Author has written 10 stories for Total Drama series, Glee, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Supernatural, Criminal Minds, Death Note, and Avengers.
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So ya wanna learn about me 'eh? Well mabey I don't want you to... again kidding.
B-day: March 8th ((I only put this here so you can all get me presents in the form of fan-art and stories :D lol))
Occupation:Slash Fangirl... yes I am saying that it is a job... one that i take VERY suriously
Buffy The Vampire Slayer:
Angel/Xander (If done right)
Doyle/Xander (Does this go under Buffy or Angel?)
Gunn/Xander (Srsly Under Buffy or Angel? lol)
Supernatural- (I should probabaly stae for the revord that though thier not all listed I'll pair Cas with ANYONE. He's my pairing whore. lol)
Dean/Castiel (My OTP)
Quotes I love:
"You know why? Cause I love you... surious intense man love gonin on here." - Topher: Dollhouse
"If a person with split personality's kills themselves could that also be called murder?"- Me being random
"That's Angel!? He's buff! No one mentioned he was buff!"- Xander: BtVS
Spike: 'Oh please like I would bite you.
Xander: Oh you would. I'm moist and deliouse
Spike: Fine. You're a right nummy treat.
Xander: And don't you forget it.- BtVS
Hey! There not baking a cake!- Xander: BtVS
Xander: No one is judging you. It's understandable. Spike is strong and mysterious and sort of compact but well muscled.
Buffy: I am not having sex with Spike, but I'm starting to think you might be.- BtVS
Tara: I am you know.
Tara: Yours.- BtVS
Spike: You know why I hate you Summers?
Faith(In Buffy's Body): Cause I'm a stuck-up tight-ass with no sense of fun?
Spike:Well... Yeah that covers a lot of it.- BtVS
Help Me Obi-Wan Kenobi your my only hope- John Hart: Torchwood.
John: It was like havin' a wife.
Jack: YOU were the wife.
John: No YOU were the wife.
Jack: YOU were the wife.
John: Yeah but I was a GOOD wife- Torchwood.
Jack:He also looks pretty good in a suit
Ianto: Careful sir, thats harrasment.- Torchwood
Jack: Before you do that who the hell orders pizza under Torchwood?!
Owen: Uh yeah... That would be me. I'm a twat.- Torchwood
I've watched him in action. He'll shag anything if it's gorgeus enough- Tosh: Torchwood
My desk is on fire- Tosh: Torchwood
10th Doctor: Oh! I know what it's like. It's like when you fancy someone and they don't even know you exist.
Jack *to martha jones: You to?- Doctor Who
Who looks at a screw driver and says 'ooh this could be a little more sonic'?- Jack: Doctor Who
9th Doctor: Don't drop the banana!
9th Doctor: Good Source of potasium.- Doctor Who
I like bananas. Bananas are good- 9th Doctor: Doctor Who
Among other things I MAY have invented the banana daquri a few centuri's early. Can you belive the french have never seen a banana before? ALWAYS bring a banana to a party Rose. Bananas are good.- 10th Doctor: Doctor Who
Well I have a banana and in a pinch we could put up some shelves- Jack: Doctor Who
I'm serious. I rather die than live like you- A bitchy trampoline- Rose: Doctor Who
Dean: dude no chickflick moments.
Sam: Fine. Jerk.
Dean: Bitch- Supernatural
Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole- Dean:Supernatural
Missouri: Boy if you put that foot on my table I will wack you with a spoon!
Dean: I didn't do anything!
Missouri: Yeah. But you were thinkin' it!- Supernatural
When I told dad I was afraid of what was in my closet he gave me a '45- Sam:Supernatural
(About to be sacrificed in an orchard) I hope your apple-pie is fricken worth it!- Dean:Supernatural
Sam: You need to calm down.
Dean: Well I'm sorry I can't.
Sam: Yes you can.
Dean: Sam this plane is gonna crash so stop treating me like I'm fricken four!
