Poll: Should I call a fic about the Grey Lady looking into the mirror of Erised "Erised stra ehru oy wohsi" or "Erised stra ehru oyt ube cafru oyt on wohsi?" Vote Now!
Author has written 24 stories for Harry Potter.
I am very bad at updating stories in a timely manner. I have several stories that have not been updated in years. This does not mean that I will never finish the story; I will finish them all. It just might take a while. I'm really sorry, but I fail at having responsibilities, and I tend to lose motivation. I WILL finish them eventually, though. You just have to be patient with me.
My name is Tiffany
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can’t do a wrong
I can’t speak at all
Or else im locked up
All day long.
When im awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren’t home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie’s bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I’m so afraid now
I’m starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He’s already locked it
And i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While i lay there motionless
Brawled on the floor
My name is tiffany
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
And you can help
Sickens me top the soul,
And if you read this
and don’t pass it on
I pray for your forgiveness
Because you would have to be
One heartless person
To not be effected
By this Poem
And because you are effected,
Do something about it!
So all I ask you to do
Is pass this on!
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I am just a humble teenager sitting her living room; eating potato chips; listening to music; being tormented by ghosts, demons, and an anti-shadowperson; writing stories that I'm not legally old enough to read. Oh, and possibly being attacked by two inch long cockroaches which seem to be very happy making themselves at home in my bathroom since the exterminator skipped our apartment. If you want the whole story behind the "ghosts, demons and an anti-shadowperson" thing, go to www.neopets.com/~Luna_lovegood_230 it's all explained there. The potato chips are either ruffles original or lays salt and vinegar. The music is normally Evanescence, Vanessa Carlton, Sandi Thom, Hilary Duff, Flyleaf, Paramore, The Birthday Massacre, or Aly & Aj. Or ALL CAPS (if you're into wizard rock, you might have heard of them, if not, check them out!) The stories:
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The Rightest Thing
Bring a Friend
Both a prequel and a sequel to "The Rightest Thing" at the same time...don't ask... What happens when Severus breaks his promise to Bellatrix? What about when he makes another one its place? And what happens when he regrets doing both?
Crimson Regret and Betrayal
I wish...I wish I were dead..." What happened the night after Severus Snape uttered these words? Having promised to protect Harry, he couldn't die, but he wanted to. One-shot. Inspired by tourniquet and Like You by Evanescence. Not a songfic.
The Full Moon's Request
Tonks wants something from Remus, and he doesn't want her to have it. Inspired by the song Birdie by Vanessa Carlton. NOT A SONG-FIC! Rated because of paranoia. Not DH compliant.
Lily and Severus sitting in the trees during the summer after their 4th year at Hogwarts. 100-word drabble. A bit sad. Rated because I'm paranoid.
Best of Cruel Intentions
The night the Longbottoms were tortured was a horribly sad night. This is my version of what happened. Written before DH. Inspired by Red Stars by The Birthday Massacre. No one dies, it's tragedy because they ended up "worse than dead." VERY SAD!
100 word drabble. Basically everything I hate about fanfiction personified, but I don't think I did that horribly. A stolen moment in the lives of two young lovers. Next generation. Fluffy (gasp)! Inspired by the song "Before the Dawn" by Evanescence.
Very short one-shot about the story of The Bloody Baron and Helena Ravenclaw. I've made a few changes to the book story because I think Helena probably lied about some of the parts that had nothing to do with the diadem, to make herself look better. Extremely short. Probably somewhere between three and five hundred words. I don't feel like counting right now.
I'm not exactly sure what this even is. I normally can't stand unrealistic couples, but I just had to write it. Set during DH. Ginny is at school and she, Luna, and Neville come up with a way to get information that only the Death Eaters would know. It works perfectly, but at the same time it goes horribly wrong. Diary Format (yes, I have Ginny writing in a diary...she's also out in the middle of the Forbidden Forest...Don't ask, I'm not sure myself). DMGW (like I said, I don't know what the hell was wrong with me when I got this idea). Inspired by the songs Pretty Baby, Rinse, Sway, Paradise, and Afterglow by Vanessa Carlton.
Online and Incomplete
Nightmares Under Purple Skies
The diary of Luna Lovegood kept during the months she spent in the dungeon under Malfoy Manor. Short inspired by the song "Imaginary" by Evanescence. NOT a songfic! Rated because I'm paranoid.
A few summer days in the life of thirteen-year-old Severus Snape. Not as boring as it sounds. Fairly violent. Could be seen as a seen as a sequel to Bring a Friend. Not romantic! Finished in my notebook, I just have to type it up.
