Demented Vampiric Zombie
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Author has written 24 stories for Harry Potter.

I am very bad at updating stories in a timely manner. I have several stories that have not been updated in years. This does not mean that I will never finish the story; I will finish them all. It just might take a while. I'm really sorry, but I fail at having responsibilities, and I tend to lose motivation. I WILL finish them eventually, though. You just have to be patient with me.

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is tiffany

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

And you can help

Sickens me top the soul,

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all I ask you to do

Is pass this on!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

Please pass it on.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

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If you have ever been attacked by a non-man-eating fish copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name and the kind of fish to the list: Demented Vampiric Zombie (flying fish),

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I am just a humble teenager sitting her living room; eating potato chips; listening to music; being tormented by ghosts, demons, and an anti-shadowperson; writing stories that I'm not legally old enough to read. Oh, and possibly being attacked by two inch long cockroaches which seem to be very happy making themselves at home in my bathroom since the exterminator skipped our apartment. If you want the whole story behind the "ghosts, demons and an anti-shadowperson" thing, go to www.neopets.com/~Luna_lovegood_230it's all explained there. The potato chips are either ruffles original or lays salt and vinegar. The music is normally Evanescence, Vanessa Carlton, Sandi Thom, Hilary Duff, Flyleaf, Paramore, The Birthday Massacre, or Aly & Aj. Or ALL CAPS (if you're into wizard rock, you might have heard of them, if not, check them out!) The stories:

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The Rightest Thing

Bring a Friend

Both a prequel and a sequel to "The Rightest Thing" at the same time...don't ask... What happens when Severus breaks his promise to Bellatrix? What about when he makes another one its place? And what happens when he regrets doing both?

Crimson Regret and Betrayal

I wish...I wish I were dead..." What happened the night after Severus Snape uttered these words? Having promised to protect Harry, he couldn't die, but he wanted to. One-shot. Inspired by tourniquet and Like You by Evanescence. Not a songfic.

The Full Moon's Request

Tonks wants something from Remus, and he doesn't want her to have it. Inspired by the song Birdie by Vanessa Carlton. NOT A SONG-FIC! Rated because of paranoia. Not DH compliant.

Kiss Me

Lily and Severus sitting in the trees during the summer after their 4th year at Hogwarts. 100-word drabble. A bit sad. Rated because I'm paranoid.

Best of Cruel Intentions

The night the Longbottoms were tortured was a horribly sad night. This is my version of what happened. Written before DH. Inspired by Red Stars by The Birthday Massacre. No one dies, it's tragedy because they ended up "worse than dead." VERY SAD!

Maybe Tonight

100 word drabble. Basically everything I hate about fanfiction personified, but I don't think I did that horribly. A stolen moment in the lives of two young lovers. Next generation. Fluffy (gasp)! Inspired by the song "Before the Dawn" by Evanescence.

Sweetie

Very short one-shot about the story of The Bloody Baron and Helena Ravenclaw. I've made a few changes to the book story because I think Helena probably lied about some of the parts that had nothing to do with the diadem, to make herself look better. Extremely short. Probably somewhere between three and five hundred words. I don't feel like counting right now.

Artificial Sun

I'm not exactly sure what this even is. I normally can't stand unrealistic couples, but I just had to write it. Set during DH. Ginny is at school and she, Luna, and Neville come up with a way to get information that only the Death Eaters would know. It works perfectly, but at the same time it goes horribly wrong. Diary Format (yes, I have Ginny writing in a diary...she's also out in the middle of the Forbidden Forest...Don't ask, I'm not sure myself). DMGW (like I said, I don't know what the hell was wrong with me when I got this idea). Inspired by the songs Pretty Baby, Rinse, Sway, Paradise, and Afterglow by Vanessa Carlton.

Online and Incomplete

Nightmares Under Purple Skies

The diary of Luna Lovegood kept during the months she spent in the dungeon under Malfoy Manor. Short inspired by the song "Imaginary" by Evanescence. NOT a songfic! Rated because I'm paranoid.

Over Punishment

A few summer days in the life of thirteen-year-old Severus Snape. Not as boring as it sounds. Fairly violent. Could be seen as a seen as a sequel to Bring a Friend. Not romantic! Finished in my notebook, I just have to type it up.

Offline but Complete in My Notebooks

Downward Spirals

Sequel to Over Punishment. about half way through writing this story I got a song stuck in my head. More specifically Pain by Three Days Grace. More specifically the middle of the chorus "Pain, Can't get enough, Pain, I like it rough." That should tell you enough. If it doesn't...Sev's father gets even more violent during the summer after his third year. He finds a new way to deal with it.

The Revenge of the Slytherins

Sequel to Downward Spirals. I still had Pain stuck in my head when I started this story. Sev asks Lily to hurt him (for a good reason) before they go back to Hogwarts for their fourth year, she does it only because she knows that he'd suffer more if she didn't. Almost as soon as they get back to school, someone sees the scars and figures out not only that it was her, but why she did it. The rumour spreads and soon they have to deal with it. How does Sev deal with a crowd of curious students? And more importantly, how will Lily deal with a crowd of angry Slytherins?

'Til Death Do Us Part

Sequel to The Revenge of Severus Snape. The second biggest reason Sev never ran away from home has happened at last, without the benefit of being gone, and now Lily and her parents refuse to let him go home because they're afraid that if he returns, the first reason will happen, but that makes him afraid that his father will do the third. How does he deal with fear and Petunia at the same

Untitled

Sequel to 'Til Death Do Us Part. Sev's Death Eater Initiation.

That's Life

Prequel to The Rightest Thing. Lily finds out about Sev's father's secret.

Ragdoll

The first detention Neville gets during his seventh year. First-person POV. Was a one-shot, but it has developed a second chapter about the aftermath of said detention with Ginny and Luna.

Memory

The last Half hour before Tonks dies. Very odd. Inspired by the song "Time" by Sandi Thom. First-person POV.

We All Die

I haven't decide what to call it, yet, do I put every title that I've considered up there. It most likely won't end up being one of those, though. Sequel to Artificial Sun. Set three days later. More AU than the first one. Ginny runs back to the forest and finds her diary once again after Draco brings her down to the dungeons to show her something, and this time she can't return. Not what you would expect because of things revealed at the end of Artificial Sun (in other words, not sexual unless you decide to over think things and add story details that are not even hinted at, but could possibly fit in). Inspired by the song "Bleed"/"I Must Be Dreaming"/"Untitled" by Evanescence (nobody is really sure what the title of the song is. I don't think it was never released in stores).

Make Me Feel Alive

A short, very strange Bella/Rodolphus oneshot that is set while they're at school. I'm not sure I'm even going to type it up, much less post it. Inspired by the song "Anything But Ordinary" by Avril Lavigne. I changed the ages a little bit, so that the Black sisters were closer together in age. Sort of predictable, especially if you know the song and the two lines I took the title from.

Erised stra ehru oy wohsi

Capitalization intentional. Vote on the title in the poll at the top of the page. Did you ever wonder why the Grey Lady was in the library on the night that Harry found the Mirror of Erised?

Forgotten Times

Ron and Hermione take Rose and Hugo camping in the Forest of Dean, and Hermione ends up giving Rose some good advice. Inspired by the song "More Than This" by Vanessa Carlton. Was originally intended to be much longer than it ended up, but I like how it turned out, so I'm not going to rewrite it.