Sam: You need to relax.
Dean: Stop with the touchy self-help yoga crap! It's not helpin'!- Supernatural
Eat me!... No no no wait! You actually might.- Dean: Supernatural.
Sam, who do you think is hotter- Patrica Arquet, Jennifer Love-Hewit or you?- Dean: Supernatural
Megee found it with his butt- Tony Donozo: NCIS
Well today we tried masturbating for money..."- Sheldon: The Big Bang Theory
Well, you got me out of my pants"- Sheldon: The Big Bang Theory
Ah gravity, thou art a heartless bitch"- Sheldon: Big Bang Theory
Leonard: "Our children will be smart and beautiful."
Sheldon: "Not to mention imaginary"- The Big Bang Theory
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1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
How to Tell if You're a Writer
-If you talk to yourself.
10 Signs You are a Dean Girl
1. Quarters turn you on
2. You always get the extra cookie
3. Gym shorts make you smile funny
4. You call anyone you know named Sam Sammy
5. You laugh when a Sammy Girl gawkes at the screen during 'Heart'
6. You get very offended when someone tells you to go to Hell
7. You know more about '80s hairbands now than you did in 2005
8. When you see a Prius, you try not to cry
9. Any reference to cassette tapes, Doublemint Twins, cats in lockers, the fabric softener teddy bear, purple nurples, busty Asian beauties, Matlock, The Shining, Silence of the Lambs, Oktoberfest, Angel Food cake, flashlight manning, being so awesome, Cialis, sorority girls, pig in a poke, strip-o-gram, necrophilia, Batman, Gumby and/or Pokey, Ken Doll, Blue Steel, Silent Night, Teddy Bears, Mr. Rogers, the Chief, handsome devils, REO Speed wagon, Eye of the Tiger, Bon Jovi, Die Hard, Do overs, scissors, Yorkies, Asia ("Heat of the Moment"), Chuckles, the full cowgirl, Fudge, slow dancing aliens, Manburger Helper, dog for dinner, miniature philly cheese steak sandwiches, PA's, being adorable, Demi Moore, Swayze'd, Obi Wan Kan obi, frisky women, clowns and/or midgets, Astronauts, howler monkeys, airplanes, Smith and Wesson, right?!, asshats, Paris Hilton, women’s underwear, virgins, brothels, creaky old guys, Dr. Sexy, sitcoms, Japanese Game shows, CSI, bigger mouths, Knight Rider, boredom, hot nurses, ham, cowboy boots, PUDDING!, howdy partner, "I Wuv Hugz", loving the devil, Cupid, make you laugh and no one else around you knows why.
10. Whenever you see a semi you flinch
10 Signs Ur a Castiel Girl
1. The phrase "Touched by an Angel" Has a whole new meaning for you.
2. Trench coats make u giggle
3. You want to smack Dean in the back of the head in the Brothel scene in "Free to be You and Me"
4. You want to hug Castiel in the Brothel scene in "Free to be You and Me" and after he finds out God won't help in "Dark Side of the Moon"
5. U laugh when u see alcohol
6. When you see Biblical pictures of angels you shake your head and think "That's not what they look like"
7. Angel Food Cake makes you smile
8. You use Assbutt as an insult on whoever you can as much as you can.
9. References to narcotics, orgy's, virgins, "that's how i roll", voices in cell phones, flat bread, not ordering from the menu, whoopee cushions, new FBI agents, pretty angel boys, action figures, brothels, Glenn Close, "I am very surprised" and "not incontinent", White Castle cheeseburgers, buses, lying, and mass quantities of alcohol freaking funny and the people around u don’t get it.
