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Joined 03-04-08, id: 1516525, Profile Updated: 03-03-14
Author has written 12 stories for Sky High, Harry Potter, Tomcat in Love, Merlin, and StarTrek: Deep Space Nine.

Updates as of 3/3/14:

I start my new, legit adult job next week so I'm trying to make the best of my last six days of unemployment freedom. Hence:

changed the title of a passionate, fragmentary girl, maybe? to underestimate and swim. in the past three days it's gone from two chapters to 10! There's also half a dozen other ones of all kinds sitting in the doc manager waiting to undergo final edits & whatnot, so expect those to all be up within the month and this will be FINISHED because I've basically burned through my Parvati Patil muse.

Holy shit guys, I worked on weather girl today!!! Goal is to have this chapter completed by the end of March with a plan on how to wrap this mother up.

riot grrrl manifesto is officially undergoing a short, mini-project-revamp -- adding a few things to earlier chapters & getting some editing. additionally, the next chapter is nearly finished. This week's to-do includes completing one and/or both of those things by Saturday. Wish me luck, you know how that usually goes for me if you've been following my writing.

3/1/14:

Creatively active as far as riot grrrl manifesto goes, in more ways than one. doing a lot of separate character mapping/developing.

Finished the last chapter for the lady of shallot over the hols, subsequently lost my flashdrive, am hoping it will show up eventually. ???

In the process of going back through i don't belong here to fix some errors, tiny inconsistencies, shit that bothers me, etc. Slow because I really need to be better at naming my documents, both on my computer and on google docs. And because I'm busy with life and other projects that are more interesting than finding typos, splitting chapters, blah blah.


As if anyone really reads bios, but in case you're interested...

SARA: 20-something, catholic, smithie, anarchist, intellectual, feminist, austenite, pilgrim, and dreamer.

I'm a bit nutty, but mostly I mean well. I RP, I have an affinity for Mountain Dew, Monster energy drinks, and Polar seltzer water. My favorite food is anything buffalo chicken themed. I have a degree in History, which was fun and fulfilling but thankfully over. Netflix is my life partner. My favorite-movie-that-I-hate-to-admit-I-love is While You Were Sleeping. The other one I usually tell people is the Boondock Saints or Bend It Like Beckham. I think "fuck you" to people who don't like girls with too many tattoos, girls who smoke, etc because I ain't drinking their "lady" kool-aid. I'm also disorganized slob perfectly content to live as a hot mess. Rock n' roll, I guess.

The most important thing to know about me as a writer is that I'm freakishly sporadic, great with ideas, but horrible at finishing them.I feel super sorry if you are attached to anything I write because I'll probably post a bunch of chapters close together but then you won't see one for ages. I'll probably re-write parts of it, get you excited again, maybe post an update, and poof then I'm gone again, like the tricky little bitch I am. Not to mention when I get these ideas, start them, but lose steam and never get past a chapter or two. I don't like filler chapters, at least not writing them. I'm kind of experimenting with different ways to get around that and still give you some nice shit to read. Let's see... as you might be able to tell from my stories and my favorited stories, I also have an affinity for OCs and AUs. I like looking at things from an alternate perspective, and I like to try ad teach old dogs new tricks (/read other people trying the same thing!). I like to be creative, am terrible at proofreading my own work, but writing keeps me sane.

if you've got nothing better to do with life, you can follow me on twitter (@star_crossd) or tumblr (feminerdy). Kirk out.


Stores that are IN PROGRESS:

weather girl (you are the queen of my world): SKY HIGH. This is the one story you can count of me forcing myself to continue. I've been working on this story, writing and rewriting, for like nine years so I'm going to finish this bitch if it's the last thing I do. No matter how long it goes without an update, take heart, because there will eventually be one. Currently LASHOC, & no matter how much I have become attached to that pairing, it will eventually be WARRENOC. PROJECT REVAMP was completed as of August 5th, 2012. Goal for new chapter: April 1st, 2014.

brave new world: STAR TREK: DS9. This story is a collection of snippets/drabbles/whatevers about JAN (OC). One minute she is jumping out of a friend's car and crossing the street, but then it all goes to hell...or technically, Deep Space Nine. I dunno if this is going anywhere, to be honest, but maybe eventually.

the lady of shalott: BBC'S MERLIN. This is my attempt at bringing Tennyson and other Arthurian legend surrounding Elaine of Astolat into the BBC-Merlin-verse. Nobody in Camelot could really say they ever took much notice of Elaine of Astolat, until one newly knighted Sir Lancelot smiles at her from across the way. d. Set in seasons 1, 3, and 4. Unrequited sort-of-OC, contains character death. Tralala see the updates section.