Offline but Complete in My Notebooks
Sequel to Over Punishment. about half way through writing this story I got a song stuck in my head. More specifically Pain by Three Days Grace. More specifically the middle of the chorus "Pain, Can't get enough, Pain, I like it rough." That should tell you enough. If it doesn't...Sev's father gets even more violent during the summer after his third year. He finds a new way to deal with it.
The Revenge of the Slytherins
Sequel to Downward Spirals. I still had Pain stuck in my head when I started this story. Sev asks Lily to hurt him (for a good reason) before they go back to Hogwarts for their fourth year, she does it only because she knows that he'd suffer more if she didn't. Almost as soon as they get back to school, someone sees the scars and figures out not only that it was her, but why she did it. The rumour spreads and soon they have to deal with it. How does Sev deal with a crowd of curious students? And more importantly, how will Lily deal with a crowd of angry Slytherins?
'Til Death Do Us Part
Sequel to The Revenge of Severus Snape. The second biggest reason Sev never ran away from home has happened at last, without the benefit of being gone, and now Lily and her parents refuse to let him go home because they're afraid that if he returns, the first reason will happen, but that makes him afraid that his father will do the third. How does he deal with fear and Petunia at the same
Sequel to 'Til Death Do Us Part. Sev's Death Eater Initiation.
Prequel to The Rightest Thing. Lily finds out about Sev's father's secret.
The first detention Neville gets during his seventh year. First-person POV. Was a one-shot, but it has developed a second chapter about the aftermath of said detention with Ginny and Luna.
The last Half hour before Tonks dies. Very odd. Inspired by the song "Time" by Sandi Thom. First-person POV.
We All Die
I haven't decide what to call it, yet, do I put every title that I've considered up there. It most likely won't end up being one of those, though. Sequel to Artificial Sun. Set three days later. More AU than the first one. Ginny runs back to the forest and finds her diary once again after Draco brings her down to the dungeons to show her something, and this time she can't return. Not what you would expect because of things revealed at the end of Artificial Sun (in other words, not sexual unless you decide to over think things and add story details that are not even hinted at, but could possibly fit in). Inspired by the song "Bleed"/"I Must Be Dreaming"/"Untitled" by Evanescence (nobody is really sure what the title of the song is. I don't think it was never released in stores).
Make Me Feel Alive
A short, very strange Bella/Rodolphus oneshot that is set while they're at school. I'm not sure I'm even going to type it up, much less post it. Inspired by the song "Anything But Ordinary" by Avril Lavigne. I changed the ages a little bit, so that the Black sisters were closer together in age. Sort of predictable, especially if you know the song and the two lines I took the title from.
Erised stra ehru oy wohsi
Capitalization intentional. Vote on the title in the poll at the top of the page. Did you ever wonder why the Grey Lady was in the library on the night that Harry found the Mirror of Erised?
Ron and Hermione take Rose and Hugo camping in the Forest of Dean, and Hermione ends up giving Rose some good advice. Inspired by the song "More Than This" by Vanessa Carlton. Was originally intended to be much longer than it ended up, but I like how it turned out, so I'm not going to rewrite it.
Walk on Water
Basically Ragdoll in Ginny's POV. Inspired by the song "All I Ask" by Vanessa Carlton.
Erase the Silence
Luna's POV of Ragdoll/Walk on Water. Inspired by the songs "Sweet Sacrifice" and "Lose Control" by Evanescence. I haven't technically finished writing this, yet, but all that I have left to do is translate the ending of the other two into her POV.
Sequel to Ragdoll. Another detention in Neville's POV.
Draco is using Pansy, and she knows it. Inspired by the song "Swindler" by Vanessa Carlton. In no way related to Shine Bright, in which I envision them living happily ever after...or as happy as a Death Eater and his bride can be, at least. In this one, she leaves him.
Remus is in love, but she doesn't know his secret. He decides to tell her, but is afraid that she'll leave. RLOC. AU, because I imagine these two ending up together. the OC's name is Melissa, and she unintentionally ended up becoming a recurring character in a few of my fics. Just warning you.
Draco despises himself. He hates what he has become, but he doesn't know what to do about it. Very short oneshot that is somehow related to Artificial Sun, so it's DMGW, but not really...I can't explain it without giving something big away. Sorry.