Walk on Water

Basically Ragdoll in Ginny's POV. Inspired by the song "All I Ask" by Vanessa Carlton.

Erase the Silence

Luna's POV of Ragdoll/Walk on Water. Inspired by the songs "Sweet Sacrifice" and "Lose Control" by Evanescence. I haven't technically finished writing this, yet, but all that I have left to do is translate the ending of the other two into her POV.

Sacrifice

Sequel to Ragdoll. Another detention in Neville's POV.

Mistaken

Draco is using Pansy, and she knows it. Inspired by the song "Swindler" by Vanessa Carlton. In no way related to Shine Bright, in which I envision them living happily ever after...or as happy as a Death Eater and his bride can be, at least. In this one, she leaves him.

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Remus is in love, but she doesn't know his secret. He decides to tell her, but is afraid that she'll leave. RLOC. AU, because I imagine these two ending up together. the OC's name is Melissa, and she unintentionally ended up becoming a recurring character in a few of my fics. Just warning you.

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Draco despises himself. He hates what he has become, but he doesn't know what to do about it. Very short oneshot that is somehow related to Artificial Sun, so it's DMGW, but not really...I can't explain it without giving something big away. Sorry.

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Birthday Boy

Name has THREE reasons to be the name: 1) it was inspired by the song Happy Birthday by TBM and I tend to get song lyrics and turn them into titles, 2) the person who is the part that the 'birthday boy' in the song is the person the whole story is based around (though he is not the main character...see Lily's part in Crimson Regret and Betrayal), and 3) I don't want to spoil the ending...giggle...
Anyway, this is basically a fluffy romance, which is extremely disturbing since the main character is Bellatrix. The story contains a very violent flashback (see the song mentioned above), a non-sexual scene where Bellatrix gets pregnant (don't ask, just read it), and a ridiculously happy Bellatrix, which is enough to make it legally a K+ story, but I'm rating it T because nothing that makes Bella happy should be rated anything lower...just 'cause...

After the Battle

An almost fluffy little romance about Remus and Tonks after the battle of Hogwarts. Inspired by Do You Want Me, Weird, and a few other songs that I can't remember what they are by Hilary Duff. Cannot finish because I it ends with a kiss and I still haven't had my first kiss.

Plastic Tears

Technically part of Secrets of the Third Marauder, but It works as a one-shot. I messed with the years of everything, but oh well. James and Lily are about to dance when Sirius has an emergency. A real emergency. They leave the party and don't come back to the castle until almost dawn. The party has been over for hours, but Lily still owes James a dance. Inspired by Promise Me by The Birthday Massacre Cannot finish because it ends with a kiss and I still haven't had my first kiss.

The Secrets of the Third Marauder

A half-angst, half comedy story about Sirius Black's life from age eleven to eighteen. Co-written by me and my friend Mia, who doesn't have an account. I'm not good at comedy, so I asked her to help me. Inspired by Nobody's Home, Losing Grip, I'm With You, and I Always Get What I Want by Avril Lavigne. May end up containing RLSB slash, because they're too cute together and I can't resist, even though I'm trying to...

I'm Not Dreaming

Luna/Neville fic based on a long fic I wrote but will never post because it's crap. Neville has hurt Luna. He did it on purpose, but also accidentally, and he didn't want to do it. She's been in a coma for three weeks and he feels incredibly guilty. He's sitting in a tree and thinking about life when something surprises him. Inspired by Hello by Evanescence, but with a happier ending. Cannot finish because it ends with a kiss and I still haven't had my first kiss.

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Most of the DH chapter "Malfoy Manor" in Hermione's point of view. Basically an excuse for me to be repetitive and use long words.

More about me:
I've also recently (like, in the last two weeks or so) been getting into Kim Possible again, like I was when I was little. I still think that it's still a really good show, even though it's been almost nine years since I first watched it. I guess I have a think for series with main characters with green eyes, a last name that starts with the letter P, a father named James, and enemy whose mose intimidating weapon glows green, and a goofy best friend/sidekick named Ron. I might end up writing some fics for that, too. I'm not sure if I'll actually do it, but the idea certainly appeals to me, at the moment...

Funny things My friends/other people I know say

Before you read this, I warn you, there are random Harry Potter/Naruto references, so if you don't get something, that's why...

Ferrets are very COUhotGH meals!
(This has nothing to do with animals. HP reference. This came from a girl who we never thought could say anything like that...at all...ever... EVER...)

WEASEL!
(naruto reference...What is weasel in Japanese?)

DAZZLE!
(Twilight reference...that should be easy to figure out...)

Poison sumac, noun. A swamp shrub...(continues reading def. of poison sumac)...cousin of the poisonous banana.
(don't ask why my friend was reading us the dictionary, or why she added the end...the scary part is that we believed her for a while, until she randomly replaced other words with banana...)

...he's a weasel...
(this came from the same person who said the hot meals thing...she meant Ferret...)

FERRET!
(another HP reference...)

IT'S NOT MARS YOU IDIOT!
(this one was from when the three of us, who had never seen the Transformers movie before, were watching it in a car with a broken DVD player so there was no sound and we were making up the words...There was also something about giving someone all of our cookies or they'll turn us into a grape...)

But you have to watch out for the Hogwarts Lighting incorporation, cause they will steal all your cookies and turn you into a grape!!
(This is the thing with the cookies and grapes...Mia just reminded me what it was...)

Girl from bible school a few years ago: 1 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7...
Me: Giraffe!
(we were trying to stop her from reaching 100, don't ask why...)
Counting girl:...8, 9...
Me: Aaron Carter!
(Mia and I had huge crushes on him for a long time...then we turned 10...)
Counting girl: face screwed up in disgust ...10, 11, 12...
Mia: Zac Effron!
Counting girl: face immediately goes all dreamy Where was I? Oh, right, 11, 12...
(Mia and I think Zac effron is disgusting, as well as orange...)

I'M GONNA DIE!!
(this was a girl from camp that said this every five minutes...the one time she didn't say it was the one time that she was in actual danger of falling around 20 feet...then she felt completely safe...)

Me: reading aloud come to the dark side, we have cookies...that can't be right...
Mia: takes out piece of paper and writes phrase. crosses out "cookies" and replaces it with "Draco"
(I don't think that's actually how it happened, but you get the idea)(if you don't get the Ferret thing now, I feel sorry for you, you sad, deprived person...)

Mia: Put the lime in the coconut and mix it all up!
Mia's little sister: Put the lime in the llama's butt and mix it all up!
Me: Put the lime in the coconut, in the llama's butt!
(I think this was originally from somewhere else, but I don't remember where, so I'm putting this occasion up. Mia's sister has ADHD, Mia has a sugar rush, and I have ADHD and a sugar rush! That's never a good combination...we were in Mia's room and I had my phone on to record a voice memo. Later that day we ended up in her sister's room throwing a beach ball at Mia...Mia and I were in 7th grade then, I don't know what grade her sister was in.)

YOU WANNA SEE WHAT SUGAR CAN DO TO ME? MeEp! mEeP! COKE! NUFFINS! MUFFINS!
HI! This is Mrs. Popcorn, I'm feeling very good, but I only have one eyeball, and one finger.
Announcer: And what are you going to do with that finger?
Me: POKE MY EYEBALL...OUCH!
(This was a post Mia and I put on the boards in late November, 2006. We were high on all my Halloween candy and we were quoting another one of my friend's joke. Both are now recorded on my phone.)