RIOT GRRRL MANIFESTO: HARRY POTTER. My latest foray into "how to craft a fic that I can finish that still properly tells a story." Kathryn (OC) only wanted a couple of things out of life: to get away from the Dursleys, to do something memorable, to graduate...but more than anything? She just really wanted to be something other than 'Harry Potter's little sister.' These are her adventures. AU. Rated for future chapters. Currently undergoing a project revamp & the latest chapter (the 1st half of GoF) is nearly done. Goal for the completion of Kathryn's 3rd year: May 1st, 2014.

underestimate and swim: HP. "If all you see is how I look, you miss the superchick within. Christen me titanic? Underestimate and swim!" A series of drabbles and other snippets looking into the life and times of one Parvati Patil. Previously titled a passionate, fragmentary girl, maybe? and has been updated a bunch recently, with a clear end in sight.

Stories which have been deemed DISCONTINUED:

Happiness is Not a Riddle: HARRY POTTER. Centered around my OC, Rosalind, and is currently being considered to undergo a PROJECT REVAMP. MWPP. Rosalind Barlow receives a diary for her seventeenth birthday and proceeds to name it "Nora" for no particular reason. Nora becomes witness to her friendships, losses, and even some love on Rosalind's search for herself. RemusOC. Keep this around for funsies.

I'd Be Surprisingly Good For You: Currently contains two chapters and let's be honest, this is probably not gonna go any further. Mary Eleanor (OC) always had a thing for older men, and certainly never had a problem getting a man of any kind. But even she didn't expect to fall head over heels in lust with her new Professor, and even less for him to say 'no'. RemusOC. Discontinued, possibly forever.

Stories which are ONE SHOTS, ordered by which ones I like best:

They Carried Their Memories: TOMCAT IN LOVE though technically it's THE THINGS THEY CARRIED. Creative writing assignment from ages ago that was based on THE THINGS THEY CARRIED by the brilliant Tim O'Brien. Follows two students at one run-down, urban high school and how they think about the future.

Priceless: HARRY POTTER. Someone commented that the nameless girl in this story is Moaning Myrtle but UM NOOO it is not. It was written pre-HBP and is thus non-compliant with anything we learned about Horcruxes then. It was my attempt at how TMR could have gotten immortal. She would die, all her beauty and loveliness and her vibrant smile, so he could live. Nothing comes for free, especially this. Hints of unrequited TMROC. One-shot. Warning: violence.

I AM MORGANA: BBC'S MERLIN. Morgana-centric short n' sweet oneshot, inspired by badass portrayals of Morgana Le Fey. Written immediately after S2E12 and revamped in fall 2012. The Great Dragon called her a 'simple witch,' Gaius tried to stifle her budding powers, and they saw her as a pawn in the scheme of others. They all, at one time or another, underestimated her. It would be her greatest strength.

the sign said stop but we went on whole-hearted: SKY HIGH. Companion/sort-of-preque piece to weather girl & it takes last place because I really need to go back and do some editing. Marianne Poe, code-name "Sibyl", muses about her late husband, the famous Storm Starter.

Stories that have been COMPLETED (hallelujah!):

I don't belong here: HARRY POTTER. Funky, experimental piece about how PP goes from bffs with some of the most beloved characters in the fandom to one of the most hated and reviled members of said fandom. Canon compliant. Petter Pettigrew: Stupid boy, foolish boy, coward, hero-worshipper, and rat. Except there is always so much more. A look into Peter's life, because fanfic authors are quite like Vonnegut's Tralfamadorians - we see in four dimensions. rated for language.