10. You find the phrase "I'm the one that gripped you tight and saved you from perdition" slightly hot.
STORY'S soon to be posted:
Buffy The Vampire Slayer:
untittled:(Because I love Vamp!Xander) In season 3 when Willow brought her vampire double into their world she didn't come alone. That's right Xander tagged along. Only he decided to stick around instead of going back to his own world. Now the scoobies are stuck with an evil Xander who doesn't want to leave his new sorce of entertainment. And how exactly does Spike fit into all of this? (Spike/Vamp!Xander Spike/Xander)
Untittled: Human AU- Spike is an assasain hired to infiltrate Detective Xander Harris's life and eventually kill him. But when Spike falls in love with Xander he has to protect him from the people he works for.
Untittled: Inspired and based on one of the only romantic comedys I can honestly say I like: 10 things I hate about You. My friend said there was no way in hell I could make a Spander fic inspired by that movie so I took it as a personal challenge.
Summery: Doyle is new to Sunnydale and is instantly smitten with the Queen of Sunnydale High: Cordeila and sets out to make her his. The only problem? Her brother Xander and their fathers rule. The Solution? Spike.
Down the Rabbit Hole: I was inspired when I rewatched the new Alice in Wonderland but it's not really based on it.
Summery: Alexander has never fit in in his world but when he enters an alternate universe through a portal he finds himself even more out of place with being the only pure human. Finding himself thrown into a war between Vampires and thier allies and The Slayers and thiers and being the key to ending it. (Spike/Xander, Xander/William)
Challenges/ Other peoples Plot Bunnies (still Buffy):
Trust Me (Open to Better tittle sugestions): Instead of going to the Scoobies for help with his chip Spike goes to Xander and only Xander not wanting to expose his weakness to the slayer using him as a middle man to help bring the Initiave down. During his time with Xander he finds himself falling for the human with warped sense of humor and loyal heart. But how can he get Xander to trust him?
unknownYeah So I was just looking there is seriously NO Meg Fem-slash. Meg is my favorite female charector on supernatural and I have a celeberty crush on Rachel Miner. So I don't know WHAT the plot or who she'll be with but I'm writing a Meg femslash story with that as a main pairing (cuz I have plenty with it as a side pairing lol) and it's going to be my first fem-slash!
Untitled: Deans a cocky, up and coming, rising star actor who is about to shoot the biggest movie of his career so far. His Co-Star is none other than Castiel a young but brilliant, dedicated A list actor whos every movie is a garunteed hit. Now if only Castiel and Dean can get through it all without killing eachother.
Untitled: I just wanna say that this is what happens when you play way too much Mass Effect and watch too much SPN. Whatever the hell THIS is is the result.
Summery: Commander Dean Winchester must save the galaxy from a threat greater than any other before. With him his tech savy brother Sam, his smart talking pilot Gabriel 'Trickster' Novak, Oppininated gunnery chief Anna Milton, and Dedicated hard working and somewhat the somewhat distracting (to Dean at least) Luitenant Castiel Novak. And they pick up others along the way such as Balthazar a witty, smart talking an Alien of the Angelies species who plays loose with the law he serves, Ruby a bounty hunter of the Demonata species with questionable motives , Jessiel Nar' Moorikn a young Quarian girl on a quest to prove herself to her people, and Jo a brilliant Asari scientest working in the farthest reaches of space who's intrest in joining is a somewhat family matter. Together can these 'hero's' take down Lucifer and his army?- This is still really rough, only an outline right now so don't expect it any time soon.
Untitled: I need to stop playing my favorite video games for hours on end, watch SPN, then write. It leads to this kinda shit... sigh, Alpha Protocol why must you be so awesome?
Summery: Dean Winchester is a goverment agent who is recruited to a program that technically doesn't exist. His first mission is two find stolen missels being used to commit terroirsts acts. But when the program goes against him and tries to frame him as a rouge agent he must make choices for not only himself but Castiel Novak, his former colluege and now only allie and man on the inside. Will he be able to make the right choices or will he make the lable of 'rouge agent' apply to him for real?
Irony Can Go Screw Itself: So... This has probably been done a million times but I wanted to try.