My friend: Popcorn got sick, but, um, I don't know, he's like all cheesy and good, so...he's gone, yeah, yeah! He's really good! Okay, I have one, I have his eyeball right here, okay, and he's gonna talk to us, k? I'm gonna try to to make him, I'm gonna try to put it into words so we understand. Okay. Hi popcorn!
My friend making her voice sound weird: Hello, My name is popcorn. You remember me, do you remember me? Okay!
My friend in her normal voice: How are you feeling popcorn?
Popcorn": Oh, I'm feeling fine, yes I am, but I only have one eyeball, and one finger.
My friend: And what are you going to do with that finger?
Popcorn": Poke my eyeball, yes!
(This is the original of the popcorn joke. It is part of an 11 minute long recording in which my I sing about doing a puzzle, for 5 minutes, and my friend names "phony" and explains his family history. His mother was a "hot" red phone, his brother got lost in another network, and his father was a camera. And says three different words for "butt": behind, buttox, and bahookey.)

Freddy: my name'sgoth!
Me: Give it a rest, already! I'm not goth! Just because I wrote a story about a goth girl doesn't mean I'm goth, it means I'm creative!
(a few weeks later, on the swings...what a surprise...)
Freddy: You know that when I call you a goth, I don't mean it as an insult...Goths can be hot...urgent Not that I think you're hot or anything!
pause
Freddy: I have something to tell you, but you have to promise not to tell anybody.
Me: Sure.
Freddy: I like, will you go out with me?
Me: No, Sorry.
(a few days later...I had told my friend because I had to tell someone...that's the only way I can keep from telling everybody...my friend was in 8th grade and me and Freddy were in 6th, so I thought it was safe to tell her...I have a knack for making the most annoying friends...but I love 'em anyway!)
My friend: Hey, Freddy, date any goths lately?!
Freddy: face turns bright red
(a few weeks later...Freddy had gotten over it...I never felt bad about telling my friend because really, she didn't tell anyone else and Freddy deserved that...we were on the swings again...I was on the last swing, Jessy was beside me, and Freddy was on the other side of her...)
Freddy: You know I can imagine people naked?
Me and Jessy together: I didn't need to know that!
Freddy: There are only three people I've ever done that with, though...and you only know two, the third is a girl on my soccer team.
Me and Jessy together: I don't think I want to hear this.
Freddy: The other two are you two. My name, will you go out with me?
Me: jumps off swing screaming and goes and hides behind tree
now this is 7th grade...he still hasn't given up
Someone, I'm not sure who: Freddy, what happened to you leg? points to huge scab on his leg
flashback
Freddy: Come back here! grabs my sweatshirt
Me: Kicks Freddy in the leg as hard as I can to get my arm free
Freddy: OW! hops on one foot and lets go of my sweatshirt
end flashback
Freddy: I walked into a locker. shrugs
Jessy: sarcastic That locker was vicious, too. It really attacked you.
(this is even funnier when you learn that at that school, you don't get lockers until 8th grade)

CRAZY MURDER!
(In seventh grade we were splatter painting with tempera paints in art class and one of my friends had used too much water so his paper ripped, and I had finished early so I had started covering my hands with paint and discovered how much the red and black mixed looked like blood. We heard someone at the next table talking about something to do with killing, I don't remember what it was, and there was a girl we didn't like in the class who was a total idiot...so I covered my hand in the red and black paint, we walked over to her, and I stuck my hand through the paper and we both yelled crazy murder to see if we could scare her, even though it was obviously paint and she could see our faces. She actually ran away screaming...several times...)

Isaia: Do you know what swinging fast reminds me of?
Jessy: Annoyed What?
Isaia: dreamy BG
Me and Jessy: Quit it! I'm tired of this!
Isaia: And do you know what slow swinging reminds me of?
Me: annoyedLet me guess, BG?
Isaia: dreamyNope, swinging slowly on a Sunday morning and eating ice cream with BG!
Freddy: Did you just say that you had sex with BG on a swing on a Sunday morning while eating ice cream?
Isaia: Yep, hey, NO!!
(This was in sixth grade, we were, where else, on the swings. Isaia had been on about BG for weeks, they had gone out for a total of 45 minutes, which is so far, his longest relationship, but anyway, we were all looking for a way to shut him up, we didn't even know why he liked her, BG stands for Bitchy Girl, and she was just that. He quit it after that, thankfully. This is named (yes we named it) the Sunday morning comment.)

You're drawing in the fuzzy?
(This was me just a few minutes ago. A girl in my chorus class had one of those things that earings come in when you buy them and it was velvet, so she was using her fingernails to draw on it...I don't know.)

Things About Fanfiction that I Find Disturbing

1) The fact that the words "twincest" and "cousincest" were ever created.

2) The same with "Snarry," "Drarry," and "Dramione."

3) The fact that Dramione is the fourth most popular ship on harrypotterfanfiction.com, right after Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, and James/Lily.

4) The fact that mpreg actually exists, and that someone actually created a word for it.

5) The fact that there are more Yu Yu Hakusho fanfics with Kagome in them than there are with Keiko. Keiko is the main character's future wife. Kagome isn't even on the show, she's from InuYasha.

6) The fact that when you search "fluff" and select Yu Yu Hakusho as the category, the first character on the list is Hiei. Hiei is the least fluffy thing ever. He was killing people (and enjoying it) when he was a toddler, and he never stopped, either.

7) The sheer number of Youko/Kurama pairing fics. I specify that I mean pairing when I say that because he is one person whose full name is Youko Kurama.

The world wants me to stick with HP. I was just considering looking around fictionpress instead of fanfiction, and less than three minutes later, I found out that Tom Felton is going to be on Craig Ferguson tonight.

Why do schools allow teachers to wish you "Happy Valentine's Day" when they won't allow them to wish you "Merry Christmas?" Valentine's day is the feast day of the patron saint of sex; therefore, it is just as much of a religious holiday as Christmas.