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Life in Red by Live2Ride2Live reviews
Space... there's a lot of it: And when you're a low-rank, inexperienced red-shirt it seems a whole lot bigger.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 30 - Words: 82,349 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/25 - Published: 7/22/2010 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones, P. Chekov, OC
Girl in the War by astridfire reviews
Who says you can't fight evil and be pretty? A Girl!Harry AU, starting with Rose Potter's first year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 152,215 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 1,695 - Follows: 1,930 - Updated: 8/1 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
Home with the Fairies by I-Mushi reviews
We've all seen the horribly butchered and cliché girl-falls-into-Middle-Earth stories. So is it possible to make a semi-realistic one? Follow Maddie on her own adventure exploring Middle Earth as the opposite of a Tenth Walker.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 251,165 - Reviews: 1149 - Favs: 1,235 - Follows: 1,334 - Updated: 6/4 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Boromir, Eowyn, Faramir, Eomer
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 30537 - Favs: 16,978 - Follows: 14,699 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Boy Who Lived by The Santi reviews
Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 147,796 - Reviews: 3930 - Favs: 7,750 - Follows: 7,980 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P.
Magical Relations by evansentranced reviews
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 69 - Words: 260,704 - Reviews: 4996 - Favs: 5,185 - Follows: 6,491 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
On the Way to Greatness by mira mirth reviews
As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts—and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 232,797 - Reviews: 3262 - Favs: 7,934 - Follows: 9,131 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P.
Prince of the Dark Kingdom by Mizuni-sama reviews
Ten years ago, Voldemort created his kingdom. Now a confused young wizard stumbles into it, and carves out a destiny. AU. Nondark Harry. MentorVoldemort. VII Ch.8 In which someone is dead, wounded, or kidnapped in every scene.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 147 - Words: 1,253,480 - Reviews: 10626 - Favs: 6,034 - Follows: 5,426 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Changes by Faere reviews
Slighly AU. Feeling vulnerable, not only to herself, but to those who would exploit her, Chloe feels she can no longer stay in Metropolis and chooses another town marked with the dark and mysterious. An attempt at a Chloe-centered crossover. Chruce
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 102,424 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Chloe S.
The Light of Day by Nauticalmass reviews
With one slice of her finger, Jasper lost his whole life and vowed she would lose hers, too. However, the light of day revealed Bella Swan to be the least of his problems. J/B HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 152,095 - Reviews: 2939 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 1,210 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Bella, Jasper
A Bird in Flight: Revelries of a Quidditch Captain by SailingAwaySoftly reviews
You might say Ravenclaw Rue Von Straussburg leads a life that is a beautiful landscape, except for that one small, disgusting smudge: Oliver Wood. Overflowing with mischief, havoc-wrecking, and Scot-bashing, Rue's year will be most interesting. WoodOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,494 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Oliver W., OC - Complete
What He Would Have Done by TheGalwayGirl reviews
Lizzie Bennet Diaries. Post(ish) Ep. 84. What might have happened if Charlotte's phone call hadn't interrupted Darcy and Lizzie's conversation. The fluffiest-at least until the last couple of lines. You might want to skip those if you're already really sad...
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Hand Magic by FeatheredManiraptoran reviews
I haven't seen her since, not really. Not enough to make me happy, not enough to satisfy the thirst within my heart. The girl who came to Hogwarts during my last year and changed everything. The girl who saved me. The girl who saved everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 282,289 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Neville L., OC - Complete
an he were, i would burn my study by deews reviews
Much Ado About Nothing. Beatrice and Benedick, pre-the events of Much Ado.
Shakespeare - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,792 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Complete
At His Mercy by Evelyn Reid reviews
She only wants to be recognized by the one man most important to her. The question: which man? The shining captain she's admired for so long? Or the commander she can't quite understand? One is what she wants. One may be what she needs. Spock/OC/Kirk
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,281 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Spock, J. Kirk
Leaves of Grass by Nauticalmass reviews
After returning from Italy, Bella's not sure if she can still love Edward. The next morning, she awakens in an unimaginable time and place: Houston, 1862. When she encounters a member of the Cullen family as a human, how far will she follow her heart? B/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 95,475 - Reviews: 5716 - Favs: 4,629 - Follows: 1,835 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Harry Potter and the Unraveling of Time by Koinaka reviews
When Harry chooses to tamper with time to save his loved ones, he discovers exactly what happens to those who meddle with time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,165 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
Venom of a Snake by LivingInAFantasy00 reviews
Audrey Parker is in her Fifth Year at Hogwarts, determined Slytherin Quidditch Captain who struggles to prove her status on a male dominated team. Her one goal this year is to win The Quidditch Cup but sadly their is one thing that stands in her way.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 71,776 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 10/16/2010 - OC, Oliver W.
