by molliegoodgolly reviews
What if Bellas the pretty one? What would Edward do to win her heart? Involves makeovers and changes on the inside and out. Love has no eyes... but the bodies they belong to do. I story of love.. conquering over lust
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,379 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008
In Six Months I Lost My Mind But Found My Heart by An End Has A Start reviews
They’re from two different worlds but are brought together by a school exchange program. Three months at his school, three months at hers. They’re fighting each other and temptation. All Human. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 92,136 - Reviews: 2076 - Favs: 1,769 - Follows: 750 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
DATING THE BOSS by CindeBella - Edward's Manda reviews
Bella is always chasing different boys, using fake names. What will happen when she meets someone who is determined to fight for her? And help her change her bad habits? Read to find out :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,860 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008
A Cinderella Story by edwardbella001 reviews
Bella is the smart, quiet girl. Edward is the football captain and student body president. What happens when a world of texting and instant messaging unites these two lovers while every element in the universe is trying to keep them apart? All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,727 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Complete
Mr Loser by blackxout reviews
Edward Cullen has always been the nerdy boy with over sized glasses. He's been in love with Bella Swan ever since he first laid eyes on her. When Alice decides to give him a makeover, everyone in school seems to notice him, but does Bella notice him? OOC
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,600 - Reviews: 1697 - Favs: 1,122 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fate's Little Quirks by IPreferVerticallyChallenged reviews
Twilight. Awesome book. How would it be different if Bella wasn't quite as human? What if she had been searching for Edward?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 13,973 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Her Hidden Demon by yoyoente reviews
Bella finally loses her temper with Edward and other people. Just how scary can a human be?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,053 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Growing Up, Apart by Airi4264 reviews
Playing in the sandbox while drinking apple juice, the perfect childhood. Until Edward moves to L.A. for his dad's job and leaves 9-year-old Bella behind. What will they do when they see each other again? ON HOLD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,341 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008
In the Midst of Retail Drama by V's Peach reviews
Bella and Edward work for the same retail company. What happens when Edward transfers to Bella's store? AU. Everyone is HUMAN. First FanFic
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 77,359 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008
Will you be my friend? by meevee91 reviews
Bella has constantly moved around the States for the past four year while being homeschooled by her mother. Fate intervene's and she finds herself back in her hometown of Fork's, destined to befriend the Cullen's. ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,756 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/27/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008
Love Thy Neighbour by BookMe reviews
Alice and Rosalie work at Vogue and need an interesting topic for their next month's article. Edward moves into town, and Bella has two weeks off work. What will happen when a pair of sneeky Cupids come out to play? All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,134 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Complete
All Aboard by BookMe reviews
Rosalie, Alice and Bella win a 3week luxury cruise around the Caribbean where they meet Emmett, Jasper and Edward. Pleanty going on in this story. Also my personal favourite; All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 80,563 - Reviews: 1191 - Favs: 1,411 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Complete
Seasons Of Love by Shattered Glass Keeps Falling reviews
Bella and her friends are about to start their next semester at NYU. A string of attackers and murders comes to light. The verdict is made that no girl on campus is safe... EPILOGUE! AU All human. College years. ITS OVER!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 34 - Words: 48,544 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Complete
Edward's Next Top Girlfriend by Miss Fairytale reviews
Bella was suddenly thrown into a chaotic world full of gossip, money, and glamor when she moved to Forks, a famous town. As Bella accustoms to her new life she and Edward, the popular school heart throb, fall for each other.But can Edward change for love?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,239 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Bella, Edward
Can You Fight THe Tempation? by MOMEZLUVZEMMET reviews
Bella, a feisty, bold, new girl, comes to Forks, Washington to live with her cousin, Alice, since her dad’s always away at business trips. On her first day of her new highschool she bumps into the most popular, arrogant, snobbish, and amazingly hott Edwar
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/11/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008
What if? by twilightfan2597 reviews
What if Bella never moved to forks but got bitten by another vampire but then meets the cullens?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/7/2008
With Topaz Eyes by Miss Amy Lynn reviews
Bella and I were both on the couch in my room; her heart was no longer beating. Her eyes were filled with anger and hatred and a scowl had formed on her lips. “Do you remember, now?” she said, her icy words filled with venom.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,601 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008
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Paper airplanes reviews
I smoothed out the paper, revealing two neatly written words. Bella Swan
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,425 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 5/20/2008
cellphone reviews
I took out my cell phone and flipped it open, but something was different. The wallpaper was not mine. It was of three gorgeous men instead of Alice, Rosalie, and I. "This isn’t my phone!" I yelled as I spun the car around.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,799 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 5/26/2008
A love became reviews
When a love not meant to be became.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Complete
The story with a happy ending reviews
A story with a happy ending because love really is all that it is cracked up to be.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Bella, Edward
The hitchhiker reviews
During a long drive to her destination, she picks up a hot hitchhiker named Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Bella, Edward
She's my obsession reviews
I loved her more than anyone ever would, though I don't know her name. EdwardxBella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
Rain makes love reviews
“It’s beautiful because you’re in it,” I explained to her and kissed her cheek as a lovely blush appeared.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Influenza can be a good thing reviews
Bella and her father were visiting a friend when the spanish influenza struck and Edward wasn't the only one that Carlisle changed.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
Becuase I love her reviews
An Edward and Bella moment.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The magic of wish making reviews
Edward and Bella are bounded together by a single wish.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hijack reviews
The Cullens Hijack a plane. Emmett sings the star bangled banners. Jasper gets hit on by old women. And Edward and Bella... M for later on...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/18/2008
eternal promise reviews
In 1918, Edward purposed to Bella When the flu epidemic hits Chicago, they both ended up in the hospital, and changed by Carlisle. What happens when Bells didn't survive the transformation? 80 years later, Edward meets someone vaguly familiar?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,883 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 5/3/2008
It's just my luck reviews
Bella is a moster deep inside. Everyone that's close to her have passed away. What happens when she falls in love with Edward. Her conscience tells her not to risk his life. Her heart tells her to stay and be happy. What will she do? All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,233 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/19/2008 - Published: 3/27/2008