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Purposely Pestering a Portrait by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. While helping clean up Sirius's house, Tonks and Hermione find a certain item in the attic and decide to use it to get a bit of petty revenge on the annoying screaming portrait...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/7/2014 - Hermione G., N. Tonks, Walburga B. - Complete
Bitter Echo Sidestories and Alternate Endings by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Exactly what the title says. Each chapter will contain a sidestory or alternate ending to Bitter Echo. Rating may be changed to M later. New chapters coming, eventually...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,560 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/13/2014 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L., Rodolphus L.
The Party by CharmedRumbelle reviews
Rumbelle one shot that takes place after the kiss in 3x10 at Gold's shop. No smut (although smut is IMPLIED, but does not warrant an 'M' rating), just some floof family fun. Enjoy!
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/10/2013 - [Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle] Neal C./Baelfire - Complete
Urgh by GlitterFrog reviews
Belle just wants to finish her book, but the Dark One doesn't seem to be feeling too well. For those of you who need some unadulterated Rumbelle fluff to cope with the current separation!
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/23/2013 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle - Complete
Love is a Strange Master by Eienvine reviews
Love is a strange master, and human nature is still stranger. A collection of DS oneshots.
Kim Possible - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 25,867 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Drakken, Shego
It's Our House Now by dreams and fantasies reviews
Now that he had Belle back, he had no intention whatsoever of letting her go. Post reunion fluff.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
Sniffles by Rumbella reviews
Belle catches a little cold. Rumpelstiltskin worries. Rumbelle Oneshot.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
The Muggle Way - COMPLETE by FullMoonDreams reviews
During the summer holidays between sixth and seventh year, Remus and Peter make a bet with Sirius and James that they can't go for a week without using magic. Can James and Sirius do things the muggle way? MWPP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,571 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P. - Complete
Take Only As Directed by Marchioness of Blackadder reviews
"For an all-powerful Dark One," Belle muttered, scooting him over into a position of recline. He'd lost the battle before it had even had a chance to begin, watching her as she spooned the medicine out. "You are the biggest baby I have ever met."
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,468 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
A Small Price To Pay by rufeepeach reviews
Belle is a terrible cook, and Rumplestiltskin's had enough of it. Rumbelle friendship fluff
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
One Step Closer by rufeepeach reviews
Belle and Mr Gold get married. Pure, unadulterated Rumbelle fluff. Prequel to 'Wrapped Around a Spindle'.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
Big Noses by LadyHelenaGray reviews
You know what they say about men with big noses...Belle makes Rumpelstiltskin a bit embarrassed. Silly fluff...
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle
Lost and Found by Borolin reviews
When Snape is tortured and maimed a team inc. Hermione, Neville and a Muggle surgeon battle to save his life and sanity. Angst, friendship, humour, HGSS by whitehound and Dyce. Emotional, intelligent, thought provoking, tangible, compelling say reviewers
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 281,072 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G.
It All Started with a Game of Truth or Dare by AKindofMagic93 reviews
A simple game of Truth or Dare opens up a new door for Sirius, one which he's scared to venture through. Marauder-era. Remus/Sirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,076 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/27/2011 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
Shirt-Lifter (& podfic) by picascribit reviews
1976: Sirius has a theory, and Remus is reluctant to help him confirm it. Fluff and boy-kisses. One of my few R/S fics that is not compatible with ACOC. Edited June 2014, podfic available at AO3.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/25/2011 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] - Complete
Why Didn't You Tell Me ? by Aliexandrie reviews
the reunion . some puppy love .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,179 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
TLC by shiorifoxiesmom reviews
See how Shiori and Hiei handle it when Kurama gets sick and needs a little TLC.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,488 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Hiei, Kurama M. - Complete
Ring Ring by Kenny-Chan 674 reviews
"It went 'Ring Ring'." Hiei said non-chalantly.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Hiei, Kurama M. - Complete
An OmKimbus of Odd Possibilities by SHADO Commander reviews
Kim and Shego play dress up in Story #10 - plus Kim makes a difficult choice,Alien Abductions, Poems by Drakken, bad crossover fics, Kim and Shego's last fight, Decorating tips, Drakken tries an online service and a new look at The Lotus Blade!
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,004 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Kim P., Shego - Complete
One Cup of Tea by Kenny-Chan 674 reviews
"It's amazing how far one can get with just a simple cup of tea." Kurama said.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Hiei, Kurama M. - Complete
My Guide to Kitty Pryde by I.c.E.d.C.u.P.c.A.k.E reviews
Lance is sick of always misunderstanding Kitty, so he decides to make a guide to help remind himself what to do in certain situations. Lancitty. One-Shot.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Avalanche/Lance A., Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P. - Complete
In Which Remus Confesses by EnglishGrlVerity reviews
This is a short look at how Remus first fell in love, how she got him to admit what his secret was, and what happened after. Rated T but doesn't get into Adult detail. Def. AU because it is not in the books. Please Read and Comment!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Remus L., OC - Complete
Yellow PuffBalls by Kenny-Chan 674 reviews
Hiei is introduced to popcorn, or...what he likes to call 'Yellow Puff-Balls'.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Hiei, Kurama M. - Complete
Ten things you didn't know about by Myene reviews
An on going drabble series about the Harry Potter characters. I pick one, and then tell you ten things you didn't know about them before. Some funny, some sad, some just a bit...odd. Will be listed as in-progress, but each chapter is a stand alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 14,261 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Joys of Being an Xman by untouchablerogue15 reviews
Kitty phased into the driver's seat before I could get there...screw this. I have an attractive Cajun stalker I cannot kiss...screw this. The list goes on and they're from everyone's perspective...just look inside!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Complete
Sparks Fly by Sonata Rapp reviews
"I," he said out loud, "am the biggest idiot in all three worlds." And he was. On one count for failing to realize that he…had feelings…for his best friend, and on another for falling for the one demon he probably couldn't seduce.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,877 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Kurama M., Hiei - Complete
Bang! by spiritgununicorn reviews
The thrill of killing the other demon was so intoxicatingly erotic he couldn't wait to see his blood splatter because of his detonations…
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Karasu, Kurama M. - Complete
It Makes No Sense! by pupeez4eva reviews
Hiei and Kurama discuss the Harry Potter series. Or rather, Hiei complains about it and Kurama tries to shut him up.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Hiei, Kurama M. - Complete
What's the Alphabet for? by xBeanie91x reviews
Basically 26 drabble chapters based around the Marauders, it is Slash for Sirius Black and Remus Lupin mentions of James Potter/Lily Evans. Mainly based around a Remus/Sirius relationship. Please Read and Review! Enjoy! xxx
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 3,295 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Nos and Fly Paper by Highfunctioning Hufflepuff reviews
Here there be crack. Hiei drinks obscene amounts of Nos. Kurama has to deal with it. Yusuke wishes he knew what was going on.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Yusuke U., Kurama M. - Complete
Bitter Echo by Lamia of the Dark reviews
After a particularly brutal punishment, Bellatrix suffers a complete mental breakdown. As he tries to put her broken mind back together, Voldemort discovers that her madness and sadistic tendencies are rooted in abuse. WARNING: RAPE. ABUSE. TORTURE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 151 - Words: 43,643 - Reviews: 1664 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
An Unstoppable Valentine by Reader101w reviews
After having her Valentine's Day with Ron interrupted every year since they started going out, Kim decides to be pro-active about preserving the day.
Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,416 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Kim P., Ron S. - Complete
Care and Feeding of Your Severus Snape by shyfoxling reviews