Witchcraft by a Picture by anyavioletta reviews
If you think that Hogwarts was squeaky clean in the 1940's, think again. Sex, drugs, violence, love, jealousy, and a bit of murder… Welcome to Hogwarts! Tom Riddle/OC, Alphard Black/OC, OC/OC. Rated M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 231,393 - Reviews: 1775 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Tom R. Jr., OC - Complete
What It Means To Be A Hero by Kath33 reviews
Anna and Warren have finally graduated from Sky High and are looking forward to saving the world as Heroes. But they'll soon realize that their dreams are easier said than done. This is the final installment of the 'With Enemies Like These' series.
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,191 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Warren P. - Complete
Genius Does What It Must by smrt1 reviews
Growing up, Harry Potter became a smartass. Now he's starting Hogwarts, with trusty sidekick Millicent Bulstrode, a question for everything, and a cheerfully sarcastic demeanor that makes everyone want to smack him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,086 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 1,113 - Follows: 1,283 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Hinting at Magic by Modern Artifact reviews
7 yrs after HPDH. Alice McNally, witty Oxford graduate, gets herself into trouble with the Ministry of Magic for writing a book on a hypothetical magical world; an alternate history is revealed via her dreams. Includes Malfoys, Blaise Zabini, & many more!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 158,778 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 5/11/2010 - OC, Draco M. - Complete
Coming Back to Life by Suni-Dlight reviews
I am a scientest, a researcher. My life has been dedicated to understanding the mysterious of life . . . and sometimes even death. Who would of thought I would ever make a discovery like this!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,876 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 5/6/2010 - OC, Sirius B. - Complete
Undead Secrets by BitterIcing reviews
Alternate Universe. Neville is the Boy Who Lived. So what does that make Harry Potter? Just a shy unpopular kid right? No, nobody could have imagined just how wrong they were. Secrets and Lies, Truth and Protection. Welcome to the War.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 115,540 - Reviews: 1017 - Favs: 2,315 - Follows: 2,639 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 11/23/2006
Incidents 1: Fritz by scribblemyname reviews
Rogue's powers are malfunctioning and Hank wants to know why. Remy's a new student trying to avoid a medical exam. And they have an audience. Hints of Romy - COMPLETE
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,653 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Rogue, Gambit - Complete
The Inner Eye of Harry Potter by jbern reviews
Imagine Harry Potter raised under the guiding hand of Sibyll Trelawney. He arrives at Hogwarts versed in the higher arts of Divination, Arithmancy, Numerology, and Palmistry - you know 'real magic.' Prepare yourself for one humorous ride.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,566 - Reviews: 872 - Favs: 1,993 - Follows: 2,071 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Harry P., Sybill T.
My Hero by Ac Colins reviews
Lash doesn't want a sidekick. Glory doesn't really care. LashXoc
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 15,103 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Lash
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10446 - Favs: 13,086 - Follows: 5,356 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Unfogging the Future by Acciosnuffles reviews
A Hogwarts professor becomes a target for Voldemort, who believes she has a talent that will benefit his cause. Dumbledore convinces her to take refuge at Grimmauld Place. The owner, however, is not happy about this intrusion. SBOC, AU, rated M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 218,165 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
The Elements of Camelot by Ac Colins reviews
Elle Knight doesn't dream of far away lands or knights in shining armor, and magic is as common to her as her own face. So why does a Great Dragon tell her that the Once and Future King's success rests in her hands?
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 32,304 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Merlin - Complete
The Ava Chronicles by sreduaram reviews
Meet Ava Grier. Gryffindor Seeker, slightly irrational, and does not fancy Oliver Wood. Or so she says.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,496 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Oliver W., OC - Complete
Diary, oh Diary by Agent of the Apothecary reviews
As if being the weird twin sister of the most beautiful woman on the planet wasn't enough; now my lab partner is god's gift to heterosexual females . . . and he wants to roast me alive. I hate college. // AN: I'll be honest, this is on hiatus.
Sky High - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,898 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Warren P.
Marple, Maria Marple by OyHumbug reviews
Set during the final episode of season one, Maria realizes that Tess isn't exactly who she claims to be, and she sets out to save all her friends from the fourth alien. Max and Liz, Michael and Maria, Alex and Isabel
Roswell - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,264 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Liz P., Max E. - Complete
Three Times is Enemy Action by Aurilia reviews
Once again, Harry, Sam, and Dean are on a Hunt together, only this one may turn out to be the most important Hunt of all. Harry Potter xover, rated M for language, not slash. Sequel to 'Twice is Circumstance'.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,711 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Harry P., Dean W.
my karma ran over my dogma by Agent of the Apothecary reviews