Summery: Sure hunters Castiel and Gabriel were NAMED after Angels but they never expected to meet one, let alone two. And they deffinitly didn't expect to be fighting the apoclypse side by side with them. And they sure as hell didn't expect to fall for them.
Untittled Season 6 Rewrite:After Dean jumped into the pit Castiel was devistated and guilty. Determained to set things right he once more raises the man he has silently loved for two years from predition. But Dean doesn't come back right (That's right bitches. Souless Dean)
Till Death Do Us Part: AU. Castiel is all set to have the wedding of his dreams with his boyfriend Balthazar. However there's just one small problem: He's already married. Now with the help of two of his brothers he goes to find the man he spent one wild weekend with and get a divorce. Only one more teeeny problem: Dean Winchester of letting him get away again
Dean/Cas, Sam/Gabe, Micheal/Adam
Untitled: Inspired by the show Breakout Kings
Summery: The best way to catch a con is with cons. Or at least thats the view of a new task force headed by Marshal Victor Henrickson, assisted by legendary former Marshal Dean Winchester and his Tech expert brother Sam. They recruit Meg Masters: An 'entrupenuer' of sorts, full of street smarts. Gabriel Lokster: A former Psycologest and current Gambeling addict, a genius who loves nothing more than to get into someones head and mess with thier mind. And Castiel Novak: A former bounty hunter who killed for revenge and was left with the custoudy of his niece and is determained to get out to see her again. And together these six attepmt to catch criminals and survive... both the cons and each other.
Untittled: Inspired by the show Alphas
Unknown to the magjority of the world there are people born with extraordinary gifts. How they choose to use those gifts are up to them however. Like Bobby Singer's group who use them to stop others like them. Castiel Novak, who can invade someones mind and give them a whole new set of memories. Dean Winchester who's able to surrvive just about anything, Gabriel Lokster who takes images from photo's, telivision, and even peoples minds and make them reality, and Meg Masters who can control pheromones. Then there's the newly recruited Sam Wesson who is the ultimatehunter with the ability to see where anyone is by touching an item of thiers. With the help of there goverment contact, the sarcastic Agent Crowley they stop one dangerous Super at a time. The question is, are they really on the right side?
Untittled: After Morgana unleashes the Great Dragon before fleeing with Morgause Camelot is in danger and all hope is lost. Desperate, Arthur goes to find the last Dragonlord Balinor. He finds the man, and his family, but not without serious ingury. Now as he has his wounds tended to he must try to convince the Dragonlord to come back with him. All the while becoming more and more enthralled with his son curious, intruiging and unfortunatly magical son Merlin.- Set in Season 2 Finale. AU in the sense of Balinor took Hunith and Merlin to live with him instead of leaving them.
Make A Man Out Of You- Not Sure About Tittle: Loosley based on Mulan, except instead of Merlin hiding that he's a girl he's hiding that he has magic. Don't know why I'm doing this I just was watching this and my mind was replacing all the chareters with Merlin people. And so this was born. Damn you mind.
Summery: The war against magic has grown desperate now that evil and powerful sorcerers and sorceress have joined forces to attack not only Camelot but surrounding nations. Uther announces that peasants are now not only allowed to fight but required, he sends out knights to collect able bodied men from villages. In the small village of Eledor Merlin, a young warlock and his friend Will have been recruited and are now going to train with Arthur. Now Merlin must fight for what he believes in while protecting his deepest secret, avoiding death in more ways than one. Not to mention that Prince Arthur is constantly on his mind.
Popular: AU. Highschool student Merlin is sick and tired of being bullied, ignored, walked over and having his life be made a living hell. However he sees a chance to change all that when he notices the prince of the school, Arthur Pendragon, staring at him... or to be blunt giving him bedroom eyes. Arthur it seems wants Merlin and would do just about anything to have him. But is Merlin really willing to sleep his way to the top?
Ok if you have ANY suggestions for the untittled or Tittle in progress stories PM me and tell me. It'd be a big help :)
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