Congratulations on the acquisition of your new Severus Snape! To achieve the best results, may we suggest you adhere to the following guidelines...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Severus S. - Complete
A Toast by Cheshire Blue Kitten reviews
Connecting drabble inspired by a poem. The gang and friends are staying at Genkai's... prepare for madness, mayhem, and humor! Oh, and Hiei is somehow at the bottom of a dogpile...
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Touya, Rinku - Complete
51 Things Severus Snape Is Not Allowed To Do by imSiriuslyLupin4you reviews
The title is pretty self explanatory. List. No Pairings
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Severus S. - Complete
All I want for Christmas is you by Know Err reviews
What does a good little Possible get for Christmas this year?
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/25/2010 - [Kim P., Shego] - Complete
Common Thread by beeftony reviews
After Drakken's little mind control experiment, Kim and Shego encounter each other off the clock and have a chat about ethics.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Kim P., Shego - Complete
Harry Potter Kills Edward by Hinotezeke reviews
oneshot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Harry P., Edward
Shag Marry or Throw off a Cliff by eprime reviews
Hogwarts-Era. The marauders play a silly game.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
When I Cursed the Teacher by cathedral carver reviews
The gods' most savage curses come upon us as answers to our own prayers, you know. Written for the 2010 SS/HG Exchange.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,744 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The facts about Youko by BookOfXcentric reviews
Can Kurama survive a game of 'facts' with his friends and mother while he can't lie and his friends are trying to set him up. Yaoi, KuroKura & YomiKura, slight HiKura. OOC. Warning: Alcohol use & Sex talk.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,020 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Kuronue, Kurama M. - Complete
The Encounter by LillianandJane reviews
During the Dark Tournament Karasu finds Kurama a second time, the night before the finals, for a slightly more innocent encounter with a darker edge. Warnings: Mention of self-mutilation, slash, and a dip into Karasu's mind. Complete
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Karasu, Kurama M. - Complete
Luck be a Lady ONE SHOT by FullMoonDreams reviews
Remus gets Sirius ready for a night out, whether Sirius likes it or not. Remus/Sirius. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,489 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Traitor ONE SHOT by FullMoonDreams reviews
Sirius Black knows that Remus is keeping a secret from him and he is determined to figure it out. And no, the secret is probably not what you're thinking of. Remus/Sirius. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,642 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Perhaps They are not Stars by Allons-y Rosie reviews
Remus/Sirius Slash JP/LE mentioned A very! fluffy little one-shot featuring the two in Heaven some time after the Battle of Hogwarts. Very light hearted! Rating for a non-explicit scene and some implied sexual themes and language. R&R s'il vous plait!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Pink Flowered Dress by The Hooded Menace reviews
In which everyone is confused, and Logan flaunts it. Pure silliness.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Wolverine/Logan, Rogue/Anna Marie - Complete
Draco Malfoy and the Lestrange Lesson by Nate Grey reviews
Draco learned Occulmency quickly, but only because Bellatrix gave him a memory that he would desperately need to hide.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,949 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Bellatrix L., Draco M. - Complete
Ice Cubes by 0equilibrium0 reviews
Poor Touya. And he thought Suzuka was the only inventor in the house.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Jin, Touya - Complete
No, Potter, I Won't Marry You by sing me a rainbow reviews
For some couples, it’s love at first sight. For others, it takes a few years for the message to sink through. The five times James proposed to Lily, and the one time she said yes. Rated T ‘cause T’s my favourite letter. JP/LE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Killing Lights by Lamia of the Dark reviews
AU: Voldemort kills baby Harry. Bellatrix loses her unborn child after shielding the Dark Lord from a Killing Curse. Their child's death causes Rod to abandon Bella, leaving Voldemort to care for her in her current fragile mental state. NOW COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 16,663 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
Girls' Night at the Hog's Head by Very Small Prophet reviews
Sixth-year girls of all four houses get together for their traditional night of contests, drink, and unspoken secrets. SSHG, though Sev himself does not appear until the Epilogue. Later chapters rated T for sexual humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,291 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Surprise by JustGrace13 reviews
Rogue is bored one day and decides to complain to Logan about it. What will he do? Short and sweet! RoguexLogan
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Wolverine/Logan - Complete
Forced Confessions by Scorpia710 reviews
A midnight escapade does not go as planned when Harry finds himself injured, locked in Snape’s storage room and worst of all, doused in Veritaserum. And this is all before Snape finds him. Entrant in the Potions and Snitches 2009 Prompt Fest.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,856 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Babysitting with the Blacks by TheSolitaryNoodle reviews
What happens when the three Black sisters - Bellatrix, Andromeda and Narcissa - are forced to babysit their baby cousins, Sirius and Regulus? Only chaos. Please read, and a review wouln't be too bad either. -hint-hint- Humor. Ages are cannon and stuff...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,590 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Bellatrix L., Sirius B.
Ending Nightmares by Silver Ash reviews
His heart crushed as the torture Hermione was reliving overcame him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Annoyances, Explanations, and Vampire Slayers by For The NW reviews
Kitkat discovers where the Cullens live and leads the rest of the NW to them. All hell breaks loose. Normal Twihards will be very confused and annoyed and flame this. TwilightxNW crossover.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/8/2009
Rescue Yukina by Blossomwitch reviews
Gen, oneshot. I’ve always thought the timing of Koenma’s discovery that Yukina was being held hostage was very... convenient. And I’ve always thought Kurama’s presence in Spirit World during that mission was very... suspicious.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Kurama M., Koenma
The Shortest KiGo Fic in Existence by ethicsforsale reviews
An exercise in strangeness, to be sure.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Kim P., Shego - Complete
Sweetheart by amaXdear reviews
The story behind that one scene in the HBP movie... you know the scene. Ridiculously fluffy Tonks/Lupin. If you don't know the scene, no major spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/15/2009 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Remus Has a Love Story Too! by Kayyness reviews
I hear way too many J/L stories, and I'm tired of hearing SB/randomhotgirl stories. Or ones with me and him together. I'm STRAIGHT! My name's Remus Lupin, and I want to hear my real romance story told! REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,153 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Remus L., OC
Drabble Collection by Blossomwitch reviews
Just what it sounds like, a collection of my YYH drabbles. Most but not all of these are yaoi, and most are rated K or K plus.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 5,267 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 6/16/2006
No Pain, No Game by Sheyo Fonte reviews
Bella gets the opportunity of a lifetime. But everything has a price and Bella will have to pay it. Voldemort/Bellatrix, oneshot. Rated for torture.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L.
12 Days of Kigo by introvertedtiger reviews
KIGO. Kim and Shego show their friends and enemies how they celebrate the holidays. God have mercy on them all.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,853 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Kim P., Shego - Complete
Of Jackets and Power Outages by Maximum Ride 000 reviews
This is my 1st yaoi. Hiei gets cold and Kurama lends him a jacket which ends up with the two spending the night together. FLUFF! Please read and review.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Hiei, Kurama M. - Complete
The Founders Departing by RavenclawsLioness reviews
It is common knowledge that Rowena Ravenclaw died of a broken heart. The question that I shall answer is: Who broke it? Please Review
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,548 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Rowena R., Salazar S.
The Marauders' Legacy COMPLETE by FullMoonDreams reviews
What would happen if the Marauders decided to leave portraits of themselves at Hogwarts? A teacher's worst nightmare and a prankster's delight...but have they really thought this one through? RemusSirius Slash. Loose sequel to The Oracle of Gryffindor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,759 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P. - Complete
Diamond Dust by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. A little scene from a relationship in which Bellatrix guards her heart more carefully than Voldemort guards his.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
Bite Me by 2Padfoot00Moony7 reviews