Logic dictates that Claire should go to Dartmouth. Unfortunately, her gut has chosen now to rear its ugly, wibbly-wobbly head, and it is dictating in a rather high-pitched, wavering voice that it doesn’t think it can manage without Quil in biking distance
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,763 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Claire, Quil Jr. - Complete
Tomorrow: Done Up Raw by wizkid08 reviews
Abandoned, fortunately, I think, because I am working on another copy. Please, take a glance at "Concerning Queen Evelyn, Among Other Things." Thank you!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 76,245 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Sirius B., OC
All at Once by Aurilia reviews
AU. Harry didn't go to Hogwarts, he went to Stonewall Secondary. His main goal in life was to leave the Dursleys' and go to college, until Remus Lupin finds him on his seventeenth birthday and his life changes all at once. See Ch 1 AN for more info.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 210,642 - Reviews: 2934 - Favs: 2,264 - Follows: 2,341 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 5/1/2006 - Harry P., Remus L.
Reunion by Agent of the Apothecary reviews
It’s one of the Shermer High’s Class of 1986’s most startling evenings . . . and it’s happening fifteen years after they graduated. One thing's for sure - meeting the Breakfast Club sure is going to surprise some of these people.
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Complete
Destiny Reversed by chattypandagurl reviews
-COMPLETE- One morning Harry wakes up in a different world. His parents are alive and Neville bears the scar. Things are different and Harry starts to like that the weight of the world isn't on his shoulders. Neville may not be able to bear that weight.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 163,839 - Reviews: 1806 - Favs: 3,034 - Follows: 1,627 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Dudley Dursley and the Hogwarts Letter by KindKit reviews
Dudley wishes he could go to Hogwarts. AU, and written before Deathly Hallows came out. This is a remix, with permission, of a drabble by Lilacsigil.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Dudley D., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Walk Like Men by Kenya Starflight reviews
On his way to the Lars homestead, Obiwan is ambushed and loses baby Luke. Luke is discovered and raised to adulthood... by Sandpeople.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 110,462 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 4/25/2008 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5417 - Favs: 10,219 - Follows: 3,084 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Across the Universe by mira mirth reviews
Vague spoilers for PS-HBP. One-shot. James Potter observes as Harry arrives to an alternate dimension where his parents are alive and Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived. Trying to teach old cliches new tricks, here.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 3,343 - Follows: 479 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Captain's Choice by AgentPersephone reviews
.'A bet. To lose our virginity to someone, preferably good looking,' Roger said. 'And female,' Marcus added, looking pointedly at Cedric. 'Oh ha ha,' Cedric replied sarcastically. AU hot Quidditch Captain mayhem.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 60,495 - Reviews: 1180 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 2/23/2005 - Oliver W., Cedric D.
Wishful by Rosa Cotton reviews
Link kissed Tracy at the end of the Miss Teenage Hairspray Pageant. Surely he'd been tempted to do that sooner. Trink all the way!
Hairspray - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,074 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Link L., Tracy T.
Shadows of the Future by stormqueen873 reviews
ObiWan lost the duel on Mustafar, but instead of dying, he finds himself on a ship leaving Tatooine, with his old Master and a familiar young boy. As events begin to unfold, can he stop the future he knows from occuring? TPM AU, ObiAniQui bonding, DONE!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 129,321 - Reviews: 2173 - Favs: 4,546 - Follows: 1,058 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Plaything of the Gods by ChelleyBean reviews
Do you ever feel that sometimes the Powers that Be are laughing at you?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,208 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/2/2007 - Published: 1/28/2003
Drunk like Black by Pyro Symptoms Unleashed reviews
Ginny Weasley is a fully accomplished healer, a young 27yearold veteran from the war with Voldemort, and an experienced Order member. So, someone explain, why does a drunk Sirius Black crash on her couch once a week? And what is he trying to tell her?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,610 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Ginny W., Sirius B. - Complete
Paying for Vengeance by Just-a-moment reviews
They take her in. They become her friends. They give her a new reason to fight. But will Katie's past mean the end of the Saints? MurphyOC, ConnorOC
Boondock Saints - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 256,382 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/27/2006 - Published: 5/13/2006 - Complete
The Dutiful Wife by Wendynat reviews
The wife of an Imperial officer struggles to maintain her sanity and her vision of the truth while wearing the mask of dutiful wife, but when she meets a member of the Rebellion, her duty and her desires clash.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,613 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/14/2006 - Published: 9/17/2005
A Keen Observer by DeepDownSlytherin reviews
Andromeda says little, but she sees everything. Through their years at Hogwarts, she watches her sisters as one falls in love and one falls into madness, and doesn't see as a muggleborn boy breaks into her sheltered life. Now Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 149,784 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 1,280 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 10/10/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Andromeda T., Ted T. - Complete