Offline and Incomplete
Name has THREE reasons to be the name: 1) it was inspired by the song Happy Birthday by TBM and I tend to get song lyrics and turn them into titles, 2) the person who is the part that the 'birthday boy' in the song is the person the whole story is based around (though he is not the main character...see Lily's part in Crimson Regret and Betrayal), and 3) I don't want to spoil the ending...giggle...
After the Battle
An almost fluffy little romance about Remus and Tonks after the battle of Hogwarts. Inspired by Do You Want Me, Weird, and a few other songs that I can't remember what they are by Hilary Duff. Cannot finish because I it ends with a kiss and I still haven't had my first kiss.
Technically part of Secrets of the Third Marauder, but It works as a one-shot. I messed with the years of everything, but oh well. James and Lily are about to dance when Sirius has an emergency. A real emergency. They leave the party and don't come back to the castle until almost dawn. The party has been over for hours, but Lily still owes James a dance. Inspired by Promise Me by The Birthday Massacre Cannot finish because it ends with a kiss and I still haven't had my first kiss.
The Secrets of the Third Marauder
A half-angst, half comedy story about Sirius Black's life from age eleven to eighteen. Co-written by me and my friend Mia, who doesn't have an account. I'm not good at comedy, so I asked her to help me. Inspired by Nobody's Home, Losing Grip, I'm With You, and I Always Get What I Want by Avril Lavigne. May end up containing RLSB slash, because they're too cute together and I can't resist, even though I'm trying to...
I'm Not Dreaming
Luna/Neville fic based on a long fic I wrote but will never post because it's crap. Neville has hurt Luna. He did it on purpose, but also accidentally, and he didn't want to do it. She's been in a coma for three weeks and he feels incredibly guilty. He's sitting in a tree and thinking about life when something surprises him. Inspired by Hello by Evanescence, but with a happier ending. Cannot finish because it ends with a kiss and I still haven't had my first kiss.
Most of the DH chapter "Malfoy Manor" in Hermione's point of view. Basically an excuse for me to be repetitive and use long words.
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Funny things My friends/other people I know say
Before you read this, I warn you, there are random Harry Potter/Naruto references, so if you don't get something, that's why...
Ferrets are very COUhotGH meals!
Poison sumac, noun. A swamp shrub...(continues reading def. of poison sumac)...cousin of the poisonous banana.
...he's a weasel...
IT'S NOT MARS YOU IDIOT!
But you have to watch out for the Hogwarts Lighting incorporation, cause they will steal all your cookies and turn you into a grape!!
Girl from bible school a few years ago: 1 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7...
I'M GONNA DIE!!
Me: reading aloud come to the dark side, we have cookies...that can't be right...
Mia: Put the lime in the coconut and mix it all up!
YOU WANNA SEE WHAT SUGAR CAN DO TO ME? MeEp! mEeP! COKE! NUFFINS! MUFFINS!
My friend: Popcorn got sick, but, um, I don't know, he's like all cheesy and good, so...he's gone, yeah, yeah! He's really good! Okay, I have one, I have his eyeball right here, okay, and he's gonna talk to us, k? I'm gonna try to to make him, I'm gonna try to put it into words so we understand. Okay. Hi popcorn!
Freddy: my name'sgoth!
Isaia: Do you know what swinging fast reminds me of?
You're drawing in the fuzzy?
Things About Fanfiction that I Find Disturbing
1) The fact that the words "twincest" and "cousincest" were ever created.
2) The same with "Snarry," "Drarry," and "Dramione."
3) The fact that Dramione is the fourth most popular ship on harrypotterfanfiction.com, right after Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, and James/Lily.
4) The fact that mpreg actually exists, and that someone actually created a word for it.
5) The fact that there are more Yu Yu Hakusho fanfics with Kagome in them than there are with Keiko. Keiko is the main character's future wife. Kagome isn't even on the show, she's from InuYasha.
6) The fact that when you search "fluff" and select Yu Yu Hakusho as the category, the first character on the list is Hiei. Hiei is the least fluffy thing ever. He was killing people (and enjoying it) when he was a toddler, and he never stopped, either.
7) The sheer number of Youko/Kurama pairing fics. I specify that I mean pairing when I say that because he is one person whose full name is Youko Kurama.
The world wants me to stick with HP. I was just considering looking around fictionpress instead of fanfiction, and less than three minutes later, I found out that Tom Felton is going to be on Craig Ferguson tonight.
Why do schools allow teachers to wish you "Happy Valentine's Day" when they won't allow them to wish you "Merry Christmas?" Valentine's day is the feast day of the patron saint of sex; therefore, it is just as much of a religious holiday as Christmas.