Challenge Fic. James argues with a vampire, Sirius has fangs, Peter isn't clumsy, Lily gets drunk and well, Remus is a werewolf! For Halloween. Slight slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,298 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Seducing Salazar COMPLETE by FullMoonDreams reviews
Prequel to Hogwart's: All Sales Final. Rowena Ravenclaw has made it her mission to seduce Salazar Slytherin. RRSS. Please R&R. Rated for safety though it is probably only a T.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,639 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Rowena R., Salazar S. - Complete
Thirteen more drabbles by Madhumalati reviews
Another set of thirteen drabbles for Hiei and Kurama. Theme 7: Tell. Kurama is a thief. Hiei tends to forget this.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,439 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Kurama M., Hiei - Complete
Truth or Dare by Voldemort-Lover-4-Ever reviews
Voldemort plays a game of truth or dare with his death eaters. Voldemort/Bellatrix
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,706 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort
The Marauders' Chatroom of Complete Randomness by yolapeoples reviews
What if the Marauders had a chatroom? A Marauder era story told in Instant Messaging style.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,419 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 12/28/2007 - James P., Sirius B.
Sunburn by Nubbin reviews
In which goblins, sun screen and its slippery qualities are discussed. Snape/Bill friendship. Random fun with not a little immaturity and innuendo. You have been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Severus S., Bill W. - Complete
Hiei Recipe by Shezka Foxe reviews
Ever wanted to make your own Hiei, that sadistic sexy fire demon we all love? Well, here you are! Follow these instructions, gather the ingredients, and create your boyfriend/lover/husband Hiei! Note:Beware, Hiei is a flamer since he is a fire demon.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Complete
Boyfriend by behappyandlove reviews
“God Lance, I’m so sorry. It was stupid. I mean I don’t think it’s stupid. I really do like you a lot. I promise, I’ll tell him. I’ll tell everyone that it was my mistake, and that you’re not mm—“ Lancitty. Read&Review. One-Shot.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Avalanche/Lance A., Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P. - Complete
Voldemorts theme tune by alocine reviews
Exactly what the title suggests. Weird dream I had.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Voldemort - Complete
Snakes and Stones by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. Sequel to As Blood Calls. SERIES FINALE. Bellatrix plans her revenge against Narcissa and Rodolphus. Voldemort finally sorts out his feelings. And some surprising surprises as well. Bella x Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
A Drinking Game by freudian fuckup reviews
Remus is drunk. Very drunk. And Sirius is a git who does not know when to let a thing go. Fluff, drunk Marauders.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,569 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
I'm Not A Pervert by CasablancaInTheTardis reviews
Lily James Oneshot. Fluff, Slightly out of character, Strange and rambling but funny, i hope, and cute, i think. Don't let the title put you off : Read and Review! LJ forever! Happy Fanficcing :
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,556 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Lily Luna P., James P. - Complete
Can You Hear Me, Princess? by FlexibleFish reviews
Takes place during 'Stop Team Go'. Shego ONLY got her brain waves flipped, right? So what if her heart tells a different story...
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,209 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Kim P., Shego - Complete
Crystal Castle by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. Sequel to Roses. This is Bella's version of Glass Houses. It is very different from the Voldemort version because we are seeing Bella's thoughts and feelings during the encounter. Even the actions are perceived differently.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
The Perfect Death by Emily Waters reviews
Severus Snape had been hoping to die a perfect Death. But then, Harry Potter has a better idea. Humor .
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Mistakes by pixidust-princess reviews
ONESHOT James and Lily make the small mistake at a party of having too much firewhisky. However will this end up being an awful mistake or can any good come from it? Major JamesxLily fluff really. Rated T for language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,648 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Death Drinkers by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. Crack. Voldemort invites the Malfoys, the Lestranges, and Greyback over for a game of I Never which descends into drunken chaos. WARNINGS: for heavy drinking, cussing, and sexual references.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
Two Tormented Souls by lfangirl111 reviews
Fluff. Pure fluff. Involving Remus Lupin. For a friend. Who loves Remus Lupin. And who apparently wants to be a werewolf. Enjoy! Set in the Marauder Era. Remus/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,855 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Remus L., OC - Complete
Royally Observant by siriusly klutzy reviews
Lily is an obvious distraction to James. After a while, though, he runs out of the obvious and starts to see the not so obvious things about her. Such as her royal purple nail polish.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/14/2008 - James P. - Complete
As Blood Calls by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. Sequel to Glass Houses. Voldemort struggles to understand what Bellatrix needs from him as he looks for ways to resolve the situation. VoldemortxBellatrix
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
Voldi on the Dancefloor by darcy-in-sweatpants reviews
Oneshot! Voldi has grown old, feminine and hyper! Tonight, he goes to the disco to "have fun"... Whatever that means for an old killingmachine... Please forgive the mustache, it was to hard to resist!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Voldemort - Complete
Glass Houses by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. sequel to Roses. Bellatrix finds the answer she was looking for, but this discovery is eclipsed by the revelation of a betrayal that shatters her reality and now it is up to Voldemort to pick up the pieces. VoldemortxBella.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
Roses by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. When you're Lord Voldermort, the command "say my name" might be more complicated than your lover thinks it is. Voldemort/Bellatrix.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/8/2008 - [Voldemort, Bellatrix L.] - Complete
Endlessly, She Said by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. "Still each time I meant every word." Bellatrix x Voldemort onesided.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
Sentences by Blossomwitch reviews
Several snapshots of Hiei and Kurama's relationship, giving different takes and viewpoints on it. Some of these are friendship and some are yaoi.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,951 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Hiei, Kurama M.
Sentences by Madhumalati reviews
50word challenge for Hiei and Kurama. Sixth set: Blossomwitch's prompts. ‘At least it’s not pink, like that ghastly thing you used to wear…would you shut up?’
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,474 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Hiei, Kurama M. - Complete
don't get too close by goldenbubbles reviews
young bellatrix and tom riddle before his infamity. explict sexual scene, very smutty. oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Bellatrix L., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Beautiful Death by BlackxRose19 reviews
Short, sweet, simple oneshot. The Dark Lord doesn't smile upon failure. Bellatrix finds that out first hand...the hard way. BellaMort, torture fic, possible Work in Progress. Rated T for safety. R&R, please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort
Finding Home by Artemis Hunt reviews
Sirius never agreed with the morals of his family. Now he is fed up and is running away. But what price will his family make him pay before he escapes? Sirius POV, angsty with happy ending.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,645 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Heart of a Gryffindor by CreativeTypist reviews
After his first detention with Amycus Carrow, Neville reflects on what it means to be a Gryffindor. With an appearance by everyone's favorite blonde haired Ravenclaw!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,916 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Neville L., Luna L. - Complete
Illusion by Blossomwitch reviews
Yomi thinks he's in possession of Kurama. Kurama disagrees. And we all know who's going to win. Shortfic, complete.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Kurama M., Yomi - Complete
Whatever it Takes COMPLETE by FullMoonDreams reviews
Sequel to Hogwarts: All Sales Final. Continuing the story of Rowena, Salazar and the rest of the founders. A little less humour and a lot more drama this time. DH spoilers and deaths in later chapters. RRSS. Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,979 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/1/2007 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Rowena R., Salazar S. - Complete
What I like about you by Mahalia Gaunt reviews
Remus was terrified. What did he like? Why did it matter what he liked? Why did he have to write an essay about it? Puppy fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,843 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Uh Oh, Oh, Oh! by MollyCoddles reviews