Boxers by Pyro Symptoms Unleashed reviews
Looking back, it was all because of those blasted boxers. Yes, he would blame it on the boxers. That and her stupid knickers. And his sofa. And Blaise. And Colin. And that dratted cat. Oh, and buggering sperm. Yes, it was a conspiracy. Yes, that was it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,783 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/6/2006 - Published: 5/31/2006 - Ginny W., Draco M.
The Problem With Cupboards by opalish reviews
As far as I can tell, the main problem with growing up in a cupboard is that it gets you used to living in a cage. - Harry's POV. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 62 - Published: 2/19/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter was an Only Child by Siriusly Amused reviews
COMPLETE! An AU fic where James and Lily lived, Harry is a normal wizard teen, and he has...SIBLINGS! But what happens when Harry finds out that he is living a life that shouldn't be?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,334 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/9/2005 - Published: 9/21/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Reminiscence by Kenya Starflight reviews
Calvin is all grown up... how has the passage of time affected him and those around him? My first nonStar Wars fic!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 1,990 - Follows: 165 - Published: 9/7/2004 - Calvin, Hobbes - Complete
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underestimate and swim reviews
"If all you see is how I look, you miss the superchick within. Christen me titanic? Underestimate and swim!" A series of drabbles and other snippets looking into the life and times of one Parvati Patil. 4/24/14: New title! latest updates: firewhiskey troubles, my baby's smooth as sandpaper, beware soulless ginger boys, the way of the prophets, & more! Tentatively finished.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,312 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/24/2014 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Hermione G., Parvati P., Padma P., Lavender B. - Complete
RIOT GRRRL MANIFESTO
Kathryn only wanted a couple of things out of life: to get away from the Dursleys, to do something memorable, to graduate...but more than anything? She just really wanted to be something other than 'Harry Potter's little sister.' These are her adventures. AU. Rated for future chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,154 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Harry P.
I don't belong here reviews
Petter Pettigrew: Stupid boy, foolish boy, coward, hero-worshipper, and rat. Except there is always so much more. A look into Peter's life, because fanfic authors are quite like Vonnegut's Tralfamadorians - we see in four dimensions. rated for language. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,114 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Peter P. - Complete
brave new world reviews
a collection of snippets/drabbles/whatevers. one minute jan is jumping out of a friend's car and crossing the street, but then it all goes to hell. or technically, deep space nine.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,909 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 8/12/2012
the lady of shalott reviews
Nobody in Camelot could really say they ever took much notice of Elaine of Astolat, until one newly knighted Sir Lancelot smiles at her from across the way. Her life is forever changed. Set in seasons 1, 3, and 4. Unrequited OC, contains character death. Tennyson meets the BBC.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,165 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Lancelot
weather girl you are the queen of my world reviews
Senka Poe has been in love with Warren Peace for...well, forever. As a senior, a series of changes cause her to reconsider pretty much her entire life and nothing is like she thought it would be. Especially with Warren. WarrenOC eventual, LashOC. REVAMPED 8/5/12
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,217 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Warren P., Lash
the sign said stop but we went on whole hearted reviews
Marianne Poe, code-name "Sibyl", muses about her late husband, the famous Storm Starter. Companion/kind of prequel to Weather Girl (You are the Queen of My World).
Sky High - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,891 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Complete
Happiness is Not a Riddle reviews
MWPP. Rosalind Barlow receives a diary for her seventeenth birthday and proceeds to name it "Nora" for no particular reason. Nora becomes witness to her friendships, losses, and even some love on Rosalind's search for herself. ON HIATUS for an indefinite amount of time, possibly permanently.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,262 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010
i am morgana reviews
The Great Dragon called her a 'simple witch,' Gaius tried to stifle her budding powers, and they saw her as a pawn in the scheme of others. They all, at one time or another, underestimated her. It would be her greatest strength. ONESHOT, written after S2E12.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Morgana - Complete
I'd Be Surprisingly Good For You reviews
Mary Eleanor always had a thing for older men, and certainly never had a problem getting a man of any kind. But even she didn't expect to fall head over heels in lust with her new Professor, and even less for him to say 'no'. RemusOC. Discontinued, possibly forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,951 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Remus L., OC
They Carried Their Memories reviews
Creative Writing assignment based off of Tim O'Brien's techniques in "The Things They Carried." Close enough.
Tomcat in Love - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/31/2009
Priceless? reviews
She would die, all her beauty and loveliness and her vibrant smile, so he could live. Nothing comes for free, especially this. Hints of unrequited TMROC. One-shot. Warning: violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Tom R. Jr., OC