A jumble of plastic letters spells more than fun and games for Remus and Tonks. Rated T for innuendos, language and overall naughtiness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2007 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Hogwarts: All Sales Final COMPLETE by FullMoonDreams reviews
Godric Gryffindor, Helga Hufflepuff, Rowena Ravenclaw and Salazar Slytherin are building the finest magic school in the world. There will be lots of magic and mayhem along the way...and the odd goat thrown in too. RRSS. Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,779 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Rowena R., Salazar S. - Complete
phobia mania by LixXxa reviews
Selenophobia is one having the fear of moons. Remus has it. Pocrescophobia is the fear of being fat, or gaining weight. James has this. Sirius has Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, Paraskavedekatriaphobia, Papyrophobia, Melissophobia, Gerascophobia...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,812 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Lily's Dilemma by Naa-chan reviews
What's worse than being stuck in a broom closet? Being stuck in a broom closet with James Potter. LEJP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,891 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Better Angels by lmk05 reviews
When James Potter rescues his rival from a slavery, he doesn't understand the responsibility he is taking on. Can a confused and resentful fifth year overcome his old animosity to help his former rival? Can an abused Snape accept his new role?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 68,631 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 6/20/2005 - Severus S., James P. - Complete
Fair Play by Blossomwitch reviews
Hiei was panicked to wake up and find himself restrained, but it wasn't until he looked around and found his best friend watching calmly that he started to get angry. A battle of wills ensues. Heed the M rating. Yaoi and language.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,424 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Hiei, Kurama M. - Complete
The Songfic to End All Songfics ! by Nishh reviews
IT'S DARE! This is possibly the silliest songfic ever made. Rated for provocative dancing, molestation of suits of armour and singing ghosts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Complete
150 Things I am not allowed to do in Hogwarts by CaramelBoost reviews
Molly Weasley, after getting tired of the tirade of complaints against her twins, has given Fred and George a list.. A list of things they are not allowed to do in Hogwarts upon penalty of death. Their reaction? Complete disbelief. Oneshot. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/30/2007 - George W. - Complete
A Very Sirius Full Moon by MinervaEvenstar reviews
What happened when Sirius told Snape to go to the Shrieking Shack during the full moon when they were at Hogwarts? Why did James save him? How did Remus react? Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,237 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/22/2007 - Published: 3/6/2005 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] James P., Severus S. - Complete
The Most Random Story To Ever Grace FanFiction 2! by Cap'n Scurvy Gums reviews
Another random Onshot! I guess you could call this a sequal to The Most Random Story To Ever Grace Fanfiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Complete
The Great Hot Dog Incident by simpleDMD reviews
Random, short, and funny, this ficlet features a Grimmauld picnic and a slightly mischievous Sirius. Read it and feel free to adopt the joke to make the world a slightly sillier place. Rated T for implied stuff I guess.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Clothes Off! by SerenityPhantom reviews
See, here’s the thing…‘I Never Strip Poker Go Fish Spin The Bottle’ may lead to discovering one werewolves very... interesting habits.Rated for Slutty!Remus and Sex!Talk. pointless. was high on sugar.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
No Weaknesses by Ninnaras reviews
I had a weakness once, a long time ago. Her name was Ginny. The bloodtraitor with flame red hair and deep brown eyes. [BZGW]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Blaise Z. - Complete
Define Mercy by Blossomwitch reviews
Ever think it's odd that the criminal who helped the Spirit Detective and the criminal who kidnapped his girlfriend received the same parole? Here's one interpretation of how it came about. HK friendship fic. Slightly more Hiei angst than is legal.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,571 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Kurama M. - Complete
The Official Rules of The Marauders by WutevaChica reviews
Harry opens up the Marauders Map and what unfolds before him? The Official Rules of the Maruaders. Written on a sugar high
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Confessions Of Pansy Parkinson by Secret Nights reviews
This is a songfic to White Houses by Vanessa Carlton. Oneshot. DMPP. The true story of Pansy. She's not exactly the whore everyone thought. Previously posted on AmErIcAnCoWgIrL. Sorry I lost the old reviews but thanks to all who did! PLEASE R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,190 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Draco M., Pansy P. - Complete
Bellatrix Killed A Man Today by Twitch Hopeless-Savage reviews
Bellatrix killed a man today. He was 5 foot 8, cropped blonde hair. His eyes were blue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
Christmas Eve In A London Flat by Failte reviews
A fluffy little holiday companion piece to Unlikely Soulmates. Full of fluff and a wee bit of smut!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,223 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/14/2005 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
The Necessity of Birthdays by BlueUtopiah reviews
Kurama makes an interesting discovery about Hiei during breakfast, fluff ensues. Shounen ai. Oneshot
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/31/2005 - Hiei, Kurama M. - Complete
Fake Wings by Onasariel reviews
[ONESHOT] I couldn't think of a better title. Songfic based on Episode 19, in Subaru and Tsukasa's P.O.V. Subaru x Tsukasa
.hack/SIGN - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2005 - Complete
Missing in Action by Sheriff of Nottingham reviews
Snape is missing. He is being accused by the public of being loyal to Voldemort. Where is he and has he betrayed the Order?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/27/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Snape for THIS class by Sheriff of Nottingham reviews
The 6th and 7th years have Snape for a subject they would rather not associate Snape with
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/15/2005 - Severus S., Harry P.
Fluff Forevermore by Adara-chan67 reviews
Sequel to Requited Fluff. Rated PG for some mentions of rape. Twoseries crossover. Let me know if I should up the rating. I suck at summaries, so you'll have to read to find out what happens. COMPLETE!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,708 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/20/2005 - Published: 2/9/2005 - Complete
First Kiss by ViciousWolfie reviews
SiriusRemus fluff. Their first kiss.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/15/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Masochistic Doll by Hedi Dracona reviews
A short oneshot about Elder Toguro's descent into madness as he fights the illusionary Kurama. Rated for blood and dark themes. Can be interpreted as some twisted form of yaoi if you want. Elder Toguro's POV.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Elder Toguro, Kurama M. - Complete
Quote this by tickled purple reviews
Bordom and sugar are not two things you should combine.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/15/2005
Requited Fluff by Adara-chan67 reviews
Sequel to Fluff and Circumstance. Rated PG13 for shounen ai, violence, implied rape, ONLY implied, and torture.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,517 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 1/28/2005 - Published: 12/4/2004 - Complete
The Many Faces of Severus Snape by cecelle reviews
OneShot Spoof. An unfortunate Potions experiment makes Snape live through his many fanfiction incarnations. Dumbledore and Hermione watch. Four times Multifaceted Awards Nominee.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Crossroads by Sabin Figaro reviews
As Subaru recovers from a malicious attack dealt by a Player Character, she wonders what will become of her, and seeks out Tsukasa for help.
.hack/SIGN - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2005
Fluff and Circumstance by Adara-chan67 reviews
Basically, pointless fluff. Parings: HieiKurama, YusukeKeiko, KuwabaraYukina, KoenmaBotan. This story includes SHOUNEN AI. My first ever, and also my first solo story, so be gentle, okay?
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,347 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/27/2004 - Published: 10/10/2004 - Complete
Shoes by Nightengale reviews
A short story of Sirius and Remus cute banter and lovin'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/26/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Scream by citcat299 reviews
As she ruined and mutilated her unblemished fair skin she felt a deep satisfaction. For once the pain on the outside could join the pain on the inside. Pain overriding pain. The pain kept her alive. [Be warned, this will take you for one hell of a ride!]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,439 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/18/2004 - Published: 9/17/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Stargazing by Ame no Kodomo reviews
Tsukasa and Subaru superfluff. Very short.
.hack/SIGN - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2004
Eye For An Eye by Weatherwax reviews
Neville exacts revenge for his parents' fate. This fic was written a decade ago. As such, the grammar and punctuation may not be up to my current standard. However, there are no current plans to rework my older fics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/16/2003 - Bellatrix L., Neville L. - Complete
War in our veins by Naya Snake reviews
SEQUEL to "Blood ties" The battle is over but the war has just begun. Voldemort strikes with full force and then revives another person - a Dark witch. Severus tries to help his son to deal with his emotions but he and Lucius get in serious trouble...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,452 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/13/2003 - Published: 9/19/2003 - Severus S., Harry P.
Blood ties by Naya Snake reviews
COMPLETE Severitus with a twist. Harry's a vampire, Lily was a Dark witch, James was a bastard and Lucius breaks into Voldemort's office... And Snape doesn't want to reveal the truth!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 129,216 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/14/2003 - Published: 5/8/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Dark Phoenix by Naya Snake reviews
COMPLETE He's the Prince of Darkness, born to kill, and saves the New Light. Then the New Light saves him. Fate- or Doom, joining them- Slitherins and Gryffindors. Salazar's prediction. Power of Fire. The Past. The Future.Will they survive the encounter?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 123,615 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/5/2003 - Published: 2/10/2003 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Hack Sign Finale by Shigan reviews
The ending scene further developed from Tsukasa's POV. Tsukasa and Subaru finally meet in reality, as they promised.
.hack/SIGN - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2003
Hubris by AllisonfromRavenclaw reviews
If I cannot hate him, I can only compensate by hating myself all the more, and I survive only by this delicate balance of contempt...I wonder if I will ever explain this to him. It is doubtful; he is not the only one suffering the damnation of hubris.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,389 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/4/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
Cruciatus by LilyAyl reviews
Magic is not always a gift. Note: This is an old story and not canon-compliant. For an updated version of this story, look up 'Curare' on FictionAlley.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2001
Goodbye of the Slytherin Dragon by Cali reviews
The knife against my skin.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/19/2000
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We All Die
Sequel to "Artificial Sun." Oneshot. Inspired by the song "Untitled/Bleed/I Must Be Dreaming" (no one seems to be sure what the song is actually called) by Evanescence, but NOT a songfic. Diary format. Ginny finally snaps. But now what?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,715 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Ginny W. - Complete
Let's Get Married reviews
Little, rather un-romantic oneshot about how I envisioned Bellatrix and Rodolphus's engagement starting. Rated 'cause I'm paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Bellatrix L., Rodolphus L. - Complete
The Beginning reviews
On the first day of the Hogwarts school year in 1997, Headmaster Snape makes a speech. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Severus S., Neville L. - Complete
The Yule Ball
Just a little poem I wrote, using lines from the chapter "The Yule Ball" in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Mistaken reviews
Draco's been using Pansy for years. And now, she knows it. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Pansy P., Draco M. - Complete
Title Censored reviews
Yup, that's right, I've censored my title, here. The fic itself isn't bad, but I've rated it for language. It's just a little two-shot about Snape on the night Lord Voldemort returned.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,056 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Forgotten Times reviews
The Granger-Weasley family goes on a camping trip in the Forest of Dean, and Hermione ends up giving Rose some good advice while they sit around the fire, late at night. Inspired by the song "More than This" by Vanessa Carlton, but NOT a songfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Hermione G., Rose W. - Complete
The Battle of Hogwarts reviews
The best way I can think of to describe this is experimental poetry. Taken from Chapter 31 of DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Complete
Ragdoll reviews
The story of Neville's first "detention" during his seventh year, and its aftermath. Two-shot. Rated because I'm paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Neville L., Severus S.
Don't Worry reviews
A little Ron/Hermione fic that I've been meaning to write for some time. Most of the word count is made up of my author's notes. Drabble-ish Fluff. Yes, this time I really DID write something that could REALLY be considered FLUFF. *gasp*
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Erised stra ehru oy wohsi reviews
Five mistakes, that is all it took to turn my dead-end life into a dead-end eternity... The story of the Grey Lady looking into the Mirror of Erised. Has AU elements, but I honestly think of them more like white lies that she told Harry in DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,218 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Helena R. - Complete
Nighmares Under Purple Skies reviews
The diary of Luna Lovegood kept during the months she spent in the dungeon under Malfoy Manor. Short and inspired by the song "Imaginary" by Evanescence. NOT a songfic! Rated because I'm paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,800 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Luna L.
The Secrets of the Third Marauder reviews
Sirius Black was a very stubborn boy. When his family tried to sell him on their pureblood mania, he decided they were all bigots. When he found out his best mate was a werewolf, he decided he didn't care. What else did he decide during his school years?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Sirius B., James P.
Sweetie reviews
The death of Helena Ravenclaw and the Bloody Baron. Very short. I don't consider it AU, but some people might. Slightly different than the story told in the book. All is explained inside. Rated for safety. Written a while back.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Helena R., Bloody Baron - Complete
Shine Bright reviews
Pansy and Draco love each other, but her parents are trying to keep them apart. Inspired by the song Who's to Say by Vanessa Carlton. DMPP. Very slightly AU. Oneshot. Not a songfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Pansy P., Draco M. - Complete
Artificial Sun reviews
Ginny desides to go on a mission for the D.A. and ends up wishing she regrets it. I honestly don't know where this came from. Set during DH. Inspired by the songs Afterglow, Paradise, Rinse, and Pretty Baby by Vanessa Carlton. Not a songfic. AU. DMGW.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Maybe Tonight reviews
A stolen moment in the lives of two young lovers. 100 word drabble. Fluff. Inspired by the song "Before the Dawn" by Evanescence. Rated for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
Over Punishment reviews
Sequel to 'Bring a Friend.' A few summer days in the life of thirteen year-old Severus Snape. Is AU-ish. Nothing says it couldn't've happened, but it probably wouldn't have. Violent and gory with child abuse and torture Bellatrix would be proud of.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,167 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
Best of Cruel Intentions reviews
The night the Longbottoms were tortured was a horribly sad night. This is my version of what happened. Written before DH. Inspired by Red Stars by The Birthday Massacre. No one dies, it's tragedy because they ended up "worse than dead." VERY SAD!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Alice L., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Kiss Me reviews
Lily and Severus sitting in the trees during the summer after their 4th year at Hogwarts. 100-word drabble. A bit sad. Rated because I'm paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Full Moon's Request reviews
Tonks wants something from Remus, and he doesn't want her to have it. Inspired by the song Birdie by Vanessa Carlton. NOT A SONG-FIC! Rated because of paranoia. Not DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,471 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 7/2/2008 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Bring a Friend reviews
Both a prequel and a sequel to "The Rightest Thing" at the same time...dont ask... What happens when Severus breaks his promise to Bellatrix? What about when he makes another one its place? And what happens when he regrets doing both?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,654 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Crimson Regret and Betrayal reviews
I wish...I wish I were dead...." What happened the night after Severus Snape uttered these words? Having promisd to protect Harry, he couldn't die, but he wanted to. One-shot. Inspired by touriquet and Like You by Evanescence. Not a songfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Rightest Thing reviews
A short little one-shot of Snape remembering an event from his past. This is not, I repeat, NOT a romance! This goes with a much longer fic I'm writing, but it can be read alone, and will be for a while because the other one isn't online quite yet.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Severus S., Bellatrix L. - Complete